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“In Soviet Russia, stereo`s type you”
~ Russian reversal on typing stereos
Mavis Beacon

Stereotyping can be fun!

Stereotype (from Greek stere/ απομυζώ (sucks)+ otype/ εσύ (to be you)) is a attribute for a person's character and character class in the multiplayer game Racism. Each character has attribute advantages and disadvantages(mostly) over other characters. The following is a list common attributes, characteristics and behaviors shared by all the members of specific characters, their class, and etc.

Playable Characters

Africans

  • The "missing link".
  • Primal or primitive.
  • Are Black (DUH).
  • Good at almost every sport.
  • Tribalistic, even genocidally so.
  • Highly AIDS-prone.
  • War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
  • Corrupt and dictatorial governments.
  • They eat wild Animals.
  • Can always run really fast (Watch the Olympics!).
  • Spear-chuckers.
  • Always covered in flies.
  • Talk by clicking their lips.
  • African womens have big butts.
  • Are all able to dunk.
  • Always have fat lips.
  • Dance around fires while shaking spears.
  • The men walk around wearing huge painted tribal masks and loincloths.
  • The women just walk around barefoot in grass skirts with boobs hanging to their knees.
  • The women do all the work and they all have a baby strapped to their back.
  • All the men are violent and drive around in jeeps waving rifles.
  • Everyone lives in a mud hut.
  • No running water or modern conveniences whatsoever.
  • Say things like "booga-booga".
  • Are all tall, skinny, and black as oil.
  • Richer ones bleach their skin or hair or eyes.
  • French people hire them, treats them worse than Americans could do to Mexicans or the Chinese.
  • Prone to coups and murderous dictators.
  • Starvin' Marvin (think of "South Park").
  • The "Lucky" ones get adopted by Hollywood celebs.
  • Lives out in nature.
  • Musical (see also African-Americans, Gypsies and Latinos).
  • VERY long male genitalia.
  • Big Butts.
  • Smarter than African Americans.
    • Ironically true, most African immigrants to the USA and Europe are college educated.
  • Filthy rich or dirty poor.
  • Keeps wild animals as pets.
  • Good at long distance running.
  • E-mail scam artists (i.e. Nigerian princes).
  • Friendly to tourists (to get their cash).
  • Very very very violent, even the kids know how to use guns.
  • Powerful women.
  • Walk around in rags.
  • "From the Cradle of man" was "loose lucy".

Albanians

  • Most of them consider themselves Muslim.(though none has ever read the "Qur'an")
  • Are members of several political parties.
  • Break nuts with their hands and open beers with their teeth.
  • Corrupt government to actually decide that they had something memorable to write down.
  • Hate Greeks and Serbs, and call them dark-skinned big-nosed mongrels, though they have never met one personally.
  • Alcoholics.
  • Love any roasted meat, and their fridge has enough meat and sausage to feed the neighborhood.
  • Are mostly construction workers, but somehow they all seem to have a university degree from the renowned University of Tirana.
  • Love Americans, Jews, Nazis, Europeans, and everyone who doesn't share borders with them.
  • They're the greatest warriors in the world, though they've been conquered repeatedly until lately.
  • Hate their politicians but somehow reelect them time and again.
  • They all speak Italian. For real.
  • Their gangs and mafia can be found all over Europe and North America and Russia and China and Japan and Africa and South America and Australia and Antarctica and... oops, there's no place left!
  • Wear similar clothes to Eminem and P-Diddy.
  • When they first encountered a TV set, they sat for hours, days and weeks staring at it with "shock and awe".
  • Have more alchol in their drawer, then the neighborhood's bar can ever think of!
  • Think that everything is a conspiracy against them or their country.
  • No two of them share the same political orientation.
  • Are convinced that every major historical hero is of Albanian descent.
  • Have more respect for a skillful thug, then for their own President.
  • Routinely spend 3 hours or more, twice a day, sipping coffee and gossiping.
  • Are experts at overhearing.
  • Know only 1/3 of the guests that show up in their weddings.
  • Males never make their bed. It's womanish.
  • Think that paying taxes is superfluous and nonobligatory.
  • Throw garbage wherever they feel like. Clean streets are no exception.
  • Decide themselves when it's necessary to see a doctor.
  • Always hide a gun in their house for self-defense (read: bragging rights).

Americans

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A typical American woman.

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  • Lazy.
  • Fat.
  • Racist.
  • EVIL.
  • Stupid fat fucks.
  • European.
  • Land squatters on American Indian land.
  • Fears China!
  • Blame Canada!
  • Where the fuck would yanks be without his jews? An occupied white country by Asian power?
  • Hiroshima/nagasaki was a fluke (Jewish made A-bombs).
  • Sitting in 11 thrillion dollars in debt.
  • Will fall apart as a country in 10 years.
  • Fat and smelly (reeks like dead roses).
  • Stupid accent (esp. of the "Southern" kind).
  • Racist cops (5th worst human rights record after China, Iran, Iraq and Russia).
  • Shitty cars (for the "non-white" kind.)
  • Drug addicts.
  • Hamburger (or helper) swelling muds.
  • worthless, asinine white or Eur0-Americans.
  • Lazy, stupid Black or Afr0-Americans.
  • Most ivy schools are filled with Asian-Americans. (UCLA=University of Collegiate Learning Asians or UBC=Usually a Billion Chinese).
  • Half the population now consist of Latin0-Americans (Bieneveidos a Aztlan California).
  • .01 percent are Native-Americans.
  • Cherokee-Americans...do not like the government, they like flowers, country music and worship a brown god named Jesus the Spirit.
  • Only 30 percent of people holds BA and up.
  • The most dumbest people on earth.
  • They think dogs are man's bestfriend (or girlfriend).
  • They will let their dogs shit, eat and sleeps in their bed.
  • The wealthy don't have kids.
  • Dumb, lazy, sue happy people on earth.
  • No culture of their own.
  • Cartoonish hollywood made movies (i.e. Borat, who's a British Jew playing a Kazakh Turk).
  • Evil american Jews (No, they're not, it's the "Gypsy Khazar Armenian" kind).
  • Even immigrants (like me) hates America/Americans (from a Cherokee-American).
  • They *think* they're still the world super power (not for long).
  • Move over honkie, here comes the Chinese...
  • ...and Japan still can kick ass...
  • ...and worst, the Russians revived the USSR!
  • ...and to add Mexico, Cuba, Venezuela or Nicaragua don't like us.
  • Sorry olympic gymnastics team (the Russians took it all).
  • Asian-americans generate the most income, even more than Caucasians (usually the "Scotch Irish" kind).
  • Two faced, untrustworthy.
  • White woman loves black man (as a result, we got the president).
  • Obsessed with penise sizes or breast cup sizes.
  • 78% of white american woman are willing to date black man.
  • Same goes with white american men on Asian women.
  • Imports everything from Asians...and workers from Latin America.
  • Again, yanks are stupid...needs Jews, Irish, Italians, Africans, Mexicans and Chinese to make everything.
  • Ugly woman (except Demi Moore who's Cherokee, not American).
  • Crappy dressers.
  • They love ugly Asian woman (nope, young thin blondes under age 18).
  • "God's chosen people".
  • Americana.
  • The USofA.
  • Fat.
  • Fatty.
  • Fatt.
  • Fattie, fatt, fat.
  • Fatty Ding-Dong.
  • Wants to get rich.
  • Blame Canada!
  • Brag about winning wars even though they haven't won one in 60 years (even though the Russians and British did most of the work) - Oh yeah, what happened to north Vietnam?
  • Lord over the British braging about the American revolution and how "a bunch of farmers beat the entire British Army" even though they had the suport of the French navy and got whooped by a bunch of even less technologicaly advanced farmers themselves (VietNam).
  • Fights for freedom.
  • Expected to not embarrass/get embarrassed.
  • Hate Canada for no reason at all.
  • Negative.
  • Stereotype other countries and nations badly.
  • Hollywood.
  • California.
  • New York City.
  • Washington DC.
  • Sick of being the but of every joke.
  • Imperialist (other nations provoking).
  • Terribly knowledge of geography.
  • Think they're the greatest nation on earth (almost).
  • "G-D"-fearing people.
  • Worships "freely" usually dollars, nickels, dimes, quarters and pennies.
  • Swear every other word.
  • Corpulent.
  • Corrupted.
  • Claim to hate gays but are mostly gay.
  • Eat microwave dinners
  • Overly patriotic.
  • Rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth fundamentalist preachers.
  • "Gawd bless amERRRiKKKa".
  • Militant Christians.
  • Thinks they rule the world (they are the last superpower...on its' final stage.)
  • Gun-toting Republican Conservatives.
  • Pussy Liberal Democrats.
  • Less Liberal than Europe.
  • Not really conservative like Saudi Arabia is.
  • An embarrassment to their country.
  • Whiners.
  • Watches too much TV.
  • Melting pot (not working).
  • Ethnically diverse (not working either).
  • Hated by the rest of the world.
  • Believes they are "Smarter than the French".
  • Believe that they drink more than the Irish.
  • Believe that God is real, but science is wrong on that "fact".
  • Eat at McDonald's all day.
  • Eat at Burger King, your way, right away.
  • Eat at KFC every day.
  • Like greasy, fatty, salty foods.
  • Drama queens.
  • Militant feminists.
  • Obese.
  • Underweight (in the public eye).
  • Love drugs.
  • Live on prescription drugs (Pfizer is the pusher).
  • Greedy corporate pigs.
  • Greedy pharmaceutical companies.
  • Big Oil...black gold, Texas T and the reason why America invaded Iraq.
  • Think they are the best nation on earth despite never leaving their country or knowing fuck all about anywhere else.
  • Apathetic.
  • Christian Fundamentalists.
  • Militant atheists (Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and Joseph Stalin)
  • Don't have a clue as to what's happening around them (thanks to the wonderful liberal media).
  • FOX News says it "like it is".
  • Negative/fatalistic/sensational news media.
  • RACISTS.
  • Whiter than thou.
  • Mostly descended from an Indian.
  • Really stupid (once again, thanks to the media).
  • O-Beasts.
  • Canada is our best friend, but they take it right in their end.
  • No universal health care.
  • Don't get sick.
  • Taxes on everything (thanks to our Dear Leader, Obama).
  • Arrests any foreigner entering our airports (thanks to our dear leader, Dubya).
  • Expects everyone to speak English (yells at British over it).
  • The most powerful nation on earth (aside from Russia or China).
  • Tells foreigners (including, but unknowingly, Native Americans) to "go home".
  • Hated by all other nations.
  • Hates Mexico.
  • Obsessed with everything red, white and blue.
  • Racist.
  • And fat.
  • Women are thin, have breast implants and watch 90210.
  • Overly zealous about what they believe in.
  • Against gun control ("guns don't kill you, I DO!")
  • Waaaay too thin (celebrities).
  • Worship drugged-out, underweight celebrities.
  • Stink like butter.
  • ACLU forces everyone to tolerate everything except white southern Christian straight males.
  • Coca-Cola, Pepsi-cola, RC cola and Uncola (7-up).
  • Too much money, but buys cheap things.
  • Support abortion, opposed to Death Penalty.
  • Over exaggerate about everything.
  • Animal lovers (you can marry a horse in Missouri).
  • Doesn't like interracial marriage (was illegal in California too until 1945).
  • Created baseball but suck at it.
  • African-Americans great at basketball.
  • Really suck in soccer.
  • Really good in war (usually have to be provoked by acts of treachery).
  • Environmentalists (liberals, commies & pagans).
  • Determined to leave as little of the environment as possible.
  • Suburban sprawl destroys small towns and the American wilderness.
  • Money-grubbing capitalists.
  • The world hates America now for the invasion of Iraq mess.
  • Pays an Arab every time they go to the gas station.
  • Bigots.
  • Racists.
  • Hatemongers.
  • Fatsos.
  • Stereotyped to be stupid but cuddly creatures.
  • Depressing, but pretends to be happy. :-D
  • Hysterically unaware of everything around them.
  • Inner-city gangstas.
  • Every male over age fifteen who comes within five feet of a child must be a pedophile.
  • Women afraid of being "raped", "stalked" and "harrassed" at work.
  • Feminists!
  • Rednecks.
  • Fatsies.
  • Lower-class women are 500 pounds.
  • Ribs are showing (upper-class women).
  • Embarassment to their own nation like always.
  • Ku Klux Klan.
  • Revival of the Nazi party.
  • Fiery, racist, loudmouthed southerners.
  • Cold, classist, calm northerners.
  • Addicted to food (why they're so fat).
  • Addicted to pornography.
  • Private TV networks censor more things than the BBC (the stuck-up Brits don't mind the "F-word" while Comedy Central and MTV can blurt "G-D" past 10pm).
  • Blocks Canadian TV signals for this reason.
  • BLAME CANADA!
  • Think all other nations suck.
  • Overexpects young children to behave right (or diagnose it as "ADHD").
  • Kids expected to not act like kids, but if they do, their parents or teachers tell them to "act your age".
  • Everyone takes prescribed medication.
  • Easily offended.
  • Very racist.
  • Obese.
  • Skeletal figure (women).
  • Sexism.
  • Obsessed with appearance (double goes to women).
  • Obsessed with being Politically Correct.
  • "Don't say that about (blacks/Latinos/Asians/Jews/Arabs/Indians)...that's racist".
  • Genocide is OK as long it's not used against whites, straights, males, Protestant Christians, Southerners/Westerners and the very rich.
  • Discrimination is OK as long as it's only used against whites, straights, males, Protestant Christians and Southerners/Westerners.
  • Mostly white, black (er, African-American), Asian, Hispanic, Italian, Arab or Jewish (major cities).
  • However, whites can't be found in major cities except working in corporate offices.
  • Very homogeneous due to constant incest and inbreeding (small towns).
  • But, black people can be found in their own small towns.
  • White Trash.
  • White People.
  • Nordic.
  • Suburbs are nearly all white.
  • Yet you can find minorities (esp. Hispanics) perform yard work in the suburbs.
  • Loud (Southerners even louder).
  • Complains everyday.
  • Eats McDonalds everyday... all day.
  • Gets fatter everyday.
  • Emotional.
  • Perfectionist.
  • Claim to oppose Fascism, racism and colonialism, when in fact the U.S. has a history of doing just that.
  • Accused of fascism, racism and colonialism by fascist, communist, racist and colonialist nations.
  • Ungrateful.
  • Anti-intellectual (read: ignorant beyond repair).
  • Reserve their leadership for movie-stars and soft-in-the-head drug-addicted college kids.
  • Obese.
  • Living in an "American Dream" that ended 50 years ago.
  • All men use steroids.
  • Gun-toting Republicans are the only thing standing between them and total European pussification.
  • Tree-hugging Democrats are all for European pussification.
  • Prone to owning defense mechanisms against the ever growing threat of robbers.
  • Street gangs, urban ghettos and violent public schools.
  • Unable to appreciate anything not American 'cause, America is the way to go!
  • Did we mention obese?
  • Always complain about the complaining of other nations(why can't they feed and protect themselves again?)
  • Evangelical twats, but a few enlightened souls.
  • Worships at the altar of the television set.
  • Have weight problems.
  • Huge eyes and noses.
  • Obese, fat and overweight.
  • Materialistic.
  • Selfish people.
  • Don't know anything about the rest of the world.
  • Never took a second language class (a problem if you live in the Spanish-speaking Southwest US).
  • "I don't care about what I learned at school".
  • Desperate for a college degree.
  • The whole U.S. economy are part-time jobs for high school dropouts that pay only the minimum wage.
  • Has a work ethic, except to manipulate third world economies and hire third world immigrants over here illegally.
  • Everyone in Texas, New Mexico and Arizona are Mexican.
  • Everyone in Boston is Irish, New York Italian, Chicago German, Buffalo Polish, Detroit Arab and San Francisco Chinese.
  • Weird Al (hit songs include "Eat it", "Fat" and "Canadian Idiot").
  • Southerners reflect their Confederate roots, in comparison to Germans renounce their Nazi past.
  • Northerners are Canadians gone south.
  • Midwesterners are "Average Joes".
  • New Yorkers and East Coast folk are rude.
  • Californians and West Coast folk are the worst kind!
  • Always in a hurry and on time (Usually on time).
  • Hardly take a vacation or have a weekend (good old fashioned American Industrialism).
  • Homeland Security agents/officers in airport terminals.
  • Psychotically fixated on the bible.
  • 80% of Americans believe in Creationism.
  • Most may not believe man landed on the moon.
  • Holocaust denial, Slavery denial, Trail of Tears denial, AIDS denial and WWII internment denial.
  • An old redneck believes the March to Selma for civil rights was faked, done by black-faced actors and CBS news. It's staged he said to me.
  • Invented presidential elections, but never vote.
  • Obsessed with "Religious freedom" but never live up to it.
  • Obsessed with "Freedom" but that would lead to anarchy.
  • West coast made up of egocentric Individualists "Me, myself and I".
  • Same applies to Southern Conservative Republican ethos.
  • Only non-Socialists in the world.
  • Morally righteous.
  • Everyone owns a gun (Texas is a fine example, one of the reasons why Texas is awesome.
  • Afraid of Communists (McCarthyism in the 50s).
  • Pretends to like Black people (er...African Americans, let's not be racists).
  • same applies to hate/pretend to like Hispanics, Asians, Arabs, Canadians and Europeans.
  • Xenophobic, but wants to "Americanize" instead of kicking them out.
  • Blames their problems on the rest of the world(most likely to be true).
  • Rest of the world blames their problems on America.
  • Much dumber than Canadians.
  • Dumber than Mexicans.
  • Dumber than Japanese.
  • Dumber than Europeans.
  • Actually, young Americans not in colleges are really dumb.
  • "Lets go pick up some trim".
  • Cliches: "Wow, That was something."
  • Incredibly fat.
  • Obsessed with unrealistic perfection.
  • are semi retarded rednecks.(most are completely retarded).
  • hate homosexuals even though most are very VERY gay.
  • Has Utah.
  • Has Oklahoma.
  • HAS TEXAS! The ultimated "red state".
  • Think their better then everyone else (Conservatives).
  • Hate their own country (Liberals).
  • Cause of the world's problems.
  • Thinks they can solve the world's problems.
  • The only country on earth right now that actually seems to have a set of testicles, and isn't afraid of the big bad UN.
  • Has a language known as "Bad words", Americans claim to have "freedom of speech", and NEVER says the word "G-D" out loud, that's a "swear" word.
  • Never fart, poop, pee, burp, have sex, give birth or die from natural causes.
  • NO smoking, because Hollywood celebs not the surgeon general (that's their job) said so.
  • No drinking, double for anyone under age 27.
  • No Flirting, because it's sexual harrassment.
  • No sex please, we're Puritans.
  • NO FUN, but let's party.
  • In a recession (so is the whole world).
  • P.B & J.
  • Low-carb diet fads.
  • Burgers...fries...coke.
  • Dying.
  • "People of the Taboo".
  • Second most hated people next to Jews.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • FAT FUCKS.
  • Wal-mart! Always low wages...always.
  • 98% voted for a contestant on American Idol season 6.
  • MUST Say "hello, please, thank you and goodbye" to everyone.
  • Say "like" when they like, pause or like, can't think of like a word to say ! (like seriously?)
  • Don't be negative about life (but can be unrealistic).
  • SHIT, THAT WAS LIKE TOTALLY COMPLEATLY LONG, MAN.
  • Maybe it's because everyone hates Americans.
  • Please G-D (lightning strike). G-D hates America!
  • Hate the French (but have the same colors).
  • French in the European Union have a strategy to undermind America.
  • Wants media controlled for "moral" purposes but violates the 1st amendment.
  • Muthafucka.
  • BLAME CANADA!!!
  • Viva Mexico!

Arabs/Middle Easterners

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  • Towelheads.
  • Dark skinned.
  • "Sand Niggers".
  • Taxi drivers.
  • Moslems.
  • Evil, must have Christianity to "civilize" them.
  • Smell like expensive exotic perfumes mixed with a taste of feces.
  • Anti-semitic.
  • Anti-Christian, has a fatwa to decapitate every single one of them.
  • Anti-westerner.
  • Anti-everyone who isn't from the land of the sand.
  • Anti-civilized.
  • Anti-women.
  • Anti-children.
  • Anti-pants .
  • Anti-electric cars
  • Anti-bacon!
  • Anti-anti-western(secretly).
  • Hate logic/science/intelligence.
  • Emo (since when?)
  • Get paid every time a dumbass goes to the gas station.
  • Made the AK-47 the pop icon it is today.
  • The reason US troops never come out of the "green zone".
  • They're VERY good at yelling
  • Religious zealotry.
  • Overmasculinity.
  • Think all European women in bikinis are for sale.
  • Suicidal.
  • Respect everyone if they respect them.
  • Islam.
  • Rich like crap and not scare to share with the poor.
  • Sheiks walk in business suits.
  • Like to build skyscrapers that look like penises.
  • Kicking Jewish butt is a favorite pastime.
  • Kicking Christian butt except in Jerusalem (they gotta get the tourist $).
  • Women are sexy/attractive (especially Lebanese girls((Oh sorry PLASTIC FAKE ASSES))) (when they aren't wearing full body shrouds).
  • Have circumsised, dried out, shrivelled-up, bizarre penises.
  • Have landmines in their front yard (coz America put it there).
  • Love to sever limbs.
  • Are known to hoot and fire assault rifles into the air in lieu of actually fighting.
  • Always trying to thumb a ride to Mecca.
  • Breath smells like goat meat and garbanzo beans.
  • Smarter than Americans (when it comes to god's word).
  • Eurabia plan to colonize France, Germany and Britain.
  • Arab Americans must fit the profile of what a terrorist look like.

Argentines

  • Consider themselves superior to other Latin Americans.
  • Hated by other Latin Americans.
  • Egocentric.
  • Galicians with half brains, Germans without brains.
  • Make fun of the Galicians without realizing that they are Galicians themselves.
  • Overmasculine.
  • Aggressive.
  • Egocentric.
  • Think that they can discuss about everything (and everything mean EVERYTHING)!
  • Admiration of Juan Peron and Evita.
  • Think Argentina is located in Europe. That's true, they include this in geography textbooks!
  • Know how to tango.
  • Affinity for steak and wine.
  • Only eat meat.
  • Egocentric.
  • Often brag about their European heritage.
  • Harbored Nazi War Criminals.
  • Tendency towards Authoritarianism.
  • Football fans.
  • Hate British people.
  • I said egocentric?
  • Football fans.
  • Latest fads in rock music (sorta).
  • Smarter than Americans (they're good to imitate them).
  • Egocentric.
  • The Italians of Latin America.
  • Maradona is god.

Armenians

  • see also Jews and Gypsies.
  • Extremely hairy.
  • Speaks with ethnic accents.
  • Talk about the Armenian genocide of 353 AD all the time.
  • 20 million of them live worldwide, except like 20 in Armenia.
  • Religious.
  • Alcoholics.
  • Their unibrows make them good at chess.
  • Really bitchin' musicians.
  • Rich.
  • Cheap.
  • Smart.
  • Like to brag.
  • Hate Turks like no other.
  • Hate everybody else.
  • Very successful in other countries.
  • Tied to organized crime.
  • They all live in the Glendale Republic of California.
  • Even more live in Fresno, somewhere near California.
  • Eat copious amounts of pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! and gotta love shish kebob.
  • Like to claim that Armenia is in no specific geographic region, is its own region really.
  • Proud of their ancient history.
  • Extremely loud and violent.
  • Extremely militant.
  • Like to do it in the other hole.
  • Don't pay taxes.
  • Really good in making money (see above).
  • Still crying over the genocide in front of US capital.

Austrians

  • See also Germans, but a whole other country (DUH).
  • Not to be confused with Australians.
  • Love to listen to Falco, Mozart, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruno (Sasha Baron Cohen), all are famous Austrians.
  • Most famous human of all time: That German Guy with the funny mustache who yells or rants about things, and managed to caused a world war.
  • Wear Tirolean hats and lederhosen.
  • Play giant Alpine horns.
  • Excellent singers/yodelers.
  • Stooges to the Nazis.
  • Hold hands and dance in a circle in the middle of the alps.
  • Great musicians and composers.
  • Export charismatic politicians such as the chancellor of Germany, and governor of California.
  • Annoy people by singing everywhere they go, as in the film The Sound of Music.
  • Smartest race in the world.
  • Smarter than the average bear.
  • Citizens usually leave their countries to take over other countries and start world wars. (Hitler).
  • Austrians don't want to be "reunified" with Germany at all.
  • The Guys have funny-styled mustaches, kinda like the Swiss.
  • The Girls are fat, but not American fat.
  • Wienerschitzel.
  • Happy & dancing to flute-themed music.
  • "The hills are alive...to the Sound of Music".
  • Nordic, Aryan, Nazi, racist and fascist.

Australians

  • Australians or "Aussies".
  • A magic fairy tale land known as "OZ", located west of the date line (it's a world of tomorrow today) and south of the equator. It's full of strange looking animals with pouches to carry young and a fascinating white people who (sort of) speak British English.
  • Tries to get along more with British.
  • Gets along well with Americans.
  • Wants to do away with Abos, and Wogs from Croatia, put under "human" status.
  • But loves Koalas, Kangaroos and Emus, puts them above "human" status.
  • Drink beer constantly.
  • Dialect consists of nothing but "mate" and "oh, crikey".
  • Eat meat pies constantly.
  • Watch AFL constantly.
  • Descended from criminals (Based on past as a British penal colony).
  • Aggressive but good-natured.
  • Everyone gets a "fair go".
  • Wrestle/hunt crocodiles.
  • Generous, friendly.
  • Practice sex on children.
  • Lazy.
  • Ignorant.
  • Rugged.
  • Drink piss (Known as Fosters in Australia).
  • Eat shit
  • Some can be racist...99% white, but can't handle those Chinks, Japs, Gooks, Viets, Lebos, A-rabes and Wogs from Croatia.
  • Love Vegemite for some awful reason.
  • Wear brown shorts and sandals with a wide brim hat.
  • Being jealous of their neighbours like New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, East Timor and other islands off Australia's coast which nobody else cares about.
  • Dingoes ate their babies.
  • Adventurous, courageous and self-reliant.
  • Tendency to get in barfights.
  • Known for preparing barbequed shrimp ("shrimp on the barbie").
  • Keep Kangaroos as common domestic pets and ride them around(holds some truth).
  • Root Kangaroos.
  • Grills Kangaroos with "shrimp on the barbie".
  • Live in tin sheds out in the desert.
  • Have a rocking chair out the front of their tin shed.
  • Have a gum tree out the front.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Can drink the French under the table.
  • Can drive the British out.
  • Hating immigrants, especially the Wogs from Croatia.
  • Treats Aborigines worse than their dingos and wildlife.
  • Favorite musicians are Men at work, AC/DC, the Bee Gees, Elton John, Olivia Newton John (no relation), Kylie Minogue, Natalie Imbruglia and any other Aussie.
  • Bans everything thats not 6 year old friendly. BAN BAN BAN BAN.

Banned, Band, BANT!

  • And Mad Max kicks ASS!
  • awesome, better then the yanks
  • Kids are taught through a shortwave radio "school".
  • Wear those hats to keep out UV rays through an ozone hole above them.
  • Mel Gibson.

Bangladeshis

  • See also Indians or Hindus.
  • Mostly are Muslim.
  • Hates Pakistanis.
  • Very dark skinned.
  • Poor.
  • Starving.
  • Naked.
  • Young boys seek work.
  • Sleep in street corners.
  • Live in filthy slums.
  • Overpopulated, very large families.
  • After one cyclone or tidal wave, a million dead bloated brown bodies on the rice paddies or river deltas.
  • Hardworking, but not very imaginative.
  • Bad taste in clothing.
  • Stare at (white European or American) tourists.
  • Previously thought to be a race of people only suitable to work as slaves.

Belgians

  • Fine chocolatiers.
  • Fine brewers too.
  • A penchant for buggery (as referenced by Dr. Evil in first Austin Powers film).
  • Bland, boring.
  • Easily invaded and conquered.
  • Pacifists, but armed with nukes just in case.
  • Half of them can't speak French or Flemish...to each other.
  • The actual inventors of French Fries.
  • Nuns everywhere, one of 'em sings...but none of 'em fly.
  • Excellent varietal beers.
  • Invented waffles (Belgian waffle).
  • Hercule Poirot is the most famous fictional citizen.
  • Zwerte Piet or the "Black Elf" the country's Christmastime fable means Belgians love black people, but is considered a "racist" symbol.
  • Reputation for fussiness.
  • Lots and lots of pedophiles.
  • Great Belgian art are...comic books like Tintin and Spirou.
  • Each province has a regional language or dialect or code-speak.
  • Love to ride their Bicycles.
  • Did someone mention BEER?
  • Smarter than French people. Walloons included.

Bolivians

  • 75% AmerIndian, 25% mestizo (descendants of Spanish rapists and AmerIndian women).
  • Poorest nation in Americas (except for Haiti).
  • Their leader is a communist-fascist-militarist-socialist.
  • Reed boats float in Lake Titi (uh huh huh huh huh huh uh huh huh...) Caca (heh heh heh eh heh heh m heh heh heh...).
  • "I am Cornholio".
  • Rural villages.
  • llama handlers.
  • Flute-like music.
  • High altitude (The capital La Paz at 11,500 feet).

Brazilians

Jose2

Here's the usual Brazilian.

  • Love meat, love beer, love life, love waxing.
  • Drinks beer at work.
  • Believe that are superior to Argentines.
  • Hate Argentines and Americans.
  • Hate gauchos; loves barbeque.
  • Brazilians from the south that are more like Swedes.
  • Love their European culture with a HUGE African imprint.
  • Over half the population (80% of the Bahia state) are Black Africans.
  • Supposedly not a racist society, but Blacks, Mulattos, Mestizos and indigenous peoples are in the lower socioeconomic ladder.
  • Brazilians will say to a foreigner: "Brazil is the best place, beautiful people, beautiful beaches, Brazilians are friendly, yadda yadda yadda".
  • Loves to have the "biggest" forest, the "biggest" footbal stadium, the "best" soccer team, the "best" people and the biggest asses and DO have the best bitchez.
  • Don't speak Spanish, in case you hadn't heard.
  • Can't speak Portuguese and English.
  • Soccer lovers.
  • Has a plot to dominate orkut (http://www.orkut.com).
  • Believe that Orkut is a plot to dominate the world.
  • Smart in making cars to take all ethanol.
  • Strong run economy, rampant inflation.
  • Start having sex at a young age (fucked up people of the northeast).
  • Gravitates to neofascism. (more fucked up people of the southwest).
  • Sexy, attractive, brunnetes, blondes, red haired woman.
  • Smarter than the French, but their beaches are full of nude women too.
  • Record-consuming coffee drinkers.
  • Wild & crazy.
  • Tropical climate.
  • CARNAVAL!
  • Part People .
  • Horny .
  • SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
    • OK, this went overboard, we get it already.

British

BigBrother

Britain's national mascot (because he says so)

  • Sit down with a spot o' tea, a scone and a cucumber sandwich, whilst watching the cricket and having a jolly good show and then a tea bagging.
  • Hate the French, Germans and Americans (and eachother).
  • Ignorant foreingers (Americans) belive they are proper and polite despite being amongst the rudeist, impolite, loud, brash and un civilized people in the world.
  • World's greatest empire about 100 years ago.
  • Gentle to themselves, xenophobic to foreigners.
  • "English".
  • "Scottish".
  • "Welsh".
  • Rude, surly, irritable, easily offended, and violent when drunk.
  • Aryan
  • Proper.
    Truelove

    Cockney Rockers.

  • "Have manners".
  • Drive on the left.
  • Walk around with their nose in the air.
  • Have the highest sense of humor (the Monty Python kind).
  • Taxes.
  • Known to wear skirts.
  • Inventive.
  • Warm beers.
  • Clean.
  • Stiff upper lip
  • Reserved
  • Invented football but can't qualify for main tournaments.
  • Do not like the term Soccer.
  • Play bagpipes.
  • Will deep-fry almost anything (haggis, pizza, mars bars, cows testicles,etc.)
  • Wet, cold, foggy environment; rarely any sunny days (especially in Summer).
  • Terrible laws.
  • Terrible teeth.
  • Taxes on obeying terrible laws.
  • Taking over Garrysmod.
  • Have a butler called Walter.
  • Have a maid called Bernadette.
  • Awesome Royalty.
  • Reputation as football hooligans.
  • then came the Beatles and the '60s, now they love to "shag" and talk about sex than prudish, Victorian-age, bible-centric Americans.
  • think they actually have the ability to win a war still.
  • Want to take back the American colonies, control India and China again, and really fuck up Africa.
  • Easily embarrassed; overly polite.
  • Prone to casual violence and binge drinking.
  • Make the best butlers.
  • Piggy white due to sunlight deficiency.
  • Dandies.
  • Limeys.
  • Children are covered with coal dust from working in mines.
  • Find men dressed as women remarkably hilarious.
  • Played those evil guys in the grey outfits that worked for the empire (Peter Cushing, those guys who played the people Vader constantly choked to death).
  • Bowler hats.
  • Girls can't talk to a boy.
  • Boys can't ask a girl out.
  • Pragmatic.
  • Calm, cool and dry.
  • Reputation for dishonesty, see Taffy.
  • Hate Afrikaners.
  • Hate the Irish.
  • Hate the French the most.
  • They celabrates Kate Bush birthday as a national hollyday and treat her as a Goddes.
  • Cops are called "Bobbies".
  • Cops don't carry guns, so if someone commits a crime, I don't know, ARMED, they would be screwed.
  • Skinheads.
  • Punks.
  • Skinheads and Punks fight on the streets.
  • Bobbies beat the crap out of both, taxes them.
  • Smarter than the French.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Gave the world Americans.
  • stiff upper lip.
  • everyone called lord or duke (or dame).
  • all british people (fantasize) or have a cup of tea with the queen everyday.
  • pip pip, what oh, bloody are all terms used in every sentance.
  • shitty food.
  • John Cleese.

