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• Pope exposes 2000 year old Christian hoax; martyrs, holy wars and lack of sex all for nothing

• Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects

• Paris Hilton re-imprisoned after using fake Get Out of Jail Free Card

• Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all

• Lukewarm tea and stale biscuits lead to an academic boycott.

• Under intense pressure from various family groups, Alabama geology classes make alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory mandatory

• Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics

• Typhoid Marry! TB carrier and wife's first kiss

• Match Game and A Troll in Central Park star Charles Nelson Reilly dies at 76

• Uncyclopedia feels left out by glut of recent online scandals

• Barney the Dinosaur admits to killing Tinky Winky

• Liverpool players Arrested

• Syria in turmoil as two battle for the presidency

• After several months of unemployment, Donald Rumsfeld opens a pizza parlor

• NASA launches new Space Shuttle Amusement Ride in an attempt to bolster sagging public image