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This was reportedly his lost demo tape, recorded by him 2 years after his death, and lost for many years until found in late 2007 inside green nigger Bill O'Reilley's underwear pocket. Although O'Reilly claims he does not know how it got there and also that picture of him in bed with a George W. Bush blowup sex doll isn't really him.
 
This was reportedly his lost demo tape, recorded by him 2 years after his death, and lost for many years until found in late 2007 inside green nigger Bill O'Reilley's underwear pocket. Although O'Reilly claims he does not know how it got there and also that picture of him in bed with a George W. Bush blowup sex doll isn't really him.
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I propose that this image should be the main image at the top of the article.
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Please dont humiliate any religion and dont ever try to humiliate ALMIGHTY ALLAH, His Messengers and HIS Holy Book True...and the level of idiocy.

The amount of hate in this article is amazing. There's a big difference between funny and hatefully stupid.

Stupid idiot, stop mocking our prophet!The preceding unsigned comment was added by 218.111.5.83 (talk • contribs)

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This is a spoof encyclopedia.....you'll find a great number of things are treated in a less than reverent way. If it bothers you, go somewhere else. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Seriously, get over it. I mock Jesus all the time, so you can get used to it. Sorry for disgrasing your Islam, but still, it's not that big of a deal.--★★★Joe★★★ 00:42, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Infidel how dare you write funny articles on Jesus! We Christians are so upset, that we are willing to give up our Bingo games and call for a new Inquisition or Crusades or something. That is if we all can agree on it or something. I lost count, now what were we doing? B-13, Bingo! I got a Bingo! I just won the jackpot of $25USD, woo hoo! Now what was I saying? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:29, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

No one cares about your imaginary god.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.60.184.228 (talk • contribs)

Technically Jahve, the father of Jesus and Allah are the same west- semitian monotheistic God in three different versions. So this bloke just pissed on Allah. --Suresh simple Swami A. Suresh 06:31, 7 February 2006 (UTC) INFIDELS!!! WES GUNNA BOMB j00!!!!!!11!!11!!1one!!--85.100.109.48 10:26, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Is pissing on deities forbidden or something? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Only if they exist--Mrasdfghjkl 04:34, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
I guess pissing on Allah is forbidden if you are a muslim. More literally though, I guess you piss on The Almighty everyday, since he is omnipresent--Suresh simple Swami A. Suresh 19:31, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
Well I'll be damned.--Mrasdfghjkl 03:11, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Yes, I'm afraid so. Strong Rad 20:00, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
My, what a paradox. --POJoe!IrelandTALKCONTRIBSF@H 21:55, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Meh, what a paradox.--Mrasdfghjkl 04:57, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
It can work, If you have a huge bladder!--Suresh simple Swami A. Suresh 04:27, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Yiiikes!--Mrasdfghjkl 01:08, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
Did you know that in Soviet Russia, Allah pisses on you? Da, Comrade, it is true. You say Jyhad, and I say Jihad, Jyhad, Jihad, Tomato, Tomoto, let's call the whole Holy War off! After all Allah must have a sense of humor, or else he would have turned Uncyclopedia into a pillar of salt or something worse a long time ago. Ah well, God loves me best anyway, which is why he allows me to hear voices and stuff. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:23, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
Yiiiiiikes!--Mrasdfghjkl 05:19, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

"Mohammed

Mohammahammed

Mohammahammahed

Mohammahammahammahed

Stop! Mohammer time". The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kenesis (talk • contribs) ROFL!!!!! so funny!The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kenesis (talk • contribs)

hmm... Jack Chick's lawyer is pretty particular about his copyrights. If you doubt it, try looking up some of your favorite Chick parodies from more than a year ago. 207.188.29.244 19:40, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Passing by