Bruneians

  • Known for the phrase "Bulih Kali Ahh".
  • Lousy and wreckless drivers.
  • Worships Friendster.
  • Always complain about the government.
  • Acts to be rich while in Malaysia.
  • Acts to be poor on mail order bride web sites.
  • Weird fetish for expensive Nokia phones.
  • During payday heavy traffic jam.
  • Xenophobia.
  • Where's Brunei again?.
  • 'Ambuyat' distributor.
  • Known for 'poklan' farming.
  • Budi.Teh Tarik Asli.Banar.
  • Very slow at getting their jobs done(Especially in Toll Booths).
  • Asyraf A. Besar is the man.Our Chuck Norris.
  • Brown skinned, but have more money than white Americans. true!
  • Better than Filipinos. [1]

Bulgarians

  • Not white, despite their "Aryan" heritage.
  • "Greatest Nation on Earth", nationalistic/downright stupid.
  • Inbred people with Bulgar, Romanian, Slavic, Greek, Roman, Turkish, Magyar, Gypsy, Arabic, Jewish, Armenian, Albanian, Iranian and maybe German blood.
  • Poor, begging on streets.
  • Lazy, unmotivated.
  • Backward, 20 years behind all of Europe.
  • Peddlers, smugglers and traffickers.
  • Mustached men, wears suits and berets.
  • Women in colorful folk dresses.
  • When boys hit age 10, go to factory work.
  • Girls turn age 10, put on marriage market.
  • Adults are old & wrinkled, stoic or depressed.
  • Dumb & docile.
  • N00bs on internet, site hackers, e-mail spammers and forum trolls.

Canadians Eh

  • Americans North, USA 2.0 or Yankees lite.
  • Americans but smarter.
  • Has a Queen, traitors of the American revolution.
  • Clean, Hollywood uses Toronto or Vancouver to portray New York (just add trash, bums and graffiti...voila!)
  • Polite, reminiscent of pre-1960 America.
  • Funny, "Land of the Stand up Comedians".
  • Can speak English, French and even Scottish Gaelic, but not American.
  • Frost-bitten hose heads.
  • Learned the alphabet from "A" to "Zed".
  • Live on donuts and moosemeat.
  • Wakes up at 10, go to work at 11, leave work at 3, and go to sleep at 7.
  • Poutine is the national dish. Fries with cheese and gravy.
  • French Canadians drink Pepsi for breakfast.
  • Native Canadians (er, First Nations, let's noot be racists, eh?) drink Listerine breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack or at night between periods of sleep.
  • Relaxed and laid back people.
  • Baby seal clubbers.
  • Love beer and ice hockey (in Canada and north midwest U.S.A. it's just called hockey).
  • Think that curling is a sport worth watching or a sport at all.
  • Never leave their house without packin' heat.
  • Don't like being confused with Americans although they bring it on themselves by copying everything the Americans have copyrights on.
  • Don't like being confused with Americans although they bring it on themselves by adoring and emulating all American movies, television shows, celebrities, and music.
  • American Liberals' paradise, American conservatives' nightmare.
  • Export much maple syrup and snow.
  • Don't even take their guns to the mall.
  • Problem with 51st State perception.
  • Secretly jealous of Americans.
  • Have stupid Monopoly money.
  • Socialized health care.
  • Very obsessed with being "politically correct".
  • Tolerant of everyone else, except the Quebecers impose French on everybody.
  • French Canadians hate Jews a lot worse than African-Americans or the Palestinians.
  • German Canadians are usually Jewish refugees when the U.S. won't admit them during WWII.
  • Easily offended but often too chicken to say anything about it.
  • They have the Celine Dion weapon.
  • They have Anne Murray, Steve Perry, Alanis Morissette, Shania Twain and Rush.
  • '70s/80s rock bands still on the radio (and every radio station, don't touch that dial): Toto, the Who, Air Supply and Bay City Rollers, on CKLW, "the Mexican radio of the North".
  • Canadian law requires all radio stations to:
    • Play a total of 6 hours daily of Canadian artists'/Canadian-produced music.
    • Have PSAs en francais sil vous plait, DJ breaks speak in Franco-Canadien Jouale every half hour and play like 3 certain French songs a hour, or if not enough French music, be "multi-cultural" for 10 minutes a hour.
    • "Fairness doctrine" still applies, but it's reverse in a more liberal socialist dominated country. American conservatives won't wanna hear them.
  • CBC news cannot air certain segments of American news reports.
  • Also no court cases (TV Ontario abides by provincial "privacy" laws).
  • Year-long waiting lists for routine checkups at the doctor's.
  • Elderly Canadians flood the beaches of Florida, deserts of Arizona and golf clubs of Palm Springs every winter.
  • Smoke a lot of weed.
  • Think their weird accent is so cute...eh?
  • Have no issues with being taxed to death in order to support their welfare state.
  • Hang out at Donut Shops and Dollar Stores.
  • Upset that the average American couldn't care less what the capital of Saskatchewan is.
  • Nor Americans can find their HUGE country (hint: look up at the map).
  • Find it amusing that Americans couldn't find their OWN country on a map.
  • Wear knit caps (toques) and call each other "hoser".
  • Believe that the French Language Police keeps their country together.
  • Believe the Chinese in Vancouver want to be Canadians...NOT.
  • Have 100 different words for snow.
  • Like, they live in igloos, eh?
  • Don't want to be one of those idiots.
  • Think that all of their celebrities that have achieved success in the USA are special.
  • Think that their celebrities that have NOT achieved success in the USA are worthless.
  • Believe that they "won" the War of 1812.
  • Believe they won the War of 1812 because they did.
  • National Anthem: "the Night that Chicago Died".
  • Dull.
  • Cold.
  • Frigid.
  • Know nothing about politics.
  • Are Douches.
  • Say "eh" a lot.
  • Polite to American tourists, snide and rude to other Canadians.
  • Have their very own bacon.
  • Have their own meat products because they're amazing.
  • Their entire police force consists of half-a-dozen people (mounties) that ride moose, wear Canadian flags as capes, and have diets of nothing but maple syrup.
  • Royal Mounted Canadian police in red shirts, ride horses and beat the crap out of the "First Nations" (a polite term for Indians) peoples, then stuff them in their cars' trunks and depose them "injuns" on their reserve.
  • Come from Canadia.
  • Mexicans of the North, but stop moving to Florida!
  • Look like trashcans.
  • The world's gay friend.
  • Believe in gay-equality and marriage, unlike small-minded Americans like Fred Phelps who secretly craves penis.
  • MUCH stupider than Americans.
  • Are actually SMARTER than Americans, seeing as how America fought for Canada...and lost.
  • Every Canadian knows English and French - and Canadian.
  • Isn't a real country.
  • Canadian Football play in (or is it convert) into metric units.
  • You don't know what they say coming out of their mooth, and you don't know what they are talking ah-boot.
  • Too nice to allow an unwanted race of people to overpopulate one of their key provinces and they can do whatever the f*ck they want (i.e. vee speak onleh zee francais, non englishee, yeah?).
  • However, the Mounties (they drive cars too) tend to stop Native Canadian motorists, beat them to death and stuff their bodies in the trunks of their cars.
  • Sorry for everything they done wrong.
  • Sorry the list isn't longer.

Chileans

Chile Women

An average Chilean woman.

  • Love the UK and call themselves 'The British of Latin America'.
  • Think they are superior to everyone else in Latin America because 99% of them claim to be descended from the Germans and the British
  • Have giant Superiority complex.
  • Hate Argentines.
  • Hate Peruvians, Bolivians, Brazilians, Ecuadorians, Colombians, Venezuelans, Cubans, Paraguains and Uruguains.
  • Hate Jews, black people, Asians and especially American eco-tourists.
  • Are hated by Peruvians, Argentines, Bolivians, Colombians, Mexicans and many others.
  • Wear Sunglasses even when it's snowing.
  • Get mad when they are not number one.
  • ALWAYS wear dark suits or trenchcoats.
  • Always wear black.
  • Arrogant!
  • Women have ridiculously big boobs.
  • Industrious, precise and punctual.
  • Militaristic, regimented and abusive.
  • Cruel, brutal and pushy.
  • Obsessed with cleanliness (sorta).
  • Think are better for being more European that Peruvians and Bolivians although in reality they're also Metizos.
  • Hires other Latin Americans to work in their economy.
  • Think Chile is a continent.
  • Rich Chileans live in Santiago.
  • Poor Chileans live in Quoquimbo.
  • Are angry.
  • All work for Electronics or weapons corporations.
  • Women have HUGE asses.
  • Think snow is beautiful and sexy.
  • Think they invented everything.
  • It is sooooooo 1987.
  • Like building skyscrapers on uneven soil.
  • All drive a Mercedes or BMW.
  • Have hot women.
  • All work for Heckler & Koch.
  • Build weapons for a war they'll never have.
  • Want to nuke the rest of the world.
  • Big,tall, and Douche-like.
  • Lazy but the wealthiest South American country.
  • Build aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines NOT TO INVADE PERU.
  • Hate America.
  • Love to snowboard but are terrible at it.
  • It is always cold and never sunny.
  • Obsessed with education.
  • Deny their South American heritage.
  • Have pointy noses.
  • Are rich assholes.
  • Stoic, unemotional and repressed.
  • Reputation for toughness.
  • Depressed, high suicide rate.
  • Alcoholic.
  • Xenophobic.
  • Turn into SS stormtroopers whenever it rains, and since Chile has a cold climate this means it happens a lot.
  • Over paranoid about germs.
  • Complaining is there national sport.
  • Have teeth so white they are known to blind Argentines.
  • Are straight, but acts gay.
  • French people of the Hispanics.
  • I said arrogant?

Chinese/China

Big Mao

A group of Chinese people worshiping a Faggot.

  • There's literally billions of them.
  • Every single one of those billion look the same.
  • Chinese restaurants, There's literally billions of them.
  • Every single one of those billion restaurants look the same.
  • Sounds angry whenever they talk. No wait, they ARE angry whenever they talk.
  • Short.
  • Their penises resemble normal penises - only far smaller.
  • Yellow.
  • Slant eyes, horizontal vision.
  • Created Widescreen view.
  • Baby girls are thrown into the woods, off cliffs, into ponds, lakes, rivers, or soup pot.
  • Own Tibet, Taiwan, etc, and to prove this they will happily imprison, torture, shoot and harvest the organs of anyone who says otherwise.
  • Superstitious, obsessed with luck, avid gamblers.
  • Sing like William Hung.
  • Looks like William Hung.
  • Eat fish heads.
  • Eat cats and dogs.
  • Eat human embryos in homemade soups.
  • Hock loogies and spit indiscriminately in public and in their homes.
  • Good at math and science - trained to be an army of computers.
  • Incredibly bad drivers.
  • Hate Japanese people.
  • Cultural superiority complex.
  • The first to invent EVERYTHING: gunpowder, compass, diet fad, SARS.
  • Accomplished kung-fu masters since age of 10. Haiyaaaa!
  • Competes with Jews in Math and overall Cheapness.
  • Manufacture toxic products for Americans (i.e.: Toys with lead, toxic toothpaste, etc.)
  • Experts at counterfeiting products.
  • Spreads communism worldwide.
  • Use to ride bikes everywhere, now may have more cars than Japan or the US.
  • Confucius say...
  • Mao Zedong say...
  • Bruce Lee say...
  • Jackie Chan say...
  • Choose baby names by dropping a needle on a metal plate.
  • Now they own the United states.
  • Manchurian candidates known as the US Democratic party.
  • New China extends from Vancouver to the North to Mexicali to the south, Las Vegas in the east to San Francisco to the west.
  • Chinese need to be put in internment camps in the west coast.

Colombians

  • Work at coffee plantations (Juan Valdez).
  • Work at cocaine plantations.
  • Love to party.
  • Attractive, sexy
  • Dark-skinned, except the rich ones.
  • Original version of TV show Ugly Betty.
  • Sexy women, including Shakira.
  • Good bodies- nice boobs(big booties).
  • Loves Venezuelans, but hates Hugo Chavez.
  • Hates Panamanians, but loves Noriega..
  • Lovable people, even when the drug barons kidnap you.
  • 100% Colombian Coffee, grown by Juan Valdez, it's the best coffee in the world.
    • The coffee product may contain traces of cocaine.

Czechs & Slovaks

  • Hate being called Czechoslovakians.
  • They are "alike".
  • They hate Germans.
  • They hate Russians.
  • They love Americans.
  • Trades in their shit cars for a pair of Levi's.
  • Hate Gypsies who are seen in every street corner.
  • Military ineptitude, easily conquered/defeated.
  • It's soooooo 1993.
  • Great cheap beer, jolly when drinking beer.
  • Can drink incredible amounts of beer without getting drunk
  • Bohemian bitches.
  • Slow-fucks.
  • Bo-hunks.
  • Polacks (not Polish people).
  • Moravians (not the church).
  • Sneaky, clever.
  • Pay to torture tourists staying in hostels, with Americans being the tourists most in demand (obviously).
  • Almost as good in science & technology as the Germans.
  • Drink too much.
  • Good looking and smell good.
  • Still poor from formerly being Eastern Bloc country.
  • Affinity for folk music & gypsy music.
  • Smoke too much.
  • Good in bed.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Fought bravely in French armies in WWI and WWII.
  • Friendly people.

Danes

  • Good beer, enjoy their beer.
  • Happy go lucky, fun loving, pranksters.
  • Pastries.
  • Unattractive women.
  • Danish girls are "easy".
  • You want easy or unattractive? hhhmmm.
  • Easily conquered by Nazis in WWII (despite Viking history).
  • Fine sailors.
  • Smoke more cigarettes than any other nation.
  • Give their children cigarettes instead of sweets.
  • Still lots of Danish hippies.
  • Reputation for free love.
  • No adult age.
  • A haven for pedophiles.
  • Their teens can binge more alcohol than any other teens.
  • People get naked in public parks (that's Sweden, you idiot).
  • Fit & healthy people, but not known for athleticism.
  • Believe most Swedish men are gay & weak.
  • Gay-friendly yet also xenophobic and racist.
  • Dependent on welfare state.
  • Speaks English even better than the Dutch.
  • Likes Metallica, because the drummer (aka trashcan banger) is Danish.
  • Notorious for their Jante's Law.
  • Crafty old dudes (i.e. Lego blocks).
  • Really strange educational system.
  • Free universities.
  • Smarter than French people.

Dominicans

  • Rowdy.
  • Criminal.
  • Poor or ghetto.
  • Black or Mulatto.
  • "Animals".
  • Party Animals.
  • Always Drinking Beer.
  • Attractive, Sexy.
  • Best latino rappers.
  • Money Makers.
  • Dark Skinned.
  • Best Dancers.
  • Obsessed with baseball.
  • Constantly eat plantains.
  • Own 'bodegas'.
  • Men father children from different women.
  • Promiscuous females.
  • Submissive women.
  • African.
  • Santeria or Voodoo religious cults.
  • Female all have the same general apperance. Nothing unique.
  • Hate sharing a island with Haiti.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • The "Blacks" or Africans of the Hispanics.
  • Washington Heights, New York.
  • very good at baseball .

Dutch

Edouard-Henri Avril (18)

A Dutch Priest and an altarboy.

  • Good beer (Grolsch, Amstel), jolly when drinking beer.
  • Actually, Heineken tastes like glue mixed with piss.
  • Attractive/sexy.
  • Gay-friendly. Hence, the Toppers
  • Men are boring romantic partners, but also bisexual.
  • Promiscuous, start having sex at a young age.
  • Reputation of "anything goes" with legal cannabis and prostitution.
  • Tolerant, just as long as you're "one of us".
  • Speak English better than British or Americans.
  • Obsessed with cleanliness.
  • Wooden shoes, tulips, eastpacks and windmills dominate perception of culture.
  • Wearing Nike Air Max Classic.
  • Travel through Europe in mobile homes.
  • Bad skiers.
  • Their hero is a boy who stuck his finger in a broken earth dike.
  • Very tall.
  • Xenophobic despite liberal attitudes to drugs, sex, ect.
  • Declared independence from Catholic Spain.
  • Belgium broke off from Protestant Holland the same way.
  • High.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Blonde, blue eyed, Nordic Aryan people.
  • ON VA! ON FURA! FUCK HITLER!
  • Tell funny jokes. Funny people.
  • Dispite popular belief, the Dutch are not Germans.
  • Pffft...the Dutch.

Ecuadorians

See also Bolivians.

  • Mistaken for Peruvians.
  • Have their heads beaten by military police.
  • In poverty all the time.
  • Mountainous terrain.
  • Very impoverished.
  • Most likely an Indian.
  • People wear funny hats.
  • Women are old & wrinkly.
  • Government is far-leftist.
  • Cocaine groves.
  • Marijuana patches.
  • Heroin poppies.
  • Must be everyone on drugs.

Ethiopians and Sudanese

  • Two different countries, but one stereotype they share.
  • Black Africans, but the majority are Arabs or Egyptians.
  • Islamic terrorists.
  • Gentile mutilation for women.
  • Live in mud huts.
  • Poor.
  • Naked.
  • Starving kids.
  • Brutal military regime.
  • Love to migrate to Israel, claims to be "Lost Jews".
  • Worships an emperor who claims to be Jesus Christ.
  • Mud hut villages.
  • Darfur genocide.
  • Sharia law.
  • Go to jail for naming a monkey after the Prophet Mohammed.

Estonians

see also Latvians and Lithuanians.

  • Always complain about life.
  • Always complain about the USSR.
  • Always complain about the Nazis.
  • Always complain about elections.
  • Always complain about election results.
  • Always complain about politicians.
  • Always complain about prostitution.
  • Always complain about Russians.
  • Always complain about the Finns.
  • Always complain about the EU.
  • Always complain about tourists.
  • Always complain about Estonians getting caught with drugs abroad.
  • Always complain about EU not giving enough money to them.
  • Always complain about the government on power.
  • Always complain about others complaining about Estonians.
  • Eat only K-kohuke (K-cheese curd).
  • Always complain about the letter "K" being in front of "kohuke".
  • Good prostitutes.
  • Nationalists claimed Pepsi was invented by them, named for Lake Peipsi.
  • Estonians are nationalistic at foremost.
  • Estonians work hard, go to Sweden or Siberia.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Estonians fought in the French army in WWI & WWII.
  • Really complain about the French.
  • All have quad-core processors.
  • Complain that their computers are too slow.
  • Have more computers then people.
  • Complain that they have too few computers.
  • Get laid at the age of 12.
  • Complain that they are still virgins at 11.
  • Always find things to complain about.
  • Complain.
  • Eesti!

Europeans, collectively

  • Affinity for football.
  • Racist at football games.
  • Hooliganism at football games.
  • Emulates American pop culture, for no real reason, always comes out as crap.
  • Rude to morons (see: Black people).
  • Claim to be tolerant to (see Jews) their supposed "enemies of the state".
  • Comfortable with nudity.
  • Unemployed in Germany.
  • Poles find employment in Germany.
  • Are hated by the British.
  • Have had more wars with Britain than any other continent has.
  • European Union.
  • Political disunity.
  • Economic problems.
  • Class equality emphasized, not American capitalist exploitation.
  • Xenophobia.
  • Socialism.
  • Emphasis on ancestry.
  • Looks down on Americans as "little children" who control Europe by proxy like a bunch of "school bullies".
  • Smoke too much in France.
  • Think they are better than anyone else.
  • Down with metrosexuality.
  • Where women rule and men wander.
  • Wear too much spandex.
  • Women are thinner, more hairer and less stifled than American counterparts.
  • Actually, American celebrities are thinner than "cottage cheese thighed" French women.
  • Slaves to the UN.
  • Pussified version of America.
  • Hates America because it isn't pussified.
  • God fearing Atheists.
  • Techno sympathy/orchestra music.

Finns/Suomi

  • Avid hunters, outdoorsmen.
  • Eat Santa's reindeer with santa.
  • Sexy, attractive, tall blond & blue eyes.
  • Anthropologists won't leave them alone.
  • Believe/know all Swedish men are gay & weak.
  • Alcoholics.
  • Geeks.
  • Depressed, high suicide rate.
  • Make depressing and confusing films.
  • Proud of fighting/resisting Russians, Swedish, Vikings, Gypsies and tourists.
  • Reputation for toughness.
  • Considered intolerant by their Lapp/Sami minority.
  • Too many vowels & not enough consonants in language.
  • A perverse fondness for wild animals (i.e. deer and wolves).
  • Obsessed with symphonic & epic-sounding music.
  • Finnish words: Perkele, jumatsuikkeli and reilumeininki.
  • Corrupt, cynical and nihilistic from birth.
  • The rednecks of Europe.
  • Cold as hell.
  • Don't kiss.
  • Don't speak.
  • Listen all genres of metal.
  • Have concerts everywhere.
  • Are musicians.
  • Honest people.
  • Are rich.
  • Have good music bands.
  • Cell phones everywhere (home to Nokia HQ).
  • School system based on the American, but successful.
  • Oddly, had a rash of school shootings in recent years.
  • Real Europeans...but have genetic similarities with the Japanese, Mongolians and Siberians.
  • Swedish people HATE Finns, esp. the Swedish Finns.
  • Even Smarter than Russians, Swedes and the Chinese.
  • Finns love this song!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avj37kydNKQ

French

French Frog

A common sterotype of the typical Frenchman. The average height of French men are in actuality no shorter then those of any other nationality.

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The National Flag of France

  • Gay (think of "Gay Parree").
  • Sexually obsessed.
  • Prone to sexual fetishes.
  • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.
  • A subspecies of Homus Gibbon, a primate: adult Gibbons look like 5-year old human children.
  • Poor hygiene, smelly.
  • Nationally chauvinistic.
  • Male chauvinist.
  • Machoist/male assertiveness.
  • Cowardly and weak.
  • Militarily inept.
  • Promiscuous, philanderers, adulterers and polyamorous.
  • Socialists (a polite term for Communists).
  • Loud, outgoing and emotional (kinda like I-talians).
  • Darker looking than most Europeans (kinda like A-rabs).
  • Eat snails and horsemeat.
  • Affinity for grand prix racing and bicycle racing.
  • Headbutt people while playing Futbol.
  • Pretentious, artistic and frequents museums.
  • Extremely rude - especially waiters.
  • Extremely anti-Semitic.
  • Extremely Anti-Islamic.
  • Hates Moroccans, Algerians and Americans moving into their country (Johnny Depp and George W. Bush, what's the difference?).
  • Frenchmen don't work, maybe a 30-hour workweek or hire a few Algerians and Moroccans to do the work.
  • Frenchwomen have on average 1.4 children, thanks to the RU486 "morning after" pill.
  • Plays Accordions (or Eurotechno).
  • Disdainful of Americans and British.
  • Catholic, but leans towards atheism.
  • Pagan (more so than thr Irish or Icelanders).
  • Intolerant, but boosts of revolutionary ideas.
  • Hates the rich, but acts snobbish.
  • Emotionally bitter and cynical.
  • Emphasis on history, and perception of cultural inferiority.
  • Smoke far too much.
  • Women have hairy armpits.
  • French women "never get fat", but Frenchmen love them to have "curves".
  • Have an inability to accept that they were never the most powerful nation in the world.
  • Give their children wine and cannibis to develop rough, frog like voices necessary to be accepted into adulthood.
  • Smell like cheese.
  • Smell like wine.
  • Smell like garlic too!!
  • Eats babies.
  • Drinks pee.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Belgians are the smarter French people (or the Swiss).
  • Loves American things, but hates American politics.
  • LOVES Jerry Lewis.
  • LOVES Married...with Children.
  • LOVES Alf.
  • LOVES Malcolm in the Middle.
  • LOVES Sabado Gigante.
  • Hates Americans (except when the Germans are there).
  • A defeated superpower, idolizes Napoleon and De Gaulle.
  • Forgot the US liberated them twice from those Krauts, the Germans.
  • Enemy-turned-friend-turned foe Germany uses the gullible French once again.
  • Greatest Frenchman: Pepe Le Pew.
  • Greatest Frenchwoman: She's in the Moulin Rouge LOLZ.
  • Hello, mon nom c'est Marc (my name is Marc).
  • Home of the Halo 3 master, marcisfrench!
  • Les Filles? C'est toubon. YUCK!

Georgians/Georgia

  • Hate Russians.
  • Hate the USSR.
  • Love the USSA.
  • Love Turks.
  • Get pissed off when geographically retarded Americans ask them what part of Georgia (USA) they are from.
  • Get even more pissed off when asked if they are Russian.
  • Probably the most hirsute people in the entire universe; more so than all Greeks, Turks, Sicilians, Iranians, Arabs, and Armenians combined.
  • Sell fruit and vegetables on the streets.
  • Gregarious, outgoing, loud people.
  • Extremely bizarre language with a severe vowel deficit and a weird, squiggly-looking script.
  • Dark-skinned and sexy.
  • Energic, acrobatic dances.
  • haxXx0r1ng teh Russian servers.
  • Black market.
  • Look like Armenians.
  • Evil, brutal, communist and fascist dictators (see Joseph Stalin and Zviad Gamsakhurdia)
  • Funky accordion music.
  • Romantic
  • Good wine.
  • Singing and dancing in the Caucasus mountains.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • WAY smarter than Americans.

Germans

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A typical member of the self-proclaimed aryan master race

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  • Admire tall stature, blue eyes, blond hair ("Aryan").
  • Alien to everyone in the world.
  • GAY (but less so than the French).
  • Cold blooded and unfriendly.
  • Racists (Germans think they are the purest white people around).
  • Fat! No...curvy or big-boned.
  • Crazy about Sex! Ja! Schaggen!
  • Exchanging wife or husband.
  • Paled White.
  • Conservatives.
  • East Germans are apathetic.
  • West Germans are showy.
  • Suck at war.
  • No one really likes them.
  • Spartan, unemployed and humorless.
  • Man thongs.
  • Women have hairy legs.
  • All must listen to techno, extreme death metal, and/or Aqua.
  • David Hasselhoff is always on the fucking radio. They LOVE him!
  • Have the dirtiest porn.
  • Good beer, jolly when drinking beer.
  • Sausage eaters.
  • Have about 2,000 types of sausuage all ending in "wurst".
  • Evil .
  • Hard-working "craftmanship" skills.
  • Industrious, precise, punctual.
  • Militaristic, regimented.
  • Cruel, brutal.
  • Fatalist, but more than the French are.
  • Intolerance; Nazis; anti-Semitic; Holocaust; Racists and eugenics.
  • Have a delusional need for World Domination, originating from national inferiority complex.
  • Hates the Turks, after all they are "guest workers" and took their jobs!
  • Sad computer geeks.
  • Whiners.
  • Xenophobia, hate towards immigrants.
  • Skinheads.
  • Skinheads beat Turks in the streets of Berlin.
  • Skinheads taunt Poles, Africans and everyone else.
  • And Racist.
  • TYSK!
  • Their language sounds like this: "Derb shtrehuben grabenschterbenferbenshteit" (But it does!)
  • Speak a language without vowels.
  • Have skinny moustaches.
  • Believe that in a war: "Ze more ze merrier!"
  • Addicted to world wars.
  • Always lose said wars.
  • Communists.
  • Socialists.
  • Anarchists.
  • Euroskeptics.
  • More like space Aliens from the future.
  • East and West Germans wish they hadn't reunified.
  • Low and High Germans wish they hadn't unified.
  • Birthplace of famous artist Max Cameron.
  • Did we mention Racist?

Greeks/Gayreek/Nicks

  • Arabic or Turkish.
  • Dark, swarthy & hairy.
  • Drink lots of Ouzo.
  • Hate Turks.
  • Smoke too much.
  • Love children
  • Drive ice cream vans to lure children for some loving
  • Gay! The term "Greek" is obvious.
  • Hate Turks.
  • Unduly proud of achievements of ancient Greeks, with no recent achievements of any note.
  • Educate the non-Greeks on being Greek
  • Men dance with other men, and break plates.
  • Religiously devout and yet somehow atheist.
  • Never marry other ethnicities other than Greek (with the exemption of Nia Vardalos).
  • Hate Turks.
  • OOPA!
  • Occasional recreational homosexuality.
  • Smart.
  • Lazy.
  • Goat loving
  • Snails and clams loving
  • Use the words 'Ela' and 'Re' a lot/too much.
  • Speaks loud, laughs, always moves and annoying.
  • Throws dishes like frisbees.
  • It's Greek to me!
  • Not as dumb, their ancestors were SMART.
  • Gayer than French people and Germans too (and the rest of the world).
  • Really, really, REALLY hate the Turks.
  • ...and Italians.
  • ...and albanians.
  • ...and macedonians.
  • ...and straight people!
  • Did we mention they hate Turks passionately?

Guatemalans

  • Either very short or very tall.
  • Lazy.
  • Poor.
  • Also skilled in jumping over borders.
  • Hate Mexicans.
  • Hate Salvadoreans.
  • Despise Mayans.
  • Love football (but suck at playing).
  • Hate Gringos.
  • Hate Belizeans.
  • Hate Hondurans.
  • Support either communist or fascist guerillas.
  • Prone to coups.
  • Less violent than Mexicans.
  • Friendly towards Koreans and Palestinians.
  • Hates French, Germans and British.
  • Especially hates Spaniards.
  • Live in shacks made of twigs.
  • Worship Carlos Ruiz.
  • Idiotic and uneducated.
  • Dark-skinned.
  • Bad hygiene.
  • Amerindian or Mestizo.
  • Do not mind getting exploited by others for cash.
  • Anticipate the invasion and annexation of Belize into Guatemalan territory.
  • Everyone lives in Guatemala City or small villages.
  • Own at least one cow (Alive, dead or ceramic).
  • Have more children than Mexicans.
  • Smarter than French people, and MUCH smarter than Americans.

Haitians

  • Black people, Africans and Negroes.
  • Poor.
  • Voodoo practitioners.
  • Dim-witted.
  • Superstituous.
  • Corrupt government.
  • Susceptible to AIDS.
  • Drug users.
  • Refugees stuck in camps.
  • Live in shacks made of aluminum sheets and tires held together with AIDS viruses.
  • They eat cats.
  • Die by the thousands every time there's a hurricane, but somehow there's still more of them.
  • Defeated the French in 1804 to became independent.
  • Good at Soccer.
  • abusive towards their women .
  • Wild .

Hungarians

  • Pseudo-religious Catholics.
  • Most have Ph.D's in Physics from some Mickey Mouse university
  • Stubborn.
  • Weird and completely incomprehensible language.
  • Short and explosive tempers.
  • Renowned for being hairy and eating far too much meat. 'Húsleves!, Dizsnó-térd leves!Pálinkával!'
  • Control freaks with no idea what they want.
  • Depressed, suicidal.
  • Dark.
  • Classical music.
  • Gypsies.
  • Old ladies in funny dresses knitting quilts.
  • Loves Polish people: Pole, Hungarian. Two good friends.
  • Likes Serbs and Croats, Hates Austrians and Russians, and don't know how to appease Romanians and Slovaks.
  • Hated by all neighboring nations.
  • Paprika.
  • Fervent nationalists, because the majority opt to blame minorities for everything.
  • Smell like smoke.
  • Contributed to the economy of post-WWII France.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Much Smarter than Americans.

Icelanders

  • Think they rule! LoL! someone deleted that one.
  • Selfish & isolationist.
  • Tall, blond or red hair (except for Björk).
  • Pale nearly transparent skin.
  • Very attractive, sexy.
  • More sheep than people (only 300,000 souls).
  • The men are the strongest ones in the world.
  • The women are the most beautiful in the world.
  • Three Icelandic women have won the Miss World competition, including Miss World 2005.
  • "The Happiest Place on Earth" in standard of living surveys.
  • Disneyland should move there, EuroDisney is a bust.
  • Pacifists with no military of their own, but love to fight when intoxicated
  • Drink and smoke far too much.
  • Alcoholicism, drunkenness, constantly party.
  • Unwelcome at many Southern European/Mediterranean resorts (due to excessive drinking).
  • Promiscuous, adulterous, and always horny.
  • Affinity for fermented shark meat, goat head, and hot dogs made of sheep.
  • They all are either related or know each other.
  • Dislike Danes.
  • Loves handball (a sport invented by the Danes).
  • Loves Ice Hockey (a sport invented by Canadians).
  • Welcome at many parts of Canada and Minnesota.
  • Dependent on cradle to grave welfare state.
  • Avid readers, authors and chess players.
  • Collect technological gadgets and devices.
  • Make pretentious music.
  • Everyone lives in Reykjavik.
  • Thinks they are Smarter than Americans (but aren't).
  • Smarter (and more socialist) than the French.
  • They are all named patrekur örn róbertsson.
  • U can buy their land.
  • Second only to Zimbabwe in worthless currency.

