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	The '''Kingdom of Arid-zona''', or '"Little Mexico'" formerly known as '''''Arizona''''', was one of the last states to outlaw smoking in public places and bars, however was the first state to implement a comprehensive ban on [[dihydrogen monoxide\|hydrogen oxide]]. With the implementation of the [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Health%20care\|HealthCare Reform] from the Senate's Minority Whip John Kyle, all indoor smoking is expected to be outlawed sometime in 2020.		The '''Kingdom of Arid-zona''', or '"Little Mexico'" formerly known as '''''Arizona''''', was one of the last states to outlaw smoking in public places and bars, however was the first state to implement a comprehensive ban on [[dihydrogen monoxide\|hydrogen oxide]]. With the implementation of the [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Health%20care\|HealthCare Reform] from the Senate's Minority Whip John Kyle, all indoor smoking is expected to be outlawed sometime in 2020.

-	Arizona is known as the Grand Canyon State considered one of the 7 wonders of the world and crack of God's ass.	+	Arizona is known as the Grand Canyon State due to the phenomenal natural landmark bordering Colorado and New Mexico, considered one of the 7 wonders of the world and the crack of God's ass.

	== History ==		== History ==

Mike Holmgren

JGordon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:27:16 GMT

Alleged Cannibalism and Insanity:

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	Several warrents had been issued for Holmgren's arrest to this day which includes insanity, several counts of groping fairies, two counts of assfucking on coach Bill Cowher, several counts of bitch slapping Roger Goodell, four counts of manslaughter on mascots of the Redskins, Patriots, Colts, and Seahawks, conduct of being such a complete dick, four counts of making threats to a "Bunch of Zebras" who threw the biggest game on another team's favor over his, and five counts of being such an asshole to Jim Mora. But on September 2009, Holmgren was found dead after being hanged at a local McDonald's near the U.S.-Canadian Border. According to Border Agents, Holmgren left a suicide note stating that he was indeed the biggest fuck up of all time and knew that several people were after him and just wanted to casterate the fat fuckstick that he was. Investigation is ongoing and according to sources, Bill Cowher remains the number one dickhead accused of being a complete shit to the man who was so fucked up with life as it is. Cowher said he would clear his name of the crime, even it if means he runs a hot poker straight up his candyass![category: Sports]] [[Category: Football]]		Several warrents had been issued for Holmgren's arrest to this day which includes insanity, several counts of groping fairies, two counts of assfucking on coach Bill Cowher, several counts of bitch slapping Roger Goodell, four counts of manslaughter on mascots of the Redskins, Patriots, Colts, and Seahawks, conduct of being such a complete dick, four counts of making threats to a "Bunch of Zebras" who threw the biggest game on another team's favor over his, and five counts of being such an asshole to Jim Mora. But on September 2009, Holmgren was found dead after being hanged at a local McDonald's near the U.S.-Canadian Border. According to Border Agents, Holmgren left a suicide note stating that he was indeed the biggest fuck up of all time and knew that several people were after him and just wanted to casterate the fat fuckstick that he was. Investigation is ongoing and according to sources, Bill Cowher remains the number one dickhead accused of being a complete shit to the man who was so fucked up with life as it is. Cowher said he would clear his name of the crime, even it if means he runs a hot poker straight up his candyass![category: Sports]] [[Category: Football]]
	In October 2009, it was rumored that the Steelers stole Holmgren's corpse and brought it home to Heinz Field for cremation, but out of nowhere, Holmgren came back to life and slaughtered the whole Steeler franchise and hanged all of their mutilated shitbags from both goal posts. It was predicted that Holmgren did indeed brought jihad to all of Pennsylvania, and he hasn't been seen since. Now Pittsburgh is at edge knowing that the nightmare called "Homogren" walks the streets killing any one who gets in his way, and to this day, nobody is safe from this fat fuckstick of a furry.		In October 2009, it was rumored that the Steelers stole Holmgren's corpse and brought it home to Heinz Field for cremation, but out of nowhere, Holmgren came back to life and slaughtered the whole Steeler franchise and hanged all of their mutilated shitbags from both goal posts. It was predicted that Holmgren did indeed brought jihad to all of Pennsylvania, and he hasn't been seen since. Now Pittsburgh is at edge knowing that the nightmare called "Homogren" walks the streets killing any one who gets in his way, and to this day, nobody is safe from this fat fuckstick of a furry.
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		+	In December 2009, the Cleveland Browns hired the newly ressurected Mike Holmgren as their team president, making any team in the NFL not safe from the likes of "Homogren" lurching from nearby. He promised he will bring anarchy in 2010 if anyone dared to challenge his authority. He stated he will unleash the Dog Pound to bring forth terror in the division & the league if anyone gets in his way.

User:LisaKachold/Arizona

LisaKachold — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:26:50 GMT

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	{{Wilde\|Oh, but it's a dry heat!\|Arid-zona}}		{{Wilde\|Oh, but it's a dry heat!\|Arid-zona}}

-	The '''Kingdom of Arid-zona''', or '"Little Mexico'" formerly known as '''''Arizona''''', was one of the last states to outlaw smoking in public places and bars, however was the first state to implement a comprehensive ban on [[dihydrogen monoxide\|hydrogen oxide]]. With the implementation of the [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Health%20care\|Health Care Reform] from the Senate's Minority Whip John Kyle, banning all indoor smoking is expected sometime in 2014.	+	The '''Kingdom of Arid-zona''', or '"Little Mexico'" formerly known as '''''Arizona''''', was one of the last states to outlaw smoking in public places and bars, however was the first state to implement a comprehensive ban on [[dihydrogen monoxide\|hydrogen oxide]]. With the implementation of the [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Health%20care\|HealthCare Reform] from the Senate's Minority Whip John Kyle, all indoor smoking is expected to be outlawed sometime in 2020.

	Arizona is known as the Grand Canyon State considered one of the 7 wonders of the world and crack of God's ass.		Arizona is known as the Grand Canyon State considered one of the 7 wonders of the world and crack of God's ass.
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	*The 1846 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo purchase of the entire State of Arizona at $15 million nearly bankrupted America until [[Mexico]] was duped into buying back their old land, which Teddy Roosevelt later took by Eminent Domain and camping.		*The 1846 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo purchase of the entire State of Arizona at $15 million nearly bankrupted America until [[Mexico]] was duped into buying back their old land, which Teddy Roosevelt later took by Eminent Domain and camping.
	*During the Spanish/American war of 1898, Rough Riders Arizonans participated in the Cuban Campaign, which was actually just a long camping and scalp hunting trip for Teddy Roosevelt and his crew.		*During the Spanish/American war of 1898, Rough Riders Arizonans participated in the Cuban Campaign, which was actually just a long camping and scalp hunting trip for Teddy Roosevelt and his crew.
-	*Tom Horn
	*Pancho Villa was the first in a long proud line of Hispanics raiders.		*Pancho Villa was the first in a long proud line of Hispanics raiders.
-	*The Great Spirit became an early player in Arizona indigenous affairs by immortalizing the Famous Two Spirit Geronimo in perpetuity on HomeLand Security TShirts for the American Indian Movement]].	+	*The Great Spirit became an early player in Arizona indigenous [[affairs]] by immortalizing the Famous Two Spirit Warrior Geronimo in perpetuity on HomeLand Security Tee Shirts for the American Indian Movement.

	In [[1964]], Barry Goldwater was elected the first President of Arizona and his body is still preserved for viewing in a secret John Birch Society crypt in North [[Scottsdale, Arizona\|Scottsdale]]. In the 1950s, Goldwater was a proud member of the [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]] Country Club, but, because since his semite ancestry was questionable, Barry was only allowed to play nine rounds of [[golf]]. The beloved Goldwater, famous [[Libertarians\|free thinker]] is survived by a long line of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambulance_chaser Ambulance chasers] <sup>[http://www.goldwaterlaw.com/]</sup>, who provide added stability for [[real estate\|free enterprise]] to florish.		In [[1964]], Barry Goldwater was elected the first President of Arizona and his body is still preserved for viewing in a secret John Birch Society crypt in North [[Scottsdale, Arizona\|Scottsdale]]. In the 1950s, Goldwater was a proud member of the [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]] Country Club, but, because since his semite ancestry was questionable, Barry was only allowed to play nine rounds of [[golf]]. The beloved Goldwater, famous [[Libertarians\|free thinker]] is survived by a long line of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambulance_chaser Ambulance chasers] <sup>[http://www.goldwaterlaw.com/]</sup>, who provide added stability for [[real estate\|free enterprise]] to florish.