I don't think that making fun of any thing that is holy is right. You should NOT make fun of Jesus, Mohammad, Allah, the Holy Ghost or anything that relates to them. What if, when you die, you get into the after life and you'll be questioned over what you did in your life, thus whoever you are making fun of, it is counted as a sin, and not any sin it is some of the sins that may throw you in hell for an eternity. I mean, are you in any way better than anything that is holy? Of course not! God is always alive and watching us and providing us with whatever we need, and if we even so much as try and count his deads and favours that are granted to us each and every day we will surely fail. Then, why with all this kindness he granted us, we repay with bitterness and denail? we see whatever we want to see, but we are not seeing the big picture. God is patien over whatever we repay him with, but be aware my friends, that whatever we do, we will not escape Judgement day, and our lives will be re-played in front of our eyes discussing and assessing each and every thing we ever said, did or thought being as pittiful or significant as it may be. life is not only about life today, it is actually about life in the after-life, because this life is the gaining or losing in the deeds scale and in death we will see how well we did, and what faith is the right path. So are you on the right path? What makes you so sure? DID you actually fully read the other faiths to know better? Do you have all the answers that are bothering you in your current faith? I really encourage you to read about other faiths and be objective, not make fun of Christianity, Jeudism, or Allah Islame. I did.... I was on a split road for a short while, but thank God, I think I got the right path at last.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 212.138.47.17 (talk • contribs)

Why should religion be held higher than everything else? Because it can be interpreted, it's as much a device of humans as government and light bulbs. Not that it matters anyway. I don't believe in your god or any other god. I reserve my right to make fun of religions, you, and your poopyheaded ilk.--ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 20:21, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
You need to grow a head and put a brain in it, Mr./Ms. 212.138.47.17--Mrasdfghjkl 08:01, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
I see yout point. Scorning deitys and prophets can hurt your spiritual investments. But I am sorry. Personally I have another religious objective than going to heaven. I am out to reach Nirvana, and on that path there is a mandatory request to scorn as many monotheists as possible. --Suresh simple Swami A. Suresh 09:04, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Oh my God, it's Pat Robertson! -Alexjohnc3 22:13, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
If god exists, he (or she?) won't care that I say anything about him (or her?). Because god is a jew according to the bible, he/she must be a joker. Regarding mohammed, jesus christ and the other prophets, how can someone take that shit seriously? It's meant to be a joke, but some idiots didn't understand that. Roacutan

Do you actually think about what you say or does it stem directly from some preprocessed drum of thoughts that your stupid religion has presented you with? Seriously, do you think someone who is asshole enough to sentence *anyone* to eternal damnation is really gonna care about us making fun of some prophet. --Damozn 10:19, 12 June 2006 (UTC)


Oh dear, where do I start with this guys rambling... hmmm. From the top I guess.

1) You said something about deeds and favours that he grants us? I suppose that tsunamis, earthquakes, povety, war, and higher taxes come under "favours"?

2) Something about judgement day, and the replaying of your life in front of your own eyes? Don't you believe god has a plan? If I'm an atheist, it's because of gods devine plan. Seriosly. Free will? Can't happen if your imaginary sky daddy knows EVERYTHING that you are going to do anyway, right? So, judgement day? HAH! A farce to keep born agains like YOU paying Pat Robinson.

3) Something about life being all about the after life? BAH!! Typical Christian bullshit. You are being a good person (and I make an assumption that you ARE a good person), for the wrong reasons, namely "Oh noes! If I do that I'll BURN IN HELL WHEN I DIE!" And then there's me, who grew up learning (about killing someone, for instance) "Oh noes! I've ruined a happy persons life! He was a good man who was a valuable member of the workforce! And now his kids don't have a male role-model!" Which is more practical, I wonder?

4) Something about making sure that you are on the right path? You are in as much danger of being on the wrong path as me. Hehe, silly christian, with your One True Faith (tm).

5) People of faith really get my goat. Did you know that? --203.206.16.86 08:16, 16 June 2006 (UTC)


It's about time humans evolved beyond need of an excuse for the origins of the world. God doesn't exist, nor does any other god. Deal with it. - Zero 07:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Why is there respect for Muslims?