Indians from India (or, dots not feathers)

  • Respect/hate the British.
  • Have small dicks, but are very confident and sexually potent with women.
  • Women wear veils, have black teeth and bad hair styles.
  • Dislike being called "Indians".
  • Fond of curry and tend to munch it.
  • Hindus.
  • Sikhs.
  • Punjabs.
  • Bengals.
  • Gandhi.
  • Awful smell, especially the one in seat next to you on a 12-hour flight.
  • All immigrate to America or Great Britain.
  • Clogging up America and even more in Britain.
  • Ungrateful, disrespectful immigrant snobs
  • Only interested in studying medicine, computer science or finance.
  • Greedy.
  • Billions are poor though.
  • Will handle your customer service concerns every time you call an 800 number.
  • Run all of the 7/11's and Dunkin' Donuts.
  • Become Doctors, Lawyers and small shop managers.
  • Especially Sikhks, extremely lazy; get their kids to do all the work for them.
  • Can't seem to get away from them.
  • More body hair than other races.
  • Overmasculinity.
  • Treats women like cattle.
  • Won't eat, touch or cross cattle in the street.
  • Considered the most haughty and prideful race.
  • Invented the convenience store.
  • Mystical Eastern religious types.
  • When they have a little money the think they own the world.
  • Paradise for lazy homeless people who could become holy men doing magics and asking for money.
  • Respect animals than humans.
  • Thank yoo and come again.
  • Smell bad...and proud of it.
  • Hooray for BOLLYWOOD! Movies.
  • Weird music: Echo effect, shreiking young girls and cheap instruments.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Smarter than the British.
  • Have the ugliest women (and men) in the world.
    • Not really, the pretty ones are in Bollywood.

Irish

  • Small dicks
  • Terrorists (See IRA).
  • Luck o' the Irish.
  • Europe's fastest growing economy in the 1990's/ early 2000's.
  • Europe's fastest shrinking economy (2008-present).
  • On the seventh day, God took a squat and the pile of shit was Ireland.
  • In America, a wealthy ethnic group pulled themselves from the boot straps.
  • Latest trend in Rock music.
  • Pagans.
  • Catholics.
  • Alcoholics.
  • Enjoy entering the eurovision song contest.
  • Potato loving (spuds).
  • 2 Irishmen in Ireland.
  • Irish live all over Belfast, Boston, Birmingham (United Kingdom or America), Liverpool, London's East end, New York's East side and anywhere else but Dublin (Which is where the Polish live).
  • Leprechauns.
  • Drinking.
  • Fighting.
  • Fighting after drinking.
  • Drinking during fighting.
  • Fighting during drinking.
  • Drinking after fighting.
  • Dancing.
  • Singing.
  • Dancing, singing, drinking and fighting.
  • Poverty, claiming off the dole.
  • Lazy.
  • Humble.
  • Jolly.
  • Lucky.
  • speaking in Blarney.
  • Loves playing the flute.
  • Telling stories of fairies, dwarfs and the "pot o' gold".
  • Enjoy murdering people with timebombs and punishment beatings.
  • Hate everyone and everything that doesn't come from their shitty island.
  • Sending celebrities abroad to confirm all of said stereotypes (Shane Macgowan, Roy Keane, Collin Farrell, Colin Quinn, Martin Sheen, Dara O'brein AKA Dobby).
  • Celtic woman singing group (damn the chicks are hot).
  • Riverdance (also damn, the chicks are also hot).
  • Being pregnant.
  • Have many children.
  • Men leave them after she's pregnant, attracts other men.
  • Women preach to their young on Celtic tales.
  • Sleeps with pigs, dogs, sheep, horses and other barn animals.
  • compared to Monkeys, Africans, Amerindians, fairies, dwarfs and space aliens.
  • open air mental hospital.
  • favourite irish drinks: guinness, bucky, harp, bulmers/magners, jack daniels, southern comfort, kilkenny, and a pint of water to avoid avoid a that everlasting hangover.
  • Gingers.
  • New Age Celtic diva rock bands.
  • Smarter than French people, except after drinking when they become equal to the most well educated American.
  • Are always drunk.
  • Are never as irish as they say they are (one drop of irish blood makes you irish).
  • Will beat the shit out of Irish wannabes (Plastic paddys) in the St. Pats' day parade.
  • Don't know how to grow potatoes.
  • Freaky looking ugly old ladies.
  • Hunchbacked ugly old men.

Italians/Italy

  • Non-white.
  • Decended from African people (but HATE to admit this)
  • Partially Arabic or Mediterranean.
  • Likes to get burn in the sun to have beautiful darker skin.
  • Land of Spaghetti "Al Dente" and Pizza "Mia".
  • Catholic.
  • Lowest Birth-Rate in Europe (OH RLY?)
  • MAFIA.
  • The family.
  • Criminal.
  • Overmasculine.
  • too many children.
  • Like Irish women, they love being pregnant.
  • Like Irish men, have an attraction to pregos.
  • Boys love their Mama mias.
  • Pushy and Low-brow.
  • Compassionate.
  • Deeply religious (Pastafarianism).
  • Obsessed with pizza.
  • Speak in fragmented English with a funny accent, not Italian.
  • Proud to be the homeland of Mario.
  • Plumbers.
  • Automobiles (FIAT, Ferrari, Lamborghini).
  • Since when Italians got so smart?
  • Guapos, studs and cute boys.
  • Love good food & wine.
  • Greasy.
  • Olive or dark-skinned.
  • Mustaches.
  • Love the pope.
  • Loves fat, hairy and bitchy women.
  • Fat-cheeked men give you the lip.
  • Connected.
  • Thousands of cousins, brothers, sisters, uncles...and the lovable great-grandmother, as well the handy "godfather".
  • Work in blue collar jobs (i.e. construction, plumbing, waste management).
  • Often found cranking organs.
  • Talks in musical accents, all words end in vowels and enthuastic conversation.
  • Work or know someone who works in an autoshop or chop shop.
  • World's most reckless drivers.
  • Latin lovers.
  • Dance a lot.
  • Talks loud, cusses a lot and uses hand gestures to insult people.
  • Italian weddings!
  • Opera singers.
  • Italian music was big in the 50s.
  • Italian Americans defends their heritage.
  • Lively, outgoing and emotional.
  • Proud of their history, culture, art, & architecture.
  • Proud that they stole aforementioned history, culture, art, & architecture from Greece.
  • Corrupt, esp. in relation to Sicily & southern Italy.
  • Affinity for sports cars, grand prix racing.
  • Irritable, easily offended, violent.
  • Knife-wielding street ruffians.
  • Gangsters.
  • Superstitious.
  • Hold grudges (i.e. vendettas).
  • Take siestas.
  • Pompadours.
  • Inefficient, unable to maintain schedules (except under Mussolini, when trains ran on time).
  • Affinity for night life.
  • Italian businessmen backed by corruption.
  • Like to go on strike.
  • Fascists (1920s-1940s).
  • Communists (1945-1960s).
  • Socialists (1970-2000).
  • Conservatives (presently).
  • Anarchists (always).
  • Prone to diving (mainly when plaing against Australia, and why not?).
  • Proud of their SMART Roman legacy.
  • Since when Italians became smart?
  • WASPs and rich whites don't like authentic ethnic Italians.
  • force their culture upon every other first world country, mutilating it in the process.
  • Love their "fully sick" subwoofers.
  • Ride mopeds instead of walking.
  • Constantly trying to rescue girlfriend from a giant lizard-dragon thing, only to have a small guy in a weird hat and a diaper tell them that the princess is in another castle.
  • Responsible for the Mafia in America.
  • Claims they invented fascism (which is nothing to be proud of).
  • Showing off.
  • Crazy about women "La Bella Prima Donna esta Bonita".
  • Too lazy to work.
  • Close business during daytime and go home to eat and sleep.
  • Crazy drivers!
  • No patience.
  • Idolizes Caesar, Garibaldi and Mussolini.
  • The national heroes are Garibaldi, Garibaldi, Garibaldi and Garibaldi.
  • Old Europe.
  • Love Garibaldi.
  • Smoke too much.
  • Good Fashion.
  • Complicated.
  • Did I mention that they love Garibaldi?
  • Like to talk or talk too much.
  • Not very high tech.
  • Always riding Scooters.

They really, really love Garibaldi!

  • Straighter than French people.
  • One American-Italian: Marconi was a freaking genius.
  • Bata-BOOM BATA BING.
  • Eats Spgethhii and pizza .

Jamaicans

  • "Cool Runnings"
  • Where women often speaks like chickens.
  • Hates the white man. (Bob Marley is white froms his daddy's side D:)
  • Rastafarians.
  • Practice witchcraft.
  • Domineering, bossy women.
  • When angry, have a tendency to throw eggs.
  • Wear dreadlocks.
  • Hatred of gay people.
  • Love of cannabis.
  • Good at reggae and hair growing.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Masters of athletics.
  • More successful in owning businesses and white collar jobs than American born blacks (same applies for African immigrants).
  • Love smoking weed.
  • Use foul language a lot.
  • Think there they superior race of blacks.
  • Promiscuous .
  • Dirty dancing .
  • Nationalistic .

Japanese

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Typical Japanese people when nobody is around.

  • Enemy of China and Korea (Both North and South).
  • Hate Chinese and Koreans.
  • Like Martians or more "alien" to the human being (other than the Japanese) than Martians are.
  • Second to French as the shortest people on earth.
  • Short (average height 5'2")
  • Thin (average weight 120 lbs.)
  • Many Japanese people are lighter skinned than Michael Jackson.
  • Samurais or ninjas.
  • Too many otakus.
  • Too many GAYS.
  • Crazy hairstyles.
  • Crazy and Suicidal.
  • Non emotional.
  • No facial expressions.
  • Robotic, but built human-like robots.
  • Hidden or withdrawn.
  • Artistic and Inspired.
  • Fatalist.
  • Extremely competitive.
  • Have a strange fetish for animated pornography(Hentai).
  • Technologically obsessed/fixated.
    • Make every video game in existence today.
  • Workaholic mentality:
    • Company men ("sarariman"), office lady.
    • Can make every electronic device smaller and faster.
  • Sexual duality: sexually repressed, but luridly perverted/libidinous.
  • Love sushi and other raw fish dishes.
  • Love Anime, Manga.
  • Love weird sexual fetish.
  • Make everything to be Kawaii.
  • Familiar with American ways like the English language.
  • Using giant hornet venom to repel disrespectful models.
  • Buy used underwear on the street...oh wait, that one's true.
  • All businesses run by the Yakuza.
  • Dependent on Turkish, Pakistani and Filipino migrant workers.
  • Cosplayers.

Koreans

ASZS

“We are so proud of being the most racially homogeneous society in the world. (In original Korean text: 대한민국 5000년역사의 또하나 뛰어난 점은 세계에서도 유래가없는 단일민족이라는 사실이다. 중학국사 1단원)”
~ REAL Korean History Textbook for Gr.8 on Demography of Korea

  • The most ethnically homogeneous people in the world.(단일민족)
    • In other words, everyone looks the same.
  • Proud of being ethnically homogeneous. Proud of being Koreans.
  • Xenophobic. (i.e. They don't like all white people, don't like all black people, don't like all people from Japan.)
  • Flat Faces.
  • Like to say that they come from Korea but hate to say whether they come from North or South.
  • Good at sports.
  • Good at Mathematics along with Chinese people.
  • Much smarter than whites, blacks and brown people
  • women are indeed sexy.
  • Masters at StarCraft, WarCraft, etc.
  • Passionately love Chinese.
  • Passionately hate Japanese.
  • Eat Kimchi always.
  • Eat Dogs sometimes.
  • Eat shit.
  • Pee and poo in alley corners.
  • Most likely to be rule the far east along with Shina.
  • Most woman only date korean guys or other Asians (except white Midwestern American Korean War GIs) for the wrong reason.
  • Push children too hard in school.
  • Parents want to send their children to med-school or law schools only. nowhere else.
  • Sexist.
    • Male chauvinism/very unequal relationship between men and women.
    • Hit their wives.
  • Racist.
    • Narrow-minded and stubborn.
  • Unfriendly.
  • Always bullying and fighting when being offended or angry.
  • School shooting. (offensive)
  • Love their country and people (the North).
  • Always in a violent demonstration (the South).
  • Most of koreans want american troops to leave...
  • Then comes the next invasion, recession or uprising.
  • ...And Koreans move into America in hordes the Asiatic race they are.
  • All Koreans are addicted to internet. (Korean internet is actually fast)

Latvians

  • Members of the "Baltic" language family, either classified as Slavic (Russian), Indo-Germanic (German) or Greek.
  • Culturally more Scandinavian.
  • Hates Nazis and Communists.
  • Hate ethnic Russians, won't allow them to be citizens.
  • Religiously divided (Lutheran, Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Pagans and New age).
  • Ruled by a queen (female president) who's from Canada.
  • More Latvians live outside their country.
  • Poor, but remarkably high development index.
  • Loves the E.U. alike Lithuanians.
  • Don't like to be confused with Lithuanians.

Lithuanians

  • Hates Nazis and Communists too.
  • Computer-savvy, but joined the internet late.
  • Good in basketball, but suck at soccer.
  • It's sooooooo 1999.
  • Young people drink, loiter along streets and in dance clubs.
  • Claimed to be the forefathers of all Indo-Europeans.
  • Racists and ethnic bigots.
  • Bravely fought in the French armies in WWI & WWII.
  • Loves America, elects American to be their president.
  • Don't like to be confused with Latvians.

Malaysians

  • Malay...lah.
  • Eat Nasi lemak.
  • Useless at soccer.
  • Sex addicts.
  • Make cars such as Proton, and produa.
  • Slap ridiculously high prices on foreign products so citizens can "Be Malaysian, Buy Malaysian"! This is Bolehland, what.
  • 0.000163% of Malays are genuinely smart, 27% have ADHD and 107% are mentally retarded and are hoping for a quick death.
  • Creator of the most useless car brand in the world, second only to shitty hindu indian Tata's.
  • Considers Chinese neighbors to be communists in disguise.
  • Hang around in street corners doing nothing (aiya what to do lah).
  • Say 'lah' after every sentence.
  • Loves the feel of money, but too lazy to work for it.
  • Malays are easy to bribe with money, they'll do absolutely anything for you.
    • Duit kopi if they happen to be traffic police.
      • Datuks especially love duit kopi.
        • A malay can also be bribed with porn, lots and lots of porn.
  • Ethnic minorities like to think they're being victimized and hold rallies which usually end up with them getting tear gas in their faces. pathetic.
  • Dreams of becoming datuk, become rich, have hot wife(s) and 20+ kids.
  • Hypocritical; government claims to abolish corruption while it's ministers live off on duit kopi.
  • Throws garbage everywhere.
  • Sex addicts.
  • Government especially proficient in diverting money earned from all the hardworking Chinese and Indians as "tax" and channeling them into the pockets of lazy, undeserving good-for-nothing bumiputras.
  • Fuck up toilets, whether it be public, friends or even their own (Don't believe me? Go see one).
  • Government forces people into National Service where they can experience the joys of beating each other up, shooting each other with M-16s and get raped by their trainers. (guys only!) Malaysia Boleh!
  • Mat Rempits.
  • Rushes to scenes of road accidents and take down car number plates for 4D
    • Also gets in the way of people who are actually doing 'something' to save the accident victims, such as medics.
      • Also just stands around pretending to feel sympathy for the victims.
  • Has a tendency to mass-migrate back to caves once a year hollering 'OOO-OOO-OOH BALIK KAMPUNG!!'
  • Snatch thieves.
  • Sell pirated DVDs in Pasar Malam. Yarrr!
  • Prefers pale-skinned women.
  • American soldiers lust for them "darkies".
  • MUST be Muslim or else suffer from stoning.
  • Closest human related to monkeys. mostly found in Batu Caves.
  • If not a muslim, then not malay lah!
  • Idolise whiteys and strive to be like them (in terms of pale-skinnedness and stupidity).
  • Marginalise all non-bumis in Malaysia, then claims that everyone has the same freedom, rights and privileges. Malaysia Boleh!
  • Consider themselves superior to all non-malays (except for the whitey).
  • Instead of using toilet paper they pick their asses clean with their hands
  • All skyscrapers made by foreigners.
  • Did I mention Sex addicts?
  • Doodles crap all over walls, elevators, old buildings, etc.
  • Vandalises Uncyclopedia on a frequent rate (especially the Malay page that's still CVP'ed).
  • Dumber than most Asians. Smarter than indians, at least.

Mexicans/Mexico

Average Mexican Woman

Average Mexican woman in what would would be conidered "modest" attire by Mexican standards.

File:Wild Mexicans.jpg
  • Corrupt fascist militaristic government, corrupt police; rampant kidnapping in Mexico City, crime relatively unchecked in rest of country.
  • Also known as "Mexica" (pronounced Mah-Hee-Kah).
  • America's enemy #1.
  • America's main source of hardworking labor.
  • Claims all of America, esp. Texas and California, one of which hates Mexicans.
  • Like to Fuck (no wonder their birth rate is so high).
  • Gunslingers and drug traffickers.
  • Built the most skyscrapers in the world on a drained lake bed. (Mexico City)
  • Really short.
  • Spit in your food.
  • Dark-skinned, mestizo.
  • Amerindians with Spanish blood.
  • Spaniards with Indian blood.
  • Treated like black people in America.
  • Make Tecate.
  • Drink Corona as if it were water.
  • Alcoholics.
  • Drug dealers.
  • Drug lords.
  • Disgruntled office workers (to make real good $ is to jump over the fence in Yuma and pick strawberries in Yakima, then move on to oranges in Orlando and meat packing in Omaha).
  • Wear sombreros.
  • Have a donkey.
  • Live in gated communities (San Diego State Aztec athletes and professors only).
  • Aztecs or their descendants live in mud-build adobe pueblos in the sierras.
  • Charros.
  • Mariachis.
  • Enjoy goosestepping.
  • Have oil.
  • Hates white people, but will work in jobs for them.
  • Hate Gringos.
  • Excel at fence-jumping, swimming, running, etc.
  • Devoutly Catholic, devotion to Virgin Mary.
  • Either make below $20,000 a year (hard work) or over $100,000 (welfare).
  • Over half of them are arrogant high income upper-middle class central Mexico Mercedes driving elitist castizo white-washed fake blonde Aryan bastards.
  • Selena is the patron saint of Tejano music.
  • Family oriented, too many kids, teen girls have babies.
  • Think the Aztecs were superior to the Romans.
  • Capable of digesting virtually any known substance (including mole).
  • Tired of hearing about the whiny Americans and their Battle of the Alamo, don't they remember they got Texas, California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Nevada???
  • Very nationalistic.
  • Revolutionaries.
  • Chicanos.
  • Street gangs and fights.
  • Bandits.
  • Outlaws.
  • Vaqueros, their version of Cowboys.
  • Made the first automatic rifle.
  • Invented color T.V.
  • Invented cable T.V.
  • Loud, boisterous family parties in hotel meeting rooms.
  • Quineceneras, the Mexican woman's version of those Bar Mitzvas for Jewish boys.
  • Last country to produce the VW Beetle, and has the most "Vochos".
  • Proud of the achievements of the powerful indigenous civilizations that once thrived in Mexico, but widely opress and discriminate against these people nowadays.
  • Poor neighbor syndrome.
  • Racially segregated in America and Mexico.
  • Rigid class system based on income.
  • Drive Mercedes.
  • Drive Low riders.
  • Affinity for bullfights, hat dances, soccer, beer, tacos, beans and corn.
  • A Mexican baptism: Bean dip.
  • Enjoy an illegal trip across the Rio Grande.
  • Made the first automatic rifle.
  • Marijuana Mules.
  • Celebrate everything, even though there's nothing to celebrate.
  • Drink toilet water, since their drinking water is bad.
  • Baths babies in front yards.
  • Sexy women.
  • Fat mothers.
  • Pregnant all the time.
  • Ugly men.
  • Macho, Macho men.
  • Dicatoral fathers.
  • Build weapons
  • Violent yet friendly.
  • Like Nukes.
  • They have more kids than Chuck Norris has balls(17 as of 1-1-0001).
  • Competes with Irish with overall Drunkedness.
  • Competes with Brazilians with overall soccer fanfare.
  • Eats tacos.
  • Ride around on burros wearing serapes and dozing under huge sombreros drinking tequila.
  • Like white women.
  • White men use their women!!!
  • Corrupt government.
  • Speaks Spanish, no habla ingles senor.
  • Spanglish skills.
  • Forced to go to Colegio Militar at young age.
  • Smarter than Americans until they become U.S. citizens then they're I.Q. drops by 50 points
  • Defeated the French once in the "Cinco de Mayo" battle.
  • A Zapotec Indian pushed out the French emperor Maximillian back to Europe.
  • Wishes to do the same to the U.S. in their "Reconquista".
  • Mexican AM radio (heard as far away as Maine and Alaska).
  • "Aye aye aye! El..llll, Radioooooo, Mexicanoooooo"...(echo effect).
  • They have the best wrestling around the world.
  • Loud, lively and Latino.
  • Beautiful flag and national anthem.
  • Strict about education (Indians only, spaniards are fucking stupid, and Chicanos? Night school).
  • Likes tortillas, nachos and tamales.
  • Famous telenovelas.
  • Party everyday.
  • Shouting El Grito de Dolores and VIVA MEXICO!
  • Refuse to acknowledge the Catholic church as corrupt.
  • compared to monkeys by white American racists.
  • good jumpers.[ex.how the hell you think they get into america,]
  • Dumber than Americans.
  • Every Mexican ever has won a gold medal in Olympic fence jumping at one time or another.
  • Hypersexual.
  • The Men are womanizers.
  • Dumb and idiots (but smarter than the people who think negatively of them)
  • Live under trees.
  • Construction sites.
  • Piss in gatorade bottles, then leaves them around.
  • Baby diapers on the park or on the sidewalk.
  • Slow...never in a hurry.
  • Mexicans resemble more like Arabs or Samoans than Aztecs or Castilians they came from.
  • Males attracted to Fat woman.
  • The "La Raza" Will demographically conquer the USA.
  • Reconquista.
  • VIVA MEXICO!

Mongolians

  • Live in tents.
  • Ride horses.
  • Herd goats and yak.
  • Mercilessly raped and killed a third of the world's population in the 14th century.
  • ......
  • That's about it.
  • Wait, they also ride around on horses destroying city wok walls.

Morrocans/Morocco

  • Rule most of Holland, where they use 'tolerance' and 'multi-culturalism' as an excuse to lie, steal, maim, kill and insult.
  • Arrived as stoop labor.
  • keep lots of goats so they can slaughter and eat them.
  • Once ruled and recolonizing Spain.
  • walk around in striped robes and little hats.
  • Falafels from their stands.
  • Sheep cheese that reeks of garlic.
  • Much smarter than French people, may take over France next.

New Zealanders

  • Being glad they're not Assholes.
  • Excellent mountaineers - for example Sir Edmund Hillary.
  • Call themselves Kiwis after a native bird (not the fruit).
  • Avid hunters, fishermen, outdoorsmen.
  • More sheep than people.
  • Rumored to shag the occasional sheep.
  • Enjoy drinking and telling jokes at the pub.
  • Not known for formality - for example Peter Jackson of The Lord of the Rings fame.
  • Known for their "she'll be right" attitude to politics..
  • Happy they are not in a Drought.
  • One of the most Inconspicuous countries in the world.
  • Treats Maoris more like wildlife (see Australians for their Aborigines).
  • Have to kill a Australian child as a right of passage.
  • Maoris And Pacific Islanders say 'fush and chups' and make loads of wierd slang words like 'youse'
  • Whenever they lose the Rugby World Cup Final the native sport nuts go insane and will spit, swear and beat up other family members and blame the ref JUST BECAUSE THEY LOSE A FUCKING BALL GAME! (Our national shame)
  • Cherish their lovely landscape that is far, far superior than the bloody deserts of Australia.
  • Most of Antarctica is their land, it is less, less superior in appearance.

Norwegians/Norway

  • Black Metal.
  • Death metal.
  • Pagans.
  • Socialists.
  • Atheists.
  • Great athletes.
  • Great skiers.
  • Avid hunters, fishermen, outdoorsmen & mariners.
  • Eat Santa's reindeer.
  • Sexy, attractive.
  • Tall, blonde, blue eyed majority.
  • Believe they are the finest sailors in the world.
  • Stoic, unemotional.
  • Reputation for toughness.
  • Happiest nation.
  • Alcoholic.
  • Tasteless food, tasteless weak beer.
  • Dependent on north sea oil revenues for cradle to grave welfare state.
  • Prominent brows and other skull ridges (square headed).
  • Believe most Swedish men are gay & weak.
  • Believe most Danish men the same way.
  • Cold and stormy place.
  • Rich but boring.
  • Long haired old hippy freaks.

Palestinians

  • Arab nationalists.
  • Muslims.
  • Dark-skinned.
  • Animals.
  • Hates Jews.
  • Hates Americans.
  • Hates Europeans.
  • Brave and militaristic.
  • Neo-Nazis hate Jews and Palestinians equally.
  • hates the douche who wrote this.

Peruvians

  • Hate Chileans.
  • Are hated by Chileans.
  • Related to Chileans in some way.
  • Are all Indians about 4 and a half feet tall.
  • Are Mini-Nazis.
  • Waste their money on a huge army.
  • Just like Bolivia.
  • Have corrupt government just like the rest of Latin America.
  • colorful attire.
  • Average in intelligence.
  • Middle class/poor.
  • Strange.
  • Friendly Fascists.
  • Think that they are part of the Soviet Union.
  • Dark.
  • Eat guenia pigs.
  • education obsessed, rich Peruvian kids go to college elsewhere.
  • Rural miners.
  • Poor, seen on street corners.
  • affinity for llamas and alpachas.
  • Current President Allen Garcia, the spanish George W. Bush.
  • Montainous landscape.
  • Some are rich, most are poor.
  • Cholos live in Tacna.
  • Backwards.
  • Nationalistic.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Keep fighting upward on the shining path to that Maoist/Communist utopia.

Poles/Polish/Polska

  • Also known as "Polacks".
  • Butt of Jokes in America.
  • Communistski.
  • Socialistski.
  • Union memberski.
  • Alcoholismski.
  • Religiouski
  • Terrible at making inventionski (I.e. submarine with a screen door)
  • Low intelligence (vast majority of the population), extremely intelligent (very few), with no middle ground.
  • Easy women with large breasts, little brainski.
  • Rotten cabbage, rotten cucumber and pork-knuckle based cuisine.
  • Independentski, rebelliouski, courageouski.
  • Most of them are dumb farmers.
  • Like to steal cars more than Gypsies (from Gone in 60 Seconds(1974)), the new version is too politically correct, but Poles are too stupid to notice.
  • Most live in the UK, Ireland, Toronto or Chicago.
  • "A shower of wankers" according to one Dublin man.
  • Terrible bus driverski.
  • They "stick" togetherski.
  • Speak a language without vowelski.
  • Anyone heard of the Polish space program wants to build a space satellite to land on the surface of the sun? The Russians said "you must be dumb...or nutski".
  • Polish Military strategy: Fight "back" the enemy by marching backwards.
  • Attracted to street light posts like moths approach bug zap lamps.
  • What happens to Polish cheerleaders? They all get stuck on the cleats.
  • What do Polish women and hockey players have in common? They shower after their periods.
  • A Polish language sign in a men's restroom above the urinals. DO NOT EAT THE TOILET MINTSKI.
  • 999,999 other Poles are communistski party members in hiding.

Polynesians

  • "A shower of basterds" according to one Dublin man.
  • Obese.
  • Not as fat like once thought (see Americans).
  • Long lived and healthy.
  • Live in a paradise-like setting.
  • Happiness.
  • Simple.
  • Promiscuous.
  • Naked.
  • Love corned beef.
  • SPAM!
  • Believe they are in American gangs while in Australia e.g. Crips.
  • Fatter than Americans/Smarter than French people.
  • Pretend to be African Americans (only ones residing in Australia).
  • Then when a huge amount of African People Arrived in Australia they feel embarrased and displaced for pretending to be Black
  • Think they're black and when people say they aren't they bash you up.
  • Think they're Asian (for Hawaii) and same applies, they bash you up.
  • Tahitians outdone the French.

Portugee

  • Oldest country on earth.
  • Boosted of once having a world empire.
  • Darker-looking, but claimed to be Celtic.
  • Latin people, much like the Spanish.
  • DO NOT refer them as Spaniards.
  • Language, but has lots of "K"s, "Q"s and "X"s as letters in words.
  • Shortwave radio: KQX reaches the New England coast for a reason.
  • Fishermen and sailors.
  • Shepherds and ranchers.
  • Port Wines (and its' green).
  • Guitar music, lively dances.
  • Supposedly laid-back.
  • Easily hot-tempered.
  • Men are old, have mustaches and SUAVE.
  • Macho Dress: cap-berets and black pants.
  • Women are wrinkled, stoic and FAT.
  • Femma Dress: tropical imprints or cocktail dresses.
  • Renaissance fair come to life (500 years behind).
  • "New Europe" but conservative at utmost.
  • Yuppies flock there like crazy.
  • Alliance with Great Britain.
  • Hires foreigners (i.e. Africans or Ukrainians) to work for FREE.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • They are nicknamed Keltqx, Dakgox, Gquineex, Greekqx, Polakqx, Basqkx and Moorkx.
  • "A wave of human sewage" said one Dublin man.

Puerto Ricans

  • White Anglo s consider them more like Black People.
  • Believe they are superior to Mexican Americans or Dominicans.
  • Usually poorer than Mexican Americans.
  • Whites treated them as if they are black or African American.
  • Tropical island (see also Polynesians).
  • Love to eat rice and beans.
  • Don't like American rule of their island, but will fly to America like...flies attracted to a fly strip.
  • Decry their status as second class citizens, but glad not to pay federal income tax.
  • Love to dance, love clubbing/night life.
  • "Ghetto"/Inner city mentality (Nuyoricans).
  • Rap, hip-hop and reggaeton singers.
  • Extremely Arrogant.
  • Have disruptive parades in urban areas.
  • Hostile towards any perceived disrespect of the Puerto Rican flag.
  • Associated with drug dealers.
  • Perceived contributions to world are salsa singers.
  • Love baseball alike Dominicans and Cubans.
  • Hate Cubans.
  • Perception of being dark skinned.
  • Think they own America.
  • They claim to be racially Castillian, Roman, Greek, German, Celt, Slav and Iberian...not entirely an African/mulatto/mestizo people.
  • They're very similar to black people.
  • Fat...women are fatter .
  • Practice Santeria or Voodoo.
  • Promiscuous.
  • Live in "urban jungles" such as the Projects in New York City, Chicago and so on.
  • In gangs.
  • Sexy!

Romanians

  • Dracula.
  • Are bullied by Gypsies.
  • Are fascists.
  • Have an inferiority complex towards Hungarians.
  • Hate gays and lesbians for no reason.
  • Work illegally in Italy, Spain and Portugal.
  • Go to foreign countries to steal.
  • Think they are "Latinos" but in fact are Slavs with some Latin blood here and there.
  • Think that they are good at foreign languages especially at French.
  • French wannabes.
  • Go to foreign countries to steal.
  • Are under the impression that Romanian women are hot.
  • Like bad music(AKA manele).
  • Numa! Numa!(which btw was actually Moldovian).
  • Know very little about the European Union even though they are part of it.
  • Most of them are very proud Christians but don't go to church, read the bible or respect the 10 commandments.
  • 10 of them can fit in a small car + luggage.
  • Invented insulin, even though now they don't have money to pay for it.
  • Claim to have invented the plane before the Americans did.
  • Love to stay in lines just like in the 'good old communist days'.
  • All of their names end in 'escu'.
  • Smoke and drink.
  • Fight over the first can of Pepsi in their small town grocery shops.
  • Poor but proud to become capitalist.
  • Backwards.
  • Romania and Romanians didn't exist in world history until 1900 (true, check all historical European maps to find "Romania" or mention of "Romanians").

Ro-Moldovians

  • Moldavians.
  • Recently voted the communists party back to power(idiots!)
  • Moldova thinks of itself as Romania.
  • Moldovans call themselves Romanians.
  • But they're a separate country.
  • Does anybody know where the heck this country is?
  • Answer: NO because nobody cares about it?
  • They're so inconspicuous that there aren't even any stereotypes about them.

Russians

Black

The first Russian to set foot on the Moon.

Smirnoff

The coat-of-arms of the Russian Federation.

  • Ryssiä!!
  • CCCP 4ever!
  • Former Soviet Union.
  • Totalitarianism.
  • Authoritarian rule.
  • Communism.
  • Kleptocratic ruled economy.
  • Alcoholism.
  • Involved in organized crime, usually in the illegal sale of firearms.
  • Affinity for vodka.
  • Can drink massive amounts of alcohol and still pass a sobriety test.
  • Associated with communism.
  • Affinity for balalaika.
  • Irritable, easily offended, violent.
  • Swoon into the arms of the closest dictator.
  • Wearing of ushanka.
  • Particularly comely females (until age 35 or so).
  • Cranky, mistrusting.
  • Pessimistic and highly cynical.
  • Spies (big fans of movie James Bond, TV show Charlie's Angels and cartoon Totally Spies).
  • Matrioshkas, people look like folding dolls.
  • Prostitutes, pornography of all sorts.
  • Speak English with a very thick accent.
  • Respond to Your Mom jokes with extreme offence.
  • Extremely rich oligarchs live in London while masses of poor live in squalid holes back home.
  • Large portion of the Russian female population available to buy on the Internet.
  • All females have those ugly hairy moles on their face.
  • Babushkas.
  • OK, Russia has the hottest white blond blue eyed girls on earth.
  • T.a.t.U. Rocks!
  • Attractive tennis players.
  • Nightclubs, Eurotechno and many years behind America and Europe.
  • Hated by Estonians, Latvians, Hungarians, Poles, Romanians, Turks, Lithuanians, Finns, Slovaks, Americans, Japanese, Germans, British and Chinese for reasons entirely to do with their association to communism.
  • Loved by the Chinese for the same reason above.
  • Are pretty much invincible.(See Rasputin).
  • Are Funny, backward, uneducated and xenophobic just like Borat.
  • Stinky.
  • Rugged.
  • COLD climate.
  • Fatalistic.
  • FAIL.

