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Facts about being Horny

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	Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.		Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.
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	Some humans have made great efforts to find 'horn substitutes'. Popular amongst computer scientists, mathematicians and other shunned members of the community at large is the 'implant method'. To combat the horn, tiny lasers have been inserted behind their nipples. This diverts the brain arousal signal away from the groin to more socially acceptable part of the body. This has lead to the popularity of the [[nipples\|Nipple Laser]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain, down the spine and avoiding traffic jams in the pelvic region, shoot back up to the chest. That is why you should always check your insurance cover when partying with computer code experts. Proximity to their bodies could literally set you on fire.		Some humans have made great efforts to find 'horn substitutes'. Popular amongst computer scientists, mathematicians and other shunned members of the community at large is the 'implant method'. To combat the horn, tiny lasers have been inserted behind their nipples. This diverts the brain arousal signal away from the groin to more socially acceptable part of the body. This has lead to the popularity of the [[nipples\|Nipple Laser]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain, down the spine and avoiding traffic jams in the pelvic region, shoot back up to the chest. That is why you should always check your insurance cover when partying with computer code experts. Proximity to their bodies could literally set you on fire.

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Horny

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	==Facts about being Horny==		==Facts about being Horny==
-	[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Who is looking for horn?]]	+	[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Looking for Cape Horn.]]
	Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages. It can be triggered by the fold of your jeans, wearing shrunken boxers or trying to wear the same pair of pants you had when you were 11. Other stimuli can come from watching [[Justin Bieber]] or cheering on your team on a sports field. To find a safe way of trying to curb your own sexual enthusiasm, you have to be willing to experiment. Just placing your hands there or trying to squeeze the sack won't work.		Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages. It can be triggered by the fold of your jeans, wearing shrunken boxers or trying to wear the same pair of pants you had when you were 11. Other stimuli can come from watching [[Justin Bieber]] or cheering on your team on a sports field. To find a safe way of trying to curb your own sexual enthusiasm, you have to be willing to experiment. Just placing your hands there or trying to squeeze the sack won't work.
	One favourite method is by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[Cherry Coke\|cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.		One favourite method is by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[Cherry Coke\|cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.

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	I'm horny. <small>''{{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig}} 10:47, 7 April 2009 (UTC)''</small>		I'm horny. <small>''{{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig}} 10:47, 7 April 2009 (UTC)''</small>
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Horny

2012-05-16T13:23:31Z

Treating Horny (for Women)

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-	[[File:DeathChamber.jpg\|right\|350px]\|thumb\|Carlos <s>Hernandez</s> DeLuna's last resting place]]	+	[[File:DeathChamber.jpg\|right\|350px]\|thumb\|Carlos <s>Hernandez's</s> DeLuna's last resting place]]

	'''LONE STAR, TEX ASS''' – “We had good reason to execute Carlos DeLuna,” Warden Hank Williams said. “He was the spitting image of the killer, he had the same first name, and was near the scene of the [[crime]] at the fateful hour. Besides, he deserved to die.”		'''LONE STAR, TEX ASS''' – “We had good reason to execute Carlos DeLuna,” Warden Hank Williams said. “He was the spitting image of the killer, he had the same first name, and was near the scene of the [[crime]] at the fateful hour. Besides, he deserved to die.”

Horny

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Treating Horny

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	Today, the spread of horniness amongst men has allowed it to be socially acceptable. Now even women can admit to it without getting stoned or executed (except in [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Iran]], [[South Carolina]], [[Disneyland]]..). Horniness has become a leading medical issue as the expectation and gratification of horn will lead to the extinction of humanity, followed closely by the [[Rhino]] and the [[Elephant]], especially when horn runs out and we have to start on tusks.		Today, the spread of horniness amongst men has allowed it to be socially acceptable. Now even women can admit to it without getting stoned or executed (except in [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Iran]], [[South Carolina]], [[Disneyland]]..). Horniness has become a leading medical issue as the expectation and gratification of horn will lead to the extinction of humanity, followed closely by the [[Rhino]] and the [[Elephant]], especially when horn runs out and we have to start on tusks.

-	==Treating Horny==	+	==Treating Horny (for Men)==
	[[Image:Lovecouple2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|A 'hands on' cure.]]		[[Image:Lovecouple2.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|A 'hands on' cure.]]
	[[Image:Horny_remover.jpg‎ \|thumb\|The boring cure.]]		[[Image:Horny_remover.jpg‎ \|thumb\|The boring cure.]]
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	*'''Saw.''' To treat horny with a saw, obtain a saw and use it to remove the horns protruding out of your head and pubic region.		*'''Saw.''' To treat horny with a saw, obtain a saw and use it to remove the horns protruding out of your head and pubic region.

