Before you post a complaint
Every good hearted Jew can laugh at Judaism, and since this is a wiki, anyone can post, but there is a line between what's funny and what's just plain antisemitic. Not too long ago, the page was filled, pages long, with "JEWS ARE NORMAL". I'd love to know who the **** finds that funny. There is no comedy to be derived from such an edit. It was simply rude, offensive, and feeding the ever growing waking up to common sense in this world. This is a website for comedy, not racism. I think I stand for all self-respecting jooz when I say that a post like that should appear again and again.
Gonna have to agree with you on that one. Too bad so many people without a sense of humour insist on coming onto this site...(None 13:31, 24 June 2007 (UTC))
Of course, I happen to have a very large nose and lots of money! Ha ha ha.
I think this article is going a bit too far. Would someone edit or delete the shit?
EVEN AFTER WOLD WAR 2 PEOPLE KEEP SAYING CRAP ABOUT THE JEWS???? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?? LETS SEE YOU BEING KILLED, BURNED, PUT IN GAS CHAMBERS, PERSECUTED, TORTURED AND THEN BE MADE FUN OFF EVEN AFTER YOU'RE LONG DEAD! I KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY JUST A JOKE BUT COME ON...IT CAN BE FUNNY BUT THEN AGAIN...JEWS HAVE HAD A ROUGH ENOUGH HISTORY DON'T YOU THINK? JUST TRY TO UNDERSTAND.
Mr No Sense of humour says:
Man, this is un-funny.
It's not funny
After WW2 people still keep making fun of the Jews...i dont understand.. Is it supposed to be funny?? The Nazis and the rest of the world did that enough already...the Jews have suffered enough...and no I'm not a jew...I'm a Christian...but i know that they ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE!!!!!! It says in the Bible...and even if it didnt'...there is proof...look at Israel's history along with Lebanon, its all connected. IM NOT HERE TO GIVE BIBLE SCHOOL I'm jsut here to say that whoever this heartless person is whos posting this crap on internet should take it off. Jews dont necessarily have long noses, koreans dont always have yellow skin, blaks dont always have thick lips, and us spanish ppl dont always come in the same color and shapes so stop saying crap bout the Jews alright? HAHAHAHAH what a waste of time you guys spend on making this website...this article on God's people...
THE JEWS PROBABLY DONT EVEN CARE BOUT THIS STUFF...THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY ARE GREAT AND AMAZING...THEY ARE GODS CHOSEN PEOPL..THATS WHY THEY'RE NOT LIKED BY MANY, JUST LIKE THE CHRISTIANS! AMEN!
someone has a seriously fucked up mind.... I fucking love it.
Amen to that!!! I love Jews.
IMHO, (and being a jewish foreskin lover myself) the "greedy Jew" stereotype is somewhat offensive. Someone has exceeded the bounds of good taste. -Miss R. Prigot
There is still a few parts of it left in this drivel.-WS
- Pardon me for having some sense, but I'd have thought it was actually a good thing that they'd specifically mentioned the "greedy jew" thing in an article that is meant to be 100% untrue. You know, what with that implying that it was UNTRUE. Jesus. Or Yeshua, whatever, I don't care. Everything and everyone is fair game on this wiki - lets have no exceptions please.
i am jewish so all of u f-off this is called antisematism and its rude u can comment all u want about us...but we dont give a shit! I OBVIOUSLY DO BECAUSE LOOK I'M WHINING!!
WHAT THE HELL THIS IS ALL LIES.... IM A JEW AND I DO NOT HAVE A BIG NOSE... I HAVE BUTTON NOSE U BASTARDS.... AND WE DONT JUST EAT BAGELS AND MATZAH BALL SOUP... THESE LIES HSOULD NOT BE POSTED ON THE INTERNET
-friend of luther
You know - if you don't like being taken the mick out of, you shouldn't even log on to the internet. Everyone gets gibed at here - this is the land of free speech. Uncyclopedia in particular is just a joke - don't take it seriously. If someone wanted to be truly spiteful to Jews [I can think of one group in particular] they would edit WIKIPEDIA, which a hell of a lot more people read and many take for facts.
- Hugh, an atheistic humanist.
Honestly, have a sense of humour. I'm Jewish, and one of the main stereotypes about Jews is the greed. And the big noses. This page isn't really THAT bad, it's all in good fun. Me and friends, both Jews and gentiles, make jokes like this all the time. Calm down, everyone knows these stereotypes aren't real, and if they don't, this article isnt' going to affect their opinion. This is pushing it, but that's what humour is these days. I found it quite funny. C'mon guys, you're giving our tribe a bad name! (None 02:27, 11 April 2007 (UTC))
the jewish people rock!!!!!!
okay so its luther here again with my friend yamaria. we both find this "article" very offensive. we go to a jewish school and are classroom had a discussion about the anti sematism on this site. it is a very serious matter. we will shut you down if you do not get rid of the lies. we are good people! and i dont like chinese food......or seinfeld FYI. all of these "informational" facts are actually lies. they are stereo typical nevertheless rude. we have given u a warning so u better clean up your act.
-luther and yamaria
- "informational" isn't a word, douche.
- And it's a joke wiki, fuckstick.
Luther, you really are a shonda to your race. You should be ashamed. I too am Jewish, and I can tell you you are isolating yourself from a rich tradition that has long been a part of our families: laughing at ourselves. You clearly have had little contact with the elders of your community. They always have a stereotypical joke up their sleeve, or tell some story with all the European images of us in it. It's long been a custom of ours to step back, take a look at our ridiculous position, and laugh. Really, it's YOU who needs to "clean up your act." This isn't rude, it's humour. This isn't antisemetic. That's the real point your clearly too young and foolish to see. It's not a serious matter, your being stupid and priggish. It's poking fun at neofascism and antisemitism. And even if the gentiles did write parts...eh, goys will be goys! Oh, and you can't shut them down. Please, your classroom discussion missed that point. It's a joke, join the tradition. The only memories I have of my very sweet Great Uncle are him making sterotypical tales. And they're funny! Please, calm down. You're embaressing us. (None 02:47, 11 April 2007 (UTC))
This is Uncyclopedia. Anyone who seriously complains about it is just a complete douche. Yes, A douche.
Concern about confusion
This article seems to be confusing the Slurvian word "jew" (English equivalent: "did you") with the ethnic group responsible for fulfilling the prophecies about Jesus. Is there any way to get it straightened out? --188.8.131.52 06:43, 30 December 2006 (UTC) Blah blah blah
This is very offensive and inaccurate. I hope your God loves you and does not punish you for the offensive, violent, and humiliating things you said about jews. Get a life.
What I said above goes for you too young man! (None 02:48, 11 April 2007 (UTC))
Hiding the view
I couldn't help but notice that most of you have lots of troubles in what probably is the only language you know how to write and/or speak: English. Also; many of the texts you added are pretty lame and I had to correct a few things. Uncyclopedia is a satirical website. It is NOT a place for highschool drop outs; the "your mom" comment is as old as your grandma when she still used to go on the beach wearing a bikini.
this excellent website should be added into the article. http://www.jewsforjesus.com