Salvadoreans

  • Brown.
  • Fat.
  • Lazy.
  • Hate Guatemalans.
  • Hate Mexicans.
  • REALLY hate Hondurans.
  • Prone to coups.
  • Smell bad.
  • Extremely fat women.
  • Make much fattier food than anyone.
  • Have high cholesterol.
  • Violent.
  • Very poor.
  • Fight others for about almost anything; see Football War.
  • Street gangs (i.e. MS13).
  • Sexist.
  • Religiously devout.
  • Expert snipers and shooters.

Serbs

  • Does whatever Russia says.
  • Country is getting smaller every day.
  • Americans never make difference between Serbia and Siberia.
  • Most of the World thinks there is always war in Serbia.
  • Serbs come in all kinds: Croatians, Bosnians, Montenegrins, Macedonians, Raskans, Vojvodinans, Methojians and Slovenians.
  • But Serbs don't like them: a dysfunctional family indeed.
  • Greek Love (they call Greeks(Gays) their brothers).
  • Always want to mention that some guy was a Serb, or half serb or quarter serb.
  • Stubborn, Arrogant whether or not they're correct.
  • They think they are people from Heaven.
  • Always up for a fight.
  • Make wars.
  • Good musicians.
  • Good in sport, except football.
  • They love tourist and foreigners, just coz there are none of them there.
  • A nation that constantly has bad luck, like being bombed.
  • Heroic military, although 90% of them avoid serving the army.
  • Ethnic Nationalism.
  • In Yugoslav wars, they believed they killed none and everyone killed them.
  • Only nation that shot down a stealt F-117 NATO fighter (with 20 year old Russian radar).
  • Like to kill their own state leaders: Karageorge, Michael Obrenovitch, Alexander Obrenovitch, Ivan Stambolic, Zoran Djindjic...
  • Nationalists, Communists, and generally tendency towards Authoritarianism.
  • Full of "patriots" that hate all, other and destroy their own country.
  • Paranoid because of the World Conspiracy against them.
  • Religiously devout, although they often confuse church with Alcohol.
  • Spite; do thing purposely although they know it’s not good for them.
  • They hate politicians, although they need their “beloved Father of a Nation” king.
  • They love their glorious history, although it is full of lost battles.
  • They think that all Albanians, Americans, Bosniaks, Bulgarians, Croats, gays, Freemasons, Jews, gypsies, lesbians, Muslims, Smurfs, Pope and anyone else get up every single morning thinking how to harm them.
  • They think that they are always right (and when you win debates its called being right).
  • Hate Americans, but love Levis, McDonalds and Hummers.

Correction: Gypsy kids made Levi's, Burned all the McD's down & Yugos are future war target practices.

  • Smarter than Americans.

Somalis

  • Skinny.
  • Drug addicts.
  • Anarchists.
  • Cut off female genitalia.
  • Consider themselves superior of other Africans.
  • Don't marry outside their own tribe.
  • Dont like to be called "Somalian".
  • Hate being confused for an Ethiopian.
  • Anti-American.
  • dirty spam heads that knock over everything in their path!
  • scavengers.
  • Violent.
  • Most of them are Muslim.
  • Extremely Poor.
  • Immigrants.
  • Primitive.
  • Naked.
  • Starving.
  • Guns or butter? Fuck, let's get a flame thrower, rocket launcher and machetes. Butter to feed our starving masses is a waste of money.
  • Pirates.

South Africans

  • White.
  • Racist.
  • Black.
  • Confused.
  • Quasi-Fascist.
  • Obsessed with Cricket.
  • Obsessed with KFC.
  • Obsessed with roasting animals on coals. They call it a "braai", we call it Satanism.
  • Less annoying than Australians.
  • less rugged than Texans.
  • Hate OTHER black people.
  • Shortwave Radios are "big" appliances.
  • Insist they are all descended from the Boers, in fact are all descended from Norwegian Pygmies.
  • Want Apartheid back.
  • Worship PW Botha as a god.
  • Think the book Black Beauty should be illegal.
  • Hate Americans.
  • Want Da Bomb.
  • A surprising number are Jewish.
  • Like the British so much they put the Union Jack on their flag.
  • Like Colonel Gaddafi because he is White (and Fascist).
  • Hate Colonel Gaddafi because he is Muslim and Black.

Spaniards

  • The beaners of Europe (Castillians brought back Amerindian genes).
  • Wannabe Nazis, closet fascists.
  • Angry Marxist minority.
  • Dumb, drunk, racist, obsessed with soccer and misogynistic at best.
  • Ugly people (the girls are awfully hot).
  • Still a third world country (while the CIA lefts Turkey a developed one).
  • Have stereotypes on every possible type of person.
  • Look down on Latin Americans.
  • Loud, lively and compassionate.
  • Enjoy getting run over by bulls.
  • Nihilistic party animals.
  • Affinity for sangria, ham, bullfighting and paella.
  • Treat animals cruelly.
  • Franco idol worship.
  • Fanatic Catholics; controlled by the Jesuits.
  • Able to become addicted to anything.
  • When talking, they use a "Z" instead of an "S".
  • Yuppies of the "New" Europe.
  • Loud old ladies.
  • Beret-wearing mustached men.
  • Overmasculine.
  • Defensively guard women.
  • Wears black pants.
  • Proud of ancestral genocide of the Moors.
  • Flamboyant. OLE!
  • Gets offended when being called as Moors or Arabs even though some are partially Arabs.
  • Gets more offended if you call a non-Castillian a "Spaniard".
  • Autonomous communities.
  • Soon, the Spanish country will become newer, smaller ones: HOLA Andalusia, Aragon, Asturias, Basque/Euskara, Cantabrica, Catalonia, Castilla Nueva & Vieja, Extremadura, Galicia, Islas Canarias, Islas Balearicas, Leon, La Rioja, Manchia, Murcia, Navarre, Valencia and even Ceuta & Melilla.

Swedes

  • Tall, blond, blue eyed and whiter than thou.
  • Portrayed as the most racist people.
  • Gay-friendly laws and policies.
  • "Faggots". (offensive)
  • Attractive, sexy.
  • Neutral in international conflicts.
  • tanned.
  • Bad Pop Music (ABBA).
  • Make depressing, confusing, or overly maudlin movies/films.
  • Alcoholic.
  • Into Hard Rock and Metal (see also Norwegians).
  • Danes & Finns & Norwegians know most Swedish men are gay.
  • Promiscuous, adulterous.
  • Tasteless food, tasteless weak beer.
  • Prominent brows and other skull ridges (square headed).
  • Dependent from cradle on grave welfare state.
  • Geeks.
  • Greeks, Yugoslavs and Turks overrun Stockholm.
  • Nazi sympathizers.
  • Smarter than the Socialist French. Sweden PWND them.

Swiss

  • Cheese.
  • Stoic, teutonic.
  • Craftmanship.
  • Armed and ready.
  • Hikers, yodelers and skiiers.
  • Neutral on nearly everything.
  • Tendency to smoke way too much, and everywhere.
  • Takes their dogs everywhere, on trains and in restaurants.
  • War profiteers in WWII.
  • Affinity for cuckoo clocks.
  • Wear Lederhosen.
  • Suspicious banking practices.
  • Americans always confuse them with the Swedes.
  • Every one is called "Sven".
  • Swiss Army Knifes.
  • Dirty money bank accounts (i.e. nazi money).
  • Has like 10 official languages (can you speak Romansch?)
  • Everyone owns a nuclear bomb in home car garages.
  • Skiing resorts.
  • Hates Liechtenstein.
  • Hates Luxembourg.
  • Hates war, peace man and let's make love.

Taiwanese

  • They are not Chinese.
  • They hate the Chinese/communists.
  • Are democratic just to piss off China.
  • Are capitalists just to piss off China.
  • Have a higher Human Development Index than China(ha!)
  • Have more press freedom than China(haha!)
  • Have a higher living standard than China(hahaha!)
  • Have less poor and unhappy people than China(HAhahaha!)
  • Have les corruption than China(HAHAHAHAHA!)
  • Are better than China in every way(evil, crazy and annoying laugh).
  • Hate the western countries for not recognizing their independence from China.
  • Addicted to TV shows.
  • Have a fetish for 7-Elevens and 99-cent stores.
  • Idolize western English teachers.
  • Have aboriginese but don't use them for slavery.
  • Smarter than Americans (the USA owns Communist China money big time).

Thais

  • Exotic, Third world and "Oriental".
  • "Gooky" or "Chinky" mentality.
  • Dark skinned.
  • Almond eyes.
  • Prefer spicy food.
  • Prominent sex trade.
  • Festering kettle of sexual perversion and disease.
  • Paedophile tourist destination.
  • Drink snake blood as an aphrodisiac.
  • Prominent illegal drug trade.
  • Transexual.
  • Easily be jealous of others.
  • Dumb.
  • High civilization.
  • School violent (They have wars between schools).
  • Are buddhists.
  • Affinity of meth-amphetamine(Yaba).
  • Affinity of soccer.
  • Suck at soccer.
  • Gamble on soccer.
  • Thai men are the strongest of all asian, but they decide to be shemales.
  • Get drunk in the morning.
  • Smile a lot.
  • Afraid of ghosts.
  • All services rip off foreigners.
  • Ride elephants.
  • Ride water buffaloes.
  • Deadiest kick boxing.
  • Submissive women.
  • Love Thaksin.
  • Crazy with Monarchy.
  • Crazy Royalists or Lunatics.
  • Conservatives.
  • Lazy.
  • Mismanagement.
  • Trap in Traffic Jam for hours.
  • Kings and Queens are untouchable and they are God-like livings.
  • Coup and Rich lovers.
  • Amazingly very rich and amazingly very poor.
  • Low Class and poor people.
  • Bangkok is like Hong Kong (sorta).
  • Modern Tall buildings.
  • Crazy with Mercedes Benz.
  • Class division based on skin colour, age, amount of money, race, tribe, religion, gender and job position/rank in society.
  • Unaware of discrimination.
  • Without Reasoning.
  • Immature physically and mentally.
  • Being simple.
  • Shy.
  • Confused.
  • Ignorance is common.
  • Mentally undeveloped.
  • Third World.
  • Ageism.
  • Sexism.
  • Xenophobic but sometimes copy and listen too much to foreigners.
  • Low confidence.
  • Women are submissive.
  • Broken English skills.
  • Anti-foreigner sentiment.
  • Use such name-calling of particular ethnic groups included westerners and Japanese.
  • Anti-semitism.
  • Corrupted.
  • Oppressive.
  • Strict old Taboos.
  • Lese Majeste or Legal Harassment or Medieval Witch-Hunt of 21st century.
  • Fascism.
  • Military dictators.
  • Monarchy.
  • Young or dead Democracy.
  • Like South Korea in the 1960's/70's.
  • Torture, Raping and jailing of innocent civilians.
  • No fair election.
  • Military intervention.
  • Undemocratic.
  • Unfair banning of some Political parties.
  • Ousting Prime Ministers and revolutions.
  • Censorship.
  • Violence.
  • Self-interest.
  • Unpredictable people, could be very aggressive and sometimes very calm.
  • Friendly but could be dangerous.
  • Go Go Night Clubs.
  • Prostitution.
  • Looking at foreign country developments as good examples
  • Listen too much to Japanese, Germans, Americans, and Chinese.
  • Many bad cultures still in use.
  • Gambling.
  • Gang Wars.
  • Looking/staring into others face is risky and you could get shot.
  • No free speech or no free expression.
  • Many are still close minded.
  • Anti-colonialism sentiment.
  • Criminals have high rank and rule the country without being punish.
  • Free Kill or die for free.
  • Not very alert.
  • Young boys work, smoke, marry, sell bodies to pedophiles (sex tourists), carry fire arms and get killed by policemen for begging on the streets.
  • Politically unstable/unrest.
  • Paradise for illegal drug dealers and drug users.
  • Paradise for lazy homeless people who could become a monk/buddha, living in temples and asking for food.
  • Only proud of stopping Burmese invasion which became part of Thai nationalism but too lazy to conquer Burma (how funny).
  • Thai Democrats of Thai Democrat Party hates Democracy and they are willing to be pro-monarchy and become military's puppet government.
  • Thai military is meant to defend Monarchy and elite-class ones because they are King's soldiers but they don't defend People's Democracy.
  • Yellow PAD or "Peoples Alliance for Democracy" hates democracy and they are bunch of rich bourgeois, royalist-fascists, and military officials.

Turks

  • Short.
  • Non European, but the European Union invites an Asian member state?
  • Dark, swarthy & hairy.
  • Unibrows.
  • Prideful.
  • Nationalistic.
  • Confused.
  • Arrogant.
  • Affinity for football (they generally suck at it).
  • Smoke water pipes.
  • Play chess and other games in public squares/outdoor cafes.
  • Occasional recreational homosexuality.
  • Occasional pederasty.
  • Hate the Greeks and Armenians passionately (and the whole world).
  • Admire European and Russian women.
  • Especially Russian women.
  • Russian women... Yeah...
  • Love to barbecue lamb.
  • Pretend to be smart.
  • Pretend to be straight.
  • Pretend to be European.
  • Wannabe Arabs.
  • Pirates.
  • Cracks every program's serial numbers.
  • The other white people/meat.
  • Retarded, but brain gets severe damage in school thus not reaching the potential.
  • Hate to be Arabs and wanted to join EU.
  • Wanted to be Europeanize/Westernize more.
  • Having Military to protect secularism constitution/Democracy.
  • Partially Arabic.
  • Illegitimate descendants of Greeks and Mongols.
  • Alla Turk!

Ukrainians

  • Similar to Russians.
  • Hate Russia.
  • Extremely nationalistic.
  • Xenophobic.
  • Backward.
  • Farmers or Peasants.
  • "Gulag" mentality.
  • Mail-order brides, active sex trade.
  • Children put to work at age 10.
  • Crooked politicans.
  • It has Chernobyl.
  • Nostalagic about Soviet-era history.
  • "New Wave" music is in.
  • It's sooooo 1992.

Vietnamese/Vietnam

  • "Gooks".
  • "Charlie".
  • "Chinks".
  • "Yellow people".
  • American troops in the Vietnam war can't tell a "friend" apart from the Viet Cong.
  • Eastern/Oriental/Asiatic mentality.
  • Immature physically and mentally.
  • Millions of them live in Orange County, California, USA alone!
  • Eat dogs and cats.
  • Insane.
  • Cunning, cruel.
  • Small in stature, petite.
  • Wear black pajamas.
  • Excellent tunnel diggers.
  • Nearly hairless.
  • Superstitous, obsessed with luck, avid gamblers.
  • eat noodles.
  • you only meet them when you go to get your nails done.
  • they talk loudly about you in Vietnamese while doing you nails.
  • Can't decide if they like capitalism or communism.
  • Smarter than the French.
  • They booted the French out of colonial power from their land (see also Moroccans, also by Algerians).
  • Ho Chi Minh is their national hero/father figure/god-deity.
  • Ho Chi Minh defeated the French, Americans, Japanese and Chinese.
  • Dumb.
  • Ignorance.
  • Low class.
  • Very Dangerous.
  • Cannot fully trust them.
  • Adopted Chinese culture.
  • Violent.
  • Torture.
  • Hiding in small holes like moles during war.
  • Misguided.
  • Third World.
  • Mentally undeveloped.
  • The Jungles are teeming with wildlife.
  • Shy (esp. the women).
  • Men= "Ma Dam" or "Chi Na Man", women= "War Blide" or "Miss Sai Gon".
  • Both genders= "Viets" and "Nyams".
  • No reasoning.
  • Discrimination.
  • Anti-white/westerner.
  • Xenophobic.
  • Automatically expect western tourists to be Russians so they automatically speak in Russian.
  • Said to be forgiving of enemies (Chinese, Americans, the French, whoever gives them money).
  • Love you long time 5 dolla.
  • Ching Chang Chong.
  • Won't stop moving down under (Australia).
  • Smarter than the Americans and Australians, both got PWND.

Character Class

Remember, there are no such thing as races of people, but we know there are real stupid people who we rather classify as a bunch of sub-human animal pests.

Asian

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Two Asian children engaging in a traditional Martial arts training course

  • Orientals.
  • Above average ability in mathematics.
  • Small stature.
  • Small male genitalia.
  • Glabrescent.
  • Poor eyesight.
  • Gooky mentality
  • Immature physically and mentally
  • Suck at getting laid.
  • Great at producing babies.
  • Are generouse and helpful.
  • Nerdy.
  • Cook good foods.
  • The food may be strange but the texture are awfully familiar as pets or reminds us of a pet.
  • Yellow or brown skinned.
  • Buck teeth.
  • Little or no body hair.
  • They do have much pubic hair.
  • Demure and passive, oppurtunist ,particularly females.
  • Poor driving skills.
  • Obsessed with luck, avid gamblers.
  • Above average musical talent, especially in piano and strings.
  • Affinity for Asian sports cars.
  • Above average ability in martial arts.
  • Patient.
  • Hardworking.
  • Successful.
  • Great builders/makers.
  • Claustrophobia is non-existent with every and any asian.
  • When they come to America, they speak English but can't speak it coLLectRy.
  • Can pass all video games within a matter of minutes, especially The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
  • Own you in any game you can name. Yes, even rock paper scissors.
  • Can only dance in the presence of a video game screen with rising instructions.
  • Produced every product in America (check the "made in China/Taiwan/Japan/Korea/Malysia/Philipines/Vietnam/Singapore" label).
  • Think of every animal as food.
  • Can't be vegetarian (except for Indians)
  • The men are shy ,smart, and nerdy .
  • Above averge ability in ping pong.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • There all Chinese .
  • Very polite .
  • Also called yellow people .
  • All look the same .

Black/African/ African American

  • Bad reputation.
  • Bad grammar, use of Ebonics.
  • Very tall.
  • Larger than average male genitalia.
  • Strong, good runners and athletes. (ex. Running away from cops)
  • Can't swim.
  • Known for AIDS and fail.
  • Made rap music.
  • Made funk music.
  • Made blues music.
  • Made jazz music.
  • Made soul music.
  • Made gospel music.
  • They rap, hip-hop, and they won't stop.
  • They are very good at Basketball and Football and many other sports.
  • The males refer to their respective mates as "Ho's" or "bitches".
  • Tribalism, and emphasis on folk culture.
  • Sexually promiscuous, insatiable.
  • Impoverished.
  • They love eating fried chicken .
  • Sold their African brothers off to slave traders.
  • Myth of extra bone and/or extra tendon in foot (reason for athletic ability).
  • Racial pride.
  • Supertstitious, religious.
  • Black ministers/reverends/pastors in church gospel sermons.
  • They are very good at having sex.(Once you go black you wont go back)
  • The men dont eat pussy and the ladies dont give oral sex for some reason .
  • George W. Bush doesn't care about them.
  • Hostile.
  • have loud noisy sex with lots of screaming and booty-slapping.
  • Blame white people for all their problems/take no responsibility for their lives.
  • Black men are womanizers .
  • talk really loud/yell.
  • they can all dance really well.
  • think all white people are racists (see link below).
  • Hates Jews, Koreans, Hispanics, :insert ethnicity here: for taking away their gains in political power and socio-economics in inner cities.
  • Love fried chicken.
  • Drink Kool-aid, box wine, malt liquor or a mixture of all three.
  • will drive a Cadillac but live in a slum.
  • Excel at being racist towards other races since 1964.
  • Love to drink grape drink made from sugar, water and purple.
  • They are sly and tricky.
  • They love Jewelery.
  • Great at working on plantations.
  • Have big booties.
  • Have thick lips.
  • Have frizzy hair.
  • Enjoy marijuana, heroin, crack cocaine.
  • End conflict with violence.
  • President Barak Obama is BLACK.
  • They waste their money on stupid things like grills, over-sized shoes, flashy clothes, etc.
  • Black men love a ladies with big butts [ex. Sir Mix A-lot song Baby got Back.]
  • Black males have a lust for white women.
  • They're violent .
  • They give bad tips, unless the server was black.
  • They come late to every occasion.
  • Are really loud in movie theaters (especially when watching a scary movie and they think the actors can really hear them).
  • Are the main source of income at KFC.
  • They rather eat at Popeye's.
  • They have pubes on their head.
  • Unreliable.
  • The men are violent, womanizing,and aggressive Thugs .
  • The women are loud, Hostile, promiscuous, viscous and bossy .
  • The majority of people in jail .
  • Compared to monkeys by white racists.
  • "Black is beautiful!"
  • "Wazzup? Yo Brotha'. Word fo'".
  • "Yo' the man, nigga bo'".
  • "Mo' money. Itz bouta benjamins. bling bling. right atch yo'."
  • "All that wit dat bag of chips".
  • Honest.
  • The men date love dating women outside their race so much they don't marry black women anymore.
  • Criminals.
  • Dumb stupid and ignorant.
  • The men prefer Thick, Fat, Curvy woman.
  • The women have "Afroethnic" hairstyles.
  • Discipline their children in public places with belts .
  • High single mom rate.
  • Treated unfairly .
  • black on black crime .
  • Good at fighting .
  • Fight to much .
  • Deadbeat Fathers .
  • Love listing to jazz, gospel, R&B, Soul, Reggae, blues, Hip-Hop and Rap and also funk.
  • Dirty (second most affected group with AIDS after the other white folk).
  • Are insanely jealous of the White mans superiority.

White

  • Think they are superior in every way.
  • Beautiful and attractive.
  • Smarter than Blacks and Hispanics but dumber than Jews and Asians.
  • Racist!
  • Rich and wealthy.
  • point noses.
  • Thin lips.
  • Flat butts.
  • Scared of the Ghetto.
  • Can't dance.
  • Can't jump.
  • Very good at extreme sports.
  • Think they know everything.
  • S shaped spine.
  • Then men love women with blond hair .
  • Have been Presidents of the U.S. until 2008 .
  • Their women lust for black men.
  • The men lust for Asian women.
  • Treat minorities unfairly.
  • Love helping animals.
  • Smell like wet dogs.
  • Can't rap/Eminem.
  • Always early and on time to occasions.
  • Can't discipline their children.
  • Good Grammar;Speaks good English.
  • Wants to take over the world.
  • Already took over the U.S.(Took the Native Americans home.)
  • The men act macho, but aren't in any way.
  • The women act butchy, but get away with cute feminine behavioral traits.
  • Dare Devils .(does stupid things to impress people).
  • When something gets stolen they blame the Black Man.
  • Very Racist but acts nice and quiet around that race group they don't like.
  • Nice people.
  • Believe to have manners or etiquette.
  • Loves making racist jokes when nobody from the opposite race is around .
  • Loves listing to Rock, pop, Ballroom and "classic rap/hip-hop" music.
  • Definitely listens to Country/western (mainly in the Southern US).
  • Does not want their children dating somebody of the opposite race epically Black.
  • Gives minorities cheap pay when they work for them, esp. Hispanics .
  • Hates spicy food except Italians and Cajuns.
  • Arrogant.
  • The Men are conservative, Smart, nice, working and Skaters.
  • The Women are Dumb, naive, snobby, Fashioners and anorexic .
  • The men likes big boobies.
  • The men also prefer slim,thin women.
  • Hate Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians and Muslims.
  • Created the K.K.K. skinheads, the Nazi party and other racist groups .

Hispanics, a.k.a. Latinos

  • The US government created this "race" when in fact they are multi-racial(white, black, red, yellow, the rainbow) people who just speak Spanish or came from Latin America.
  • They are all Mexicans as far as Americans are concerned.
  • 64% of California's population and 20-25% of the U.S. population. Imigration brought another 30 million to the U.S. in the past decade.
  • 66% of the U.S. military.
  • 34% of Texas is Latino, but 80% of the state prisons (even more in Cal.)
  • Golden brown and sexy.
  • Big boobs.
  • Alcholics (not in a good way).
  • Slightly lower intelligence than whites, but higher than blacks.
  • Illegal immigrants.
  • Wetbacks, Beaners, Spics and other ethnic slurs.
  • Can't speak English properly.
  • No speak de Ingles.
  • High teen pregnancy rate.
  • Good music.
  • Good food.
  • Good drugs.
  • Militaristic.
  • Criminality.
  • Enjoy smuggling drugs and getting run over by bulls.
  • ALWAYS partying.
  • Throwing a party for no good reason. (My vaccum cleaner ate a sock. ¡Fiesta!)
  • Very proud of their heritage (but Argentines, Chileans and Uruguayans deny it); nationalistic.
  • Probably mow your lawn (then plant landmines).
  • Probably cook your food (and spit on it) .
  • Gunmen and drug traffickers.
  • Genitalia bigger than whites; fatter asses than whites.
  • Most Hispanic women are actually FAT after they get married.
  • Promiscuous, horny.
  • Latin Lovers.
  • Like to build weapons.
  • drive Mercedes, SUVs, BMW, or more commonly old pickup trucks.
  • hate hispanics from other countries than thiers (i.e. Salvadorans vs. Mexicans, Dominicans vs. Puerto Ricans, Cubans vs. Colombians, Chicanos vs. Tejanos, Surenos vs. Nortenos, etc.)
  • all claim to be descendants of the Aztecs.
  • Very good at dancing .
  • all come from countries with major economies yet barely make enough money to afford ther new Cheby-peekup and 72-inch Sceptre flatscreen.
  • Devoutly Catholic, obsessed with the "Madre de Dios, La Santa Maria de Guadalupe, nuestra mujer virgen".
  • Practice Vodo.
  • Affectionate towards each other .
  • Superstitious.
  • Frequently brag about how great and rich their cultures are.
  • Always talk about how unfair immigration laws are and how much their countries' economies have suffered thanks to American imperialism (whitey bashers).
  • Want to take over the universe.
  • Loud! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! QUE TREMENDO!
  • are all immigrants .
  • all shop at Best Buy, Wal-Mart, K-Mart(Que?-Mart) and Home Depot (Por mi homies).
  • Wal-mart !Abajos Precios! !SIEMPRE!
  • Have lots of kids.
  • Party way too much.
  • All the women wear make-up.
  • All the men have greasy hair.
  • Love Benito Juarez!!
  • Even more love Cesar Chavez.
  • They play soccer and baseball very well.
  • very hairy.[ex. Some of the womens have mustaches.]
  • Shouts "Viva Mexico!!! Viva La Raza!!! Chicano Power!!! Brown Pride!!!"
  • Have their own TV stations in Spanish language. "Esta e...Kah Mam Eeh Xhey...Canal trente-quatro...Los Angeles".
  • There very friendly.
  • THEY LOVE TO PARTY.
  • The men are loud, manly, seductive and act like they are gonna fight.
  • The women are fertile,promiscous,hostile, flirtaous and easy to have sex with .
  • make up most of the street gangs, prision gangs, crime syndicates, and drug cartels.
  • Very friendly.
  • Dislike white people but yet they work for them .
  • Drink Corona and tequila.
  • Lazy (NOT THE LANDSCAPERS).
  • Dirty (H1N1 or SWINE FLU).
  • Treated unfairly in America.
  • Hot-Blooded.
  • Unfaithful spouses.
  • Love eating spicy and grilled food.
  • Threaten to beat up white people when they hear comments about their people (see also Black people).
  • Have more than 10 people living in one house .
  • The men are good at eating pussy and the women give good blowjobs.
  • Hardly any show up in the Coachella Music festival, where the town folk is 95% latino.
  • Don't act American (head down to any barrio).
  • Never assimilated to the all-white "melting pot".
  • Reconquista.

Jews (they are considered a race)

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  • There's no such thing as Jewish stereotypes, because it's all true!
  • Semitic.
  • Convince the world that Anti-Semitism only applies to JEWS (should apply to Arabs also)
  • Believes non-jews are GOYIM (cattle).
  • Not white.
  • But classified as European.
  • Jewishness is passed from the mother.
  • OY VEY!
  • Hold the world record for longest streak of bad luck (since Christianity developed).
  • Autistic Idiot Savants (see also Germans and Japanese).
  • Simultaneously holds all the currency of the world in one place, while the rest of the world circulates fraudulent cash.
  • Obsessed with taking over the the world.
  • Always getting killed off due to trying to take over the world.
  • Parsimonious, desire to amass wealth, Love Money.
  • Run the media.
  • Easily manipulate American minds
  • Larger than average noses.
  • Weakness= NAZIS!
  • CHEAP AS HELL.
  • Their religion don't believe in hell.
  • Nostalgic about the Nazi holocaust.
  • Can't shut up about the holocaust.
  • Evil, their women look like men.
  • Socialists and Capitalists.
  • Communist revolutionaries.
  • Neoconservatives to win support of Republicans to back Israel.
  • Supports US Democratic party.
  • Controls US Republican party.
  • Over-analytical/neurotic, self-defeating and discontented (see Woody Allen).
  • Cry, bitch, moan and whine easily. (see Woody Allen)
  • Too gentle.
  • Nagging mothers.
  • Burn easily.
  • Gas easily.
  • Hassidic and Orthodox Jews make love through a hole in a sheet.
  • Dominant in science and medicine.
  • Megalomaniacal; strive to control/dominate all organized establishments.
  • Consume mostly bagels, seltzer water, deli food.
  • Low sense of Morality.
  • Manipulative and Calculating.
  • Stick to their own kind.
  • Constantly under the threat of genocide.
  • in Soviet Russia, they TRY TO kill Nazis.
  • They have an excellent eye for fashion.
  • Keep necklaces with gold around their necks.
  • Bags of diamonds in their pants pockets.
  • Always in fear of every one else ('cos everyone is trying to kill them.)
  • Way more studpid than any other race or people on earth.
  • Are all from New York City/have Brooklyn accents.
  • Bought homes in Florida, California, Arizona, Nevada and anywhere hot or dry like Israel.
  • They all eat gefilte fish all the time.
  • All of them make really good matzo-ball soup.
  • So called god's chosen people (by christians)
  • They can't marry anyone who's not a Jew or else the order of the universe will be thrown off.
  • They all want to live in Israel/visit Israel/make a pilgrimage to Israel.
  • Love Chinese food.
  • Loves black people.
  • Loves Mexicans.
  • Palestinians hate Israelis (DUH).
  • Hates racism, but portrayed as racists.
  • All come from the same country (why else would they be listed under race?)
  • Often put in ovens.
  • The difference between a Jew and a pizza is a pizza doesn't scream in the oven! (not funny!)
  • ZOG (Zionist Occupational Government).
  • Psychiatrists, doctors, lawyers, bankers and media executives.
  • Historically they were radical leftists, then all of a sudden become neo-cons.
  • Middlemen.
  • Knows how to cut the costs in business ownership.
  • Sensitive to comments about...Jews as Jews.
  • They are well, Jews.
  • Everyone (supposedly) hates Jews.

Gypsies

  • Rather call themselves "Romani", "Romniachal", "Sinti", "Kales" or "Manochee".
  • Dark-skinned.
  • Swedish.
  • Foreign to Europeans, but live in Europe en masse.
  • They travel everywhere, are nomadic.
  • Wagons (but now have mobile homes).
  • In Britain, they steal caravans.
  • Begs in street corners and market squares.
  • Lazy, jobless.
  • Dirty, have disease.
  • Unusual social customs, beliefs, folkways or taboos.
  • Known to drink or do drugs.
  • Known to steal anything.
  • Fortune tellers.
  • Dancers, singers and musicians.
  • Ticket ushers, began the Motion picture industry.
  • Bus drivers, taxi cabbies or horse riders.
  • Second most murdered victims of the Nazi holocaust ("Porajamos").
  • May overpopulate Slovakia, Hungary, Romania and the Czech Republic.
  • Have too many babies.
  • Ugly women wear cloths over head.
  • Old people heads families.
  • Eats from trash bins.
  • Reportedly steals dogs to be eaten.
  • Prone to believe in superstitions.
  • In Britain, "Pikeys" in roadside corner craft booths.

Pacific Islanders

  • BIG, FAT and STRONG.
  • About to drown in the ocean.
  • Are Maori.
  • Naked.
  • Tears down trees by hand.
  • Women have flower reeds on their heads.
  • Surprisingly are dumber than Americans, English, and British.
  • Are usually very very rare and hard to see.
  • Headhunters or cannibals.
  • Many of them play in the NFL (American Football).
  • Some have had no contact with the outside world and wondering why the sea is rising.
  • move to New Zealand, Australia, California, Hawaii, Alaska and New Caledonia.
  • Act like tough gangsters they see on MTV.
  • Compared to monkeys by white European racists.
  • Surfers.
  • Promiscuous.
  • Crazy.
  • descendants from Asians.
  • Look like Africans.
  • think bigger is better.
  • Very happy and friendly.
  • Thinks Fat is beautiful.