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		+	==Treating Horny (for Women)==
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	[[Image:Horny_toad.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|Unbeknownst to all, this horny toad is making good use of the victim's hand. The victim will write it off as one of the more acceptable bodily wastes and never speak of it again, as is often the case when a male is touched by the genital excrement of another male.]]		[[Image:Horny_toad.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|Unbeknownst to all, this horny toad is making good use of the victim's hand. The victim will write it off as one of the more acceptable bodily wastes and never speak of it again, as is often the case when a male is touched by the genital excrement of another male.]]
	{{Q\|[[Lord Byron]] knows all about horny.\|Oscar Wilde\|being gay}}		{{Q\|[[Lord Byron]] knows all about horny.\|Oscar Wilde\|being gay}}
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	Being '''horny''' isn't one of the strangest of the strange diseases of life, with "victims" ranging from birth to [[Mick Jagger]] and [[Madonna]]. You, in fact, at this moment are horny, you just don't know it. It comes in many forms and is common in all species of animals. Be it the dog humping your leg or your little brother on the sofa pillows, it's there staring you straight in the groin. Women used to call it the 'tickle' or 'itch' but have now adopted 'horn' as a more graphic description of the same problem.		Being '''horny''' isn't one of the strangest of the strange diseases of life, with "victims" ranging from birth to [[Mick Jagger]] and [[Madonna]]. You, in fact, at this moment are horny, you just don't know it. It comes in many forms and is common in all species of animals. Be it the dog humping your leg or your little brother on the sofa pillows, it's there staring you straight in the groin. Women used to call it the 'tickle' or 'itch' but have now adopted 'horn' as a more graphic description of the same problem.

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	Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.		Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.
-	Some humans have made great efforts to find 'horn substitutes'. Popular amongst computer scientists, mathematicians and other shunned members of the community at large is the 'implant method'. To combat the horn, tiny lasers have been inserted behind their nipples. This diverts the brain arousal signal away from the groin to more socially acceptable part of the body. This has lead to the popularity of [[nipples\|Nipple Laser]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain, down the spine and avoiding traffic jams in the pelvic region, shoot back up to the chest.	+	Some humans have made great efforts to find 'horn substitutes'. Popular amongst computer scientists, mathematicians and other shunned members of the community at large is the 'implant method'. To combat the horn, tiny lasers have been inserted behind their nipples. This diverts the brain arousal signal away from the groin to more socially acceptable part of the body. This has lead to the popularity of the [[nipples\|Nipple Laser]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain, down the spine and avoiding traffic jams in the pelvic region, shoot back up to the chest. That is why you should always check your insurance cover when partying with computer code experts. Proximity to their bodies could literally set you on fire.

	The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.		The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.
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	*'''Saw.''' To treat horny with a saw, obtain a saw and use it to remove the horns protruding out of your head and pubic region.		*'''Saw.''' To treat horny with a saw, obtain a saw and use it to remove the horns protruding out of your head and pubic region.

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Masturbation]]		*[[Masturbation]]

Baby boomer

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Conclusion:

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	==Conclusion==		==Conclusion==
-	So, every time you use your smart-phone, your cool car, your hip threads, your [[Hello Kitty Vibrator\|electric dildo]], your hemp shoes, your nylon socks, your plasma TV, Your iMac, your foxy lady, your copy of Hustler, your bong or Rizlas or $100 bill, you can thank your local Baby boomers for making it all possible. Forget the [[Richard Hoagland\|golden age]] of aviation or the industrial age or all past discoveries, and don't notice that since the Baby boomers have been in charge [[China]] now [[PWND\|owns]] the [[America is the best!!!\| United States]] and there are millions of [[Mexicans\|illegals]] wrecking a debt riddled economy. And social security is going under along with welfare because the whole thing is run by carrot-cumber juice drinking [[UnScripts:Who built the moon\|aliens]], and it's just a matter of if the [[Zionism\|Magicians]] reverse engineer it all faster than the [[Nazis]] or the [[Freemasons\|Masons]] and get it out to ''their'' military industrial complex before the Baby boomers children finally finish inventing the [[Internets\|internet]]. Now go make some carrot-cumber juice and be [[Clementine Attlee\|grateful]] for the original and ground-breaking Baby boomers.	+	So, every time you use your smart-phone, your cool car, your hip threads, your [[Hello Kitty Vibrator\|electric dildo]], your hemp shoes, your nylon socks, your plasma TV, Your iMac, your foxy lady, your copy of Hustler, your bong or Rizlas or $100 bill, you can thank your local Baby boomers for making it all possible. Forget the [[Richard Hoagland\|golden age]] of aviation or the industrial age or all past discoveries, and don't notice that since the Baby boomers have been in charge [[China]] now [[PWND\|owns]] the [[America is the best!!!\| United States]] and there are millions of [[Mexicans\|illegals]] wrecking a debt riddled economy. And social security is going under along with welfare because the whole thing is run by carrot-cumber juice drinking [[UnScripts:Who built the moon\|aliens]], and it's just a matter of if the [[Zionism\|Magicians]] reverse engineer it all faster than the [[Nazis]] or the [[Freemasons\|Masons]] and get it out to ''their'' military industrial complex before the Baby boomers off-spring finally finish inventing the [[Internets\|internet]]. Now go make some carrot-cumber juice and be [[Clementine Attlee\|grateful]] for the original and ground-breaking Baby boomers.

