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Earth declares war on, attacks Moon
JUPITER TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (A&P) -- President Bush gave a historic speech at a press conference today, praising the efforts of his European allies in routing Islamic terrorists believed to have entrenched themselves in a new base on the Moon, based upon indisputable satellite and telescope photos. This evidence will not be released to the public out of "concern for our National security".
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