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|align="right" style="width:25%;"|'''Varying geography''':
|style="font-size: 85%;"|[[Germany]] - [[Austria]] - [[Switzerland]] (sort of) - [[Liechtenstein|That tiny country that may as well be Luxembourg]] - [[Frankfurt]] - [[Berlin]] - [[Vienna]] - [[Netherlands]] - [[Luxembourg]] - Scandinavia - [[Alsace]] - [[Belgium]] - [[East Germany]] (Zee memorable "Ostalagie", Ja?).

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|align="right" nowrap|'''A Frightening people''':
|style="font-size: 85%;"|[[Germans]] - [[Prussia|Prussians]] - [[Bavarians]] - The Dutch - [[Swiss|The Swiss]] - [[Luxembourgian]] - [[Liechtensteinian]] - [[Knut]]
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|align="right" nowrap|'''Frightening leaders''':
|style="font-size: 85%;"|[[Adolf Hitler]] - [[Otto Von Bismarck]] - [[Adolf Hilter]] - [[Darth Hitler]] - [[Heinrich Himmler]] - [[Dr. Paul Joseph Göbbels]] - [[Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]], or "Gerta" - [[Albert Einstein]] - [[Bertolt Brecht]] - [[Benedict XVI]] - [[Kurt Vonnegut]] - [[Friedrich Nietzsche|Nietzsche]] - [[Fritz Lang]] - [[Leo Strauss]] - [[Angry German Kid]] - [[Karl Marx]] - [[Herman the German]]
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|align="right"|'''Confusing language''':
|style="font-size: 85%;"|[[German]] - [[German language]] (there's a difference) - [[German grammar]] - [[Grammar nazi|Grammar Nazis]] - [[Umlaut]] - [[Umlaut monster]] - [[Hegel]] - [[Kant]]
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|align="right"|'''Unnerving Musik''':
|style="font-size: 85%;"|[[Rammstein]] - [[Einstürzende Neubauten]] - [[Kraftwerk]] - [[Johann Sebastian Bach]] - [[Ludwig van Beethoven]] - [[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart|Wolfman On-the-dais Moatsart]] - [[Gustav Mahler|Gus Mauler]] - [[Paul Hindemith]] - [[Oomph!]] - [[Richard Wagner|19-hour-long operas about gods wearing bear skins and helmets]] - [[Scooter]]
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|align="right"|'''Shameful history''':
|style="font-size: 85%;"|[[World War II]] - [[Nazism]] - [[Swastikas]] - [[Holocaust]] - [[Lolicaust]] - [[Berlin Wall]] - [[Death camps]] - [[2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse]] - [[Claypigeonsite.com|ClayPigeonSite]]
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