Mixed race people

  • Once a stigmatized minority group, they found themselves "trendy" in recent years.
  • Mulattos. (also semiroons, quadroons and octaroons).
  • Mestizos. (see also Mexicans).
  • Amerasians or Eurasians.
  • Blasians.
  • Half-breeds or hybrids.
  • Doesn't play the "race card".
  • Never really identifies with a race.
  • NEVER talk about race with them.
  • But a "passing white" wants to identify with another (non-white) race.
  • Continually hangs out with minority groups because their parents or grand-parents are from that group.
  • If they're half Black they're considered themselves black.
  • If they're mom is White, they can pass as white, mama's boy.
  • They're called Mutts.
  • They're beautiful.
  • Does not know whether they should play basketball or Hockey.
  • Might or not qualify for affirmative action for college admissions and job hiring applications.
  • They all have curly hair.
  • Can still be "Racist"
  • Some have really dark "bowl cut" hair, but got them bright blue eyes and natural light tan skin.
  • Famous Mixed-race/biracial people: Tiger Woods, Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, Lenny Kravitz, Slash the guitarist and Barak Obama.
  • And don't forget Cher (one-quarter-Cherokee), Madonna (converted to Hebrewism), Christina Aguilera (half-Ecuadorian) and Michelle Branch (part-Japanese).
  • you can be part-white and NOT part-black if you inherited a tan skin, but still be biracial.
  • Cant fit in with anybody .
  • Sexual aberration .
  • Confused .
  • Not racist .
  • Also called mulatoo .

Middle Eastern People (polite term for Racially Profiled for Terrorism)

  • They're all Muslims.
  • "Arabs".
  • Turks.
  • Iranians.
  • North Africans (millions live in France now).
  • Even Jews, Greeks and Armenians may fit the profile.
  • Terrorist.
  • Violent.
  • Women wear turbans or veils.
  • Hairy.
  • They get OIL money (Arabs).
  • Hate America.
  • Hate Israel.
  • Semites include Arabs and JEWS (and Syriacs, Assyrians or Chaldeans, whoever they are).
  • Make nuclear weapons.
  • Suicide bombers.
  • Carries knifes, swords or guns.
  • Camel jockeys.
  • Get mixed up with Indian people.
  • Reminds Europeans of Africans.
  • Reminds Americans of Mexicans.
  • Own corner stores.
  • Males have large harry beards.
  • Mustaches and beards.
  • brown skinned.
  • They're Smart .
  • Missile launchers.
  • Drives cars out in the deserts.
  • Lebanese people (sorry Danny Thomas).
  • Kazakhs, Afghans or Uzbeks too.
  • Borat (played by Sasha Baron Cohen).
  • Throws rocks or shoes when insulted .[ex.ask George Bush ]
  • Unclean .
  • Sexy woman .
  • Thick eyebrows .
  • Brown skinned .
  • Hate Jews.
  • Closest relatives to Jews (Semites).
  • Westerners consider them Anti-Semitic (irony).
  • Wear towels on their heads
  • make disgusting food .
  • Rich Sauds love to party (and seen with hot chicks).
  • The women are sexy belly dancers .
  • The men are power-hungry,angry terrorist .
  • Billionaires .
  • religious .
  • wired music .
  • Ride camels .
  • They live in the dessert .
  • Poor .
  • Dirty and smelly .
  • REALLY VIOLENT.
  • Also called the "N" word (see also African American).

Native Americans

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  • They are violent.
  • Hostile.
  • SAVAGES.
  • Alcoholics.
  • NOT ASIANS - well, they look Mongolian.
  • They can talk to animals.
  • rare.
  • Larger genitalia than whites (OH REALLY?)
  • They have weird names.[ex.bear shit, Horse foot, crazy cat, pocohuantis, sleepy snake, eagle cracass, coyote dung, hog head and many more.]
  • They're psychics.
  • They hate white people.
  • They are a near-extinct race.
  • They live in tipi houses.
  • they live in the woods.
  • They're very wise.
  • They know how to hunt wild animals .
  • They wear feathers on their head for hats.
  • Sport team mascot nicknames.
  • Sexiest women! Love that long dark hair, high cheekbones and natural fat body mass. ;-)
  • Create casinos for white people to gamble their money away.
  • Long straight black hair .
  • Secretly control the technology banking and defense industries and not so secretly control gambling
  • Savages.
  • Cant speak English correctly.
  • Ah ug, me want to smoke peace pipe.
  • Me no like white man.
  • Also called red people.
  • Cowboy Killers.
  • Wear feathered hats.
  • Uncivilized.
  • Close to family.
  • Dance around totem poles .
  • Secretly stays in communities around each other .
  • Superstitious.
  • Can't grow facial hair.
  • Nature lovers.
  • Primitive.
  • Wear face painting.
  • Own Casinos.
  • Depressed.
  • Smokers, be it tobacco, marijuana, opium or the good stuff (crack).
  • Lack of clothing.
  • Like to tell stories.
  • Hook noses.
    • Are they a lost tribe of Israel? They may be Jews!

Sexuality

Heterosexuals

  • They're the ones causing over population.
  • They're the ones that bring idiots into this world.
  • Divorce all the time.
  • Complain about the opposite sex all the time.
  • They fuel the war between the sexes.
  • Strongly believe in traditional gender roles.
  • All of them are actually at least somewhat bisexual but they don't admit it.
  • There's waaaay toooo MANY of them!!!!
  • Breeders.
  • Needs condoms/birth control.
  • Can have an abortion on will.
  • see also the other kind of man.

Gays (male)

  • Effeminate.
  • Speak with an annoying nasal, lispy voice.
  • Have great fashion tastes.
  • Love shopping.
  • Promiscuous.
  • Philosophical.
  • Have a close-knit community
  • Cannot sustain a steady relationship.
  • Depressed, suicidal.
  • Worship Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland.
  • Own the legal rights to the word 'fabulous'.
  • Liberal.
  • Protesting for civil rights.
  • Only lives in certain cities like San Francisco, West L.A./Hollywood, NY city's Greenwich Village, Miami/South beach, Philadelphia's Gayberhood, etc.
  • Night clubs, Euro techno and disco.
  • Also were victims of Nazi persecution.
  • French people are portrayed as "Gay".
  • More peaceful than Christians.
  • Wears the pink triangle with pride.
  • Wave the Rainbow flag.
  • Brüno (played by Sasha Baron Cohen).
  • Seen with the Fat Girl.
  • Good dancer .
  • A Female's side-kick .
  • Happy .
  • Quiet around straight people .
  • Skinny .
  • Good at when it comes to dancing and figure skating .
  • Loves shopping .
  • Smart .
  • Non-Athletic .

Lesbians

  • Overly butch.
  • Grows facial hair.
  • Look like they could kick the shit out of you.
  • Act more masculine than ordinary men.
  • Man-haters.
  • P.E or gym teachers.
  • Have a close-knit community
  • Evil.
  • Works in the US government.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Muff divers.
  • Beat you up and take your girlfriend.
  • Can still get pregnant, but by a turkey-baster.
  • Own Children in Youth.
  • Strong.
  • Smart.
  • Teachers, librarians and sign language interpreters.
  • Love sports .

Bisexuals

  • Promiscuous.
  • Deceptive.
  • Can't decide who they prefer, Carol Cleveland or Graham Chapman.
  • Some of them are actually straight, but view bisexuality as more "interesting".
  • Liars.
  • Awkward.
  • Wank too much.
  • Smoke too much.
  • Drink too much.
  • Hypocritical.
  • Hate Communists.
  • Fascist.
  • Wear black or dark grey suits and trench coats all the time.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • In America, dumber than French counterparts.
  • Straight girls looking for attention.
  • Straight guys who are sad about themselves.

Asexuals

  • Very rare.
  • WTF! THEY DON'T LIKE SEX!
  • Where's the fun in that?
  • Useless to the human species.
  • Don't get to enjoy one of the greatest things in life.
  • Enlightened.
  • Nerds fit this category the most.
  • Religious fundies won't fit this category.
  • Enjoys Ass-sex ASSEXUALs.
  • Can't get a date.

Pansexuals (aka Omnisexuals)

  • Will have sex with just about anything.
  • Can say "I've had sex with a tea cup".
  • Like futanari.
  • Think about sex all the time.
  • Is a giver, not a receiver.
  • You would like these,<insert name here>!
  • Usually American though smarter than average Americans.
  • French people, oversexed as they are.
  • Like Rammstein.
  • Watchs Torchwood.
  • Also can't get a date.

Pedophiles

  • Molest, abduct, rape, or otherwise exploit children.
  • Consume and/or produce child pornography.
  • Men are either greasy and middle aged or very well groomed and in their thirties.
  • Women are hot teachers and day care workers.
  • Predominantly male and white.
  • Hang out around playgrounds.
  • Eccentric.
  • Also ephebophiles.
  • Any man who works with children is one.
  • A few women too, like the one middle-aged housewife runs in her underwear whenever boys come to visit "Mrs. Cougar".
  • Keep harems of Cub Scouts.
  • Comprise half the population of Japan.
  • Just plain creepy.
  • The Nazis killed them off, but everyone still hates them.
  • Michael Jackson is their king.
  • Thailand is their Mecca.
  • Elective course at Priesthood University
  • Among the dumbest of Americans.

Zoophiles

  • Rural.
  • Most work in agriculture.
  • Fuck animals.
  • PETA.
  • fetish web sites.
  • Live in places with no available human partners.
  • Sleeps with their pets.
  • Dan Clarke.
  • Corsicans in the island of Corsica.
  • smarter than French people.
  • smarter than Americans.
  • are all furrys.
  • Fight for the right to marry a horse!
  • still enjoy having straight sex with humans (true).
  • Very Creepy.
  • Very kinky .
  • Smart but weired .
  • come out at night .

Necrophiles

  • Creepy!
  • Greasy hair, pale skin.
  • Crazy eyes.
  • Fuck eye sockets.
  • Fuck Intestine.
  • They put the "fun" in funeral.
  • Work as undertakers.
  • Serial Killer.
  • Socially withdrawn.
  • Can raise dead.
  • Like Edward Cullen.
  • As stupid as Americans.
  • Like Rammstein.
  • Stephenie Meyer and all teenage girls who read Twilight.

TransSexuals/Transgendered people

  • "That dude looks like a lady".
  • "She's a...was a lady".
  • "Oh no, my wife? No, I was married to a man!"
  • Has gender-reassignment surgery.
  • Gender confused.
  • Women who resemble men in physio-anatomical terms.
  • Mustached women in dresses? or Men who prefer to look feminine?
  • Cross-dressers.
  • Unable to use a woman's (or man's) restroom.
  • "Fruits", has balloons inside his bra.
  • Watch it. He has a purse.
  • Strange & socially outcasted.
  • Actually hang out in "strip clubs".
  • Russian call girls (formerly dudes).
  • Malayan guys dress, act or talk like girls.
  • A "pregnant man" had babies, he (er, she) lives in Oregon.
  • Androgynes.

Pregnophiles

  • Men (and some women) are into women already pregnant.
  • Why not? They are already "knocked up"?
  • Wants to rub their BIG bellies.
  • Turned on by their HUGE breasts.
  • Love 'em WIDE butts too.
  • Desires sexual intercourse with them.
  • At least the woman is the mood (hormones).
  • Don't really care about the woman's unborn.
  • Hangs out in maternity dress stores and prenatal health clinics.
  • Internet web sites of Pregnant ladies either naked or in lingerie.
  • Even more web sites of anime hentai drawings of pregnant girls (i.e Haruhi, Kagome of Inuyasha, Naruto, Sailor Moon, etc.)
  • Youtube: Childbirth vid. clips available.
  • Not included: Husbands who love their wives with child.
  • Creepy, huh?

Polyamorous

  • Another way to be bigamous.
  • Act like a "sister wife" or a "co-husband".
  • Don't value a marriage.
  • Claim to be ethical.
  • "Mutual partners".
  • "It's called cheating when you rule it out".
  • Women: Easy or Slutty.
  • Men: Deadbeat or Chauvinistic.
  • Love to make children with/from/by their other partners.
  • "Breeders".
  • Dirty.
  • Unfateful.
  • Sickening.
  • Immoral.
  • Creepy.
  • Just plain weird.

Porn Addicts

  • Fourty years or older.
  • Live in their mothers basement.
  • Have dirty hands.
  • Always smoke and never shave.
  • Can be smelled from a mile away.
  • Nerds, dorks or geeks.
  • "Brazilian Fart queen" fans.
  • Most Americans.
  • Not Smarter than the French.

British Regional Stereotypes

English

  • Laugh at the Welsh.
  • Hate the French.
  • Hate Americans.
  • Hate the Scottish.
  • Hate the Irish.
  • Hate the Germans.
  • Hate the EU (and will NEVER use the €uro).
  • Hate the weather.
  • Drink tea and play croquet all the time.
  • Cool, calm and suave, like James Bond.
  • Shy around strangers.
  • Acts snotty or "proper".
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Dont have TV instead they sit around a picture of the queen and watch it while listening to the BBC Home Service for hours.
  • All wear bowler hats (male).
  • All stay at home mothers (women).
  • All children like those on mary poppins (children)
  • John Cleese.

Scottish

  • Think they're a nation.
  • Have their own money (Pounds issued by the Royal Scotland Bank).
  • Sort of hate the English, even though they are culturally and genetically identical.
  • Hate the Welsh.
  • Hate Americans.
  • Kinda hate the Irish, but have much in common.
  • Invented just about everything.
  • Wear skirts.
  • Drink whisky and play the bagpipes all the time.
  • Speak with a burrrrrl.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Wealthiest people in America (True).
  • Graeme Garden (yeah, a true Scotsman).
  • Tony Blair (nope, he's Irish and a Catholic).
  • Paul McCartney (nope, he's from Liverpool).
  • Very hard to tell the difference between the Scots and everyone else in the British Isles.

Welsh

  • Think they're a nation too.
  • Can't, refuse to speak or will not learn English, they speak Cymraeg, a pretend language that involves spitting on nearby listeners.
  • Hate the English.
  • Hate the Scottish.
  • Hate Americans.
  • Love sheep (more than women).
  • Like to think they have the world's best singers, actors, comedians and hottest women.
  • Stole all their culture from Scotland.
  • Descendants of Iberians/Spaniards who settled there many eons ago.
  • Prince of Wales PWNed them.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • All live in the vallieeeeeeees.
  • Coal miners.
  • Celtic Revival members.
  • Most live in Argentina.
  • And the rest in West Virginia.

Northern Irish

  • Are like Irish, but less subserviant.
  • Fight over politics and religion.
  • Terrorism (See IRA).
  • Half are separatist idiots.
  • The other half are unionist idiots.
  • Enjoy starving themselves to death.
  • Enjoy messing up Uncyclopedia articles with Irish republican crap.
  • The Protestant and Catholic Irish are really very much alike!

Overseas Territories

  • Channel Islands, Isle of Men and Gibraltar.
  • Cornwall (don't refer it to as part of Britain!)
  • Are all cannibals.
  • Dont know they have been conqured or have a Queen.
  • Micronations such as Sealand and New Sealand.

U.S. Regional Stereotypes

New Yorkers

  • Rude.
  • Selfish.
  • Pushy.
  • Don't know, don't care attitude.
  • Urban professionals.
  • European American, Puerto Rican, Italian, Jewish, irish or African American .
  • Always in a hurry.
  • Corrupt politicians.
  • Loud.
  • Speaks Brooklynese.
  • Uses foul language regularly.
  • Low-class attitude.
  • Street thugs, drug pushers, homeless people, purple-haired freaks and window washers (vagrants run around with squeegee windshield wipers).
  • John Rocker gets pwned by Rudy Giuliani.
  • Consider themselves better than the rest of the country, which they are.
  • Not Smarter than Americans, French people or any nationality.

Southern Californians

May also apply for Northern Californians, Southwesterners and Floridians.

  • The "Paris Hilton" type.
  • Rich, moneyed, privileged and affluent.
  • The ones who work are yuppies.
  • Valley Girl, surfer, gang member, or movie star.
  • Superficial and shallow.
  • Once seen as "laidback" and "sun-kissed" in an utopian paradise (L.A. then), now a bunch of anxiety-ridden sensational people always hyped about life is hell (L.A. now).
  • Has gone through several plastic surgeries.
  • Spends hours in traffic.
  • Health conscious, often a vegetarian.
  • Mansions on hillsides or by the beach.
  • Looks happy or enchanted (under antidepressants or good meds).
  • Where men are girls and girls are men.
  • all the women have fake boobs.
  • all the women never get fat.
  • all the women dye their hair platinum blond.
  • all the women are overdefensive and will sue any man crossing their path.
  • all the women are hot, and horny all the time for anybody who's interested.
  • all the good-looking men are actors looking for work and all the fat ugly men are producers working in the porn industry.
  • Very few whites left in the state (38 million non-whites vs. 5 million.)
  • Whites are two generations removed from white trash (Okies) and those who used to be not considered white (Armenians), but now richer than local whites.
  • Everyone who's not white is a gang member.
  • Hates Mexicans, but hires them to work in their yards every morning.
  • Hates Asians, but willing to kiss Japanese managers' asses at work.
  • HATES BLACK PEOPLE, or you won't have the 1992 L.A. riots.
  • Oppose the war in Iraq.
  • Liberal or neoliberal.
  • Dumb, like for sure.
  • Loves to live in a DESERT (HOT!)
  • Wear ridiculously expensive sunglasses.
  • San Diego is the conservative side of California, not to find west coast liberals (see San Francisco).
  • Gets into eastern religions or does meditation.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Dumber than Northern Californians.

Southerners

  • rely hrd to un'drstand when spekin.
  • Owns a rifle.
  • Racist.
  • Sexist.
  • Inbred.
  • Christian Fundie.
  • Westboro Baptist Church.
  • No teeth.
  • Always wear wifebeaters, shorts, and flip-flops.
  • Really nice and friendly; will let you stay at their houses.
  • Religious fanatic.
  • Think that anything above the Mason Dixon Line is evil.
  • Hate each other more than they hate northerners.
  • Would like you to meet their mother and their aunt...she's a nice lady.
  • Proud to be known as the Conservative States of America!
  • Extreme right wing.
  • Homophobic.
  • Irrational fear of "Liberal communists", "Secular atheists" and "Islamic terrorists".
  • Klan members.
  • still pissed they lost the Civil War (those that actually admit it's over).
  • drink tea and lemonade on their porch rocking chairs all afternoon.
  • All fat and poor.
  • Lives in trailers and mobile homes.
  • Louisiana is primarily French.
  • Not smarter than French people.
  • Not smarter than Americans.
  • Smarter than Northerners and West Coast people though.
  • Will date their first cousin, occasionally step-sisters.
  • Worship NASCAR.
  • Preferred transportation is a 70's Ford Pick-up truck, and must be rusted, smoke beltching, 'off-road package', and the Confederate flag in rear window.
  • Talk like they have a 5 pound cock (as in, a piece of fried chicken) in their mouth.
  • Kids play banjos on river bridges like in the movie Deliverance.

Floridians

See also Southern Californians.

  • Put on a coat, hat, gloves, boots, and a scarf when it's 40 degrees out.
  • Live on the beach.
  • Have thick, brown, leathery skin from being out in the sun way too much.
  • Horrible drivers!
  • All originally from the Northeast.
  • Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!
  • Always sweaty.
  • Twenty five percent are 85 years or older.
  • Grow pot in their backyard.
  • All old people.
  • Have trouble reading butterfly ballots.
  • All have pet gators in their bathtub.
  • All have their own theories regarding the origin of Lovebugs.
  • Listen to Jimmy Buffet.
  • Constantly saying: "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
  • they all live in trailers on welfare and only moved to Florida since it was the nicest place they could think of.
  • Miami is a city full of Cubans, Darkies, Jews, Gays, Yuppies and WASPs.
  • North Florida (See also Southerners).
  • "Florida Crackers".
  • "Conch republic".
  • Wrestle gators with their bare hands.
  • Cubans are smarter than them.
  • Not Smarter than French people.

Texans

See also Southerners.

  • Owns a ranch.
  • Cowboys.
  • Dallas Cowboys fans.
  • Overmasculinity.
  • Speaks with a twang.
  • Have names like "Hightower".
  • Think they could survive as their own country.
  • Very racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, antisemitic and anti-Hispanic.
    • Correction: Half the state is Hispanic (still hires them for work), their politicians support the state of Israel (the Biblical prophecy) and are supporters of Sarah Palin for president (she lost though).
  • Host very large cookouts.
  • Also known as hilbillies.
  • Eats Rocky Mountain Oysters.
  • Country-western music.
  • Most likely has a horse or a dog tied up somewhere.
  • Megachurches, Republicans like "Dubya" and BIG OIL.
  • Not Smarter than French people.
  • Not Smarter than Americans.

Midwesterners

  • Comfortable in sub-zero weather.
  • Only people who can talk straight.
  • Small town folk.
  • Farmers.
  • Love beer, brats & kraut.
  • Consider Chicago a foreign country.
  • Passive-agressive pussies that you can push around but they'll talk behind your back about it afterwards
  • Consider Lake Michigan the 5th ocean.
  • Males have a very large heads.
  • Males are more burly than Harrison Ford.
  • Females are also genrally burly.
  • Females are frigid, except for the "Farmers' daughters".
  • Wisconsin sports fans & Minnesota sports fans kill each other in the mezzanine level.
  • Minnesota and Wisconsin have declared war on each other, Illinois is neutral.
  • Indiana declares war on Illinois when nobody is looking.
  • Michigan and Ohio, Iowa and Missouri, and the Dakotas want to go to war again at each other for a strip of land.
  • Smarter than Southerners.
  • Smarter than New Yorkers.
  • Smarter than Californians.
  • Ya, yoo betcha.
  • Smarter than every other type of person.

Northwesterners (Washington & Oregon Natives)

See also Californians.

  • Extremely Liberal but on the coastal areas.
  • Inland Empire areas are extremely Conservative.
  • Always drinking coffee or latte.
  • Shop at Co-ops.
  • Pacifists.
  • Anti-globalization protests.
  • Ride public transportation daily.
  • Frequently dumpster diving.
  • Wear sandals with socks year-round.
  • Listen to NPR.
  • Pale from lack of sun exposure.
  • Refer to spouses as "My Partner" even if they're straight.
  • Flannel Shirts & Grunge Music.
  • Grows good pot.
  • High rate of unwed mothers (all races), illegitimacy.
  • all the women are butchy lesbians.
  • Techno-savvy computer nerds.
  • Canada is next door, better than Mexico.
  • Smarter than the "Leftist" French.
  • Smarter than the average American.

Alaskans

  • Cold climate and I do mean COLD.
  • Drink all day, all night.
  • Cabin fever (they live in log cabins).
  • Crazy old men (antisocials).
  • Eskimos & Injuns everywhere.
  • Isolated from the whole world.
  • Fishing, hiking and outdoor stuff.
  • Seal clubbin'.
  • Ice fishing.
  • Moose hunting (love them moose chili, duncha know).
  • Sarah Palin is queen...ya, yoo betcha.
  • Hockey moms.
  • Quick...to the Snowmobile.

U.S. Ethnic Stereotypes

African Americans

See also African and Black.

  • Most of them are not average, middle-class citizens.
  • Are poor, relegated to the ghetto/projects/slums; drug-dealing and live off welfare checks.
  • "Deadbeat dads".
  • Disproportianately high number of Single moms.
  • high rate of out-of-wedlock births.
  • Not Reliable.
  • Enjoy rap music among other genres.
  • Enjoy soul, R&B, 1950's rock, 1920's jazz and hip-hop. All these generes have proved to be highly profitable in the white-dominated American music industry.
  • Are street thugs, criminals, angry young men, Violent, Aggresive and in prisons.
  • Some are fantastic cooks; famous for Soul Food (which leads to obesity and heart failure).
  • Supposedly hypersexual; larger-than-average male genitalia.
  • dependent on militant liberals.
  • Good athletes (especially basketball).
  • low intelligence and academic ability.
  • bad work ethic, hard-workers during the time of slavery.
  • Categorized by full noses, thick lips, full-figured women, and corporal punishment.
  • a wide variety of racial and discriminatory terms are used against them including-
    • Nigger (most offensive term).
    • Negro (no longer acceptable).
    • Colored (also no longer acceptable).
    • People of Color (only when used by black people themselves).
    • Racist against whites,Mexicans and other Blacks like Haitians .
    • Accuse everybody for being racist .
    • Use street slang .
    • Alpha-Nigger aka. the strongest black in jail.
    • Slaves (hung from a tree).
    • Oreo (used by blacks accusing other blacks of "acting" white).
  • Females are big and usually curvy.
  • They dance really well.
  • Not well-groomed.
  • Shops in run-down, discount stores.
  • When they move to an all-white neighborhood, they ruin it and turn it into the ghetto.
  • Horrible on IQ tests.
  • Waste there money on foolish things.
  • big booties.
  • They hate white people .
  • violent.
  • Hostile .
  • The males are womanizers.
  • The men are farther of different children of different ladies .
  • Racist .
  • The ladies are promiscuous and sassy and hostile .
  • Treated unfairly in America .
  • All voted for Barack Obama .
  • Refer to each other as Nigga .
  • Easily offened .
  • Discipline their kids by beating their ass with belts or other objects .
  • Loves to make Momma Jokes .
  • Most people in America are scarred of them .
  • The Ladies wear fake hair in there hair called weaves .

Chinese Americans

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  • Dominate the laundry and dry cleaning services.
  • Found working in Chinese food and eateries.
  • Good at school, Large presence in Colleges.
  • Always walk quickly and in straight lines.
  • Live in a Chinatown.
  • A large number of college students in Cal. State, Univ. of Cal. and Stanford are Chinese, the rest are other Asian.
  • Cannot drive well.
  • When speaking Engrish, leprace arr r's with l's and l's with r's.
  • Naturally smarter than "real" Americans.
  • See also Japanese Americans (the ones who were interned in WWII), Korean Americans (the ones who eat kimchi not chop suey or sushi), Filipinos, Thais, and any other Asians.

Cuban Americans

  • Believe they are the superior race.(aka amphibious pick-up trucks)
  • Typically float to America by raft or broken door.
  • Those Cubans that came to America before the 70's and 80's believe they are better than the newer breed of Cubans coming to Miami.
  • Call each other 'cabron', 'comemierda', 'hijo de puta', among other insulting phrases that are not meant to be taken as insults.
  • Large concentration in Florida, especially Miami.
  • Usually wealthier than other Hispanics in the U.S.
  • Hate Fidel Castro, but send money to their relatives back in Cuba.
  • Love to dance, love clubbing/night life.
  • Superficial and arrogant.
  • Speak "Spanglish".
  • Make up rather creative insults/expressions that make absolutely no sense once translated into English. (i.e. I'm short on money: "estoy comiendo un cable"- "I'm eating a cable").
  • Like to live in groups, hence the reason so few ever leave Miami.
  • Are extremely racist.
  • Loud and insane.
  • Are all Republicans and believe anyone who isn't is really a Communist.
  • Are paranoid and will attack if they think you're a Communist.
  • Are at least an hour late to everything (also known as "Cuban time").
  • Most of them live in Miami the poor ones live in hiealeah the upper class ones live in miami lakes .
  • Think they are the supeiror race of hispanics .

European Americans

See white people.

  • Majority of the people in America (except California).
  • Dumb.
  • Lazy.
  • Happy :-D
  • Racist, but acts PC when they come across a non-white.
  • Rich or wealthy.
  • Live in the suburbs.
  • Cant discipline their children.
  • Hate Jews, Asians, Blacks and Hispanics .
  • Think they're the Superior race.
  • Likes to go in church every Sunday.
  • Nice...to those of their kind.
  • Love making racist jokes.
  • Love listing to Rock and pop and country music .
  • No rhythm.
  • Flat bootys.
  • Men don't grow facial hair (and bold fast).
  • Women have fake boobs (and gets fat).
  • beautiful and attractive.
  • Non-athletic.
  • not cool.
  • the women are happy, dumb, nice, fashionable and emotional.
    • Except in the NOW and in US government.
  • They do the right thing to control America.
  • Thin women .
  • Good at extreme sports .
  • Think they know everthing .
  • Always early or on time to Occasions .
  • Scared of the Ghetto .
  • Cracka,Hoonkies,their racist slurs .
  • Have it made .

German Americans

  • Another bunch of ethnic German volk.
  • Largest ethnic group in USA.
  • Whiter than anyone (except WASPs).
  • Concentrated in Chicago, Cincinnati and St. Louie.
  • Heavy-set with mustaches (not the Chaplin kind, he's English).
  • Has a grandparent from the old country.
  • Loves to drink beer, eats liverwurst & sauerkraut.
  • Happy, optimistic.
  • Polka beat music.
  • Oktoberfests in the Midwest.
  • About 5 million Americans can speak German.
  • Had to stop being German so much due to the two world wars and the cold war.

Greek Americans

  • See above list for Greeks; see also My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
  • Tend to own diners, bars and restaurants (especially Greek restaurants).
  • Live in close knit, family/church based communities.
  • Darker-looking than the perceived "Grecian" or white Aryan prototype.
  • Children have to marry other Greeks, or parents will die of shame.
  • Tend to use "catch phrases".
  • Loud, lively, passionate, emotional and family-oriented (see Italians).
  • Cook a lamb every Easter (about 11 days later than our Easter).
  • Know (or are related to) every other Greek in town.
  • Loud to the point of annoying all around.
  • Inability to conceptualize how their personality comes across to others.
  • Dislike being associated with Italians in any way.
  • Hate Turkish Americans passionately.
  • Spray Windex on everything.
  • Males (& lesbians) would love to fuck Maria Menounos.
  • Hates Turks (see also Armenians).
  • Proud to be Greeks even they are Americans.
  • Hummus! (not Greek).
  • OPA! (very Greek).
  • Smarter than French people.

Irish Americans

  • See above list for the Irish.
  • Deeply religious (as you have no idea...).
  • Males suffer from the "Irish Curse" of big genitalia and no contraception.
  • Majority personnel of police forces and fire departments.
  • Patriotic to both the U.S. and Eireann.
  • Politically active in both the Republican and Democrat parties.
  • Political influence (racketeering, corruption).
  • Unfriendly to later immigrants - seen as taking jobs from Irish Americans.
  • Host large drunken parades on Saint Patrick's Day.
  • Hates Britain and supports the IRA in Northern Ireland.
  • Hates Gays, Jews and blacks (won't leave them alone in Irish holidays, communities and parades).
  • Loves Italians, Poles and Latinos (all are Catholic).
  • Smarter than French people, but loves the French too (they gave us guns).

Italian Americans

Italian-American

Typical Italian-American guy in Atlantic City Beach, New Jersey.

  • Involved in organized crime (the Mafia).
  • Often in relation to restaurants (pizzerias, delicatessens, catering halls), casinos, construction/concrete/contracting, auto repair, plumbing, ect.
  • Consumes pasta.
  • Consumes pizza.
  • Consumes anything else Italian.
  • Organ grinders.
  • Employed in blue-collar jobs.
  • Working class or poor (more true with the Bronx).
    • Oops my bad, most of them are yuppies or the "new rich".
  • Mostly found in Brooklyn, Staten Island, the Bronx (or New York in general) as well as other Little Italys (South Philly, Baltimore, North End Boston) and fight with mobs from Chicago or wherever I-talians live in.
  • Great movie material (threatened Hollywood).
  • Fonzie from Happy Days ("Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......).
  • Thousands of cousins, brothers, sisters, uncles...i.e. big families.
  • Olive or brown-skinned.
  • Greasy.
  • Burly, hirsute.
  • Men have bushy eyebrows, overbite lips and big chins.
  • Women are flirty, gaudy and "exotic".
  • Affinity for sports cars and fake gold jewelry.
  • Tracksuits, leather jackets, sleeveless beaters (ie "Guinea Ts"), suits, cigars and in the 1930's: Fedoras and zoot suits.
  • Widely lynched in New Orleans "uprising" in the 1890s.
  • Pompadours.
  • Latin Lovers.
  • Irritable, easily offended, violent.
  • Street ruffians and thugs.
  • Gangsters and mafiosi.
  • Vulgar tastes.
  • Curse a lot, especially in Italian.
  • Affinity for dance halls and night clubs.
  • Mama's boys.
  • Drink wine A LOT.
  • Remain with parents well into adulthood, perhaps entire life.
  • All married males have a mistress, plus "a little something on the side".
  • Compared to blacks.
  • Smarter than Americans.

Japanese Americans

  • DO NOT call them Japanese.
  • Call themselves by generation: Issei, Nissei, Sansei, etc.
  • Have parents or grandparents interned during the war.
  • They fought in the US armed forces a lot harder in WWII.
  • Farm company owners in California or any Western state.
  • Love baseball, but don't get drafted in the big leagues for some reason.
  • Hates other Asians, esp. the Koreans moving near them.
  • Always marry partners outside their race.
  • SMARTER than White Americans.
  • Considered "white" ... sort of.
  • Gets easily offended about being portrayed as "smart".
  • Mellow, withdrawn or asocial.
  • Depressed, unemotional.

Korean Americans

  • Don't confuse them with Chinese.
  • Many are immigrant or children of immigrants.
  • Weird alphabet.
  • Proud of their heritage.
  • Hate Japanese and Japanese American.
  • Hates black people more than white people ever do.
  • Targets of physical hate crimes/ attacks.
    • That's why they also shoot others in the school.
  • Always marry Koreans or Korean American.
  • Into fast cars or stylish types like Kias or Corollas.
  • Hip-hop gangster wannabees.
  • Usually live near Barrios, but stay away from Ghettos.
  • Racist.
  • Sexist.
  • Cheap.
  • Work ethic.
  • Smarter than White, Black or other Asian Americans.
  • Conservative, due to hatred of communism.