	==Reference==		==Reference==

Horny

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Facts about being Horny

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	[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]		[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]
	Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.		Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.
		+	Some humans have made great efforts to find 'horn substitutes'. Popular amongst computer scientists, mathematicians and other shunned members of the community at large is the 'implant method'. To combat the horn, tiny lasers have been inserted behind their nipples. This diverts the brain arousal signal away from the groin to more socially acceptable part of the body. This has lead to the popularity of [[nipples\|Nipple Laser]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain, down the spine and avoiding traffic jams in the pelvic region, shoot back up to the chest.

-	Humans are the only species with the ability to shoot lasers out of their [[nipples]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain. The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.	+	The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.

	==Horniness in History==		==Horniness in History==

Baby boomer

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Conclusion:

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	==Conclusion==		==Conclusion==
-	So, every time you use your smart-phone, your cool car, your hip threads, your [[Hello Kitty Vibrator\|electric dildo]], your hemp shoes, your nylon socks, your plasma TV, Your iMac, your foxy lady]], your copy of Hustler, your bong or Rizla papers or $100 bill, you can thank your local Baby boomers for making it all possible. Forget the [[Richard Hoagland\|golden age]] of aviation or the industrial age or all past discoveries, and don't notice that since the Baby boomers have been in charge [[China]] now [[PWND\|owns]] the [[America is the best!!!\| United States]] and there are millions of [[Mexicans\|illegals]] wrecking a debt riddled economy. And social security is going under along with welfare because the whole thing is run by carrot-cumber juice drinking [[UnScripts:Who built the moon\|aliens]], and it's just a matter of if the [[Zionism\|Magicians]] reverse engineer it all faster than the [[Nazis]] or the [[Freemasons\|Masons]] and get it out to ''their'' military industrial complex before the Baby boomers children finally finish inventing the [[Internets\|internet]]. Now go make some carrot-cumber juice and be [[Clementine Attlee\|grateful]] for the original and ground-breaking Baby boomers.	+	So, every time you use your smart-phone, your cool car, your hip threads, your [[Hello Kitty Vibrator\|electric dildo]], your hemp shoes, your nylon socks, your plasma TV, Your iMac, your foxy lady, your copy of Hustler, your bong or Rizlas or $100 bill, you can thank your local Baby boomers for making it all possible. Forget the [[Richard Hoagland\|golden age]] of aviation or the industrial age or all past discoveries, and don't notice that since the Baby boomers have been in charge [[China]] now [[PWND\|owns]] the [[America is the best!!!\| United States]] and there are millions of [[Mexicans\|illegals]] wrecking a debt riddled economy. And social security is going under along with welfare because the whole thing is run by carrot-cumber juice drinking [[UnScripts:Who built the moon\|aliens]], and it's just a matter of if the [[Zionism\|Magicians]] reverse engineer it all faster than the [[Nazis]] or the [[Freemasons\|Masons]] and get it out to ''their'' military industrial complex before the Baby boomers children finally finish inventing the [[Internets\|internet]]. Now go make some carrot-cumber juice and be [[Clementine Attlee\|grateful]] for the original and ground-breaking Baby boomers.

	==Reference==		==Reference==

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Baby boomer

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Two types of Baby boomers:

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	[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]		[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]
-	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]	+	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"Funny, how?"'']]
	{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Square Baby boomer\|Americans leaving Vietnam}}		{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Square Baby boomer\|Americans leaving Vietnam}}
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	===Unhip Boomer===		===Unhip Boomer===
-	SEE [[Dan Quayle\|DAN QUAYLE]]	+	SEE [[Hillary Clinton\|HILLARY CLINTON]]
-	{{main\|Dan Quayle}}	+	{{main\|Hillary Clinton}}
	===Hip Boomer===		===Hip Boomer===
	SEE [[Robin Williams\|ROBIN WILLIAMS]]		SEE [[Robin Williams\|ROBIN WILLIAMS]]

Horny

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Facts about being Horny

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	It is easy to see why for some people now, celebrating the horn is a good thing and a sign of virility. In the wild, Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate.		It is easy to see why for some people now, celebrating the horn is a good thing and a sign of virility. In the wild, Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate.
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	[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]		[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]
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	Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.		Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.

Baby boomer

2012-05-16T13:08:02Z

Two types of Baby boomers:

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-	[[Image:Robin-boomer.jpg\|218px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]	+	[[Image:Robin-boomer.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]
	[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]		[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]
	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]		[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]

Horny

2012-05-16T13:08:01Z

Facts about being Horny

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	[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Who is looking for horn?]]		[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Who is looking for horn?]]
-	Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages of the onset (by blaming it on the fold of the jeans, or by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.	+	Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages. It can be triggered by the fold of your jeans, wearing shrunken boxers or trying to wear the same pair of pants you had when you were 11. Other stimuli can come from watching [[Justin Bieber]] or cheering on your team on a sports field. To find a safe way of trying to curb your own sexual enthusiasm, you have to be willing to experiment. Just placing your hands there or trying to squeeze the sack won't work.
		+	One favourite method is by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[Cherry Coke\|cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.
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		+	It is easy to see why for some people now, celebrating the horn is a good thing and a sign of virility. In the wild, Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate.

-	Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate.

	[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]		[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]

-	Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags.	+	Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result.