This page has you scroll down a bit to actually see the page. However, the many Jesus pages (many of which are offensive to Christians) are not like that. I say they should all be one way or another. And besides, what are the Muslims gonna do, suicide bomb Uncyclopedia headquarters?68.69.111.110 00:30, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Yup. Pretty much. We're on the way using our flying carpets, honestly. The thing is, reading this article whoever wrote it has no inside information on islam so it looks more insulting/stupid than funny. Wait, that's the same case with almost every article on here, too bad! 202.89.188.44 17:39, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
Its fixed now.--58.104.81.209 04:11, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
I don't know. I liked the scroll. And I do not see it as "respect to muslims", just a sort of "ho ho - this is spooky - really sure you can stomach it" joke that basically falls back on hypersensitive muslims themselves.--Suresh simple Swami A. Suresh 04:56, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Muslims are respected because people are afraid theyll blow their car up :(.--217.85.125.194 19:50, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

This article is a gem

I have to say that, after wading through pages upon pages of "Celebrityname1 invented Palestine in 1574 while having gay sex with Celebrityname2 who was married to Oscar Wilde and Oprah and had gay sex with a Grue", I had given up hope of finding anything even remotely amusing but, after stumbling on this diamond in the rough, I've changed my mind. Funny as hell - almost as funny as the flaming from irate illiterate muslims on this talk page. Whoever wrote this, I salute you! Icanhearthegrassgrow 15:59, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Nude Burkah Woman

It is funny, but it is porn. Alas.

I have not seen this image nor do I wish to, but I can assure you sir that it is for purely educational purposes. AlexJohnc3 Complain F@H Fx2 05:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

I have spent several hours studying this image and I conclude that it is shocking and absolutely unacceptable. There is absolutely no excuse for showing images of women with rather nice bodies with their tops off. So that other people can see just how disgraceful it is, here is a link: [1]. Tode 18:14, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the link, my friend, alerting me to this gross example of sick porn. You are right - I spent some time looking at it and zoomed in to make sure it's as disgraceful as you say. Should be banned (now I've saved a copy). RabbiTechno 18:17, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, lets blindly be brainwashed and follow the teachings of an illiterate paedophile, pray 5 times a day and give up all thoughts of having freewill, freedom of speach and the use of a brain to question everything, because they're all too busy trying to memorise their comic (sorry Koran); trying to look like him by growing a stupid beard (lets save the sharp implements for beheading kufars!) and subjugating their women - wassup you pathetic muslims, cant you read????? Its a sexist, violent piece of shite! Oh, yeah, and its only got 165 verses referencing Jihad! Bring back peace loving Jesus!


If you knew him, you will regret joking about him.

Warning: This is not funny, nor stupid. This should be a little bit reasonable. Joking of a person is not bad generally, as long as you do not accuse him of something bad or insult him. I love to laugh, but I hate it when I see someone shows my religion symbols bad. You may consider this comment as a 'hatred' comment, but how can you judge that the creators of the page itself did not mean to show hatred in it? I hope we all read about Mohamed's life, from good sources that can be considered trustful. If you thought about it, How could Mohamed build a civilization that lived for 1300 years and still alive and getting more powerful? The answer is simple, because he is the greatest human lived on earth one day. You may wonder how can I write this while we see Muslims in such bad life? Again, the answer is simple, they did not follow him and did not obey what he said. I invite you to read about him, learn how he lived and what great things he did and rejudge him. And I am sure, if what you really wanted to learn about him, you will find that this page is too bad, not for him alone, but also for all humanity.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 196.218.137.111 (talk • contribs)

I DID know him. Him, me and Odin used to be drinking buddies, before he went all serious. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
If you knew him, you will regret joking about him? He died hundreds of years ago died hundreds of years ago, so nobody here knew him including Mr. 196.218.137.111. Why would we regret making fun of some dead guy that founded an existing religion? I mean, you assume the Quran is correct based on the fact that the Quran says its correct, it’s the same with Christians. And the reason the Quran is full of awful things is that a lot of it is based on the Bible.--Mrasdfghjkl 10:40, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