Mexican Americans

  • See above list for the Mexicans.
  • See also Cubans and Puerto Ricans.
  • Mexican Americans try to be more Mexican than the Mexicans (they hafta learn Spanish at school), and more American than the Americans (they try to dye their hair, bleach their skin less brown and make their brown eyes "blue").
  • Don't like to be called Mexicans (they are er...Latino, Hispanic, Chicano, Tejano, La Raza, Spanish or what the hell they wanna be called now).
  • Get called "Beaners" a lot, sometimes "greasers" and also "taco benders".
  • Affinity for beans, tacos and salsa.
  • Control the southwest United States
  • eat food wrapped in foil.
  • Wearing of sombreros.
  • Men wear one set of farm/ranch uniform clothes.
  • Own Asian restaurants for some reason.
  • They're brown.
  • "THEY TOOK OUT JABS!"
  • Don't eat (in contrast to real authentic Mexicans).
  • Often takes naps.
  • Drive Tanks.
  • Take the bus alot.
  • Religious.
  • Virgin Mary idols, paintings and symbols.
  • Drive SUVs.
  • Buy houses in Los Angeles and paint them hot pink.
  • Affinity for low riding cars.
  • Affinity for auto repair, and car accidents.
  • Illegal immigrants, "wetbacks".
  • Are violent yet polite.
  • Gang members.
  • Teen pregnancy rates.
  • Often employed as gardeners or farm workers.
  • Construction workers.
  • Do jobs most white and Black Americans will not do.
  • Most of the kids are computer nerds or Emos.
  • Can't speak English, but can speak "Spanglish" (see also Cuban Americans).
  • Mexican American Spanish isn't really Spanish.
  • Kids are either Punks, Gangsters, Emos, Psychobilles, fat nerds, or skinny militarists.
  • Love education; go to night school; take Spanish; Get a "B".
  • First names like "Franky" and "Pepe", or "Patty" or "Chela".
  • Hot girls.
  • Traditional parents don't want their girls marry Anglos but Germans are o.k. for some reason.
  • Family weddings, gatherings and fiestas.
  • Watch wacky game shows and Mexican government propaganda channels.
  • Work at McDonalds or other fast food joints.
  • Fight against blacks over jobs, turf and political power (esp. Black-Latino gang feuds and demographic changes in formerly all-Black-now Hispanic neighborhoods).
  • Likes but conflicts with Koreans, Filipinos, Iranians and Pakistanis.
  • Dislikes other Latinos: Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Salvadorans or Chileans.
  • Mexican American political activists are also anti-Semites (see African Americans) but are Indian wannabes (see Cherokees).
  • all the women have black hair and wear lots of make-up.
  • all the men gel their hair within an inch of its life - preferably straight up or straight back.
  • like to pick strawberries and work in fields.
  • Sell oranges, peppers or Chiclets.
  • They are educated yet many fail for unknown reasons.
  • Form 25% of the U.S. population.
  • Form 75% of the populations of California and Texas.
  • Form 60% of the U.S. military.
  • Form 98% of the border patrol and US customs.
  • Men have an unquenchable thirst for white women.
  • Only like two things: sex and more sex.
  • Don't like birth control pills nor condoms.
  • Are now the racial majority in California.
  • Once were the racial majority in...New Mexico.
  • Used to get lynched much like blacks in Texas.
  • Couldn't vote in Arizona until World War II.
  • Zoot suiters and the "Zoot suit riots".
  • Have their own TV stations in Spanish language. "Esta e...Kah-Mam-Eeh-XHey...Canal trente-cuatro...Los Angeles".
  • Dim-Witted .
  • Promiscuous and horny.
  • Wash, rake, clean and work like the dickens.
  • Refer to each other as Esa or Holmes .
  • Love watching Chicken fights .
  • Lazy (Mexicans work, not Chicanos).
  • The women are chubby,plump and fat .

Native Americans, American Indians, American Aboriginals, First Nations or Red Indians

  • Cherokees.
  • Oklahomans.
  • Depressed.
  • Lost tribal heritage.
  • Alcoholism.
  • Drug addiction.
  • Feathers, war bonnets, war paint.
  • Indigent.
  • Also known as "First Nations" in Canada.
  • Own only 3% of the U.S.
  • Often owns casinos (Indian casino).
  • Off-the-rez Indians are just as ghetto.
  • Hostile.
  • Welfare, single moms, public housing.
  • Fat kids, claims high obesity rates are "genetic".
  • Descended from Asian people.
  • Highly mixed up with Black people.
  • Doesn't like White people.
  • Particularly spiritual; noble savage.
  • Environmentalist.
  • Spiritual.
  • Sagacious elderly.
  • An extinct race.
  • Wise (but perceived as dumb too).
  • Women are even wiser.
  • Often live on reservations.
  • Print their own money.
  • Militant, but unable to fight back.
  • Walk around in jeans and cowboy boots and cowboy hats in silent stoicism.
  • Perverse fondness for wild animals.
  • Long dark hair with headbands.
  • Unable to grow beards (some are able to have mustaches).
  • Don't show emotions, without expression.
  • Talks English in a slow, monotone, robotic or syllabic accent.
  • Most likely a white guy with an identity crisis, while actual Native Americans will not boost they are "Indians" to gain sympathy.
  • Affluent Indians were the ones adopted by white families.
  • "Not civilized".
  • Able to talk with animals, plants, rocks, winds and streams.
  • Clannish to their ethnic-tribal kin.
  • Became Christian, but secretly worship their pagan idols.
  • Smokes peyote in rituals, cigarettes in church service.
  • Navajo? Hopi? Zuni? Pueblo? whatever Rain dances.
  • Loves country-rock music.
  • Aboriginal Canadians are favorite targets by the Royal Canadian Mounted police, shoot one and stuff "it" in the trunks of their police cars.
  • Smarter than modern Americans.
  • SAVAGES.

Norwegian Americans

  • See above list for the Norwegians, Swedes, Danes and Finns.
  • Mostly live in Minnesota, North Dakota & Wisconsin (upper midwest).
  • Canadians.
  • Alaskans.
  • Devout Lutherans.
  • Attend pot-luck suppers.
  • Eat Lutefisk & Kippers frequently.
  • Guilt obsessed.
  • Norwegians & Icelanders proud they got to America before the Italians & Spanish, and definitely the French.
  • Love the Hockey, eh'.
  • Talk like Sheriff Marge Gunderson in the Coen Brothers film Fargo.
  • Conservatives (very, except not for Utah).
  • Democrats (Minnesota always appears "blue" on US electoral maps).
  • Socialists (sorta, unlike in Scandinavia, were there full blooded commies).
  • Say Uff'Da when annoyed.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Sarah Palin?
  • Yah, yoo Betcha.

Polish Americans

  • See above list for Poles.
  • More Poles in Chicago than in Warsaw.
  • Labor union members.
  • Blue Collar (see also Italian Americans).
  • Devoutly Catholic (see also Irish Americans).
  • Hefty, big guys with mustaches (see also German Americans).
  • Always Smoking.
  • Love To Smoke.
  • Smell Like Smoke.
  • Big sports fans.
  • Love to drink beer, and eat kiełbasa (esp. when watching football).
  • Polka songs in family reunions and social gatherings (i.e. Polishfests).
  • Used to hearing lots of Polish jokes.
  • "Poles, they really stick together".
  • Perception as traditional blue collar Catholics.
  • Mike Ditka considered a national hero.
  • Actually are smart, compared to Poles in Poland is another matter.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Smarter than French people.

Southern Confederate Americans

There's no such thing, see Southerners, Baptists, Conservatives, White People and Poor people for information about this nationality under occupation since 1865.

Vietnamese Americans

  • Loyal Americans.
  • Boat people.
  • Found in colleges, doctors offices and nail salons.
  • Excellent students.
  • Suspicious of non-Viets.
  • Fishermen.
  • Some problems with youth gangs.
  • Evil (but most seen as the "Good" Asians).
  • Many employed as manicurists and hair stylists.
  • Petite females considered sexually desirable.
  • In conflict with Hispanics (California), white hicks (Gulf Coast) and blacks (East Coast), but over time everyone wants the Vietnamese around.
  • A million of them live in Orange County, California alone in "Little Saigon".
  • 99-cent stores.
  • Lovable ladies.
  • They talk funny.
  • OOOH YEEH, OH KAY. HE LOOKA LIKA MAN. YOU YOU YOU LOOKA LIKA MAN TOO.
  • Can not speak Eng Lish, just the Vi Et Nam Ese Lang Guage.
  • Ching Chong Chang.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Smarter than French people.

WASP Americans

See also British and Jews.

  • Fanatical Republican supporters.
  • Secretly for the Democratic party.
  • Extremely Pale.
  • Bland, boring.
  • Hate Catholics.
  • Hate Jews.
  • Hate any other religion (not quite like radical Islamists).
  • Hate American Indians, but finds it fashionable to be "1/100th".
  • Hate "Okies" and Southerners, but these two have much in common.
  • New Englanders, pretend to be "Progressives".
  • San Francisco, pretend to be "Liberals".
  • Yuppies.
  • Stock market investors.
  • Dislike and afraid of ethnic people and minorities.
  • Favor Gin & Tonics over other drinks, call them G&Ts.
  • Send their kids to prep schools.
  • Protestant, but not religious.
  • Wealthy, but don't like to show off their wealth.
  • Tendency towards being inbred (see also Southerners).
  • Claim to have at least one ancestor from the Mayflower.
  • College fraternities.
  • Tendency towards preppy clothes and hairstyles.
  • Tendency to have a superior or patronizing attitude to their "lessers".
  • Tendency to look to Britain, New York or Hollywood.
  • Buy non-American (European) luxury items.
  • The "waspiest" speak with Connectthedots "lockjaw".
  • Adults sound like babies when they talk "down" on others.
  • Named Graham or Buffy.
  • Wives all dress like First Ladies.
  • Live in Connectthedots.
  • Live in Long Island for the summer at "the Hamptons".
  • Corduroys and LLBEans.
  • BMWs, Lexus and Acuras.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Not smarter than French people.

Australia Ethnic Stereotypes

Italians

  • Pasta on the barbie.
  • Bella Coffee.
  • (How they say Mate) Maaaaattteee!!!
  • Large Families.
  • nuh........ nuh.
  • Men dress in black leather jackets.
  • Fat but lovable ladies.
  • when angry they go into a spasm cursing in Italian.
  • Mainly Albanians, Sicilians and Maltese, not ITALIANS.
  • The first WOGs in Australian English terminology.
  • Mafia!
  • HETALIA!

Greeks

  • Suvlaki mate.
  • Lets take the Holden, mate.
  • sick, sick, sick!
  • Yeaaaaaa Dogggggggg!
  • BROWN PAPER BAGGGGG! BROWN PAPER BAGGGG!

Arabs/Arabians

  • 'We're Lebanese, mate, not Aussie'!
  • The most numerous WOGs in Australia.
  • Large Families (lots of cousins).
  • Many in Gangs.
  • These gangs are gay.
  • Practice sex on children.
  • Cronulla Beach.
  • (how they say mate) Fulli suick mete!

Eastern Europeans

  • Rough.
  • When angry they go into a spasm speaking in a Slavic language.
  • All fought in the Serbian War.
  • No longer offended by the term "Wog".
  • All live in shitty Geelong and become bogans themselves.
  • The best looking people in Corio.
  • Often go to war between serbaussies and croataussies at the tennis, main weapon outdoor plastic chairs.
  • Bosnians.

Vietnamese (or East Asians)

  • Mate!...... Mate!
  • can't use Plurals e.g "would you like chip with your food".
  • all have restaurants.
  • All reside in Gun-running and Heroin Smuggling Gangs.
  • Smuggle Smack into Bali.
  • Look for Boxes outside your house.
  • Live in a small apartment with 30 in the family (grandmother in the Closet).
  • Smart, good school SATs and attends college in large numbers.
  • "Boat people".
  • Confused with Chinese or other Asian people.

South Americans

  • Most likely are Chilean or Argentinian.
  • have money to afford travel or asylum.
  • all were in a torture prison camp.
  • migrant laborers crosses an ocean, not river.
  • White Aussies gave 'em a "pass" to be considered "white".

Afroaussies (including White South Africans)

  • Not legally, but socially segregated.
  • Oh yeah mayte were Gangstas mayte, yeh fui sick myate.
  • basketball and soccer, all day, everyday.
  • Dressed as Afro-American hoodlums.
  • Hot Women.
  • stereotyped into not integrating into Australian Society by Kevin Andrews (even when there is no proof).
  • Live with Bogan Ghettos and wonder why they're are in Australia.
  • Intergrate with racist bogans, (america's no better).
  • become Racist Bogans.
  • Hate Asians.
  • (How they say Mate) Mayte (jamacan Style).
  • Confused with Aborigines or Polynesians.
  • White South Africans aren't really British or Anglo-Celtic, but Afrikaans(ers) of Dutch-French or German origin at the first place.
  • often stereotyped to be Terrorists (then the feds are wrong).
  • Lived among Abos since white Aussies wanted to have a share in the African slave trade.

Everybody in this category

Increasingly on Australian prime time TV shows: Acropolis and Kingswood Country, comedies that discusses racial issues and ethnic humor.

  • Oh oH Fully sick sub woofa and eggs with a ration of bacon on the side.
  • My fully sick VL-CALAI-T.U.R.B.O.
  • 2hektik!!!!!
  • Strict Christian, are not aware of priests boy raping.
  • Don't consider themselves Australian.
  • Despises the official government term "New" Australian.
  • Smarter then Americans.
  • Much Smarter than the outback Aussie...fair dinkum.
  • Ethnic New Zealanders would also apply in this category.

Aborigines (or more Politically Correct "Boongs")

  • "Abos".
  • Sometimes called "Niggers".
  • Carry spears around.
  • Chrome Anything from Spraypaint to Diesel.
  • Dark-skinned like Africans.
  • Strange "local" race in genetics.
  • Indigenous to Australia.
  • The "Missing Link".
  • Isolated from the outside world.
  • Primitive.
  • Uncivilized.
  • Naked.
  • Ignorant.
  • Cynical.
  • Pauline Hanson Hates Them (bitch).
  • White racists compare them to animals.
  • Restrict Everything on the land and place a sign that says "boongs sacret area, gethe Bloody'ell'out or we'kilyou, nophotographs, anoclimbin'".
  • "Piss off Whitey, ooops sorry you are the centerlink payment man".
  • They star in alot of movies, TV dramas and commercials lately.
  • "Let's Dance" a '80s music video by Sting.
  • Never Leave a Beer Truck in any Boong Community, within 10 minutes all of the beer will be gone.
  • Overreact when a white person makes a mistake within context of a boong or boongs, for them to fortify their hate for whites (Jyndabine movie).
  • Complain to the govenment for not wiping their bums.
  • Complain about not getting their money for "domestic use" In reality to buy liquor with.
  • Can't be fucked getting a job to support themselves only rely on being spoon fed by the Govenment.
  • Throws spears everywhere.
  • Boomerangs.
  • Awesome music (the blowpipes).
  • Polytheistic spiritual cults.
  • Own dingos (for food).
  • In cities, tend to be unemployed, formed gangs or on drugs.
  • Smarter than white Australians, that's for sure.

Maori Australians and New Zealanders

  • Think They are Black.
  • Compete with African Australians to see who's Blacker.
  • Wigger Please.
  • Usually Big and Fat, or Huge and Stocky.
  • Fly Blue or Red Hankerchiefs pretenting to be Bloodz or Crips in a cheap working class Sydney or Auckland Suburb.
  • Are Board.
  • Speak in a sarcastic tone.
  • Look like Baboons when they have tattoos all over their face.
  • Women are naked in ritual ceremonies.

Tasmanian (Australia)

  • Like a whole other country.
  • A desert island full of primitives.
  • Prone to having two heads.
  • Man-eating plants and killer koalas.
  • Not actually part of Australia.
  • Enjoy relations with those of the same family.
  • Australia doesn't want them.
  • Devil worshippers.
  • Majority of them are inbred.
  • Smarter than New Zealanders.
  • Claimed by Australia, territorial claims overlap New Zealand's.
  • A frozen wasteland under an ozone hole and a penguin army.
  • A sancuary for Australians when the Continent Heats up from Global warming, Launceston will have a population of 5000000000000 (how many zeros?) largest demographic will be Asians 99% and soon, the sheep leave off a flu to kill all humans.

New Australians

The newest Australian minority group. One of Australia's seven states, but this one is full of...mates. Located off the Coral Reef Sea.

Others Ethnic Sterotypes

Alsatians

  • Can't decide if they are French or German.
  • Enjoy a nice bratwurst and sauerkraut (German cuisine) with goose liver pâté and a bottle of chateau Lafitte (French cuisine).
  • Know all the words to both "La Marseillaise" and "Deutchland über Alles".
  • Their only claim to fame is the Alsatian Shepherd Dog, ironically called German Shepherds by most people.
  • A family can have uncles, brothers and fathers/sons to been awarded both French (tricolor) and German (black cross) war medals.
  • Smarter than French people (go figure).
  • Nazi sympathizers.
  • European Union supporters.
  • Not smarter than the French.
  • Not smarter than Germans.

Bretons (France)

  • Bretons call themselves Brita.
  • The real Gauls, not the French.
  • Little Brittany (the "other" Brits are Great Britain).
  • Rural, backward country folk.
  • Live in stone huts.
  • Old men wear berets.
  • Old women wear those tall, dark, strange cloth-decorated hats.
  • Handmade breads & smelly cheeses.
  • Militant, but surrendered to...the French.
  • Breton language. Is it Brezhek or Brezheg?
  • Another bunch of Basques, but lost their ways to the...Celts.
  • Good singers in a language they don't speak or can't understand.
  • Smarter than French people.
  • Regional "Latin" people are "Gallo" with a half-Italian language, descendants of Roman fortifications.

Corsicans (France)

  • Similar to Italians.
  • Don't like to be called French.
  • Loud, talkative.
  • Compassionate.
  • Emotional.
  • Flirtatious men.
  • Aggressive women.
  • Beret-wearing men.
  • Fat old ladies.
  • Mafia-style family feuds.
  • Separatists, terrorists.
  • Has sex with farm animals.

Tibetans ("China")

  • Want to "free" Tibet from the "oppressive" Chinese.
  • Hate communism.
  • Love America.
  • Look upon the Dalai Lama to do something about Tibet.
  • Buddhist monks.
  • Livestock shepherds.
  • Backward.
  • Are poor.
  • Found in San Francisco and Hollywood.
  • Smarter than Americans, they are wise.
  • Smarter than French people, many Tibetans live in Switzerland too.

Cherokees (USA)

  • "Cherokee People, Cherokee Pride, so proud to live, so proud to DIE".
  • Had ancestors on "Trail of tears".
  • Grandparents were in the "dust bowl".
  • Come from Oklahoma.
  • Many seem to live in California.
  • Original homeland was not in these states.
  • Every white American claims to be part-Cherokee.
  • Hollywood Celebs (i.e. Cher) are no exception.
  • Two vice presidents may be part-Cherokee (or Pawnee).
  • Brown skinned, but close to redneck status.
  • Likes country/western music.
  • Protestant Christian (esp. Baptists).
  • Televangelists.
  • Largest Native American tribe (really).
  • One of the "5 civilized tribes".
  • The tribe is made up of Choctans, Muskogeans, Comanche, Shawnee, Delaware, Iroquois, Osage or whoever else Indians.
  • Many are blonde or red-head, and have blue or grey eyes.
  • Good at track and field, basketball and American football.
  • Likes education, often goes to college.
  • Invented their own alphabet.
  • Blue-collar, factory workers.
  • Cowboys, farmers and Indian chiefs.
  • Prays to Indian gods.
  • Carries luck charms (gold feathers).
  • Also victims of racism.
  • Thought to be extinct.
  • Conservatives (Oklahoma or "Okies" in Cal.)
  • Liberals (the 1/16th ones or not from Ok.)
  • Fought in the armed forces in high porportions.
  • Rich, moneyed from oil industry.
  • want to preserve their ancient culture.
  • Unable to know their heritage.
  • "Assimilated".
  • Marries outside their race.
  • Respect to their elders.
  • Mothers lead their families.
  • Hot looking women (long dark hair).
  • "Cherokee Princesses". ;-)
  • Prone to be on welfare (they are Indians).
  • Have English, Scottish and Irish names.
  • Cherokee tribe has no blood quantum, "anyone" can join.
  • Conflicts with Black people, Asian and Hispanic immigrants, and Jews (anti-semitism).
  • These are Native Americans, you know.
  • "And we will return, will return, will return, will return..."

French-Canadians (Canada)

  • Can't speak properly.
  • Not French, but "Canadiens" as in Canadian (obviously), and in their homeland Quebec, nationalists call themselves "Quebecois".
  • Like to smoke, a lot.
  • Drinks too much.
  • Pseudoreligious, but Catholic.
  • Hates Jews, non-whites and immigrants who threaten their French hegemony more than the English Anglo-Quebecers had.
  • Hate British people.
  • Good relations with Irish people though.
  • In conflict with "First Nations" peoples in their reserves fight for autonomy too.
  • Believe that their command of the French language is far superior to anyone else.
  • Canadiens fans, les fans pour l'equipe hockey hiele des les Habs.
  • Like poutine, ring-dings and Pepsi (for breakfast!).
  • Can drink at a young age but would rather not, perhaps to spite the English teenagers that cross the border to buy alcohol in Quebec, Canada.
  • Rugged.
  • Obnoxious.
  • Negative.
  • Realistic.
  • Can get loud when excited.
  • Appears rude, but are truly friendly people.
  • Compassionate.
  • Oversexed (they are French).
  • Women are easy and carefree.
  • Hot-tempered, very emotional.
  • Introverts.
  • Can speak Jouale.
  • Montreal.
  • Quebec City.
  • VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE.
  • Dependent on France for media pop culture.
  • Can't give up their heritage in Anglo-dominant North America.
  • Often perceived as uneducated.
  • Many work in lumber mills.
  • Blue-collar, factory workers.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Dumber than British Canadians.
  • NEH! Ouar peeple c'ess smar-teire zans dem, yea?

Basques (Spain)

  • Detest Spaniards.
  • Detest France.
  • Primitive.
  • Enjoy cutting down trees and lifting rocks.
  • Wear berets all the time.
  • Socialist tendencies.
  • Terrorists (ETA).
  • Fishermen.
  • Sheepherders.
  • Most famous Spaniards and Latin Americans may been Basques.
  • Smart but Autistic Savant.
  • Inbred.
  • Descended from Neanderthals.
  • Big ears, long chin.
  • Weird, "ancient" language.
  • The devil once attempted to learn their language but failed.
  • Their ancestors came from the mythical Atlantis civilization.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Could well be smarter than French people.

Galicians (Spain)

  • A Spaniard with half a brain.
  • Portuguese who got kicked out of the tribe.
  • Blonder than the Spaniards, and perhaps not coincidentially, dumber than the Spaniards (Dumb Blond).
  • Smarter than the Argentines.
  • Smarter than Basques who are smarter than Spaniards.
  • Takes about three of them to change a lightbulb.
  • Disregard for beauty (fill their country up with alien trees and ugly houses).
  • Clumsy.
  • Lyrism and poetry.
  • Rural folk.
  • Galicians have the reputation of responding to questions vaguely or even answering with another question.
  • Like rain.
  • The Seven Wonders of the world have their own Galician version (only according to them).
  • Heavy beer and wine drinking and generous fish and meat eating.
  • Latin Americans make racist jokes about them.
  • Not as fiercely separatist as the Catalans or the Basques.
  • Their language sounds like Portuguese with a Spanish accent.
  • Think their language is distinct from Portuguese, when it is actually not (Although it is true, because Portuguese itself is actually a variant of Galician).
  • Think of themselves as the real Celts.
  • Ancestors of the Irish an the Welsh, explaining similarities between Welsh and Iberian languages features.
  • Claimed to be from Atlantis too like the Basques.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Smarter than the French.

Catalans (Spain)

  • Valencians in the south, Barcelona in the north.
  • Very Cheap.
  • Don't like being under Castillian (Spanish) rule.
  • Kinda French (so is their Catalan language).
  • Castile deragatorily refers them as "Polaquia".
  • One part of Spain not occupied by the Moors.
  • Smart, educated.
  • Artistic.
  • Less rural, more urban than Castillians.
  • industrious.
  • businessmen.
  • Always planning something.
  • Not backward at all.
  • More liberal than Castillians.
  • fierce Separatists.
  • Hate Francoists.
  • Typical "lively" Latins.
  • Emotional.
  • Compassionate.
  • Ugly Language that sounds like retarded Spanish.
  • Proud of putting tomato on bread and calling it Pan Tumaca.
  • Introverts.
  • Barcelona: club scene.
  • Loves their animals (get it?)
  • Also loves bullfighting, drinking and partying.
  • Catalans are smarter than the Spanish, have 1.5 brains than them.
  • Smarter than French people and Americans too.
  • Hypocrites.
  • Communists.
  • Socialists.
  • Anything but Monarchists.
  • Barcelona rules in futbol (er...soccer for the Americans).

Sardinians (Italy)

  • Old people everywhere, long life span.
  • Village life, slow and easy-going.
  • Have their own language (not Italian).
  • Similar to Corsicans, but not Italians.
  • Still think they are their own country.
  • Fishermen, gardeners and shepherds.
  • Know how to cook.
  • VINO! Drinks lots, and lots, and LOTS of wine.
  • Large families, home gatherings.
  • Catholic churches everywhere.
  • Horse buggies still in use.
  • Island invaded by sun-seeking tourists from the North.

Hawaiians (USA)

  • Moved from U.S. regional to other ethnic stereotypes: they are NOT Americans or so say the Native Hawaiian Independence movement.
  • Usually wears loose shirts decorated with floral designs.
  • Seen dancing, singing and partying in Luaus.
  • Good in surfing and canoeing.
  • Able to communicate with island spirits.
  • Sugar cane cutters or farmers.
  • Walks on volcanic lava.
  • Nature-lovers, park ranger types.
  • Isolated from the whole world.
  • Supposedly the least racist of Americans.
  • Always welcoming to foreigners or tourists.
  • Native Hawaiian Polynesian types.
  • Actually, three-fourths of Hawaii's people are Asian people.
  • Talks in a slow, robotic, monotone, low-pitch, syllabic, "sing-song" accent.
  • Smarter than "Mainlander" Americans.

Ossies (Germany)

  • Formerly East Germany or the DDR.
  • Still stuck in 1989.
  • Love New Wave music.
  • Europe's "Banana republic".
  • Changed money twice in 12 years.
  • Nostalagic about life under communism.
  • Live in squalor (housing projects).
  • Unemployed (highest rate in Europe).
  • Terribly dressed.
  • Grew up watching propaganda (the Sandman) on TV before bedtime.
  • Ex-Stasis and wall guards.
  • Rushs to the west side for bananas.
  • Have someone in family chipped the Berlin wall.
  • Drive Trabants around (and those are real shitty cars).
  • When ordering food, asks for bananas or mangos, "burger", "fries" & "soda" and an application to work in "McD's" when in fact it is Burger King.
  • Homogeneous, sameness and "national socialist".
  • Hide in attics, roofs or periods of time.
  • Doesn't trust western media or any media.
  • FDJ: Hitler Youth of the left.
  • Uses different words like a "dialect".
  • "Our greatest comrad (hero) is Sigmund Yahn, cosmonaut for the Democratic anti-Fascismus German Peoples' Republic".
  • Heroines are athletes using 'roids.
  • What they learn, taught or know was indoctrination.
  • Everything was "free", except basic human rights.
  • Not much income, 2nd poorest E.U. region after southern Italy.
  • Hate "Wessies".
  • Hates Poles, Czechs and Russians (esp. they still have troops dispatched at Berlin).
  • Hates Jews, who brought in communism at the first place, although Erich Honecker is not a Jew, but a fucking crook.

Caucasians (Russia)

  • See Georgians.
  • Hate ethnic Russians.
  • Fiercely independent.
  • Separatism.
  • Terrorism.
  • Furry hats.
  • Moustaches and beards.
  • Muslim.
  • Gorgeous, gorgeous women.
  • War-torn cities.
  • Psychologically hardened.
  • Boxers and weightlifters.
  • Caucasus mountains!
  • Black Sea!
  • Hundreds of weird, incomprehensible languages consisting almost exclusively of consonants.

Religions

JB as a Mormon

While often difficult to tell apart, this Mormon can be subtly distinguished from a Scientologist by his possession of a Book of Mormon, which Scientologists typically do not carry.

Atheists

  • Intellectuals.
  • Good at science.
  • Good at math.
  • Good at history.
  • Russian.
  • Chinese.
  • Geeks, Nerds, Dorks...
  • Are extremely humble. Much humbler than you.
  • Love is just a chemical reaction to them.
  • "We all come from our mothers' butt after our fathers' dump sperm from his thingy".
  • "We die and rot under the ground eaten by grubs or worms".
  • "There's no soul or heaven, nor there's hell or limbo".
  • "Don't you see people? God is dead. God is not real. God is a myth and a lie! Now go out there and rape some kids, because you're free!"
  • Are found in the "Freethought" Hall (imposing their views on others).
  • Hate racists (especially whites!).
  • Hate Furries.
  • Do NOT act like Stalin.
  • Mao was an Atheist.
  • Never once crosses their mind that they might be wrong.
  • Hitler was perceived an atheist by some historians despite him professing chatolicism in his book. Atheist+Dictator=Nazi=Evil.
  • Who else was an Atheist, but not stupid? hmmmmmmm...can't think of any.
  • Albert Einstein "I can show you god" he once said.
  • The only scientific people on the planet (even though they ignore scientific evidence that contradicts their worldview).
  • Conception of Christian god based on medieval religious art.
  • Completely tolerant of all religions (except for Christianity).
  • Monopolize Uncyclopedia articles.
  • Brains run on Computer Logic.
  • Lacks common sense.
  • All are immoral.
  • Don't believe in miracles.
  • The majority of Atheists have some degree of Jewish ancestry (i.e. Karl Marx).
  • Dumber than Americans.
  • Smarter than Arabians.
  • Dumber than Chimpanzees (our forefathers).
  • French people are said to fit in this category.

Agnostics

  • Don't know.
  • Don't think they know much.
  • Don't think YOU know much.
  • Don't care.
  • Don't bother.
  • Albanians.

Christians

See also Catholics and other "Christian" churches.

  • Protestants.
  • Evangelists.
  • Self-righteous.
  • Judgmental.
  • Intolerant.
  • Brain dead.
  • Hitler was a christian. Christian+Dictator=Nazi=Evil.
  • Very hypocritical (i.e the "Separation of Church of State" by Baptists, a morally correct attitude by Methodists, and "Religious tolerance" by tongue-speaking, snake-handling and catatonic Pentecostals).
  • Never crosses their mind that they might be wrong.
  • Religion forcers, or unable to remain humble of their religion.
  • Believe EVERYONE who isn't christian will burn in hell forever.
  • Think wars are from God.
  • Anxiously waiting for the apocalypse.
  • In 1999 belived that the apocalypse would happen in 2000.
  • In the 21st century believe the apocalypse will happen in 2012.
  • Suspect every politician and celebrity of being the antichrist.
  • In America, they vote for the Republicans.
  • Claim they don't smoke, drink, use swear words, talk about sex and death, has to be "nice" to everybody and expect their kids to "obey thy mother and thy father".
  • Claim they don't "discuss/talk about/joke of Politics and religion" either, but a televangelist minister (like Rick Warren or Pat Robertson) that supports idiotic presidents (like Dubya or Obama) or congressmen sure can.
  • Not Smarter than Americans (Yes they're that bad!)
  • Claims France is a secular-atheist-pagan-GAY-communist-socialist country (sorta).
  • Dont read the bible but quote from it on an EVERY day life.

Buddhists

  • Non-violent.
  • Non-sexuality.
  • For hippies.
  • Easy-going.
  • Have bald head.
  • Vegetarians.
  • Pacifists.
  • Meditation.
  • Natural.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • Usually Buddhists in America live in Northern California.
  • Smarter than French people.

Jews

(See also Jews under race).

  • A Jew is a Jew because of their mother.
  • They pray by rocking back and forth.
  • Pray to God speaking Hebrew.
  • Violin music during religious songs.
  • Liberals, except the Hasidic.
  • Skull caps.
  • Beards.
  • Curly hair down the chins.
  • Don't really attend synagogue service.
  • Observe the sabbath (Fri. night-sat. morning).
  • Think they are God's chosen people.
  • Cut off children's genitalia before they can give consent.
  • Control Hollywood, the Banks and the U.N.
  • Have massive noses, pale skin.
  • Inbred, miscegenated, non-white.
  • Rich and obsessed with money.
  • Over exaggerated facial features.
  • Wear doilies on there head.
  • Women look more masculine than the men.
  • Can't take a joke, no sense of humour.
  • Like bagels...and lox.
  • Eat kosher food (almost same as Halal food).
  • Socialists.
  • Hate Muslim especially Palestine.
  • Think they are better then God and there profit.
  • Unibrows.
  • Ugly, look the same, inbred.
  • Yiddish, Sephardi or Ashkenazi.
  • Noses that take up more than half of their faces.
  • Cursed for causing Jesus' death (not true though).