	Humans are the only species with the ability to shoot lasers out of their [[nipples]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain. The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.		Humans are the only species with the ability to shoot lasers out of their [[nipples]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain. The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.

File:Robin-boomer.jpg

2012-05-16T13:07:25Z

uploaded a new version of "[[File:Robin-boomer.jpg]]"

Baby boomer

2012-05-16T13:04:37Z

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	{{Wikipediapar\|Baby boomer}}		{{Wikipediapar\|Baby boomer}}
-	A '''Baby boomer''' is someone born between 1946-1964 who did or didn't experience the "Swinging Sixties," and who did or didn't survive the [[Vietnam War]], and who did or didn't get zonked. No one else can comprehend it, and they had better read an article they can relate to, like [[Justin Bieber]] or [[Frank Sinatra]] perhaps. These were battered kids born to war-mongering, Spam-eating, beer drinking, Bob Hope listening, Camel smoking, A-bomb blasting, Empire State building, Kennedy killing, pinball playing, square parents who lived or died during WWII, and are forever caught in an emotional triangle of Humphrey Bogart, puritanical values, and shell-shock caused by the prospect that getting laid once cost an entire lifetime.	+	A '''Baby boomer''' is someone born between 1946-1964 who did or didn't experience the "Swinging Sixties," and who did or didn't survive the [[Vietnam War]], and who did or didn't get zonked. No one else can comprehend it, and they had better read an article they can relate to, like [[Justin Bieber]] or [[Frank Sinatra]] perhaps. These were battered kids born to war-mongering, Spam-eating, beer drinking, Bob Hope listening, Camel smoking, A-bomb blasting, Kennedy killing, pinball playing, Empire State building, square parents who lived or died during WWII, and are forever caught in an emotional triangle of Humphrey Bogart, puritanical values, and shell-shock caused by the prospect that getting laid once cost an entire lifetime.

	The Baby boomers appeared just at the right time to grab the new contraceptive pill and forever leave their parents jealous that they missed out on [[Battle of the Sexes\|all the shagging]]. Unfortunately these days Baby boomers are now kind of in-charge of things. Despite a 1960's of chilling out and generally telling their parents to be nice to people the WWII generation still carried forward the notion that it's a good idea to offer a sacrificial son to appease the blood-lusting war god [[William Westmoreland\|whoever that might be]].		The Baby boomers appeared just at the right time to grab the new contraceptive pill and forever leave their parents jealous that they missed out on [[Battle of the Sexes\|all the shagging]]. Unfortunately these days Baby boomers are now kind of in-charge of things. Despite a 1960's of chilling out and generally telling their parents to be nice to people the WWII generation still carried forward the notion that it's a good idea to offer a sacrificial son to appease the blood-lusting war god [[William Westmoreland\|whoever that might be]].

User talk:Sheep117

2012-05-16T13:04:25Z

New page

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User talk:Lady Penelope 80

2012-05-16T13:04:03Z

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User talk:Mursil

2012-05-16T13:03:41Z

New page

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Ranting

2012-05-16T13:02:49Z

←Redirected page to Rant

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#REDIRECT[[Rant]]

Forum:Looking for more Facebook and Twitter administrators

2012-05-16T13:02:27Z

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	:Can't you try to get those people to start editing here again, instead? Or are they inactive in the world of social media as well? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''01:08, 16 May 2012''</small>		:Can't you try to get those people to start editing here again, instead? Or are they inactive in the world of social media as well? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''01:08, 16 May 2012''</small>
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		+	I'm on fuckbook - I wouldn't mind doing admin on these sites so I can be subversive and difficult for the Cabal. It's like I'm the guy in ''Earth: Final Conflict'' - sort in the web of evil, but fighting for mankind against our awkwardly effeminate oppressors.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 13:02, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Baby boomer

2012-05-16T13:01:50Z

Also see: will do more later dude.

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	[[Category:1960s]]		[[Category:1960s]]

Baby boomer

2012-05-16T13:01:32Z

Two types of Baby boomers:

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-	[[Image:Robin-boomer.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]	+	[[Image:Robin-boomer.jpg\|218px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]
	[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]		[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]
	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]		[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]

Raptor Jesus

2012-05-16T13:01:01Z

awesome

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-	== Related links ==	+	==Raptor Jesus Lives!==
-	*[[Christianity]]	+
-	*[[Jesusaurus_rex\|Jesusaurus Rex]]	+	Raptor jesus is still alive just this morning i saw him at mc donalds getting a baby burger
-	*[[Judaeo-Palaeontology]]
-	*[[Nazareth Park]]
-	*[[Book of 4chan]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==

File:Robin-boomer.jpg

2012-05-16T12:55:30Z

uploaded ''[[File:Robin-boomer.jpg]]''

Baby boomer

2012-05-16T12:54:52Z

Two types of Baby boomers:

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-	[[Image:Don-boomer.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]	+	[[Image:Robin-boomer.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]
	[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]		[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]
-	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer - Still think you're better than a Boomer? ''You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!'']]	+	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]
	{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Square Baby boomer\|Americans leaving Vietnam}}		{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Square Baby boomer\|Americans leaving Vietnam}}
	{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Round Baby boomer\|Americans entering Vietnam}}		{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Round Baby boomer\|Americans entering Vietnam}}