AMAZING DISCOVERY!!!!!! The reason no pictures of mohhamad exist is that all the crayons melted in the middle east and no one can draw himThe preceding unsigned comment was added by 66.191.197.64 (talk • contribs)

Yes, yes please read about him and you too can screw a nine year old girl and live in the desert and have god write a book for you!! wooHOO!The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.69.81.2 (talk • contribs)

I hope we all read about Mohamed's life, from good sources that can be considered trustful. If you thought about it, How could Mohamed build a civilization that lived for 1300 years and still alive and getting more powerful? The answer is simple, because he is the greatest human lived on earth one day. You may wonder how can I write this while we see Muslims in such bad life? Again, the answer is simple, they did not follow him and did not obey what he said. - The preceding unsigned comment was added by 196.218.137.111 (talk • contribs)
Well, unsigned, Mohamed managed to build not so much a 'civilisation' as a 'very-un-civilisation' where women are bagged up because if they show the slightest bit of skin they are inviting rape (good on you Muslim guys for the self control there!) where anyone who is not a believer can be killed (a bit like Scientology with guns and bombs), where people threaten to go on mass-killing sprees because a newspaper prints a cartoon showing a cult leader (I refuse to call Islam a religion, it's just a cult like Star Trek, Mormonism, Raelianism, Scientology, David Hasslehof etc) as a violent being. If Islam wants respect, it had better start by showing some to other people, rather than driving flaming cars into airports to try to kill innocent holiday makers. By the way, when you die, the Koran was mistranslated, it's not a load of virgins you get, it's a load of Virginians. Ouch!Morrismaciver 18:00, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Communism would save all of your souls.(In Soviet Russia, We get YOU!!)

Being an indian/communist/ad nauseum, doesn't it make more sense to simply let everybody do what theyre doing, give up the whole"Im better/richer/gooder/more likely to go to heaven than YOU!" idea, let all the religions do what they want, even aethism, and let the God(s, if thats how you roll) take care of it when the big explosion comes around? and, yes, the article may be offensive, but if God/Allah/Brahma/all the other names for Thee out their(clever use of hte word thee, no more reference to gender) thinks its bad, he'll send the jerk to hell(How dare you insult someone who is a prophet, or is considered a prophet? Enjoy Hell, it's summer all year round!). Heil Stalin!


In Soviet Russia, The World Blows Up YOU!!

--AeomMai 22:48, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

There we go, theres an offense tag, now its "ok" to be offensive--AeomMai 22:57, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm a Christian, but not a good one. As a good Christian I will be expected to warn you for your sins and pray to God for you all to be forgiven as all of you don't know what you do.

Will I do that?

No, I'm not a quite good one... Actually I don't mind... You are free to say whatever you want... My God isn't a weak god that needs defense from His creation... I wish u continuing insult and mock Him so He himself will put a revenge on you...

I always knew Christianity was a silly religion....~Jewriken.GIF 16:39, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Should be M-O-H-A-M-M-A-D

"Muhammad" just looks madddd awkward!

Should really be "Ronald MacDonald".

The rare demo tape controversy

Devil-goat
Sex with 72 virgins was a slight error, its never ending anal rape and nibbles on the earlobes from this bloke

The writers wrongly forgot to write in the right song in the article. I'll try to right that wrong here by writing the right wrong... I mean song:


Mohammad, oh Mohammad

The raghead musical fruit

If you die in his name

72 virgins you get to root


This was reportedly his lost demo tape, recorded by him 2 years after his death, and lost for many years until found in late 2007 inside green nigger Bill O'Reilley's underwear pocket. Although O'Reilly claims he does not know how it got there and also that picture of him in bed with a George W. Bush blowup sex doll isn't really him.

Proposal

I propose that this image should be the main image at the top of the article.

Édouard-Henri Avril (28)
Allah's True Prophet
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