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==Song Proposal to add as 2 last rules==
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==Song Proposal - additional 2 rules==
   
 
* No meetings sitting down, all must be "standup" meetings
 
* No meetings sitting down, all must be "standup" meetings
* All meetings must begin by singing the "Lords Prayer" of Agile:
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* All meetings must begin by singing the imaginary "Lords Prayer" of Agile, as below:
   
: '''Imagine''' (with apologies to John Lennon)
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::'''Imagine''' (with apologies to John Lennon)<br><br>
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::''Imagine there's no requirements. It's easy if you try''<br>
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::''Just a bunch of coders, reachin' for the sky'' <br>
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::''Imagine all the people, coding for today'' <br>
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::''Imagine there's no schedules. It isn't hard to do''<br>
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::''No silly project deadlines, no one supervising you'' <br>
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::''Imagine all the people, coding hand in hand'' <br><br>
   
: ''Imagine there's no requirements. It's easy if you try
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::''You may say I'm an extremer but I'm not the only one'' <br>
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::''I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.''<br><br>
   
: Just a bunch of coders, reachin' for the sky
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::''Imagine oral documentation. I wonder if you can'' <br>
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::''No need for UML diagrams. Just [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers words passed, man to man]''<br>
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::''Imagine just refactoring, playing in the sand'' <br>
   
: Imagine all the people, coding for today
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::''You may say I'm an extremer, but I'm not the only one''<br>
Imagine there's no schedules. It isn't hard to do
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::''I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.''<br><br>
No silly project deadlines, no one supervising you
 
Imagine all the people, coding hand in hand
 
   
You may say I'm an extremer but I'm not the only one
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[[User:AlisDarling|AlisDarling]] ([[User talk:AlisDarling|talk]]) 14:01, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.
 
 
Imagine oral documentation. I wonder if you can
 
No need for UML diagrams. Just [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers
 
|words passed, man to man]
 
Imagine just refactoring, playing in the sand
 
 
You may say I'm an extremer, but I'm not the only one
 
I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.
 

Revision as of 14:01, May 8, 2012

Song Proposal - additional 2 rules

  • No meetings sitting down, all must be "standup" meetings
  • All meetings must begin by singing the imaginary "Lords Prayer" of Agile, as below:
Imagine (with apologies to John Lennon)

Imagine there's no requirements. It's easy if you try
Just a bunch of coders, reachin' for the sky
Imagine all the people, coding for today
Imagine there's no schedules. It isn't hard to do
No silly project deadlines, no one supervising you
Imagine all the people, coding hand in hand

You may say I'm an extremer but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.

Imagine oral documentation. I wonder if you can
No need for UML diagrams. Just words passed, man to man
Imagine just refactoring, playing in the sand
You may say I'm an extremer, but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.

AlisDarling (talk) 14:01, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

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