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Washington, DC -- In a turn of events that "disappointed" members of Congress, Bush has vetoed the most recent budget proposal, a provision to provide lunches in the Capitol building cafeteria. The lunches are free for all members of the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and Presidential Cabinet. It has been a major sticking point of the last election cycle, and figures to be one of the major legacies of Bush's career, namely, the fact that he seems to favor Chinese food.
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