KISS

JGordon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:21:23 GMT

Peter Criss:

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	Born George Peter John Criscuola on December 20,1945,is a drummer worthy of getting the nobel prize, as well as receiving [[blow jobs]] for being noodle armed. Is known for losing his temper and has fired more weapons than hitting the drums. The only KISS member to have fans as well as having no talent whatsoever to have earned it.		Born George Peter John Criscuola on December 20,1945,is a drummer worthy of getting the nobel prize, as well as receiving [[blow jobs]] for being noodle armed. Is known for losing his temper and has fired more weapons than hitting the drums. The only KISS member to have fans as well as having no talent whatsoever to have earned it.

-	Peter Criss dropped out of public sight after a hunting accident three years ago. According to his agent, a no good dillhole shot Peter in the groin area, blowing off his nuts and severing his johnson. It was dubbed "The Criss Castration Accident." No charges were never filed against the jackass responsible for destroying Peter's manhood.	+	Peter Criss dropped out of public sight after a hunting accident three years ago. According to his agent, a no good dillhole named Lester P. Troutmouth shot Peter in the groin area, blowing off his nuts and severing his johnson. It was dubbed "The Criss Castration Accident." No charges were never filed against that jackass responsible for destroying Peter's manhood.

	==Eric Carr==		==Eric Carr==

User talk:Sycamore

Mahm00shA — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:19:36 GMT

It's not your work you idiot:

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	:::::Thank you Strangey. --[[User:Ozymandiaz\|Ozymandiaz]] 13:38, December 30, 2009 (UTC)		:::::Thank you Strangey. --[[User:Ozymandiaz\|Ozymandiaz]] 13:38, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
	::::::Day off courtesy of me. I suggest you rethink your wording in the future, Ozy. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 16:45, December 30, 2009 (UTC)		::::::Day off courtesy of me. I suggest you rethink your wording in the future, Ozy. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 16:45, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:::::::I suggest you rethink his existence on Uncyc, man. {{User:Mahm00shA/Sig}}<small>''''' • 20:19 • Wednesday, 30-12-2009'''''</small>

	== Here's a strange Mr. Potato Head ==		== Here's a strange Mr. Potato Head ==

KISS

JGordon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:19:35 GMT

Gene Simmons:

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	Gene's tongue sometimes is mistaken for his johnson. Rumors at one time stated that his tongue is another part of his private parts.		Gene's tongue sometimes is mistaken for his johnson. Rumors at one time stated that his tongue is another part of his private parts.

-	It was rumored that Gene, along with Paul, did a song back in 1979 called "My Asshole Hurts", & performed it live at the Kennedy Center Honors that year to honor that dillweed of a prick, the Aaylatollah Khomeni. It was never hear from again, & KISS would never perform it in public to this day, if it means that Gene has to have a red hot poker shoved up his ass to not sing it.	+	It was rumored that Gene, along with Paul, did a song back in 1979 called "My Asshole Hurts", & performed it live at the Kennedy Center Honors that year to honor that dillweed of a prick, the Aaylatollah Khomeni. It was never heard from again, & KISS would never perform it in public to this day, if it means that Gene has to have a red hot poker shoved up his ass to not sing it.

	==Ace Frehley==		==Ace Frehley==

User:LisaKachold/Arizona

LisaKachold — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:19:06 GMT

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	*The Great Spirit became an early player in Arizona indigenous affairs by immortalizing the Famous Two Spirit Geronimo in perpetuity on HomeLand Security TShirts for the American Indian Movement]].		*The Great Spirit became an early player in Arizona indigenous affairs by immortalizing the Famous Two Spirit Geronimo in perpetuity on HomeLand Security TShirts for the American Indian Movement]].

-	In [[1964]], Barry Goldwater was elected the first President of Arizona and his body is still preserved for viewing in a secret John Birch Society crypt in North [[Scottsdale, Arizona\|Scottsdale]]. In the 1950s, Goldwater was a proud member of the [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]] Country Club, but, because he was half-[[Jewish]], he was only allowed to play nine rounds of [[golf]]. The beloved Barry Goldwater, famous [[Libertarians\|free thinkers]] is survived by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambulance_chaser Ambulance chasers] of the highest order <sup>[http://www.goldwaterlaw.com/]</sup>, who provide added stability for [[real estate\|free enterprise]] to florish.	+	In [[1964]], Barry Goldwater was elected the first President of Arizona and his body is still preserved for viewing in a secret John Birch Society crypt in North [[Scottsdale, Arizona\|Scottsdale]]. In the 1950s, Goldwater was a proud member of the [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]] Country Club, but, because since his semite ancestry was questionable, Barry was only allowed to play nine rounds of [[golf]]. The beloved Goldwater, famous [[Libertarians\|free thinker]] is survived by a long line of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambulance_chaser Ambulance chasers] <sup>[http://www.goldwaterlaw.com/]</sup>, who provide added stability for [[real estate\|free enterprise]] to florish.

	"Gadsonia", "Pimeria", "Montezuma", "Arizuma", and "Arizonia" had been considered for the territory, however when President Lincoln signed the final bill, it read "Arizona" due to complications from Lincoln's Marfan's Syndome.		"Gadsonia", "Pimeria", "Montezuma", "Arizuma", and "Arizonia" had been considered for the territory, however when President Lincoln signed the final bill, it read "Arizona" due to complications from Lincoln's Marfan's Syndome.

World War III

Bobblylipman — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:19:05 GMT

WWW?

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	{{Q\|I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought with, BUT I DO KNOW THAT IT WILL BE EXTREMELY KICKASS!!!!!!!!!\|George W. Bush\|World War III}}		{{Q\|I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought with, BUT I DO KNOW THAT IT WILL BE EXTREMELY KICKASS!!!!!!!!!\|George W. Bush\|World War III}}
-	'''World War III''' (abbreviated '''WWIII'''), or the '''Third World War''', was a worldwide military [[War\|conflict]] beginning with the [[terrorist]] attacks on [[September 11]], [[2001]], causing the Mr. President of the United States at the time,[[George W. Bush]], to start a war [[War on Terror]] and to invade [[Afghanistan]], and the other beginning in the [[Republic of China]], [[2013]], with the invasion of the [[People's Republic of China]]. It is regarded as the historical successor to [[World War II]]. This came as a surprise to most well informed radicals because it was believed that had these events not came to be, the Swiss would have launched thermonuclear warheads at Canada, then blaming the innocent Germans creating a favorable economy boost. However, these events did happen without the Swiss... or did they? The Swiss are very interesting people. Canada captured the entire world, under the command of Don Cherry, then gave it back and apologised, as it is not the "Canadian way".	+	'''World War III''' (abbreviated '''WWIII''' or '''[[WWW]]''), or the '''Third World War''', was a worldwide military [[War\|conflict]] beginning with the [[terrorist]] attacks on [[September 11]], [[2001]], causing the Mr. President of the United States at the time,[[George W. Bush]], to start a war [[War on Terror]] and to invade [[Afghanistan]], and the other beginning in the [[Republic of China]], [[2013]], with the invasion of the [[People's Republic of China]]. It is regarded as the historical successor to [[World War II]]. This came as a surprise to most well informed radicals because it was believed that had these events not came to be, the Swiss would have launched thermonuclear warheads at Canada, then blaming the innocent Germans creating a favorable economy boost. However, these events did happen without the Swiss... or did they? The Swiss are very interesting people. Canada captured the entire world, under the command of Don Cherry, then gave it back and apologised, as it is not the "Canadian way".
	This global conflict split a majority of the world's nations into two opposing (three including the TWP) military alliances: the Allies and the Axis. Spanning almost all of the globe, World War III resulted in the deaths of 6 and a half people, making it the deadliest conflict in human history.		This global conflict split a majority of the world's nations into two opposing (three including the TWP) military alliances: the Allies and the Axis. Spanning almost all of the globe, World War III resulted in the deaths of 6 and a half people, making it the deadliest conflict in human history.

