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Wainwright to undergo Tommy Gun surgery JUPITER, Florida -- The St. Louis Cardinals' first-string starting pitcher will undergo reconstructive surgery on his elbow. However, instead of Tommy-John surgery, Wainwright will get Tommy-gun surgery, letting him mow down players literally where before he could only do so figuratively. Full story»

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