Horny

2012-05-16T12:54:18Z

few changes here and there

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	{{Q\|[[Lord Byron]] knows all about horny.\|Oscar Wilde\|being gay}}		{{Q\|[[Lord Byron]] knows all about horny.\|Oscar Wilde\|being gay}}
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-	{{wikipedia}}

	Being '''horny''' isn't one of the strangest of the strange diseases of life, with "victims" ranging from birth to [[Mick Jagger]] and [[Madonna]]. You, in fact, at this moment are horny, you just don't know it. It comes in many forms and is common in all species of animals. Be it the dog humping your leg or your little brother on the sofa pillows, it's there staring you straight in the groin. Women used to call it the 'tickle' or 'itch' but have now adopted 'horn' as a more graphic description of the same problem.		Being '''horny''' isn't one of the strangest of the strange diseases of life, with "victims" ranging from birth to [[Mick Jagger]] and [[Madonna]]. You, in fact, at this moment are horny, you just don't know it. It comes in many forms and is common in all species of animals. Be it the dog humping your leg or your little brother on the sofa pillows, it's there staring you straight in the groin. Women used to call it the 'tickle' or 'itch' but have now adopted 'horn' as a more graphic description of the same problem.

-	[[Image:Horny_toad.JPG\|thumb\|Unbeknownst to all, this horny toad is making good use of the victim's hand. The victim will write it off as one of the more acceptable bodily wastes and never speak of it again, as is often the case when a male is touched by the genital excrement of another male.]]	+	==Facts about being Horny==
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-	==Facts About Being Horny==
	[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Who is looking for horn?]]		[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Who is looking for horn?]]
	Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages of the onset (by blaming it on the fold of the jeans, or by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.		Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages of the onset (by blaming it on the fold of the jeans, or by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.
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	*'''Saw.''' To treat horny with a saw, obtain a saw and use it to remove the horns protruding out of your head and pubic region.		*'''Saw.''' To treat horny with a saw, obtain a saw and use it to remove the horns protruding out of your head and pubic region.
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		+	{{wikipedia}}
		+	==See also==
		+	*[[Masturbation]]
		+	*[[Girls]]
		+
	[[Category:Sex]]		[[Category:Sex]]
	[[Category:Goatseisms]]		[[Category:Goatseisms]]

Vanilla Ice

2012-05-16T12:53:39Z

Controversy surrounding "Ice Ice Baby":

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-	Several musicologists have noted the similarity between [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_(band) Queen] & [[David Bowie]]'s "Under Pressure" and "Ice Ice Baby". However, many of the same musicologists have also noted that they are very dissimilar and that anyone who claimed they are similar are cotton-headed ninnymuggins. Therefore, the International Society of Musical Ripoffologists dismissed these musicologists and subsequently sent them to Foster's Home for Insane Musicologists.	+	Several musicologists have noted the similarity between [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_(band) Queen] "Under Pressure" and "Ice Ice Baby". However, many of the same musicologists have also noted that they are [very dissimilar and that anyone who claimed they are similar are cotton-headed ninnymuggins. Therefore, the International Society of Musical Ripoffologists dismissed these musicologists and subsequently sent them to Foster's Home for Insane Musicologists.

	A further investigation was launched in 1992 by [[Men Without Hats]] using the Similarity/Hybridity Indication Test (SHIT). SHIT determined that the 2 songs are not similar enough to warrant legal action for the following reasons:		A further investigation was launched in 1992 by [[Men Without Hats]] using the Similarity/Hybridity Indication Test (SHIT). SHIT determined that the 2 songs are not similar enough to warrant legal action for the following reasons:

User:173.13.200.181

2012-05-16T12:53:13Z

blocked [[173.13.200.181 (talk)]] with an expiry time of infinite

Baby boomer

2012-05-16T12:43:57Z

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	{{Wikipediapar\|Baby boomer}}		{{Wikipediapar\|Baby boomer}}
-	A '''Baby boomer''' is someone born between 1946-1964 who did or didn't experience the "Swinging Sixties," and who did or didn't survive the [[Vietnam War]], and who did or didn't get zonked. No one else can comprehend it, and they had better read an article they can relate to, like [[Justin Bieber]] or [[Frank Sinatra]] perhaps. These were battered kids born to war-mongering, Spam-eating, beer drinking, Bob Hope listening, Camel smoking, A-bomb building, pinball playing, square parents who lived or died during WWII, and are forever caught in an emotional triangle of Humphrey Bogart, puritanical values, and shell-shock caused by the prospect that getting laid once cost an entire lifetime.	+	A '''Baby boomer''' is someone born between 1946-1964 who did or didn't experience the "Swinging Sixties," and who did or didn't survive the [[Vietnam War]], and who did or didn't get zonked. No one else can comprehend it, and they had better read an article they can relate to, like [[Justin Bieber]] or [[Frank Sinatra]] perhaps. These were battered kids born to war-mongering, Spam-eating, beer drinking, Bob Hope listening, Camel smoking, A-bomb blasting, Empire State building, Kennedy killing, pinball playing, square parents who lived or died during WWII, and are forever caught in an emotional triangle of Humphrey Bogart, puritanical values, and shell-shock caused by the prospect that getting laid once cost an entire lifetime.