Bad Nigger Attitude

Funnybony — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:19:02 GMT

Examples of BNA mutated to other species:

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	==Examples of BNA mutated to other species==		==Examples of BNA mutated to other species==
-	[[Image:Bna-plague.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Normally harmless, this BNA infected Plague Germ is now a regular goddamn SOB. Note: the break in the center through which BNA entered the benign organism]]	+	[[Image:Bna-plague.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Normally harmless, this BNA infected Plague Germ is now a regular goddamn SOB. Note: the break in the center through which BNA entered the benign organism]]
		+	*Atomic World - Anti-Quark
	*Viral World - Common Cold		*Viral World - Common Cold
	*Microbe World - Bubonic Plague		*Microbe World - Bubonic Plague
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	*Alien World - Ellen Ripley		*Alien World - Ellen Ripley
	*Anti World - Satan		*Anti World - Satan
-	*Void World - Something, anything.	+	*Void World - Noise
		+	*Force World - Count Dooku
		+	*Cartoon World - Wiley Coyote
		+	*Uncyclopedia World - THIS article.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

User:LisaKachold/Arizona

LisaKachold — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:16:42 GMT

FUN State Facts:

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	*State state: The Navajo nation.		*State state: The Navajo nation.
	*State nation: Southern Arizona (Mexican territory until 1853).		*State nation: Southern Arizona (Mexican territory until 1853).
-	*State instrument: Scorpion Flute.	+	*State instrument: Sacred Hopi CornMeal Flute.
	*State nemesis: Redflex Scamera .		*State nemesis: Redflex Scamera .
	*State Airline: AeroMexico.		*State Airline: AeroMexico.
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	*State's Asiatown: Grand Avenue and Saguaro Park Detention center.		*State's Asiatown: Grand Avenue and Saguaro Park Detention center.
	*State religion: Mormonism.		*State religion: Mormonism.
-	*State Whine: "I want to go to the Bahamas!"	+	*State Whine: "Taquilla with Agave Worm"
	*State tax: .001%.		*State tax: .001%.
	*State Landmark: Mexico.		*State Landmark: Mexico.

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

Count of Monkey Crisco — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:14:48 GMT

Uncyclopedia isn't real:

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	*{{Delete}} This article actually isn't cited in [[Uncyclopedia:In-jokes]], so we won't be told it's really bad but it has to be saved for that reason. It may be that the "medium is the message," but media preoccupied with themselves are failures. Uncyclopedia should have no more than one "article" with which to mock itself. In addition, this is one of those articles trying to give all angles about what something ''isn't,'' and to add insult to injury, ends by nagging the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}} <small>12:47 30-Dec-09</small>		*{{Delete}} This article actually isn't cited in [[Uncyclopedia:In-jokes]], so we won't be told it's really bad but it has to be saved for that reason. It may be that the "medium is the message," but media preoccupied with themselves are failures. Uncyclopedia should have no more than one "article" with which to mock itself. In addition, this is one of those articles trying to give all angles about what something ''isn't,'' and to add insult to injury, ends by nagging the reader. {{User:SPIKE/signature}} <small>12:47 30-Dec-09</small>
	*{{Exterminate\|Meh.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:29, 30 December 2009''</small>		*{{Exterminate\|Meh.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:29, 30 December 2009''</small>
		+	*{{delete}} Viable concept, zero execution.--[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco\|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 20:14, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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User:TheBrightBeast

TheBrightBeast — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:12:48 GMT

New page

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{{Q|you like kiddie porn.|[[Captain Obvious]]|Child Porn}}

Yeah, this is my page. If you want to contact me, post here :D

World War VI

The Gordon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:11:47 GMT

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	<br>[[Image:Beret.jpg\|20px]] [[France]]		<br>[[Image:Beret.jpg\|20px]] [[France]]
-	<br>[[Image:FascistChinaFlag.png\|20px]] [[China]]	+	<br>[[Image:FascistChinaFlag.png\|20px]] [[People's Republic of China]]
	<br>[[Image:DNPRK.jpg\|20px]] [[North Korea]]		<br>[[Image:DNPRK.jpg\|20px]] [[North Korea]]
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	<br>[[Yugoslavia\|Latter Yugoslavia]]		<br>[[Yugoslavia\|Latter Yugoslavia]]
-	<br>[[Antarctica]]	+	<br>[[Switzerland]]
	<br>[[Saudi Arabia]]		<br>[[Saudi Arabia]]
	<br>[[Switzerland]]		<br>[[Switzerland]]
	<br>[[Egypt]]		<br>[[Egypt]]
-	<br>[[Hungary]]	+	<br>[[Indonesia]]
	<br>[[Canada]]		<br>[[Canada]]
	<br>[[South Africa]]		<br>[[South Africa]]
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	<br>[[Mongolia]]		<br>[[Mongolia]]
-	<br>[[Switzerland]]	+	<br>[[Ukraine]]
-	<br>[[Roman Empire]]	+	<br>[[Imperial Penguin Army]]
	<br>Vulgaria		<br>Vulgaria
-	<br>Indepndent [[India]]	+	<br>[[Mexico]]
	<br>[[Zimbabwe]]		<br>[[Zimbabwe]]
	<br>[[Hell]]		<br>[[Hell]]
	<br>Deserted Island		<br>Deserted Island
-	<br>Planet Vogg	+	<br>Independent [[India]]
	\|commander1='''Allied'''		\|commander1='''Allied'''
	[[Osama Bin Laden]]		[[Osama Bin Laden]]
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	<br>[[God]]		<br>[[God]]
-	<br>[[Jack Sparrow]]	+	<br>[[Captain Hook]]
	<br>King Zogg		<br>King Zogg
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	<br>[[Thierry Henry]]		<br>[[Thierry Henry]]
-	<br>King Vogg	+	<br>[[Penguin]]
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	\|strength2=Stronger		\|strength2=Stronger

A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass

DrStrange — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:10:36 GMT

oops! can't put uncyclopedia links inside external links. Nothing between the <ref></ref>

