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<option weight="11">[[Image:rms.jpg|thumb|200px|Controversial picture: '''[[Richard M. Stallman|Freedom of Software]]''' or direspect to Islam?
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<option weight="19">[[Image:Mickey Pill.jpg|thumb|200px|'''[[Mickey|Mickeys]]''' - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.
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<option weight="16">[[Image:MP Truman2.jpg|thumb|250px|After being given superpowers by the '''[[Manhattan Engineering District|Manhattan Project]]''', Harry S. Truman (a.k.a. The Truman Torch) personally drops the bomb on Hiroshima.<br>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP|Vote for featured image]]]]</option>
 
<option weight="16">[[Image:MP Truman2.jpg|thumb|250px|After being given superpowers by the '''[[Manhattan Engineering District|Manhattan Project]]''', Harry S. Truman (a.k.a. The Truman Torch) personally drops the bomb on Hiroshima.<br>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP|Vote for featured image]]]]</option>
   
<option weight="25">[[Image:MrT-stained-glass.jpg|thumb|'''[[Mr. T]]''' is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.
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<option weight="4">[[Image:Sonic101.jpg|thumb|Alas, poor '''[[Sonnet the Hedgehog|Sonnet]]'''.
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<option weight="5">[[Image:Sonic101.jpg|thumb|Alas, poor '''[[Sonnet the Hedgehog|Sonnet]]'''.
 
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<option weight="12">[[Image:Lincoln laptop.jpg|thumb|President '''[[Abraham Lincoln]]''' reportedly typed the Emancipation Proclamation on his personal laptop.
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<option weight="15">[[image:Psycho.jpg|thumb|'''[[Worst 100 Childrens Books of All Time|Children's books]]''' as they should be.
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<option weight="0">[[image:Keeler1.jpg|thumb|'''[[John Profumo]]''', British politician and circus contortionist.
 
 
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<option weight="9">[[image:I himmler.jpg|thumb|120px|'''[[Heinrich Himmler]]''' in his Gothic Lolita uniform.
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<option weight="5">[[image:Gentlebots-cover.jpg|thumb|Elita-1 on the cover of '''[[Female Autobots|Gentlebots Magazine.]]'''
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<option weight="1">[[image:Spongebob reagan.JPG|thumb|'''[[Ronald Reagan|President Reagan]]''' addressing the nation.
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<option weight="1">[[Image:Xena.jpg|thumb|'''[[Protestant vs. Catholic Shakedown of 1726|Protestant Black Pope Xena]]''' accompanied by her steed and Papal Consort Gilliam.<br>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP|Vote for featured image]]]]</option>
 
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<option weight="0">[[Image:Staypuft.jpg|thumb|'''[[Rosie O'Donnell]]''' terrorizing Manhattan.<br>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP|Vote for featured image]]]]</option>
 
   
 
<option weight="5">[[Image:Ford-pants-vaporizer.jpg|thumb|Gerald Ford stares down the barrel of a '''[[Pants Vaporizer]]'''.<br>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP|Vote for featured image]]]]</option>
 
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<option weight="0">[[Image:Movie.jpg|thumb|'''[[Seven Samurai|Der Sieben Samurai]]''' by Fritz Lang was a critical success.<br>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP|Vote for featured image]]]]</option>
 
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<option weight="0">[[Image:Hmrfra-medal.jpg|thumb|Henry the VIII did not give '''[[Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass|this medal]]''' to Pope Clement VII, who wanted to trade for a silly hat and the Church of England.<br>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP|Vote for featured image]]]]</option>
 
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