	The Baby boomers appeared just at the right time to grab the new contraceptive pill and forever leave their parents jealous that they missed out on [[Battle of the Sexes\|all the shagging]]. Unfortunately these days Baby boomers are now kind of in-charge of things. Despite a 1960's of chilling out and generally telling their parents to be nice to people the WWII generation still carried forward the notion that it's a good idea to offer a sacrificial son to appease the blood-lusting war god [[William Westmoreland\|whoever that might be]].		The Baby boomers appeared just at the right time to grab the new contraceptive pill and forever leave their parents jealous that they missed out on [[Battle of the Sexes\|all the shagging]]. Unfortunately these days Baby boomers are now kind of in-charge of things. Despite a 1960's of chilling out and generally telling their parents to be nice to people the WWII generation still carried forward the notion that it's a good idea to offer a sacrificial son to appease the blood-lusting war god [[William Westmoreland\|whoever that might be]].

Horny

2012-05-16T12:41:55Z

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-	Being '''horny''' isn't one of the strangest of the strange diseases of life, with male "victims" ranging from birth to Mick Jagger. You, in fact, at this moment are horny, you just don't know it. It comes in many forms and is common in all species of animals. Be it the dog humping your leg or your little brother on the sofa pillows, it's there staring you straight in the groin.	+	Being '''horny''' isn't one of the strangest of the strange diseases of life, with "victims" ranging from birth to [[Mick Jagger]] and [[Madonna]]. You, in fact, at this moment are horny, you just don't know it. It comes in many forms and is common in all species of animals. Be it the dog humping your leg or your little brother on the sofa pillows, it's there staring you straight in the groin. Women used to call it the 'tickle' or 'itch' but have now adopted 'horn' as a more graphic description of the same problem.

	[[Image:Horny_toad.JPG\|thumb\|Unbeknownst to all, this horny toad is making good use of the victim's hand. The victim will write it off as one of the more acceptable bodily wastes and never speak of it again, as is often the case when a male is touched by the genital excrement of another male.]]		[[Image:Horny_toad.JPG\|thumb\|Unbeknownst to all, this horny toad is making good use of the victim's hand. The victim will write it off as one of the more acceptable bodily wastes and never speak of it again, as is often the case when a male is touched by the genital excrement of another male.]]
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	==Facts About Being Horny==		==Facts About Being Horny==
	[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Who is looking for horn?]]		[[Image:Lovecouple.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Who is looking for horn?]]
-	* Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages of the onset (by blaming it on the fold of the jeans, or by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.	+	Being horny is a disease that one covers up in the early stages of the onset (by blaming it on the fold of the jeans, or by sticking one's hands in one's pockets and pushing the thumb outward as far as possible while walking in an obvious sort of hunched over position and hoping to god the cool kids don't notice), gives up trying to hide by the time one reaches 25 or so, and then feels the need to aid in the later stages of life by means of viagra, the weekender, and popping the [[cherries]] of innocent teenage girls who mistakenly happened by the church on her way home from school.

-	* Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate.	+	Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate.

	[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]		[[Image:517FB1DF-F99D-42B8-8838-76864BD809C3.jpg\|thumb\|A rare picture of a woman that's actually horny..."Feme-Horny"; long believed to be a myth, was recently discovered on [[myspace]] and in [[Rhode Island]].]]

-	* Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags.	+	Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags.

-	*Humans are the only species with the ability to shoot lasers out of their [[nipples]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain. The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.	+	Humans are the only species with the ability to shoot lasers out of their [[nipples]]. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain. The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this ability that speculators feel [[John Wilkes Booth]] was able to assassinate [[President Lincoln]] from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes wasn't aroused by the black scottish terrier he brushed passed at the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot lasers out of his nipples, Abe would still be honest, and in retrospect the Civil Rights Movement may have ceased to exist.

	==Horniness in History==		==Horniness in History==

Baby boomer

2012-05-16T12:41:16Z

MrN, way to go, dude! Don't slow down now -- its already a collab. Great stuff!!!

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	*Baby boomers mastered wireless technology (and then developed ''unmanned warfare'')		*Baby boomers mastered wireless technology (and then developed ''unmanned warfare'')