Catholics

  • In America, traditional in religion, but moderate in politics.
  • Most of them are ethnics (Irish, Italians, Poles, French, Hispanics, Filipinos, and anyone except Anglo-Saxon it seems).
  • Loves to have large families, many children.
  • Uses the "rhythm method" to regulate the number of children.
  • Shout "Hail Mary" from stands in Catholic college football games.
  • Drinks a lot more, introduces wine to infants in sacraments.
  • Pedophile priests (obviously...the vow of "celibacy").
  • Abusive nuns with rulers to punish rowdy students in Sunday school.
  • Promote gay sex and sex with kids, despite claiming to hate gays more than anyone else.
  • Hate Protestants.
  • Hate homosexuals.
  • Critical of Jews, Muslims, feminists and communists, then the last pope reached out for them too.
  • Drunks.
  • Degenerate gamblers.
  • Immigrants.
  • The Church offers sanctuary to illegal immigrants.
  • Lazy and in lower class than WASPs.
  • Does not follow anything set in bible.
  • Have large families, many kids, no abortion, frowns on birth control and a belief in procreation should be unlimited (i.e. out-of-wedlock births.)
  • Extremely brain dead.
  • Idolatrous.
  • Pagan.
  • Strongly conservative, then vote Democratic.
  • Catholic Priest rock band.
  • Nearly all its priests are gay pedophile rapists.
  • Priests Rape Boyswebsite.
  • Dumber than other Christians.

Creationists

  • Pseudoscienists.
  • Americans.
  • more Southerners.
  • even more Republicans.
  • Believe the earth is flat.
  • Don't know how to do true science.
  • Think that life has existed exactly the way it is now for the past six thousand years without any changes at all.
  • Don't know nuthin'.
  • Always made fun of in the media and on Uncyclopedia.
  • Believe in a big bearded man in the sky.
  • Dumber in logic, but smarter in political influence over Americans.

Eastern Orthodoxes

  • Not as many as Catholics.
  • Not as influentual as Catholics.
  • Not as many pedophiles as Catholics.
  • Think the popes are evil and.
  • Angry because the western churches have chairs.
  • All priests have long beards darth vader cloaks and a bottle of moonshine.
  • Russians (the Russians are coming!)
  • The Soviets/communists/catholics tried to contain them for 50 years but failed (unfortunately).
  • Greeks, Armenians, Serbs, Romanians and Bulgarians...basically all the scum nations in Europe.

Lutherans

  • Not cool enough to be Catholic.
  • Not harsh enough to be Baptist.
  • Political liberals.
  • Social conservatives.
  • Don't rape kids.
  • Mostly people from the Midwest.
  • Traditional, yet free-thinking.
  • Smarter than Americans.

Mormons

  • Almost identical to Scientologists, only less militant.
  • Aren't really Christians.
  • Its soooooo 1961.
  • Welcome neighbours with open arms.
  • Overly nice.
  • Overly optimistic, positive
  • Live or are from Utah.
  • Like family time.
  • Enjoy board games.
  • Neighborhood evangelists.
  • From Mars.
  • Wealthy and successful, but frugal and thrifty.
  • Smarter than other Americans.

Jehovah's Witnesses

  • Force their beliefs down peoples throat.
  • Knock on your door often (see Mormons).
  • Won't leave you alone until you have to get violent.
  • Go to church on Saturdays (see also 7th day Adventists).
  • Horrible dress sense, dress like librarians (see also Amish).
  • Women wear hairbands (see also Baptists).
  • Want nothing to do with anyone else despite throwing their religion in your face.
  • Post shit through your letterbox.
  • Neither smarter nor dumber than most Americans.

Mennonites or The Amish

  • Amish are the old-order fundies.
  • Erroneously called "Pennsylvania Dutch".
  • Mennonites are the "Amish lite".
  • Mennonites don't observe all restrictions alike the Amish.
  • Mennonites would have modern appliances.
  • Don't think the Mennonites aren't reading this!
  • Live in Pennsylvania.
  • Are old-fashioned.
  • Oppose technology.
  • Don't have electricity.
  • No TV, radio or the internet.
  • Have farms or livestock barns.
  • Rides on wagons.
  • Make wooden roller skates for thier kids.
  • Men have beards, overalls and straw hats.
  • Women have dresses and velvet hats.
  • Nice artwork, knitted crafts and barn doors.
  • Craftmanship (they are reliable).
  • Pray in Old German/Pennsdeutsch.
  • High standards in education.
  • Morality, never cuss and no disrespect to elders.
  • Kids deal with weed or drug trading.
  • Boys choose their marriage mates at age 10.
  • Girls subject to sexual abuse.
  • Tourists view the Amish as oddities.
  • Amish men take offense when anyone goes "look...dumb dutchmen".
  • They're okay with rude jerks kicking them in the butt, because "I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell".

Muslims

Woman walking in Afghanistan

A typical Muslim woman.

  • Mostly composed of a billion dark people (Arabs, Black Africans, Asians, Indians, North Africans, etc.)
    • Converts joined because the Man, a white Christian, is keeping them down.
  • "Moslems".
  • "Muhammedans".
  • "Ragheads" or "Towel heads".
  • Hate America.
  • Hate Hindus.
  • Hate christians, has a fatwa on them.
  • Especially hate Jews.
  • Overmasculine men dominate families.
  • Short lived Mujahideens.
  • Gets pissed off whenever anyone draws an image of the Prophet Mo-hammed blessed be his name.
  • Dirkah Dirkah.
  • Only eat meat from animals killed by a slit throat known as halal.
  • Afraid of Pigs.
  • Doesn't do drugs, drink alcohol or have parties up until they're actually caught doing it.
  • Hate gays because it's not allowed in Koran.
  • Women can divorce by saying a phrase 3 times.

"I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee".

  • Wear dresses, because the Koran predicts a male shall give birth to the reincarnate of Muhammad.
  • Anti-American because they support Jewish.
  • Somehow, may be smarter than Americans (OPEC is ran by Muslim Arab countries).
  • Pray 5 times a day, bends down toward Mecca.
  • The only religion that makes sense but is slandered by retards (See Americans).

Wiccans/Pagans

  • A WITCH! Burn her!
  • Loners.
  • Naturists/Tree-huggers.
  • An unusual knowledge of plants & herbs.
  • Dance naked outdoors.
  • Talk to rocks/trees etc.
  • Seem too be high on something during the summer solstice.
  • Women don't shave, have really long hair.
  • Mostly women.
  • Dominated by feminist types.
  • emo/goth.
  • New Age.
  • Perhaps are smarter than all other religions.

Pastafarians

  • Believe that Heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano.
  • Are all Atheists and Infidels since they mock God.
  • Smarter than Americans, dumber than ALL people.
  • Believe in his noodly appendage.
  • Cthulhu worshippers.

Hindu

  • Cows.
  • Yoga.
  • Karmasutra.
  • All gods have unnatural skin colour, and many arms.
  • Too many gods.
  • Believe the Uncyclopedia god is unhappy with them
  • The Beatles.
  • Dirkah Dirkah.
  • Thank yoo and come again.
  • Can live with rats, monkeys and other wild animals.
  • love to live in the forest.
  • Despite too many of them, it's hard to see one.
  • Most of them are Indian.
  • Vegetarian.
  • Caste system.
  • White people in Hinduism are hippies against the Judeo-Christian establishment, and yuppies in a mid-life crisis.
  • Similar to Buddhists.
  • Female deity with 16 arms and an elephant face.
  • Sing and Dance!!
  • LA LA LA LALALA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA (echo effect).
  • Harry Argawall.

Satanists

  • Amoral or actively evil.
  • Hedonistic.
  • Sacrifice humans, especially virgins.
  • Worship Anton LaVey.
  • Eat babies.
  • Harms animals.
  • Blood orgies.
  • Self harming.
  • Suicidal.
  • Homicidal.
  • Vampirism.
  • Emo or Gothic.
  • Practice dark mysticism.
  • Pseudointellectuals.
  • Hail AC/DC.
  • Heavy metal fans.
  • Immensely cool.
  • Really just disgruntled Christians.
  • Not supposed to have feelings.
  • Smarter than Americans and most of the rest of the world.

Scientologists

  • Believe in an alien dictator named Xenu who brought aliens to earth, stacked them around volcanos in Hawaii and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs, thus creating evil...oh wait.
  • Take over people and turn them into robots (Katie Holmes, lest we forget).
  • Opposes psychiatric care treatments and anti-psychotic medications.
  • Some of the sanest people are Scientologists e.g. Tom Cruise.
  • Brooke Shields' kids are the REAL reincarnates of L'Ron Hubbard.
  • Smarter than...oh wait, I guess not.
  • OH NO, HERE COMES XENU!
  • I mean like, umm, well, seriously wft.

Seventh Day Adventurers

  • Hate Roman Catholics.
  • Believe the Pope is the Anti-Christ.
  • Believe Sunday Worshippers will go to Hell.
  • They are the only true religion.
  • The world will come to an end by 1844 Christmas!
  • God will punish coffee drinkers, meat eaters and fornicators.
  • Not to be confused with Seventh Day Baptists.
  • Dumber than Americans.

Unitarians

  • Hate war, make love.
  • Religious atheists (NO RLY?)
  • Intellectual, worldly types.
  • Observes other religious rituals and holidays.
  • Disbelieves in a "male god" concept.
  • Pacifists, get conscious objector status from the US military draft.
  • Opposes fundamentalist theology.

Nondenominational

  • Huge new mega-sized churches.
  • Lots of young adults and teens.
  • Rock music to mark service.
  • Radical (Dude, it's about JC).
  • Trendy looking bibles.
  • Have female ministers.
  • Usually gets blacks, Latinos or Asians into the service.
  • Casual dress codes (Jesus was an emo).
  • After-church activities.
    • Skaters, Mountain bike races and Rock climbing.
  • Done with it or the times.
  • Going there is supposed to be "fun".

Raelians

  • New age religion.
  • Lead by long haired old French freak and named an ugly buck-toothed priestess to guide his flock when he's gone.
  • Believes that god "Rael" are space aliens to created all life on earth.
  • Announced to the world they cloned the first human in a Canadian lab.
  • Religious meetings done outside in the nude.
  • Based in France, where everyone is dumber than anybody. Go figure.

Discordians

  • CV^*F&*FV8205b2f809gbC&^C&F*gfUIV& (chaos).
  • Hahaha!Hahaha!Hahahaha! (evil laugh).
  • .....(don't know and doesn't care).
  • A cult made up of stupid people.
  • Fnord.
  • SPAM.
  • Cthulhu worshippers.
  • Gullible to believe in anything.
  • Dumber than all religions mentioned above.

Gender

Men

  • Are sexist.(So what if we're better, hun???)
  • Are Pigs. (Damn Straight)
  • Are gross. (Don't smell of fish downstairs)
  • The majority of all political and economic systems of the world(Thank Christ for that,last thing we need is some woman on her period starting a nuclear war).
  • Virtually 100% of pro sports athletes. (except the WNBA).
  • 95% of all the world's national armed forces personnel (i.e. combat soldiers).
  • In some countries, only men have rights not women.(As men are real people)
  • dirty or not "clean freaks".(YEAH!)
  • Thinks God is MALE.(God our "father" cough retard)
  • Speaks with a deep voice.(Fair enough)
  • Chauvinists.(Touchee)
  • Matures slower physically and emotionally.(If by that you mean we don't look 20 years older as soon as we hit menopause, and don't talk about "feelings", then we agree entirely)
  • Obsessed with sex.(Yet who brought it up?)
  • In a relationship, only wants sex not companionship.(You try being companions to someone who doesn't give enough sex, Honestly)
  • Unable to talk to a woman in person.(Not like your going to get an interesting response...)
  • Wife beaters.(Only woman ever beat a man at anything was Billie Jean King, and only then because she was a lesbian)
  • Child rapists.(You know this , but you still expect us to look after the kids... You twisted bastards!)
  • Abandons their families.(Families plural... We aren't all playah's)
  • Grow beards, mustaches and stubbles.(Women can only do that on the pill)
  • Believe they are "good role models" to their sons.(Able to teach our sons not to be fucking faggots mostly)
  • must get jobs.(Yes, housework doesn't challenge us!)
  • Worse credit scores than women counterparts.(Yet I only own one pair of jeans...)
  • go to bars to drink.(As opposed to being a secret alcoholic, damn straight)
  • watch sports all day.(If only...)
  • "Mr. Fix it" types.(Sure we are capable of manual labour, that's why we weren't killed immediately in Auschwitz)
  • don't need to read instruction manuals.(Don't need 'em)
  • never askes for directions.(See above)
  • Thinks with his "dick".(Impossible)
  • don't have emotions (i.e. cry, be happy or feel love).(Don't need them)
  • tries to act tough or don't need help.(It's not an act)
  • Eats off the floor.(Money doesn't grow on fucking tree's)
  • Drinks from the milk or juice carton.(Money for cups doesn't grow on fucking tree's either)
  • NEVER puts the seat down on the toilet.(You need it down, we need it up. Don't expect us to baby you)
  • Looks heavier, but loses weight easier.(Invariably heavier due to greater muscle mass)
  • Baby killers or throw babies off cliffs.(That's not a real stereotype., far more women get post-natal deppression)
  • Majority of pro-life/anti-abortion activism.(Coming from the fucking baby murderers, see above)
  • Dares to go outside in the cold without their shirts.(Our body hair provides insulation)
  • Male-bonding rituals, but has a degree of homophobia in them (i.e. hazing).
  • No male is SMARTER than American men, French men, or any human men. (I don't understand this statement)
  • Dumber than Women .

Women

  • Minority group status (see also Gays, Blacks and Jews).
  • More than half of mankind is female. (because we have better self-preservation instincts)
  • Most celebrities (the only BIG career option) are presumably female.
  • The weaker sex. (because we know when we've got it good; by putting on this act we don't have to do the heavy housework, yippee!)
  • Socioemotional inferiority complex. (Humbug?)
  • Vanity. (says the gender that takes photos of themselves topless and posts them on myspace)
  • Mothers.
  • feminists!
  • Have boobs. (Oh yeah!)
  • Have babies. (occasionally)
  • Not openly sexual. (erm - hey, mate. Little thought. Ever seen a woman under 50?)
  • Uses her head less than HIM. (I take that as a compliment)
  • Stays at home all day. (only if she is a certain kind of submissive in a BDSM relationship or has agoraphobia. Neither of which are confined to the female)
  • Often does the cleaning, childrearing (and birthing), cooking, gardening and everything else at home when her husband's at work. (in male fantasies)
  • Don't like violent TV shows or movies, sports games (maybe the hot looking athletes) and oppose war (except military soldier wifes). (and yet, and yet, every girl I know is a horror movie fan)
  • Represents most human rights groups, liberal activist groups and stronger support for Democrats than Republicans on most elections.
  • Talks too much (SHUT UP!). (But intelligently.)
  • Always on the telephone.
  • Soft cute shrieky voices.
  • Watches soap operas or talk/gossip shows.
  • Obsessed with weight and appearance. (which is tedious for a large proportion of the group)
  • Anorexics because of men's high beauty standards. (or lesbians. Actually you don't see many fat lesbians, do you?)
  • Fashion like dresses, gowns, blouses or handbags.
  • Wears face makeup. (find photo of Poison circa. 1989 and tell me what gender they are)
  • SHOPPING, the majority of shopaholics.
  • Have that "time of the month". (which grosses all males out when they have it described to them in graphic detail)
  • Men dread them when they have PMS. (they should dread us all the time, mwahaha)
  • Wants to put the foot down or have the last word. (well, since our word is normally sensible...)
  • Sensitive to male comments on her body or sexuality. (try calling a straight guy gay and see what the reaction is)
  • Seeks a man to protect or support her. (so she can get on with the important things in life while not having to worry about anything else)
  • Can't drive, but pays less in auto insurance. (economy!)
  • Gets angry, cries, gets aroused, appears fickle or easily expressive in emotion. (which means we do not burn up with repression)
  • SMARTER than men in general.
  • More sexist than men. (yep! I am female and extremely sexist towards women a lot of the time)
  • Liars and secretive .
  • Don't trust men .
  • Thinks Shoes are the most important thing in the universe.
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Transgender

Male to Females

  • Tall and buff.
  • Huge Hands.
  • Hairy knuckles.
  • disproportionate out-of-place boob job.
  • Ex army.
  • Aged 40+
  • Huge Adam's Apple.
  • See Women.

Female to Male

  • Short (WHAT! I'm not fucking short!)
  • Ultra male (No, I'm just MALE!)
  • Easily enraged due to testosterone injections (FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!)
  • Looks like a young boy (I'm a fucking MAN!)
  • Wears a Binder (I AD A FUCKING MASTECTOMY 5 YEARS AGO!)
  • Will..(ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!)
  • AAAAAAGH! OH GOD NO! NOT MY SPLEEN! ANYTHING BUT MY SPLEEEEEEN!
  • Un-naturally strong.
  • See Men.

Androgynes

  • Very Hip looking.
  • Fashion Models.
  • Slightly creepy.
  • Have interesting names like 'Kai' or 'Gabriel'.
  • Interested in conceptual art.
  • Desireless, the French '80s pop star.

Career

Athletes

  • Main ethnicity of athletes in America: black.
  • Are the reason why steroids exist.
  • Either muscular, flexible, or endurable.
  • Overpaid spoiled brats.
  • Self-absorbed.
  • Overmasculine, but mental age of children.
  • Don't really care about the game.
  • Smarter than Americans.

Celebrities

  • Inventors of scandals.
  • Obsessed with looks.
  • DUMB! Beauty school dropouts.
  • Rich, but no job skills.
  • Everything about them (esp. physiology) is FAKE and Plastic.
  • Smarter than Americans, with certain exceptions.

Farmers

  • Rednecks.
  • Very attached to their land.
  • Main employers of illegal immigrants.
  • Will kill you with a 12-gauge shotgun if you sleep with any of their three beautiful daughters.
  • Stupider than Americans.

Homeless people

  • Poor.
  • Crack, or Heroin addicts.
  • Love beers or any alcohol.
  • Freak out on the street.
  • Shit on the street.
  • Can't die.
  • Spare me some change!!??
  • Annoying.
  • Cops love to bug them.
  • Many of them think they are Jesus Christ.
  • BFK for life!!
  • Can't find work.
  • Unable to fend for themselves.
  • In the USA, many of them are war veterans.
  • In USA, not many of them are Asians.
  • In Asia, 60% of Asians are real poor homeless.

Drug dealers

  • Drive badass cars.
  • Are black, Vietnamese, or Hispanics. Their customers are white people.
  • Busy all the time.
  • Always jack up the price.
  • Move all the time.
  • Are dangerous and have been in jails.

Lawyers

  • Main ethnic group of most lawyers in America: Jews.
  • Overpaid.
  • Corrupt.
  • Untrustworthy.
  • Two-faced.
  • Failure to defend clients.
  • Instruct clients how to fake or deceive.
  • Low-lifes.
  • Only likes to make money ($!)
  • Evil (not limited to jews, the good ones).

Mafia

see also Italians and Italian Americans.

  • Sicilians (of course).
  • Think breaking the law is fun.
  • Secretive and cunning.
  • Gods of crime.
  • Misogynistic.
  • Greasy and dark.
  • Smarter than Americans, the Mafia began to counter the Americans in New York and Chicago.
  • Smarter than French, they formed to counter the French in Sicily.

Military

  • Stoic.
  • Serious.
  • Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force all think they're better than the other three.
  • Either brave or stupid.
  • Post-traumatic stress disorder.
  • Drink and do drugs to make the memories go away.
  • Paranoid.
  • Have lots of nightmares.
  • Come from poor backgrounds.
  • High porportion are minorities (i.e. Blacks, Hispanics or American Indians).
  • The Vietnam Veterans Memorial: the majority of the wall's names are "ethnic", once said by a Polish- or Italian-American.
  • During WWII, Japanese-Americans fought like hell at the Nazis.
  • Dumb white guys from Kentucky or West Virginia.
  • Poor blacks end up being killed in front of the battleline.
  • Dumb, poor mexicans wanna become legalized citizens.

Command

  • Incompetent or reckless.
  • Highly political.
  • Push counters around on big maps.
  • Prone to bickering.
  • Rely heavily on luck.
  • Didn't start from the bottom up.
  • Come from wealthy backgrounds.
  • (British) Posh and Proper. (Stiff upper lip and all that chaps!)

Politicians

  • Bullshiters.
  • Egocentric, Self-righteous.
  • Being made fun of by everyone.
  • Power mad.
  • High ego.
  • Have sex with cleaners, or any female employees.
  • Boring.
  • Corrupted.
  • Are the most educated, yet the most stupid creature in the world.
  • Funny haircuts. Frankly the most interesting thing about them
  • Mamas, don't let your babies/kids grow up to be politicians...
  • Any good or noble intentions they had are lost when they get elected.

Police Officers

  • Stereotype everyone.
  • Main ethnicity of most police officers in America: Irish.
  • Stays up all night.
  • Eat Donuts.
  • Blue meanies.
  • Scary.
  • Pushy.
  • Too fat to chase after you.
  • Suck at their job.
  • Stops young adult men all the time.
  • Love to bug homeless people.
  • Racial profiling.
  • Break the law more than anyone else.
  • Grass you up at every chance yet cover each others backs during a murder trial etc.
  • Sits in their car for hours on end.
  • Likes to be corrupt (i.e. breaks pulled over drivers' car headlights).
  • Not smarter than criminals.
  • Smarter than Americans, but the United States is a police state.
  • French cops are smarter than Frenchmen, note the "code Napoleon": Guilty until proven innocent.
  • Over paid, white cops are assholes (racist/sexist/homophobic s.o.b.s).
  • They say anti-Semitism is illegal, but are bigoted themselves.

Firefighters

  • Big dudes, has mustaches.
  • Doesn't show fear.
  • Drives them red fire trucks.
  • Hey, sirens on and full-speed, past the red light!
  • Knows how to rescue trapped animals.
  • Heavy drinkers.
  • Suicidal.
  • Many of them are arsonists (think of "Marshall Bill" from In Living Color.)
  • Over paid assholes (high rate of retirement from job).

Janitors

  • Loners.
  • School dropouts.
  • Prison parolees.
  • Was in the army.
  • Retarded.
  • Minorities.
  • Immigrants.
  • Old men.
  • Single Moms (most common job after exotic dancers, retail clerks or fast food workers).
  • Serial killers.
  • Pedophiles.
  • Drug addicts.
  • No skills.
  • No lives.
  • Listens to gossip from restrooms.
  • 98% are minimum-wage earners. (some school district custodians make more than teachers)
  • Unionized make $20 a hour. (not in California, where teacher unions hire them cheap).

Pirates

  • See Stereotype#Somalis ...
  • and "Sea Arabs".
  • Principality of Sealand.
  • Say "Argh!" and "Yarr!" a lot.
  • Rape and Pillage.
  • Bury Treasure.
  • Unbury Buried Treasure.
  • Draw Treasure maps.
  • Know Johnny Depp.
  • Their ships use Pier-to-Pier technology.
  • Have crocodiles follow them around even in the middle of the ocean.
  • Drinking Rum.
  • Get in wars with Ninjas.
  • Star in a porn movie.
  • Waaaay better than ninjas.
  • Johnny Depp, he's now a Frenchman. Is he smarter than Americans now?
  • Alestorm.

Unemployed

  • Lose their job by layoff, downsizing or recession.
  • Lazy, depressed and unable to find work.
  • Told to get a job over and over.
  • Lives off of unemployment checks (for 2 months).
  • Seeks self-employment (good luck).

Writers

  • Not a real job.
  • Lazy people who sit on their asses all day long.
  • Hermits.
  • A lot of them have crappy jobs like janitor, toilet cleaner, waiter, garbage men, or fast food worker that pay their bills.
  • Depressed.
  • Correct spelling mistakes on Uncyclopedia.
  • Have difficult childhoods.
  • 90% of them are gay.
  • And many are also Jewish.
  • If they are screenwriters in Hollywood they whine about not getting enough credit for their work

Age

Unborn

Began as a tadpole hitting an egg, for a day it divides over and over, then it's a ball of cells in a week, soon a shrimp-like thing attached to mommy's placenta in a month and finally by 3 months or so, the embryo turns into a fetus. It has limbs in 5 months, can hear in 6 months and able to live on its own by 8 months. This can affect women who are carrying the "baby" inside them.

  • Inside their moms' wombs.
  • Drives pregnant women crazy.
  • Are classified as alive, human or people.
  • Mommies can abort them if they want.
  • Daddies don't care, tells mommy they look "beautiful".
  • Daddies go to street corner when Mommy at baby toys/clothes store or baby doctor.
  • Mommies find other men in web sites who care about her online.
  • Babies kick, jump, twirl, hiccup or make mommy sick or annoyed.
  • Mommy gets fat, always eats or craves, thus eats twice than normal.
  • Mommy carries the baby for 9 months.
  • Mommy really shows...but Daddy ignores her.
  • Mommy hates Daddy over it.
  • Daddy may like her boobs.
  • Daddy talk to unborn baby "Hey, I'm leaving you".
  • And finally, ends WITH PAIN in birth.
  • Mommy gives birth out her butt (actually the vagina) and her boobs are so freaking' huge, the baby feeds off of it.

Babies

  • Innocent. See below.
  • Cute. (Evem after puking all over your expensive shirt and your expensive couch?)
  • Naive. (They cost money, whole parents' income too).
  • God's gift to humanity.
  • Always pee, poo, fart, drool, barf or burp.
  • 7-8 pounds. May weigh well over 40 pounds, however.
  • They're small and fragile, but still have the capability of destroying your home by being left alone for three minutes.
  • They play with pacifiers or rattles. See also weapon of mass destruction.
  • Speaks Gibberish. (ex.Goo Gooo gaga .)
  • Gibberish is actually the language of the Illuminati.
  • Playful (sometimes, other times just scream for no apparent reason).
  • Extremely annoying after one month.
  • Grows up so fast.
  • Mommy takes care of baby (gives up her breadwinner job).
  • Daddy goes back to work (er, in a topless bar all night).
  • Plot world domination.

Children

  • Under age 18 (minors in the US).
  • DUMB!
  • Immature.
  • Need their parents a lot.
  • Must go to school (it's the law).
  • Grew up with too much TV.
  • Nowadays are after Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Bros.
  • HYPER! Eats too much candy & sweets.
  • Prone to accidents.
  • Unthankful.
  • Spoiled.
  • Rude, impolite.
  • Rebellious.
  • Pissed Off.
  • Often turn emo.
  • Kill themselves and their classmates.
  • NO! (rushes to their bedrooms).
  • Annnoying .
  • the boys are addicted to video games .
  • Plays with toys .
  • Happy go-lucky .

Teens

  • Ages 13-18 (or is it 12-19).
  • Horny.
  • Stubborn.
  • stupid.
  • Rude.
  • Disrespectful towards adults.
  • They don't follow the rules.
  • They think their independent.
  • They think they know every thing.
  • they love to party.
  • They don't listen to their parents.
  • love music.
  • They hate school.
  • Punks.
  • Emos.
  • bumps on there faces because of puberty.
  • Always listing to there little ipods.
  • Use there cell phones too much.
  • Can't speak properly.
  • Middle school or High school students.
  • Fail at Xbox 360.

Young adult

  • See also Children & Teens.
  • Generation "X" or "Y".
  • Age 18 to 39.
  • Inexperienced.
  • Unmotivated.
  • Ill-prepared.
  • "Slackers".
  • College students.
  • Politically liberal.
  • Hip-hop & rock music.
  • Spend too much time on internet.
  • Unemployed, or works in low-wage part-time manual labor jobs.
  • Doesn't contribute to the community.
  • "I don't Care" attitude.
  • Speak English with trendy slang.
  • MTV viewing audience.
  • Underage drinking (or wait 'til you're 21 in the US).
  • Always want to party.
  • Premarital sex is highly pursued.
  • If under age 25, shouldn't be driving.

Middle Aged

  • Age 40 to 60.
  • But may include anyone in their 30's.(I disagree. Gen-xers grew up watching warped tour, x game, play playstation/dreamcast/xbox listening to hair metal, grunge, nu-metal! We're more like modern generation just got older!)
  • "Baby boomers".
  • Grown-up, losing their youth.
  • Mostly politically conservative.
  • When they become parents, re-examines their social liberal nature.
  • Must go to work (to get $).
  • Majority of them are office workers.
  • If they're lucky, middle managers.
  • men are "bringing home the bacon".
  • women are soccer moms.
  • Cynical and jaded.
  • Anxious, full of angst.
  • Midlife crisis.
  • Turns to medications or psychiatric help.
  • So totally lame.
  • Computer illiterate.
  • Can't use anything more advanced than a VCR, in fact.
  • But drives SUVs or trendy cars (with On-star installed).
  • Listens to "soft/easy/light" music on radios or CDs.
  • When they were your age they had to walk seven miles to school, both ways, in the snow. And they liked it! (or walked to school and back uphill both ways.. I swear they make up the most retarded stories)
  • Tries to be/act/seem responsible.
  • don't like to be bossed.
  • Afraid of living.
  • Afraid of young people.
  • Afraid of turning old.

Old people

  • Anyone over age... 30 (yeah, you wish, the Social Security info said over age 65).
  • 50 year olds today feel like 30.
  • Wrinkled.
  • They smell of something (i.e. pee).
  • No teeth, has dentures.
  • Can't walk without their canes.
  • Live in retirement homes.
  • Always moaning or griping about "the good ol' days" when "they were young".
  • Very conservative, but nowadays are former hippies.
  • Love to play golf.
  • Cheap (early bird specials, senior discounts and the good things for being OLD).
  • Retirees.
  • AARP activist members.
  • Gets easily scammed by mail or phone.
  • Loves Jazz music.
  • Dancing the "boogie woogie" from the '40s.
  • Takes lots of meds.
  • In ICU facilities.
  • Alzheimer's or Parkinson's sufferers.
  • They die.

Undead

  • Evil.
  • Dead.
  • Cant decide if they have physical reality or not.
  • Highly flammable.
  • Hold their arms straight out in front of them and do not get tired.
  • Usually die early.
  • Anti-social.
  • Speech-impaired.
  • Most look and act the same.
  • Enjoy pretending to not exist, then appearing where only one person can see them and disappearing when that one person brings someone else to look.
  • Some of the smartest people on Earth, by comparison to everyone else.

Class

Rich people

(See also Upper Middle class).

  • Hate poor people.
  • Really Hates being around poor (er, middle class) people.
  • Hate small kids.
  • The majority of rich people in America: White (not limited to Jews).
  • Monopoly!
  • Small dick.
  • Evil.
  • Want to rule the world.
  • Does rule the world.
  • Bad temper.
  • Use fancy cloths.
  • Pink underwear.
  • Want to live longer.
  • Short life span.
  • Suck at sports.
  • Rule in politics.
  • Often vote conservative/Republican.
  • Associates with Liberal/Democrat elites.
  • Beautiful.
  • Lazy.
  • Snobby.
  • Nerdy.
  • Mostly male, have trophy wives.
  • Died in an airplane accident.

Pardon/excuse me, would you have any grey poupon?

Poor people

(See also Lower Middle class).

  • Hate rich people.
  • invented Communism (another reason to hate them).
  • Hate the government.
  • Ugly.
  • missing teeth.
  • rough and tough.
  • The majority of poor people in America: Black, Brown or Red, although you'll find a lot of poor Whites known as "White trash".
  • Single parents (predominantly mothers).
  • Runaway teens fall into the trap.
  • Bad credit scores.
  • Broken, dirty cloths.
  • Like to say swear words.
  • Dreaming about being rich.
  • Fatalistic, claimed to not pursue their dreams.
  • Drink, smoke and have premarital sex.
  • Unable to find, hold or keep a job.
  • Shop in, work at or hang out by Wal-mart.
  • On welfare or SSI paychecks.
  • In rural areas: Live in trailer parks and in cities: apartment projects.
  • Never vote.
  • Commit suicide.
  • Or died from a Police officer shooting after being chased down.

Calling all brothers and sisters. We the Workers of the world unite!

Middle Class

  • Hate rich and poor peoples.
  • Yuppies and blue collar, in some pissing contest to see who's better.
  • The majority of the Middle Class in America are: White (but not WASPs).
  • Expected to no longer be the majority in class-divided society.
  • Believe they are financially secure.
  • Have jobs.
  • Victims of outsourcing.
  • Office workers may fit the profile.
  • Encourage their kids to finish school.
  • Can't pay their kids to college.
  • Can't save for retirement.
  • Always serious, anxious, dubious or oblivious.
  • The "Silent" majority.
  • Working by paycheck to paycheck.
  • In economic crisis.
  • Descendants of poor European or other immigrants (America or Canada).
  • Tries to live well.
  • Can't stand "Liberal Posh Elites" but hate "Conservative Corporate CEOs".
  • Caught in class warfare, failed to stay neutral.
  • Buys in quantity, not quality.
  • Died in a work-related accident (overexhausted).
  • Suicidal tendencies.

Money is what makes the world go round, and you pay!

