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Los Angeles, CA -- Britney Spears, as seen by this exclusive photograph, has run out of money and has had to sell all her clothes. It has also been reported that the money she sold her clothes for was, accidently, monopoly money.
"Whoops, I'm sure embarassed," said a naked-as-a-jaybird Ms. Spears "I guess this is just one of those times in life where you know you'll look back and laugh someday. I hope."
Ms. Spears is attempting to continue her musical career but it is difficult for her to continue recording without funds, and many venues refuse to book a nude performer.
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