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	<p>In the squeaky clean and highly moralistic depictions of 1950’s America by television shows like ''"Father Knows Best"'' and ''"[[Leave it to Beaver]]"'', women were depicted as if they were still living in the 1930’s but had learned to get back into the kitchen without being told. The war was over and women kicking ass wasn’t deemed to be a necessity anymore. Naughtiness was pretty much relegated to localized “camera clubs”, who secretly exchanged [[Pornography\|artistic photos]] out of the scrutiny of [[Police\|mainstream censorship]]. After these [[Pedophiles\|connoisseurs]] got a sniff of [[Bettie Page]], in leather and lace, getting spanked and posing in other fetishist idioms, it wasn’t long before girly publications like ''"Wink"'',<ref>[http://www.queermusicheritage.us/FEMALE/russell-winkcover.jpg Say No More!]</ref> ''"Titter"''<ref>[http://www.magneticgraphix.ca/PinUp/files/pl_pin22_detail_1.png It’s not a very good name, is it?]</ref> and ''"Eyeful"''<ref>[http://vintagegirlymags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/eyeful_v07_n06_jun_1951_01.jpg Va Va Voom!]</ref> hit the newsstands. Women were now encouraged to be leather wearing [[Hot\|hotties]] but the only thing that came close to ass kicking was Bettie getting spanked by another woman with a hair brush. <ref>[http://www.vipflux.com/files.php?file=bettie_page_spank_342134650.jpg Getting warmer]</ref></p>		<p>In the squeaky clean and highly moralistic depictions of 1950’s America by television shows like ''"Father Knows Best"'' and ''"[[Leave it to Beaver]]"'', women were depicted as if they were still living in the 1930’s but had learned to get back into the kitchen without being told. The war was over and women kicking ass wasn’t deemed to be a necessity anymore. Naughtiness was pretty much relegated to localized “camera clubs”, who secretly exchanged [[Pornography\|artistic photos]] out of the scrutiny of [[Police\|mainstream censorship]]. After these [[Pedophiles\|connoisseurs]] got a sniff of [[Bettie Page]], in leather and lace, getting spanked and posing in other fetishist idioms, it wasn’t long before girly publications like ''"Wink"'',<ref>[http://www.queermusicheritage.us/FEMALE/russell-winkcover.jpg Say No More!]</ref> ''"Titter"''<ref>[http://www.magneticgraphix.ca/PinUp/files/pl_pin22_detail_1.png It’s not a very good name, is it?]</ref> and ''"Eyeful"''<ref>[http://vintagegirlymags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/eyeful_v07_n06_jun_1951_01.jpg Va Va Voom!]</ref> hit the newsstands. Women were now encouraged to be leather wearing [[Hot\|hotties]] but the only thing that came close to ass kicking was Bettie getting spanked by another woman with a hair brush. <ref>[http://www.vipflux.com/files.php?file=bettie_page_spank_342134650.jpg Getting warmer]</ref></p>
	<span style="margin-top:10px; margin-bottom:10px; font-family:'Futura Condensed', sans-serif; font-size:12pt; color:black; line-height:26pt;">'''''The 1960's'''''</span><p>		<span style="margin-top:10px; margin-bottom:10px; font-family:'Futura Condensed', sans-serif; font-size:12pt; color:black; line-height:26pt;">'''''The 1960's'''''</span><p>
-	[[Russ Meyer]] grew up in a porn-less house and spent his [[youth]] touching himself while leering at posters of “Rosie The Riveter” in dubiously sexy situations<ref>[http://images.art.com/images/-/Rosie-the-Riveter--C10397155.jpeg Also the inspiration for the modern porn series ''“No Boys Allowed”'' parts 1-15]</ref> Meyer's chocolate and peanut butter epiphany came in 1961 when he mistakenly walked into a California [[UnBooks:Alibaba And The Forty Bikers\|biker bar]] and erroneously assumed that a long haired member of the [[Hells Angels]] was a woman. Meyer later claimed that he survived the beating by pretending that he was being assaulted by a leather clad woman with [[Tits\|huge tits]] - which proved to be arousing. In 1965, Meyer released [[UnClassic Film Review:Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!\|“Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill”]]<ref>[http://www.visiblevoicebooks.com/newsEvents/uploaded_images/FasterPussycat-792078.jpg SUPERWOMEN]</ref> and a generation of men were introduced to erotic thrill of being [[HowTo:Kick a man when he's down\|kicked repeatedly in the groin]] by an attractive, buxom woman. The [[BBC]] were quick to respond to high demand in [[Great Britain\|Britain]] by introducing the character “Emma Peel” in the hit television show “The Avengers”<ref>[http://nummynims.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/emma-peel-03.jpg The British required a more ladylike boot to the nads in a curiously sunny [[England]] that lacked squalor]</ref></p>	+	[[Russ Meyer]] grew up in a porn-less house and spent his [[youth]] touching himself while leering at posters of “Rosie The Riveter” in dubiously sexy situations<ref>[http://images.art.com/images/-/Rosie-the-Riveter--C10397155.jpeg Also the inspiration for the modern porn series ''“No Boys Allowed”'' parts 1-15]</ref> Meyer's chocolate and peanut butter epiphany came in 1961 when he mistakenly walked into a California [[UnBooks:Alibaba And The Forty Bikers\|biker bar]] and erroneously assumed that a long haired member of the [[Hells Angels]] was a woman. Meyer later claimed that he survived the beating by pretending that he was being assaulted by a leather clad woman with [[Tits\|huge tits]] - which proved to be arousing. In 1965, Meyer released [[UnClassic Film Review:Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!\|“Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill”]]<ref>[http://www.visiblevoicebooks.com/newsEvents/uploaded_images/FasterPussycat-792078.jpg SUPERWOMEN]</ref> and a generation of men were introduced to erotic thrill of being [[HowTo:Kick a man when he's down\|kicked repeatedly in the groin]] by an attractive, buxom woman. The [[BBC]] were quick to respond to high demand in [[Great Britain\|Britain]] by introducing the character “Emma Peel” in the hit television show “The Avengers”<ref>[http://nummynims.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/emma-peel-03.jpg The British required a more ladylike boot to the nads in a curiously sunny England that lacked squalor]</ref></p>
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	[[File:Gracejones1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|170px\|Did I hear a puppy cry in here? Grace Jones is scary!]]		[[File:Gracejones1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|170px\|Did I hear a puppy cry in here? Grace Jones is scary!]]

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Satan

ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:08:15 GMT

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Crusades

74.76.183.155 — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:08:13 GMT

Introduction:

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	== Introduction ==		== Introduction ==
-	"The Crusades", also kown as the War on Terror, were something a bit like the [[Chris Evans\|Big Breakfast]] they helped to create the "emo" music genre. Because of this, God got angry and unleashed his fury on the other lessers and senseless religions... Most people joined in just to get cool swords and [[Girls\|shit]]....	+	"The Crusades", also known as the War on Terror, were something a bit like the [[Chris Evans\|Big Breakfast]] they helped to create the "emo" music genre. Because of this, God got angry and unleashed his fury on the other lessers and senseless religions... Most people joined in just to get cool swords and [[Girls\|shit]]....
	BTW THEY DIDNT HAPPEN		BTW THEY DIDNT HAPPEN
	- Religion Teacher at a Catholic School.		- Religion Teacher at a Catholic School.

Zmas

Bobblylipman — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:06:34 GMT

Communal singing: rhythm

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	:''O little town of Bethleham, how still we see thee buy,		:''O little town of Bethleham, how still we see thee buy,
	:''Your people buy the rubbish gifts that are advertised by lies.		:''Your people buy the rubbish gifts that are advertised by lies.
-	:''Then they force them on their family and friends and expect some in return.	+	:''Then they force them on their family and friends 'cause getting them's their right:
-	:''The hopes and fears of retailers are laid on thee tonight...''	+	:''The hopes and fears of retailers are laid on thee tonight!''

	==The date of Zmas==		==The date of Zmas==

The Toosy

TheLedBalloon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:06:28 GMT

huffed "[[The Toosy]]" content was: '"The Toosy". Note the power …' (and the only contributor was '115.186.32.61')

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Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:05:23 GMT

{{user|Necropaxx}}:

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-	{{s\|11 who see dead people and invite them to tea <!-- You can change this if you want to -->}}	+	{{s\|12 who see dead people and invite them to tea <!-- You can change this if you want to -->}}
	*'''NF'''- yet again we'll have the battle of the titans. I think this one Mormon old timer need a pat on the shoulder for all the good he contributed to Uncyclopedia over a long time. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 19:42, December 1, 2009 (UTC)		*'''NF'''- yet again we'll have the battle of the titans. I think this one Mormon old timer need a pat on the shoulder for all the good he contributed to Uncyclopedia over a long time. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 19:42, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
	*{{For}} - yet again? Yes! Necropaxx wrote many featured articles including one last month, made many images, done Pee Reviews, and is really nice for a dead guy. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 20:10, December 1, 2009 (UTC)		*{{For}} - yet again? Yes! Necropaxx wrote many featured articles including one last month, made many images, done Pee Reviews, and is really nice for a dead guy. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 20:10, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
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	*'''For'''. For Necropaxx whose name reminds me of '''Death Packaging''' . Perhaps he could use this once he leaves school and goes into business. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 19:52, December 14, 2009 (UTC)		*'''For'''. For Necropaxx whose name reminds me of '''Death Packaging''' . Perhaps he could use this once he leaves school and goes into business. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 19:52, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
	*'''For''' He's kind of Necropaxxy. {{User:The Woodburninator/sig2}} 20:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)		*'''For''' He's kind of Necropaxxy. {{User:The Woodburninator/sig2}} 20:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
		+	*'''For''' I think he deserves this one, ever so slightly more than Why?