-	==Baby boomers Developed Unmanned Warfare==	+	==Baby boomers developed unmanned warfare==
	Baby boomers were so turned-off by the Vietnam war draft that they developed remote controlled flying robot battle machines or Predator Drones, which will revolutionize robot v/s robot unmanned warfare (It'll be a load of fun for adults to play)<ref>{{cite web\|title=CNN reference\|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/07/23/wus.warfare.remote.uav/}}</ref>. Because of Baby boomers, wars of the future could really be a gas, so much fun that the Army will be turning strong men away and recruiting only gay, geeky, wiz-kids to man-the-bots. Jeez! "Bot-Wars", it sounds so rad. The war heroes of tomorrow will be pizza-munching twerps who can bull's eye a ''[[Womp Rat]]'' back on their home console. Only the winners can spawn - enemy bots cannot re-spawn. Man! Whoever said the ''"pen is mightier than the sword"'' for sure never played Bot-Wars!		Baby boomers were so turned-off by the Vietnam war draft that they developed remote controlled flying robot battle machines or Predator Drones, which will revolutionize robot v/s robot unmanned warfare (It'll be a load of fun for adults to play)<ref>{{cite web\|title=CNN reference\|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/07/23/wus.warfare.remote.uav/}}</ref>. Because of Baby boomers, wars of the future could really be a gas, so much fun that the Army will be turning strong men away and recruiting only gay, geeky, wiz-kids to man-the-bots. Jeez! "Bot-Wars", it sounds so rad. The war heroes of tomorrow will be pizza-munching twerps who can bull's eye a ''[[Womp Rat]]'' back on their home console. Only the winners can spawn - enemy bots cannot re-spawn. Man! Whoever said the ''"pen is mightier than the sword"'' for sure never played Bot-Wars!

Richard C. Hoagland

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	{{Q\|I love his books! He is a Martian Ape, and there is no GOD people!\|[[Richard Dawkins]] \|Richard C. Hoagland}}		{{Q\|I love his books! He is a Martian Ape, and there is no GOD people!\|[[Richard Dawkins]] \|Richard C. Hoagland}}
-	'''Richard Charles Hoagland''' (born April 25, 1945), best known as '''Dr. Dick Hoaxland''', is a reputable American astro-archaeologist and physicist specializing in [[Hyperdimension Sandwich Maker\|hyper-dimensional physics]]. He has fought diligently to uncover [[NASA]]'s secret [[Freemasons\|Masonic]] ties, but is perhaps best known for uncovering our secret [[Nazi]] origins, as revealed by the iHoagland or "Face on Mars" as some people <small>(not him)</small> try to call it.	+	'''Richard Charles Hoagland''' (born April 25, 1945), aka ''Dr. Dick Hoaxland'', is a former [[Bee Gees]] singer turned astro-archaeologist and physicist specializing in [[Hyperdimension Sandwich Maker\|hyper-dimensional physics]]. He has fought diligently to uncover [[NASA]]'s secret [[Freemasons\|Masonic]] ties, but is perhaps best known for uncovering our secret [[Nazi]] origins, as revealed by the iHoagland or "Face on Mars" as some people <small>(not him)</small> try to call it.

	== Prolific Career ==		== Prolific Career ==

Horny

2012-05-16T12:36:46Z

Horniness in History

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	==Horniness in History==		==Horniness in History==
-	Since men are notorious about their inability to keep it in their codpieces, a lot of history is essential the 'need of horn'. [[Julius Caesar]] and [[Mark Antony]] let their need of it dictate their lustful need of [[Cleopatra]]. The [[Roman Empire]] was undone by later emperors who either couldn't get enough of horn or tried to stay away by developing different vices.	+	Since men are notorious about their inability to keep it in their codpieces, a lot of history is essential the 'need of horn'. [[Julius Caesar]] and [[Mark Antony]] let their need of it dictate their lustful chase of [[Cleopatra]]. Her various methods of cultivating horn gave Egyptian queen the title of 'Mistress of the Horn'.
		+	The [[Roman Empire]] was undone by later emperors who either couldn't get enough of horn or tried to stay away by developing different vices. Nor did the impact of [[Christianity]] affect this. Monastic became onanastic as abbeys turned out generations of sexually frustrated, horny holy men.

		+	Later, men of power would show the same weakness. [[William Shakespeare\|William Shakespeare]]'s plays are replete of horny-corny humour, men 'wearing the cuckold horns' or becoming a strumpet's crumpet. Sometimes they would try to get away from the urge by becoming an explorer but as is obvious with landmarks like 'Cape Horn' and the '[[Somalia\|Horn of Africa]]', some obviously couldn't get it out of their minds. Others have tried multiple marriages like [[Henry VIII]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] to curb the horn but failed. Everyman is a Little Boy Blue who wants to blow his own horn or get someone else to do it for him.

-	Later men of power would show the same weakness. [[William Shakespeare\|William Shakespeare]]'s plays are replete of horny-corny humour, men 'wearing the cuckold horns' or becoming a strumpet's crumpet. Sometimes they would try to get away from the urge by becoming an explorer but as is obvious with landmarks like 'Cape Horn' and the '[[Somalia\|Horn of Africa]]', some obviously couldn't get it out of their minds. Others have tried multiple marriages like [[Henry VIII]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] to curb the horn but failed. Everyman is a Little Boy Blue who wants to blow his own horn.	+	Today, the spread of horniness amongst men has allowed it to be socially acceptable. Now even women can admit to it without getting stoned or executed (except in [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Iran]], [[South Carolina]], [[Disneyland]]..). Horniness has become a leading medical issue as the expectation and gratification of horn will lead to the extinction of humanity, followed closely by the [[Rhino]] and the [[Elephant]], especially when horn runs out and we have to start on tusks.
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-	Today, the spread of horniness amongst men has now allowed it to be socially acceptable. Now even women can admit to it without getting stoned or executed (except in [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Iran]], [[South Carolina]], [[Disneyland]]..). Horniness has become a leading medical issue as the expectation and gratification of horn will lead to the extinction of humanity, followed closely by the [[Rhino]] and the [[Elephant]], especially when horn runs out and we have to start on tusks.