Political belief

Conservatives, Republicrats or those who are "wrong"

  • Blue-collar in non-union shop jobs.
  • Neo-Confederates or former "Dixiecrats".
  • Rednecks in Trailer parks.
  • White-washed blonde Aryan WASPs.
  • Red states filled with militia nuts.
  • Obsessed with rules, law, morality, responsibility and no helping hands, except it's a Christian or religious organization.
  • Their leader is Jesus Reagan Jr. Bush Jr. Palin Jr. Christ.
  • War is great.
  • "Individualism", "Freedom" and "Liberty" all the time.
  • Loves capitalism.
  • Hates environmentalists.
  • Don't believe in global warming, evolution and bullshit science.
  • Talk radio, but has Fox News Channel.
  • Greedy corporate businessmen.
  • Angry white men.
  • From the South or the West (not Northern Cal. or South Fla.)
  • Hates poor people and the homeless.
  • Wants less BIG government (social welfare programs).
  • Wants more cops and guards (homeland security).
  • For guns, money, religion and white supremacy.
  • For the death penalty (life is sacred?)
  • Against abortion (baby killing).
  • Xenophobic, but hires illegal immigrant workers for their businesses.
  • Conservative women love to be tied to the kitchen barefoot and pregnant.
  • Compassionate Conservatives.
  • Can get hot-headed over things.
  • If you STILL like Dubya, You might be a redneck.
  • Most Americans, but just as dumb as the French.

We know what's right and we're the right wing.

Liberals, Demoplicans or those on the "left"

  • Hates America, wants "World peace".
  • Gays, Metrosexual men, Non-feminine women and Butches.
  • Jews, Agnostics, Atheists and Muslims.
  • Feminists!, Gayists, Islamists and a bunch of "Judases".
  • Whiners, crybabies, yuppies(?) and hippies!
  • TV News media, except FOX News.
  • Don't listen to the radio, except NPR.
  • A large number of aging "baby boomers" who still think like babies.
  • Beatniks and grunge rockers.
  • College campuses rife with liberals.
  • Cries about slugs, trees and rocks.
  • High taxes to give money to the poor.
  • From the North or East (esp. the Northeast).
  • Californians, esp. the San Francisco Bay area.
  • Hybrid cars, SUVs are bad for the environment.
  • Vegetarians, All-natural and Organic diets (and yet they oppose organic farming).
  • Doesn't want to discipline their children.
  • Don't go to church, not religious (except they consult a guru).
  • They get "touchy feely" about their "soul".
  • Free love, not afraid of sex unlike those prudent Christians.
  • Protects endangered animal species, not unborn human babies.
  • Homebirthing, homeschooling and homemade foods from the back yard garden.
  • Alternative lifestyles and gay families raise kids.
    • Timmy has two daddies, but the Christian right-wing have "sister wifes". So what?
  • Women who are afraid of men.
  • Wants to give special treatment to minority groups.
  • New-age synth songs, folk rock music and non-corporate hip-hop.
  • "Global warming" to replace the previous "global cooling" baloney in the 1970's.
  • Limousine Liberals.
  • Racial if aren't racist.
  • Smarter than Americans, but not up there with the French.
  • Inability to shut up.
  • Young urban (white!) hipsters.
  • Trend-starters or cool-seekers.

One for you and all for me. HA HA HA!

RacismProtest

Left-wing, Right-wing, They are all the same to me.

Commies, Lefties and other radicals

See also above.

  • Communists.
  • "Reds".
  • Pinkos.
  • Greens.
  • Marxists, Socialists, pseudo-liberals, the "far left", the "new left" and Anarchists were labeled "commies".
  • Anti-social.
  • Also terrorists and extremists.
  • Bombings, arson attacks and kidnappings.
  • "back to nature".
  • "save the planet".
  • Earth first.
  • Greenpeace.
  • Lives in a tree to prevent it from being cut.
  • Always protesting in demonstrations.
  • Hang-out: coffee houses, but not "corporate" Starbucks they will trash or burn.
  • Anti-progressives in the "progressive" movement.
  • Hates money.
  • Usually moneyed young people rebelling against their parents.
  • Wannabe "grunge rockers".
  • Smart kids turned bad (know a lot about economic theories, but hates the way people live in a free market system).
  • Dumber than Americans, but dumber than the real socialist French.

Ku Klux Klan members

  • Racists.
  • Neo-Confederates.
  • Extreme right.
  • Joined the Republicans en masse after the Democrats rejected them in the 1960's.
  • White Trash from the South.
  • Are either idiots or lowlifes.
  • Nazi wannabees.
  • Can't spell.
  • Bible-thumpers.
  • Homophobes.
  • Sucks at history(thinks that the Holocaust never happened).
  • Hobbies include cross burning, lynching, and murdering.
  • As dumb as Americans.
  • Dumber than the French, except the Neo-Nazi ones they are compatible with.
  • Angry white men who cound not get a white woman to date him.
  • Blame black men for their shitty sex life.
  • 3 inchers.
  • Wear white sheets to cover their faces.
  • Fringe religious sects like "the Church of the Creator".
  • Thinks the GOP is too soft on terrorists.
  • Envious towards Jews being chosen by the white Christian male god.

Cliques

Preps/Jocks

  • A subgroup of WASP's and Yuppies.
  • All loose their virginity by age 16.
  • Lives are consumed by sports.
  • Hate emos.
  • Teases geeks.
  • Whores.
  • Sluts.
  • Like to shop at Hollister, AE, Abercrombie, Forever 21, etc.
  • Go to rich uptight schools, or shitty public schools.
  • Push nerds, emos, goths, punks, hippies, gangbangers and pretty much evryone alse around.
  • txt lik this.
  • bl@ck 0n3$ t@lK liK di$.
  • Have money.
  • Whores.
  • Like to say "omg", "no way", "totally" and "whateves".
  • Talk whoreish pictures then post them on myspace.
  • Play shitty instuments such as the flute.
  • Golf club/polo shirts.
  • All want to be movie stars.
  • Concerns with looks.
  • Look up to people like mary kate & ashley olsen, lindsay lohan, and paris hilton.
  • Did I say whores?
  • Don't care about education.
  • Don't care about important things.
  • Snobbish.
  • Self-centered.
  • Arrogant.
  • Abusive towards other cliques.
  • Most are afraid of Emo, goth, punk and skater people.
  • Not smarter than the human race, compatible with whores.

Emos

  • Start mass riots in Mexico, Brazil, Chile, any other Latino country.
  • Love to slit their wrists, thinking that they will bleed to death.
  • Carry on about pain and suffering and completely ignorant about poverty in other countries.
  • They cry (a lot) about nothing.
  • Suicidal, but don't have the guts to actually do it.
  • Bisexual.
  • Homosexual. Very homosexual.
  • Heterosexuals typically commit suicide or stop being Emo after the first three days.
  • Clones.
  • Selfless, follows the group (Don't know if "selfless" is the right word...).
  • Think they are non-conformist (there are so many of them, that this would be redundant).
  • Wear anything black.
  • wear skinny jeans and band shirts and loooooots of bracelets.
  • Bleed black blood.
  • Black tears. See below.
  • Wear makeup (a lot).
  • Dye their hair black.
  • Rude.
  • Dark.
  • Quiet (can yell rants in random).
  • Will get in your face.
  • Morbid(ly obese).
  • Unaccepting.
  • Weakling, vain, dependent.
  • Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs to dull out their so-called "pain".
  • Smarter than Americans...NOT!!!.
  • More Depressed than Ethiopians.
  • Obsessed with incredibly shit bands such as My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy.
  • wannabe vampires.
  • Fascists or Anarchists.
  • Related to Goths (hardly; they evolved separately), an illegitimate child of the Punk rock movement.
  • Oppressed against by the general population. For a good reason.
  • Wear tight band shirts.
  • Emo guys wear girl pants.
  • Most emos are Caucasians (of the "Hispanic" kind).
  • Trend jumping faggots.
  • Skinny white guys with shaggy hair.
  • Limp. bizkit.
  • Adolf. Hitler.

Goths

  • Vampires.
  • Wear all black.
  • Cut themselves.
  • Are Satanists.
  • Are like Emos.
  • Are the exact same thing as Emos.
  • More fatalistic than Emos.
  • Smarter than other Americans.

Are the same as Emos, but they want to kill you and not themselves!

Geeks

  • geeky.
  • a.k.a. nerds, dorks, dweebs and gifted.
  • SMART.
  • Autistic idiot savants.
  • Shy, lack of confidence.
  • Love Mangas, online games, comics, animations, figures, Vore and Uncyclopedia.
  • High School Honor rolls.
  • Zoosexual.
  • Loners.
  • Bisexual or sexually confused.
  • Mostly male, a few geek girls.
  • Reads too much.
  • Uses the computer all the time.
  • Inactive.
  • Awkward.
  • Virgin.
  • Quiet.
  • Want to be British (and if British, have a superiority complex).
  • Campaign for a free Tibet.
  • Smarter than Jews.
  • Smarter than Asians.
  • Smarter than Americans.
  • White guys (of the "Jewish" kind).
  • Skinny.
  • Coke bottle glasses.
  • Chase after Asian girls.
  • Mail order bride from Vietman.
  • Filipin(O) escorts as dates.
  • "Dude looks like a lady."

Popular/incrowd

  • Promiscous .
  • Hangs out with the jocks .
  • Lazy .
  • Beautiful and attractive .
  • Also called the cool kids .
  • Loose their virginty at the age of 14 .
  • Dumb but street smart .
  • Smooth .
  • Owns all the tables at school.
  • Arrogant .
  • They were the flyiest clothes .

Bullies

  • Fat .
  • Ugly .
  • Smelly .
  • Poor .
  • Low-self esteem .
  • Beats up kids there jealous of .
  • Losers .
  • Dumb .
  • Ends up in jail when they become adults .
  • High-school dropouts .
  • Always pissed off .
  • Picks on nerds .
  • Big .
  • They need to pick on people there own size .
  • Secrectly Virgins .
  • Shitty sex lives .
  • Dirty .
  • Rude .
  • Fascists.

Loners

  • Arrogant .
  • Smarter than emos ,Bullies,Jocks but dumber than nerds .
  • Weired.
  • Secretive .
  • Kind of nerds .
  • Cant fit in .
  • Antisocial .
  • Virgins .
  • No clique.

Disability/Handicaps

Remember, they are "special" and these people need to be taken care of. Here's an advisory on what to add on here: autism is too soon to joke about. But after 30 years of media publicity, AIDS is "funny".

Retards

  • Nowadays they are called "Mentally disabled/handicapped/challenged".
  • Autism/Asperger's syndrome.
  • Down's syndrome.
  • Celebral palsy.
  • Adults with minds of children.
  • The smart ones are like the Autistic savant Rain Man, a man named Forrest Gump, Corky from Life Goes On and the "special" kid from St. Elsewhere.
  • Special ed. classes.
  • Never completes school anyways.
  • Comes to school on little buses.
  • Wears bike helmets on heads wherever they go.
  • Always drooling.
  • Always seen with an adult guardian in public places.
  • Not toilet-trained.
  • 25-30 year olds watches Barney videos.
  • Cries for "no" reason.
  • Sometimes makes a clicking noise with their throat..
  • Smarter than most Americans.
  • Timmy on South Park...TIMMY!
  • Very STRONG .

Fat people

See pigs and cows.

  • The last group to make fun of, without being deemed "racist", "hateful" and "politically incorrect".
  • Frau Anderson or Alex Abate.
  • Main ethnicity of fat people in America: white.
  • Pacific Islanders.
  • Usually named Billy.
  • Kevin is for bulimics.
  • Lazy.
  • Slow.
  • Child-like.
  • Fickle.
  • Fat, Dumb and Happy.
  • Unable to change their eating habits.
  • Claim to be "disabled", "big boned" and "biophysically enlarged".
  • Can't stop eating.
  • Have a civil rights group: NAAFA (look it up).
  • Hates other people calling them "fat".
  • Looks terrible dressed up good or wearing makeup.
  • Don't give a shit what others think.
  • Seems to be more FAT women out there.
  • Famous fatties are Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne, Ricki Lake, Camyrn Mannheim and Chyna Phillips.
  • The dumbest group of Americans.
  • The majority of Americans are...FAT.
  • Bullies.
  • Nobody wants to date them .
  • really jolly or hostile.
  • hates & disses skinny people.
  • more like eats skinny people.
  • The women are very easy to have sex with .
  • Call anybody who is not fat skinny .
  • Always have food on their mind .
  • The women dont like other fat men .
  • Watch The Biggest Loser show while eating(for real).
  • The fattest people on earth - Americans (with a few exceptions).
  • Unattractive.
  • Responsible for earthquakes .
  • The rising minority (70% of Americans, that's a majority).
  • the women gives good blowjobs.
  • The men even have breast.
  • Consider them selfs chunky,Big Boned ,Thick .
  • Similar to pigs .
  • No necks.
  • Undercover sensitives .
  • Smelly.
  • The Fox comedy show Babes back in the 90s.

Blind

  • Can't see.
  • Used to wank too much as teenagers.
  • White sticks and guide dogs.
  • Hate people who can see.
  • Wear sunglasses to look coolCosbiness is close to Godliness.
  • Are often hit by trucks.
  • Former British home secretary.
  • Bitch about their disability ALL the time.
  • 'read' with their hands.
  • Suicidal.
  • Pathetic.
  • Are of no use to society.
  • Can't read nor edit uncyclopedia (that one is bullshit).
  • Braille keypads and "speak-n-say" hearing devices.
  • Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder (they'll make a great couple).

Deaf

Don't insult the deaf, you'll get on my bad side >.<

  • Can't hear.
  • or have hearing aids.
  • Preferably are "hearing impaired".
  • Pretend to speak with their hands, but are really offending you with rude gestures.
  • Love to compose music, even though they can't hear it.
  • Rush Limbaugh, he's on talk radio and partially deaf.
  • Miss America 1994 Heather Whitestone.
  • All seem to have telephones, even though they can't use them.
  • Invented subtitles.
  • Appear on late-night TV blocking the picture and flicking rude messages at insomniacs.
  • Went to too many rock concerts.
  • Many of them are also mute.
  • But when they attempt to talk, they speak slurred and varied volumes.
  • Don't use telephones (that one is also bullshit).
  • T.D.D. devices and closed captioned TV shows/movies.
  • "I can't hear you, but STFU M-F".
  • The deaf are stupid.
  • Brains have not evolved enough yet to be able to interpret vibrations, like the cleverer 99% of humans do.
  • Have loser friends who make empty threats for them on the internet.

Limbless

  • May have no hand or foot.
  • Have no arms or legs.
  • Sometimes have no head.
    • Weekly World News is NOT a reliable source.
  • Can't walk.
  • Can't wank.
  • Can't edit uncyclopedia.
  • Can't use rifles.
  • CAN talk, sadly.
  • Are totally useless to society.
  • Freakish result of genetic experimentation.
  • Captain Hook.
  • A few one-hand/one-arm athletes are in pro sports!
  • The Black knight in Monty Python.
  • There's a British kids show with a host with one hand!

Smokers

  • Likes to waste money on tobacco.
  • More likely to die sooner than other people.
  • Evil.
  • Low-class.
  • Shiftless.
  • Imperialist.
  • Always support the bad guy in action films.
  • Laugh when Bambi's mother gets shot.
  • lives in either a bus shelter or a council house.
  • smell bad.
  • have lung cancer.
  • Smoke a lot.
  • Smoke puppies.
  • Conservative Republicans.
  • As smart as French people, since all of France smokes.

Alcoholics

  • Drunkards.
  • Always in need of a drink.
  • Brain damage by loss of brain cells.
  • Wastes their paycheck on booze.
  • Unable to keep house, job, marriage & child custody.
  • Claim they can't quit.
  • Drunk Driving.
  • Seen lying on the ground passed out.

Drug Addicts

  • Usually Addicted to drugs.
  • Steals money to buy drug.
  • Kills people for same reason.
  • Gotta have that "fix".
  • Mentally damaged.
  • Acts wild, freaks out randomly.
  • Hallucinating or "high".
  • Co-dependent.
  • Rehabs (see also Alcoholics).

Toothless people (GAP)

Weird Al Yankovic made a whole damn song about it.

Other Disabled

  • Tourette's Syndrome (tick, ACK!, spasm, DAMN IT!).
  • Autistic (yeah...definitely).
  • Mute (like mimes).
  • The crippled (on wheelchairs or with canes).
  • Conjoined (but not all are "Siamese").
  • Dwarfes (On TV: Little People, Big World).
  • Giants (above 7 feet tall, some are in the NBA).
  • Deformed: The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
  • Epileptics (they're cool, they have seizures).
  • Narcolepsy (have a good day..zzz...zzzzzzz).
  • Stupid people (no abilities is a disability).
  • Allergies (throw a peanut at him and watch him blow.)
  • ADD, OCD and ADHD.
  • ...and you have AIDS, not HIV but full-blown AIDS.

Animals

Alligators

  • They live in swaps or sewers.
  • Scaly skin.
  • Made for purses.

Ants

  • Live in groups .
  • Hostile.
  • Strong .
  • Little.
  • live in Ant piles.
  • Fire ants can kill people.

Aliens from outer space!

  • Spaceships or UFOs.
  • Usually small and grey.
  • They got big dark oval eyes.
  • Doesn't show/exhibit emotion.
  • Anal probe human abductees.
  • Not nice or gentle.
  • small mouth, but don't talk.
  • smart (big head).
  • weird (DUH).
  • weak but psychokinetic.
  • can't have babies.
  • don't seem to eat.
  • no ears.
  • has legs or arms.
  • Live on earth (you just don't know it).

Bears

  • Hostile.
  • Dumb.
  • Strong.
  • love honey. [ex. Winnie the Pooh.]
  • lives in the woods.
  • Their mouths full of bees or ants.
  • Are hunted by people.
  • The Ainu in Japan raise them for food, as pets and to worship.
  • love eating fish.
  • sleep a lot.
  • The pandas are lazy.
  • The polar bears live in Alaska .
  • The thief Black Bear .
  • The small sun bear .
  • Jellystone National Park.
  • Yogi steals your picnic basket.
  • Smarter than the average bear.

Bee's

  • busy and I do mean BUSY.
  • They love honey.
  • hostile.
  • stingers.
  • Killer bees!!! QUICK! RUN YOUR FOR LIVES!
  • The queen rules the nest (Hey Boys, bow to me, yo' mah beotches.).

BunnyWabbits

  • Fast.
  • overbite.
  • gentle.
  • have a lot of babies.
  • lives in the ground.
  • Promiscuous .
  • Big front teeth.
  • Eats your garden.

Birds

  • They fly.
  • They love worms
  • lay eggs.
  • shit on your head.
  • stupid.
  • Dinosaurs! they evolved smaller, have wings and feathers.

Bugs

  • Incests of a million kinds.
  • Pests.
  • small, except for dung beetles who live on shit.
  • nasty.
  • dirty.
  • creepy crawlers.

Cats

  • Lazy.
  • They hate dogs.
  • Cool. [ex. watch Aristocats]
  • Quiet.
  • Clean.
  • Eat mice, fish and cheeseburger.
  • Poor spelling and grammar.
  • Have staff instead of owners.
  • Hate getting wet.
  • Cant swim.
  • LOLCAT
  • Evil .

Chickens (We love 'em, they taste good)

  • cowards.
  • Female: Hens, Male: Roosters.
  • They live in farms.
  • There eaten by foxes and people.
  • There eggs get eaten.
  • They wake people up in the morning.
  • Wooooooooh, the Super chicken, cluck cluck cluck.

Chimpanzees (We're related to Gorillas, like it or not)

See also Gorillas, Monkeys & oranguatans.

  • They have 98-99% of people DNA.
  • They love eating bananas.
  • big swollen pink butts.
  • comical.
  • they make jokes a lot.
  • they throw shit at people that go to the zoo.
  • loud.
  • big testicles.
  • they look like people (i.e. Simians).
  • they're smart.
  • playful.
  • there horny and promiscuous.
  • Smarter than humans (no, really).
  • Bobo goes to college, thanks to his owner.

Cows/Bulls

  • Male Bull/ female cow .
  • Both are called Cattle.
  • eat grass all day.
  • Bulls hate the color red.
  • Strong.
  • The Horny Bull.
  • We humans get beef from cattle.
  • Hostile bull.
  • Careless cow.
  • They live in farms.
  • Cows give us milk.
  • Bulls give us bullshit.

Crows

  • They're all Black.
  • They predict death.
  • Scavengers in cemeteries.
  • Active at night.
  • Quote the Raven "Never more".

Coyotes

  • Scavengers .
  • Thin .
  • eat sheep .
  • Unsuccessful predators .( watch Looney Tunes )
  • Lives in the dessert .
  • Hate dogs .
  • Really hates wolfs.
  • (American) Indians.
  • Mexican (Americans).
  • A former Canadian-American-back to Canadian hockey team.

(DAMN) Beavers

  • Workalolics.
  • they eat wood.
  • They live in wood houses.
  • live in the forrest .
  • Bucky teeth.
  • Block creeks or rivers.

Deers

  • peaceful.
  • innocent.
  • they live in the forrest .
  • They get hunted often.
  • Bucks have antlers, not the fawns.
  • Don't eat beef...eat deer.

Dinosaurs!

  • There all extinct or dead.
  • Big and tall.
  • They eat each other.
  • They used to roam the earth long long long long long long long long long long time ago.
  • There reptiles.
  • 15ft tall or HIGHER.
  • The tall brontaurus.
  • blood thirsty T-rex.
  • The raptors who hang out in groups.
  • Hostile T-rex.
  • they either eat meat or leaves.
  • they're all bones or that what we think !
  • One "living fossil" Nessie is sighted in Loch Ness.

Dogs

Pink panther

doggystyle interspecies love. Contrary to legend, some dogs really like cats. Except that this is a Pink Panther.

  • Dumb.[ex.Goofy,odie,your dog]
  • loyal.
  • Happy go lucky.
  • friendly .
  • Annoying.
  • They hate cats.
  • love chewing on bones.
  • German shepards are most police dogs.
  • Serious German shepards.
  • Vicous bulldogs and pit bulls too.
  • Labradors are loyal to their masters' family.
  • little annoying chihuahua.
  • Rich pamered poodle.
  • Dumb and tall great Dane.
  • friendly Beagle.
  • Hostile Doberman pincher.
  • Guard dog Rottweiler.
  • The Stray mutt.
  • St. Bernards may be huge and slow, but saves lifes in the Swiss Alps.
  • The fast greyhounds .
  • The sled dog huskies who look like wolfs .
  • Bloodhounds are droppey face hunting dogs .
  • Man's best friend.
  • Female dogs are called bitches.
  • Chase any thing that moves.
  • Hump anything that doesn't.
  • Horny .
  • Cant teach a old dog new tricks .
  • The Evil Rottweiler and Doberman Pincher .
  • Pretty poodle .
  • Sleeps in a little dog house .

Dolphins

  • Smart.
  • live in water.
  • fish-like but are mammals.
  • friendly.
  • "Tuna safe" (not in Japan).
  • Known to save shipwrecked sailors or passengers.
  • annoying .
  • used as attractions in aquariums .
  • Joyful .

Ducks

  • Dumb.
  • swim with their feet.
  • lives in lakes.
  • dumb.[ex.daffy duck]
  • hostile.[ex.Donald duck.]
  • slow walkers.
  • stay in the water all day.
  • big genitalia's.[ex.look it up.]
  • Over confident .
  • Ice hockey (Mighty Ducks/Anaheim Ducks/may well call them the L.A. Ducks of O.C. Cal. USA North America including Barrow, Alaska or the Panama canal).

Donkey/Ass

  • Mules.
  • Stubborn.
  • Stupid. [ex. donkey from Shrek.]
  • Very Strong .
  • very horny.
  • they work a lot in third world countries.
  • They live farms.
  • Large Genitalia.
  • big overbite.
  • Work as prostitutes and porn stars in Latin America.
  • Hates horses .
  • people prefer riding a horse more than them.

Eagles

  • serious.
  • represents America.
  • They fly high.
  • Top of the food chain.
  • death stares O_O
  • Taken off the endangered species list in the USA, and put on the extinct list.
  • They are free as a bird.(FREE BIRD!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!)

Elephants

  • Big and tall.
  • Strong.
  • never forgets.
  • LOVE peanuts.
  • Good memory.
  • fear of mice.
  • They live in Africa or Asia.
  • large male genitalia .
  • trumpet like sound.
  • work in circuses.
  • Woolly mammoths.

Fly

  • small.
  • dirty.
  • annoying.
  • Communicate in buzzing sounds.
  • they love eating shit and everything else.
  • bugs.
  • Disgusting.
  • The Fly movie anthology.

Frogs

  • slimy.
  • long tongue.
  • eat flies.
  • stay on lily pads.
  • swim well.
  • Weird looking.
  • Kiss one and you get a handsome prince!
    • ...Or the Orisha Shango bestows upon you the ability to talk to rocks. One of those two.

Foxes

  • Sly bastards.
  • Love eating chickens.
  • Cool.
  • Promiscuous.
  • sexy.
  • Last wild canine in the British Isles.

Giraffe

  • Gentle.
  • Very VERY tall.
  • calm.
  • the tallest animal around.
  • quiet.

Goat

  • Eat anything.
  • Live on a farm.
  • Nobody likes their milk except Middle Easterners and Greeks.
  • Say baa, except it sounds like a senile old man.
  • Currency in Middle Eastern nations.

Gorilla (They do exist!)

  • Hostile.
  • Strong.
  • they throw barrels.[ex.Mario and donkey Kong.]
  • lust human woman.[ex.king Kong.]
  • Hairy.
  • Brutal.
  • they eat humans.
  • climb skyscrapers .[ex.king Kong.]

Hippopotamus

  • Their fat and lazy.
  • good swimmers.
  • Got big teeth.
  • Hostile.
  • Human fat girl attitude .[ex.Madagascar Gloria the hippo.]

Horse

  • Fast.
  • People ride them.
  • Large Genitalia.
  • long hair.
  • Beautiful.
  • Strong.
  • The horny Horse.
  • Large overbite.
  • lives in a farm or stable.
  • people take good care of them.
  • Defend themselves with a kick that will send you halfway to Pluto.
  • Consider themselves superior to donkeys.
  • Love eating hay or apples .
  • They live on farms .
  • Arrogant .

Hyenas

  • Savages.
  • Hate lions.
  • Comical.
  • Laugh a lot.
  • loud . [ex. hyenas from the Lion King.]
  • Evil.
  • Dirty and smelly.
  • Stupid.

iguanas

  • live in tropical places.
  • reptiles are all green.
  • lazy.
  • laid back.
  • big lizards.

Jaguar

  • lazy.
  • sneaky.
  • calm.
  • they all look the same.
  • they look like leopards.
  • live in jungles.

Kangaroos

  • Good Boxers.
  • jumps all day.
  • keeps there babies in pouches.
  • lives in Australia.
  • marsupials.
  • Throw 'em roo meat chops with shrimp on the barbie.

Koalas

  • sleeps a lot.
  • lazy & slow.
  • quiet.
  • Lives in trees.
  • Endangered (like all animal species).
  • Little Bears .

Lemurs

  • They like to move it move it.[ex. watch Madagascar.]
  • look like raccoons or squirrels but their related to monkeys.
  • only live in madagascar.
  • Big eyes.
  • they live in trees.
  • Nocturnal.
  • they hang out in large groups.
  • Those eyes O_O

Lions

  • Big Cats of the feline family.
  • Males have lots of hair on sides of faces.
  • Good hunters, seeks prey to eat.
  • Their yell can be terrifying.
  • Can run fast, great dexterity.
  • Sadly are hunted down.
  • King of the jungle.[ex.lion king,loony tunes.]
  • Predators.
  • They hate hyenas .
  • lazy.
  • females do all the work.

Monkeys

WARNING! Please refrain from adding any human ethnic groups like black people or Americans and the French to this section. Thank you.

  • Lives in trees.
  • Swings from tree to tree.
  • Eats bananas or other fruits.
  • Yells, howls and screeches (able to "talk").
  • Can express emotions. :-* :-/ :-( :-D xD
  • Used by pirates and gypsies to steal things.
  • Smart.
  • playful.
  • small.
  • Hanged in Hartlepool
  • Comical they make jokes a lot.
  • Swollen booties.
  • smart.
  • think they're smarter than people!
  • CRAZY.
  • Hate chimps or gorillas.
  • Likes humans, but NEVER piss 'em off.
  • Loud.
  • long tails.
  • 98% similar to humans.
  • Monkeys type on keyboard: >:-( :=O :-{ :-[ ;-)
  • Funny .
  • Horny .
  • Long arms .
  • Prehensile tails .
  • Love to FUCK .
  • Says things like Ooh E oOh AH AH .
  • Tricky .
  • Promiscous .
  • Hate apes .
  • hand like feet .
  • HORNY .
  • Think their smarter than humans .
  • Throws Shit .
  • The French
  • Black people
  • Americans

Penguins

  • flightless birds.
  • good swimmers.
  • Good tap dancers.[ex.watch happy feet]
  • only live in north or south pole.
  • They live in the coldest regions of the world.
  • they look like their wearing tuxedo.
  • hang out in gangs or groups.[ex. watch Penguins of Madagascar.]
  • They love to eat fish.
  • seals are their predators.
  • they live on icebergs.
  • there cute.
  • Chubby birds.
  • Males brood for the females (it's daddy's job).

pigs

  • Female (sows), Male (boars).
  • Sows are pink with little hair, hogs have lots of brown hair.
  • Pig pens.
  • Are Fat.
  • Eat crap all day like a...pig.
  • OINK. OINK.
  • Dirty, rolls in ground or in their own filth.
  • Pork...the other "white" meat.
  • Some religions cannot eat pork.
  • Smelly.
  • Dirty.
  • Smart.
  • they live on farms.
  • related to hogs.
  • slow.
  • love rolling around in the mud .
  • eat a lot.
  • lazy.
  • SOME PIG...HUMBLE...RADIANT...DON'T EAT HIM.
    • Since when a spider gave a shit about Wilbert?

Pokémon

  • Are slaves to humans.
  • Marjority of them are on drugs.
  • Japanese people in disguise.
  • Were all sent to Saturn.
  • Live in your balls.
  • NOT REAL .
  • Cant stop reapeating their names .

raccoons

RATS!

  • Rats, the streets are covered in rats.
  • Live in sewers.
  • Live inside walls.
  • Live in old barns.
  • Small, furry.
  • Has whiskers.
  • Long tails.
  • Great in hiding from predators.
  • Spreads fleas.
  • Poops everywhere they are.
  • Carriers of black death or the plague.
  • Mouse traps! Put a slice of cheese on it...and SNAP! Dead rat.
  • out number people in new york .
  • flithy .
  • Ugly .
  • eats anything .

Sharks

  • Lives in the seas.
  • Killer fish.
  • Huge.
  • Fierce.
  • sharp teeth.
  • Think of the scene from Jaws the movie.
  • One of the few species known to kills humans.
  • Safely view them in your nearest sea world.

Scorpions

  • Have 8 legs.
  • Many eyes, frontal claws, quick reflex.
  • Lives in deserts or grasslands worldwide.
  • Stinger tails (venom) can kill people.
  • Have live young, females larger than males.
  • Ancient species survived 300 million years.
  • "Desert Lobsters".

Spiders

  • Also have 8 legs.
  • Makes silk webs.
  • Can bite, some species (like the black widow) can kill people.
  • Lay eggs in bundles, females kill their male partners.
  • Sucks blood of insects for food.
  • Related to scorpions, also crabs and lobsters too.
  • DUDE! DON'T MOVE, THERE'S ONE ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Slugs/Snails

  • Slugs have no shells unlike snails (rhymes).
  • Live in mud or dirt.
  • Put salt on them, watch them melt.
  • Gross and slimy.
  • The French love to eat them (escargot).

Snakes

  • Long thin bodies, can get to 90 feet.
  • Hisses (forked tongue).
  • Can swallow a whole rat/mouse.
  • A few venomous/poisonous species.
  • Have hypnotic eyes.
  • Cobras are the worst kind.
  • Enjoy air travel, but sometimes get restless and wander about the cabin.

Snipes

  • A real animal species in case some of you don't know.

Skunks

  • They Stink, full of odor and can blind you.
  • Have black fur or white-striped heads.
  • Live in trash cans alike Raccoons or Possums.
  • Smelly.
  • Lives in the woods or your neighborhoods .
  • Romantic, yea? non? (Pepe Le Pew).

Swallows

  • Know when to show up and leave the mission San Juan Capistrano, Cal.
  • Can carry a coconut by the husk (African Swallows only).
  • Africans (er, swallows) aren't welcomed to live in lily' white Orange County.

Tigers

  • Orange.
  • black stripes .
  • they live in Asia.
  • maneaters.
  • viscous.
  • think they're better than Lions.
  • sneaky.
  • big cats.
  • evil.
  • good hunters.
  • See them perform alongside their masters in Vegas.
  • Siberian Tigers are white or grey, live in cold.
  • The Exxon mascot, Tony the tiger and Hobbes the doll.

Vampire Bats

  • Mammals with wings.
  • Live in caves.
  • Only active at night.
  • Can't see, good hearing.
  • Has natural build-in-radar.
  • Eats bugs (or fruits).
  • The vampire bats suck on mammals' necks for blood.

Wolfs

  • Related to dogs .
  • Fast .
  • Blood thirsty .
  • Evil .
  • Hate dogs .
  • lone wolfs .
  • Hunts in packs .
  • Wild and Crazy .
  • Howl to the moon at night .
  • If one bites you you'll turn into a were-wolf .

Zebra

  • There Horses with stripes.
  • They all look alike .
  • Hunted by lions .
  • live on the african savanna .
  • they eat grass .
  • black and white stripes .

See also

Don't be any of these things...or you're a hateful bigot. THAT'S MEAN AND NOT NICE. :-(

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