	=={{user\|Simsilikesims}}==		=={{user\|Simsilikesims}}==

Mario Kart

205.188.116.11 — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:04:45 GMT

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	* [[Ghost\|Blinky]]		* [[Ghost\|Blinky]]
	* [[Tamagotchi\|Mametchi]]		* [[Tamagotchi\|Mametchi]]
		+	* [[R.O.B.\|Wal-E]]

	==Items==		==Items==

User:68.42.246.27

Zombiebaron — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:04:01 GMT

changed block settings for [[68.42.246.27 (Talk)]] with an expiry time of 2010-01-12T08:39:59Z (anonymous users only, account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) Please stop emailing both the mailing list and myself to make futile attempts at begging us to unban you

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Satan

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ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:01:15 GMT

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	Fuck, hate it when this happens so the link is [[User:Iwillkillyou333/Nisshin Maru\|here]]		Fuck, hate it when this happens so the link is [[User:Iwillkillyou333/Nisshin Maru\|here]]
	{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 (Version 2)}} 06:53, December 30, 2009 (UTC)		{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 (Version 2)}} 06:53, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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		+	:I'll do this one, 24 hours. --[[User:ChiefjusticeDS\|ChiefjusticeDS]] 20:01, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

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DNA

Matt lobster — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:58:06 GMT

Not To Be Confused With:

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World War VI

The Gordon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:57:45 GMT

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	<br>[[Image:Afghanflag.jpg\|20px]] [[Afghanistan]]		<br>[[Image:Afghanflag.jpg\|20px]] [[Afghanistan]]
-	<br>[[Image:File:Flag of Brazil.png\|20px]] [[Brazil]]	+	<br>[[Image:Flag of Brazil.png\|20px]] [[Brazil]]
	<br>[[Image:4square.JPG\|20px]] [[Empire of the Four Squares]]		<br>[[Image:4square.JPG\|20px]] [[Empire of the Four Squares]]
	<br>[[Image:Swedishflag P.jpg\|20px]] [[Sweden]]		<br>[[Image:Swedishflag P.jpg\|20px]] [[Sweden]]
	<br>[[Image:Spain flag.jpg\|20px]] [[Spain]]		<br>[[Image:Spain flag.jpg\|20px]] [[Spain]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[Atlantis]]	+	<br>[[Image:Flag of Bangladesh.JPG\|20px]] [[Bangladesh]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[South America\|South America Alliance]]	+	<br>[[Image:South America flag.png\|20px]] [[South America\|South America Alliance]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[British]] [[India]]	+	<br>[[Image:East India Company.png\|20px]] [[British]] [[India]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[Mordor]]	+	<br>[[Image:Mordorflag.png\|20px]] [[Mordor]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[Heaven]]	+	<br>[[Image:GOD!!!!.jpg\|20px]] [[Heaven]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] Pirateland	+	<br>[[Image:Rising jolly roger.jpg\|20px]] Pirateland
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] Planet Zogg	+	<br>[[Image:Federation.png\|20px]] Planet Zogg
	\|combatant2='''Axis'''		\|combatant2='''Axis'''
	[[Germany]]		[[Germany]]

Eve Online

ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:57:44 GMT

Rule 2

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	There are lots of things to do in EVE. while most pepole will go to the dark side(carebearing) there are a few pepole who will dicide to do into the industrial line of work(Dark Side is WAY more awsome).		There are lots of things to do in EVE. while most pepole will go to the dark side(carebearing) there are a few pepole who will dicide to do into the industrial line of work(Dark Side is WAY more awsome).
	===Mining===		===Mining===
-	editing plz mess whith this	+	editing plz dont mess whith this
-
	==Empires==		==Empires==
	There are 7 Empires who operate under the protection of Concord, 5 of which are founding members. They are the Amarr [[Christianity\|Empire]], the Caldari [[Unamerica\|State]], the Gallente [[United Federation of Planets\|Federation]], the Jove [[United Earth Directorate\|Directorate]], the Minmatar [[Republic\|Republic]], the Ammatar [[Saudi Arabia\|Mandate]], and the Khanid [[North Korea\|Kingdom]]. The first 5 of them are the founding members.		There are 7 Empires who operate under the protection of Concord, 5 of which are founding members. They are the Amarr [[Christianity\|Empire]], the Caldari [[Unamerica\|State]], the Gallente [[United Federation of Planets\|Federation]], the Jove [[United Earth Directorate\|Directorate]], the Minmatar [[Republic\|Republic]], the Ammatar [[Saudi Arabia\|Mandate]], and the Khanid [[North Korea\|Kingdom]]. The first 5 of them are the founding members.

File:Rising jolly roger.jpg

The Gordon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:56:28 GMT

uploaded ''[[File:Rising jolly roger.jpg]]'' Jolly Roger.

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Eve Online

65.12.148.47 — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:56:27 GMT

Mining:

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	There are lots of things to do in EVE. while most pepole will go to the dark side(carebearing) there are a few pepole who will dicide to do into the industrial line of work(Dark Side is WAY more awsome).		There are lots of things to do in EVE. while most pepole will go to the dark side(carebearing) there are a few pepole who will dicide to do into the industrial line of work(Dark Side is WAY more awsome).
	===Mining===		===Mining===
-	editing plz dont mess whith this	+	editing plz mess whith this
		+
	==Empires==		==Empires==
	There are 7 Empires who operate under the protection of Concord, 5 of which are founding members. They are the Amarr [[Christianity\|Empire]], the Caldari [[Unamerica\|State]], the Gallente [[United Federation of Planets\|Federation]], the Jove [[United Earth Directorate\|Directorate]], the Minmatar [[Republic\|Republic]], the Ammatar [[Saudi Arabia\|Mandate]], and the Khanid [[North Korea\|Kingdom]]. The first 5 of them are the founding members.		There are 7 Empires who operate under the protection of Concord, 5 of which are founding members. They are the Amarr [[Christianity\|Empire]], the Caldari [[Unamerica\|State]], the Gallente [[United Federation of Planets\|Federation]], the Jove [[United Earth Directorate\|Directorate]], the Minmatar [[Republic\|Republic]], the Ammatar [[Saudi Arabia\|Mandate]], and the Khanid [[North Korea\|Kingdom]]. The first 5 of them are the founding members.

User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:55:52 GMT

Reverted edit(s) of 195.229.236.216 (talk) to last version by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

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-	can i have a mssg which says that i'm dumb?	+	{{talkheader}}
		+	{\| align="center" border="0" style="background-color: #f8eaba; color: #000000; border: outset 2px burlywood; padding: 5px; width: 80%; margin-top: -11px"
		+	\| '''Archives:''' [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive1\|Archive1]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive2\|Archive2]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive3\|Archive3]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive4\|Archive4]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive5\|Archive5]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive6\|Archive6]]
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		+	==raaaAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!!!!==
		+	I'll buy you dinner next time. -{{User:Optimuschris/sig}}<small><small>13:13, 18 Dec</small></small>
		+	:Well, I'm eating dinner right now, so that'd be very appropriate, thank you. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:23, 18 December 2009''</small>

		+	== DICKSLOL ==

-	thx :)	+	LOL! {{User:The Woodburninator/sig2}} 18:19, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
		+
		+	:{{User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/dicks lol}}
		+	:{{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <font color="gray" style="font-size:9px;">18:23, 18 December 2009</font>
		+
		+	::OMG! THE HORROR! {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:42, 18 December 2009''</small>
		+
		+	==Thanks!==
		+
		+	{{box\|
		+	bg=#FFFFFF\|border=solid 3px #000000\|Guildensternenstein.jpg\|200px\|
		+	[[Image:Guildy.jpg\|\|right\|150px\|]]
		+	'''<b><big>FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN</big></b>'''\|
		+	''Thank you for supporting my [[Carnies\|recently featured article]].''
		+	<br>
		+	<br>
		+	''Your support is greatly appreciated.''
		+	<br>
		+	<br>
		+	{{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
		+	}}
		+	:To think I just cleaned up this talkpage...<br/>Well, the thanks is appreciated either way. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:58, 18 December 2009''</small>
		+
		+	== Cut me some slack, I'm <s>lazy</s> busy ==
		+
		+	{{PN\|6}}
		+
		+	More clutter! {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <font color="gray" style="font-size:9px;">20:26, 18 December 2009</font>
		+
		+	==Mensaje!==
		+
		+	{{PN\|4}}
		+
		+	And even moar! {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <font color="gray" style="font-size:9px;">23:00, 18 December 2009</font>
		+	:Oh dear. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''23:47, 18 December 2009''</small>
		+
		+	== Another bun ==
		+
		+	Not sure what you'll think about [[UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black\|this]] but it's been mainspaced.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 16:23, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:Well, I think I just ''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black\|might]]'' nominate this one too. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''16:25, 19 December 2009''</small>
		+	::I bought you a [[Regifting\|present]].--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 17:21, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:::That'd make for a great [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Regifting\|feature]] for Christmas. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''20:52, 23 December 2009''</small>
		+	::::Looking like it's not all that funny to everyone. I'm sort of surprised but I think there were greater expectations for the concept and my "quickie" wasn't satisfactory. Oh well, I'll wait till next year to do something more with it, just like the Turkey. I seem to be on a writing spree nonetheless. Let's see how many articles I can horde for 2010.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 20:51, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:::::I'll be looking forward to your next articles, then. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''20:59, 25 December 2009''</small>
		+	::::::[[It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash\|This]] is finished but it's definitely a crowded VFH at the moment. Let's see how long the uptrend lasts, it's been a pleasant surprise after the summer drought.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 21:16, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:::::::BTW, there's plenty of tits [[A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass\|here]]--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 15:23, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
		+	::::::::[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass\|Nominated]]. Not by me though. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:34, 29 December 2009''</small>
		+	:::::::::Should I nom [[It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash]]? Is it good enough for a feature, in your opinion? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:35, 29 December 2009''</small>
		+	::::::::::Definitely the easier write. I reread it again with a clearer post-production head and I'm happy with it. Whore me.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 13:38, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:::::::::::[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash\|Nom nom nom]]. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:53, 29 December 2009''</small>
		+
		+	==Re: A question you asked back when dinosaurs roamed the land==
		+	Actually that was just because some knob with a computer major disabled the security. Anyway, I really appreciate you asking or having asked. Yes, I have been around for a few days and used that time to make a horrible mess all over the walls - [[User:Nikau/Extraterrestrial life]]. I am currently around for a few hours. However for the forseeable future I shall sadly be aflat. How are you yourself? --[[User:Nikau\|Nikau]] 10:21, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:Glad to see you're back. I hope you can drop by once in a while during periods of absence. Extraterrestrial life looks very good so far. With me, things are going quite well. I'm expecting to have some free time on my hands, so I can write a few articles of my own. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:08, 20 December 2009''</small>
		+
		+	==Drama==
		+	Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as [[Drama (Uncyclopedia)\|Drama]]. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to [[Drama (Uncyclopedia)\|the article itself]] and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --{{User:Matfen815/sig}} 00:40, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
		+
		+	Article link [[Drama (Uncyclopedia)\|here]].
		+	:I added a little something. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:42, 21 December 2009''</small>
		+
		+	==VFD==
		+	I undid you because somehow your edit messed up the entire page. Also, I banned him because he ignored the very large header saying "no more VFD drama". {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 23:59, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:Can you get on IRC? Just rather discuss this in private. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:01, 24 December 2009''</small>
		+	::I'm there, but I'd really like to go to sleep. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 00:04, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
		+
		+	==That's where your vote went==
		+	[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3ATop10_09%2FNov&diff=4294679&oldid=4280919 "Voting ends on the 15rd"] {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 16:49, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:Well, that's the first time I saw an admin revert voting. Very weird. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''19:55, 25 December 2009''</small>
		+	==eek!==
		+	Would you proofread the papyrus article? Its grammar is so fucked up. [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 03:36, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:Penis. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 04:42, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
		+	::So I'm not gay enough, eh? /me takes said penis up the ass/ [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 04:49, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:::[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=UnBooks:A_Brief_Overview_Of_The_History_Of_The_Papyrus_Containing_The_Spell_To_Preserve_Its_Possessor_Against_Attacks_From_He_Who_Is_In_The_Water_And_Its_Role_In_Shaping_Human_History,_Along_With_Alternate_Versions_Of_History_In_Various_Parallel_Universes&diff=4298581&oldid=4298395 Penis.] {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''07:14, 27 December 2009''</small>
		+	::::Dude, you're so UoTY! [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 08:28, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
		+	:::::Dude, thanks. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''08:29, 27 December 2009''</small>
		+	::::::Dude, you're welcome. [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 15:36, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

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ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:54:32 GMT

+The Toosy

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	[[:Chuck Norris: The Truth]] - Blanked by original creator, among other things.		[[:Chuck Norris: The Truth]] - Blanked by original creator, among other things.

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195.229.236.216 — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:54:31 GMT

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-	{{talkheader}}	+	can i have a mssg which says that i'm dumb?
-	{\| align="center" border="0" style="background-color: #f8eaba; color: #000000; border: outset 2px burlywood; padding: 5px; width: 80%; margin-top: -11px"
-	\| '''Archives:''' [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive1\|Archive1]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive2\|Archive2]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive3\|Archive3]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive4\|Archive4]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive5\|Archive5]] • [[User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive6\|Archive6]]
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-	==raaaAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!!!!==
-	I'll buy you dinner next time. -{{User:Optimuschris/sig}}<small><small>13:13, 18 Dec</small></small>
-	:Well, I'm eating dinner right now, so that'd be very appropriate, thank you. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:23, 18 December 2009''</small>

-	== DICKSLOL ==

-	LOL! {{User:The Woodburninator/sig2}} 18:19, December 18, 2009 (UTC)	+	thx :)
-
-	:{{User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/dicks lol}}
-	:{{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <font color="gray" style="font-size:9px;">18:23, 18 December 2009</font>
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-	::OMG! THE HORROR! {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:42, 18 December 2009''</small>
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-	==Thanks!==
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-	{{box\|
-	bg=#FFFFFF\|border=solid 3px #000000\|Guildensternenstein.jpg\|200px\|
-	[[Image:Guildy.jpg\|\|right\|150px\|]]
-	'''<b><big>FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN</big></b>'''\|
-	''Thank you for supporting my [[Carnies\|recently featured article]].''
-	<br>
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-	''Your support is greatly appreciated.''
-	<br>
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-	{{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
-	}}
-	:To think I just cleaned up this talkpage...<br/>Well, the thanks is appreciated either way. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:58, 18 December 2009''</small>
-
-	== Cut me some slack, I'm <s>lazy</s> busy ==
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-	{{PN\|6}}
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-	More clutter! {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <font color="gray" style="font-size:9px;">20:26, 18 December 2009</font>
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-	==Mensaje!==
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-	{{PN\|4}}
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-	And even moar! {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <font color="gray" style="font-size:9px;">23:00, 18 December 2009</font>
-	:Oh dear. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''23:47, 18 December 2009''</small>
-
-	== Another bun ==
-
-	Not sure what you'll think about [[UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black\|this]] but it's been mainspaced.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 16:23, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
-	:Well, I think I just ''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black\|might]]'' nominate this one too. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''16:25, 19 December 2009''</small>
-	::I bought you a [[Regifting\|present]].--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 17:21, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
-	:::That'd make for a great [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Regifting\|feature]] for Christmas. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''20:52, 23 December 2009''</small>
-	::::Looking like it's not all that funny to everyone. I'm sort of surprised but I think there were greater expectations for the concept and my "quickie" wasn't satisfactory. Oh well, I'll wait till next year to do something more with it, just like the Turkey. I seem to be on a writing spree nonetheless. Let's see how many articles I can horde for 2010.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 20:51, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
-	:::::I'll be looking forward to your next articles, then. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''20:59, 25 December 2009''</small>
-	::::::[[It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash\|This]] is finished but it's definitely a crowded VFH at the moment. Let's see how long the uptrend lasts, it's been a pleasant surprise after the summer drought.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 21:16, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
-	:::::::BTW, there's plenty of tits [[A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass\|here]]--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 15:23, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
-	::::::::[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass\|Nominated]]. Not by me though. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:34, 29 December 2009''</small>
-	:::::::::Should I nom [[It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash]]? Is it good enough for a feature, in your opinion? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:35, 29 December 2009''</small>
-	::::::::::Definitely the easier write. I reread it again with a clearer post-production head and I'm happy with it. Whore me.--{{User:DrStrange/sig}} 13:38, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
-	:::::::::::[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash\|Nom nom nom]]. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:53, 29 December 2009''</small>
-
-	==Re: A question you asked back when dinosaurs roamed the land==
-	Actually that was just because some knob with a computer major disabled the security. Anyway, I really appreciate you asking or having asked. Yes, I have been around for a few days and used that time to make a horrible mess all over the walls - [[User:Nikau/Extraterrestrial life]]. I am currently around for a few hours. However for the forseeable future I shall sadly be aflat. How are you yourself? --[[User:Nikau\|Nikau]] 10:21, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
-	:Glad to see you're back. I hope you can drop by once in a while during periods of absence. Extraterrestrial life looks very good so far. With me, things are going quite well. I'm expecting to have some free time on my hands, so I can write a few articles of my own. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:08, 20 December 2009''</small>
-
-	==Drama==
-	Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as [[Drama (Uncyclopedia)\|Drama]]. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to [[Drama (Uncyclopedia)\|the article itself]] and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --{{User:Matfen815/sig}} 00:40, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
-
-	Article link [[Drama (Uncyclopedia)\|here]].
-	:I added a little something. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:42, 21 December 2009''</small>
-
-	==VFD==
-	I undid you because somehow your edit messed up the entire page. Also, I banned him because he ignored the very large header saying "no more VFD drama". {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 23:59, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
-	:Can you get on IRC? Just rather discuss this in private. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''00:01, 24 December 2009''</small>
-	::I'm there, but I'd really like to go to sleep. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 00:04, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
-
-	==That's where your vote went==
-	[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3ATop10_09%2FNov&diff=4294679&oldid=4280919 "Voting ends on the 15rd"] {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 16:49, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
-	:Well, that's the first time I saw an admin revert voting. Very weird. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''19:55, 25 December 2009''</small>
-	==eek!==
-	Would you proofread the papyrus article? Its grammar is so fucked up. [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 03:36, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
-	:Penis. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 04:42, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
-	::So I'm not gay enough, eh? /me takes said penis up the ass/ [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 04:49, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
-	:::[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=UnBooks:A_Brief_Overview_Of_The_History_Of_The_Papyrus_Containing_The_Spell_To_Preserve_Its_Possessor_Against_Attacks_From_He_Who_Is_In_The_Water_And_Its_Role_In_Shaping_Human_History,_Along_With_Alternate_Versions_Of_History_In_Various_Parallel_Universes&diff=4298581&oldid=4298395 Penis.] {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''07:14, 27 December 2009''</small>
-	::::Dude, you're so UoTY! [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 08:28, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
-	:::::Dude, thanks. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''08:29, 27 December 2009''</small>
-	::::::Dude, you're welcome. [[User:Master of Sockpuppets\|Master of Sockpuppets]] 15:36, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

User:LisaKachold/Arizona

LisaKachold — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:53:02 GMT

Major Cities:

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	*'''Peoria''' lies next to [[Hell\|Glendale]], and is part of an ongoing civil war between the average middle-class citizens (Led by [[Alice Cooper\|General Alice Cooper]]), [[Mexicans]], and the [[White trash\|White Trash Alliance]]. Road Rage Battles often occur with [[human]] middle finger displays, believed to be the result of of brain overheating. The average speed for [[old people\|senior citizens]] in Peoria is 24 mph, while the average high schooler speed limit has slightly increased in recent years to 162 MPH.		*'''Peoria''' lies next to [[Hell\|Glendale]], and is part of an ongoing civil war between the average middle-class citizens (Led by [[Alice Cooper\|General Alice Cooper]]), [[Mexicans]], and the [[White trash\|White Trash Alliance]]. Road Rage Battles often occur with [[human]] middle finger displays, believed to be the result of of brain overheating. The average speed for [[old people\|senior citizens]] in Peoria is 24 mph, while the average high schooler speed limit has slightly increased in recent years to 162 MPH.

		+	{{Image:BabyBoomers.jpg\|thumb\|right}}
	*'''Sun City Vistoso''' is the capital of Arizona and is a town just outside of [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]]. It will be named the second largest city in the United States by 2025. Sun City is one of a few government run "retirement communities" where [[Baby Boomers]] are are promised [[Social Security]] benefits, and then shipped off to die. In this land where rotting takes decades due to the lack of [[water]], most are sent to the Petrified Forest National Park located East of Holbrook, AZ (informally known as Sun City Memory Lawn) where they are posed as 'petrified wood'.		*'''Sun City Vistoso''' is the capital of Arizona and is a town just outside of [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]]. It will be named the second largest city in the United States by 2025. Sun City is one of a few government run "retirement communities" where [[Baby Boomers]] are are promised [[Social Security]] benefits, and then shipped off to die. In this land where rotting takes decades due to the lack of [[water]], most are sent to the Petrified Forest National Park located East of Holbrook, AZ (informally known as Sun City Memory Lawn) where they are posed as 'petrified wood'.

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ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:52:15 GMT

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	Original image: http://brighamrad.harvard.edu/education/fetaldose/diag-exposure.html		Original image: http://brighamrad.harvard.edu/education/fetaldose/diag-exposure.html
-	Die Than Born
-	why do we all born than die after why cant it be the opposite way around you die than born not die while you are still inside your own mother pregnancy will to find out the opposite way-like for example( I was born may26,26,19993 which I am and die on on march 5 1993 2 mouth before my birth the the time show 5/26/1993-3/5/199) how dose this all happen will to star with you live in your normal life the first thing that you have to do for this to happen is that you travel in time back in the past but this past isn’t any past this kind of past is the past that you travel before you were born that you are trap in that time and never can go back in your time trap in the past forever unable to return once you are I the past before you were born than it have to be the time where your own mother is still pregnant with you for this to happen if not than it cant not be die than born for example for this is that you travel yourself were you are given birth than that is not die than born if you travel yourself before your own mother is pregnant with you than it might not happen-so for this to happen you have to travel from your time to the past before you were born but while your own mother is still pregnant with you and die in that time and wait until your mother give birth to you while your future self die before your birth becoming the first ever who die than born but if you die before you were born and that your own mother never given birth to you that your unborn self die in the womb or vanish inside the womb than you have death of date with out a birth of date becoming the first ever who die with out being born so this is how die than born happen.
-	so the thing that die than born happen is that you travel in the past before you were born while your own mother is still pregnant with you for this to happen and than you die in that time than you wait until your mother give birth to you able to become die than born but if you die before you were born and wait until your birth but it never happen than you become the dead-so that how die than born or die happen. by Johnny Garcia

	== Licensing ==		== Licensing ==

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The Gordon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:52:00 GMT

uploaded ''[[File:East India Company.png]]'' East India Company

New page

User talk:Phoo

ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:51:54 GMT

Welcome

New page

==Welcome!==

{{MOOU}}

Hello, Phoo, and [[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|welcome]] to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for [[N00b|people like you]]:
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Call of Duty

ChiefjusticeDS — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:51:36 GMT

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	Level 1:You start the game as [[Some guy you've never heard of]] teaching [[Noob]] how to shoot red dots. Sgt fucker tells you to go through the Pitt, where you will have to have [[Sex]] with [[brad pitt]] You are a success to become a homosexual US Irish Ranger.		Level 1:You start the game as [[Some guy you've never heard of]] teaching [[Noob]] how to shoot red dots. Sgt fucker tells you to go through the Pitt, where you will have to have [[Sex]] with [[brad pitt]] You are a success to become a homosexual US Irish Ranger.

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	Level 7: You throw a Dildo at a mans eye and cause him to be permenantly blind forever until attending Hogwarts and finding the Chamber of Secrets before the fuckface Harry Pooper does		Level 7: You throw a Dildo at a mans eye and cause him to be permenantly blind forever until attending Hogwarts and finding the Chamber of Secrets before the fuckface Harry Pooper does
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-	Level 8: You have to defend a Mcdonalds from fatasses. Later on, Burger king fans invade mcdonalds. you and the rest of soldierscall in chuck norris to kill em all.

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User:LisaKachold/Arizona

LisaKachold — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:51:24 GMT

FUN State Facts:

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	*State's Asiatown: Grand Avenue and Saguaro Park Detention center.		*State's Asiatown: Grand Avenue and Saguaro Park Detention center.
	*State religion: Mormonism.		*State religion: Mormonism.
-	*State Whine: "Lyke OMG its LYKE sooooooooo hawt, ugh!"	+	*State Whine: "I want to go to the Bahamas!"
	*State tax: .001%.		*State tax: .001%.
	*State Landmark: Mexico.		*State Landmark: Mexico.
	*State University: University of Arizona and Glendale Community College.		*State University: University of Arizona and Glendale Community College.
-	* State dumping place for morons: Northern Arizona University	+	*State dumping place for morons: Northern Arizona University
	*State Asylum: Arizona State University and Grand Canyon College of Maryvale (i.e. Desert Tent State Prison).		*State Asylum: Arizona State University and Grand Canyon College of Maryvale (i.e. Desert Tent State Prison).
-	*State <strike>Whore</strike> [[shemale]] Rapist: Janet Nopalitano.	+

	[[Category:United States]][[Category:Countries]]		[[Category:United States]][[Category:Countries]]

Bugs Bunny

TheValentineBros — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:51:00 GMT

Rivalries:

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	*[[Kanye West]]-For what he said about Bugs Bunny at the [[Oscars]]		*[[Kanye West]]-For what he said about Bugs Bunny at the [[Oscars]]

-	*[[Yosimite Sam]]-Because!	+	*[[Yosemite Sam]]-Because!

	*[[Porky Pig]]-For stealing his limelight.		*[[Porky Pig]]-For stealing his limelight.

User:LisaKachold/Arizona

LisaKachold — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:50:24 GMT

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	* Any green landscape is immediately eradicated by the state and the ASPCEA.		* Any green landscape is immediately eradicated by the state and the ASPCEA.
-	* If snow is found anywhere south of Payson, call the authorities, as this is most likely an acid waste explosion.	+	* Any snow south of Payson is malfunctioning artificial snow machine equipment at Snow Bowl.
	*Prescott is full of [[Mormons]], same goes to Chandler, Gilbert, Mesa and Tempe, known for a huge-ass Mormon temple.		*Prescott is full of [[Mormons]], same goes to Chandler, Gilbert, Mesa and Tempe, known for a huge-ass Mormon temple.
	*It is the only U.S. state to share the same weather conditions as [[Iraq]].		*It is the only U.S. state to share the same weather conditions as [[Iraq]].
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	*The [[University of Arizona]] is the Kingdom's only source of Dirt Covered Sluts.		*The [[University of Arizona]] is the Kingdom's only source of Dirt Covered Sluts.
	*One of the state's biggest tourist attractions, [[Scottsdale]], is the premier <strike>ghost town</strike> zombie habitation in the American Southwest as it is full of soulless shells milling about.		*One of the state's biggest tourist attractions, [[Scottsdale]], is the premier <strike>ghost town</strike> zombie habitation in the American Southwest as it is full of soulless shells milling about.
-	*Californians are slowly sucking the life out of this state as inhabitants are encroaching as shore erosion, from annual forest fires push people toward lower ground (or the [[Pacific Ocean]]). According to ASU Climatology experts, California is slated for deletion from the time space continuum in the next decade.	+	*Californians inhabitants are encroaching as shore erosion, from annual forest fires push people toward lower ground (or the [[Pacific Ocean]]). According to ASU Climatology experts, California is slated for deletion from the time space continuum in the next decade.

	=== Films Shot In Arizona ===		=== Films Shot In Arizona ===

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	<br>[[Image:Iransymbolique.jpg\|20px]] [[Iran\|I-ran]]		<br>[[Image:Iransymbolique.jpg\|20px]] [[Iran\|I-ran]]
	<br>[[Image:Afghanflag.jpg\|20px]] [[Afghanistan]]		<br>[[Image:Afghanflag.jpg\|20px]] [[Afghanistan]]
-	<br>[[Image:File:Flag of Brazil.png\|20px]] [[Brazil]]	+	<br>[[Image:Flag of Brazil.png\|20px]] [[Brazil]]
	<br>[[Image:4square.JPG\|20px]] [[Empire of the Four Squares]]		<br>[[Image:4square.JPG\|20px]] [[Empire of the Four Squares]]
	<br>[[Image:Swedishflag P.jpg\|20px]] [[Sweden]]		<br>[[Image:Swedishflag P.jpg\|20px]] [[Sweden]]
	<br>[[Image:Spain flag.jpg\|20px]] [[Spain]]		<br>[[Image:Spain flag.jpg\|20px]] [[Spain]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[Atlantis]]	+	<br>[[Image:Flag of Bangladesh.JPG\|20px]] [[Bangladesh]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[South America\|South America Alliance]]	+	<br>[[Image:South America flag.png\|20px]] [[South America\|South America Alliance]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[British]] [[India]]	+	<br>[[Image:East India Company.png\|20px]] [[British]] [[India]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[Mordor]]	+	<br>[[Image:Mordorflag.png\|20px]] [[Mordor]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] [[Heaven]]	+	<br>[[Image:GOD!!!!.jpg\|20px]] [[Heaven]]
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] Pirateland	+	<br>[[Image:Rising jolly roger.jpg\|20px]] Pirateland
-	<br>[[Image:\|20px]] Planet Zogg	+	<br>[[Image:Federation.png\|20px]] Planet Zogg
	\|combatant2='''Axis'''		\|combatant2='''Axis'''
	[[Germany]]		[[Germany]]

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	*'''Peoria''' lies next to [[Hell\|Glendale]], and is part of an ongoing civil war between the average middle-class citizens (Led by [[Alice Cooper\|General Alice Cooper]]), [[Mexicans]], and the [[White trash\|White Trash Alliance]]. Road Rage Battles often occur with [[human]] middle finger displays, believed to be the result of of brain overheating. The average speed for [[old people\|senior citizens]] in Peoria is 24 mph, while the average high schooler speed limit has slightly increased in recent years to 162 MPH.		*'''Peoria''' lies next to [[Hell\|Glendale]], and is part of an ongoing civil war between the average middle-class citizens (Led by [[Alice Cooper\|General Alice Cooper]]), [[Mexicans]], and the [[White trash\|White Trash Alliance]]. Road Rage Battles often occur with [[human]] middle finger displays, believed to be the result of of brain overheating. The average speed for [[old people\|senior citizens]] in Peoria is 24 mph, while the average high schooler speed limit has slightly increased in recent years to 162 MPH.

		+	{{Image:BabyBoomers.jpg\|thumb\|right}}
	*'''Sun City Vistoso''' is the capital of Arizona and is a town just outside of [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]]. It will be named the second largest city in the United States by 2025. Sun City is one of a few government run "retirement communities" where [[Baby Boomers]] are are promised [[Social Security]] benefits, and then shipped off to die. In this land where rotting takes decades due to the lack of [[water]], most are sent to the Petrified Forest National Park located East of Holbrook, AZ (informally known as Sun City Memory Lawn) where they are posed as 'petrified wood'.		*'''Sun City Vistoso''' is the capital of Arizona and is a town just outside of [[Phoenix, Arizona\|Phoenix]]. It will be named the second largest city in the United States by 2025. Sun City is one of a few government run "retirement communities" where [[Baby Boomers]] are are promised [[Social Security]] benefits, and then shipped off to die. In this land where rotting takes decades due to the lack of [[water]], most are sent to the Petrified Forest National Park located East of Holbrook, AZ (informally known as Sun City Memory Lawn) where they are posed as 'petrified wood'.