	==Treating Horny==		==Treating Horny==

Forum:Count to a million

2012-05-16T12:32:45Z

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Horny

2012-05-16T12:31:20Z

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-	Later men of power would show the same weakness. [[William Shakespeare\|William Shakespeare]]'s plays are replete of horny-corny humour, men 'wearing the cuckold horns' or becoming a strumpet's crumpet. Sometimes they would try to get away from the urge by becoming an explorer but as is obvious with landmarks like 'Cape Horn' and the '[[Somalia\|Horn of Africa]]', some obviously couldn't get it out of their minds. Others have tried multiple marriages like [[Henry VIII]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] to curb the horn but failed. Everyman man is a Little Boy Blue who wants to blow his own horn.	+	Later men of power would show the same weakness. [[William Shakespeare\|William Shakespeare]]'s plays are replete of horny-corny humour, men 'wearing the cuckold horns' or becoming a strumpet's crumpet. Sometimes they would try to get away from the urge by becoming an explorer but as is obvious with landmarks like 'Cape Horn' and the '[[Somalia\|Horn of Africa]]', some obviously couldn't get it out of their minds. Others have tried multiple marriages like [[Henry VIII]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] to curb the horn but failed. Everyman is a Little Boy Blue who wants to blow his own horn.

-		+	Today, the spread of horniness amongst men has now allowed it to be socially acceptable. Now even women can admit to it without getting stoned or executed (except in [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Iran]], [[South Carolina]], [[Disneyland]]..). Horniness has become a leading medical issue as the expectation and gratification of horn will lead to the extinction of humanity, followed closely by the [[Rhino]] and the [[Elephant]], especially when horn runs out and we have to start on tusks.
-	Today, the spread of horniness amongst men has now allowed it to be socially acceptable. Now even women can admit to it without getting stoned or executed (except in [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Iran]], [[South Carolina]], [[Disneyland]]..). It has become a medical issue as the expectation and gratification of horn will lead to the extinction of humanity, followed closely by the Rhino and the Elephant, especially when horn runs out and we have to start on tusks.

	==Treating Horny==		==Treating Horny==

User talk:Lyrithya

2012-05-16T12:30:39Z

Welcome!!!:

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	::I know : ) But the weird part is that this is actually violet... To get this kind of 'pink', you have to type background color to be violet... I think that's kinda wrong! Violet is pink! Pink is violet! NOOOO this is not racism, this is worse than that, it's... colorism? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2\|05:58\|16\|May\|2012}}		::I know : ) But the weird part is that this is actually violet... To get this kind of 'pink', you have to type background color to be violet... I think that's kinda wrong! Violet is pink! Pink is violet! NOOOO this is not racism, this is worse than that, it's... colorism? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2\|05:58\|16\|May\|2012}}
	:::Let's Get the Party Started...--{{User:Romartus/sig}} 06:06, May 16, 2012 (UTC)		:::Let's Get the Party Started...--{{User:Romartus/sig}} 06:06, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
		+	::::Party? Am I invited? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2\|12:30\|16\|May\|2012}}

Horny

2012-05-16T12:29:40Z

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-	Later men of power would show the same weakness. [[William Shakespaere\|William Shakespeare]]'s plays are replete of horny-corny humour, men 'wearing the cuckold horns' or becoming a strumpet's crumpet. Sometimes they would try to get away from the urge by becoming an explorer but as is obvious with landmarks like 'Cape Horn' and the '[[Somalia\|Horn of Africa]]', some obviously couldn't get it out of their minds. Others have tried multiple marriages like [[Henry VIII]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] to curb the horn but failed. Everyman man is a Little Boy Blue who wants to blow his own horn.	+	Later men of power would show the same weakness. [[William Shakespeare\|William Shakespeare]]'s plays are replete of horny-corny humour, men 'wearing the cuckold horns' or becoming a strumpet's crumpet. Sometimes they would try to get away from the urge by becoming an explorer but as is obvious with landmarks like 'Cape Horn' and the '[[Somalia\|Horn of Africa]]', some obviously couldn't get it out of their minds. Others have tried multiple marriages like [[Henry VIII]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] to curb the horn but failed. Everyman man is a Little Boy Blue who wants to blow his own horn.

User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2

2012-05-16T12:29:30Z

OKay, so it ruined colors... Well... Hmm...

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Horny

2012-05-16T12:29:04Z

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	==Horniness in History==		==Horniness in History==
		+	Since men are notorious about their inability to keep it in their codpieces, a lot of history is essential the 'need of horn'. [[Julius Caesar]] and [[Mark Antony]] let their need of it dictate their lustful need of [[Cleopatra]]. The [[Roman Empire]] was undone by later emperors who either couldn't get enough of horn or tried to stay away by developing different vices.

-	* Many credited historians believe '''Caesar''' was horny when he engaged in acts of public fornication with Cleopatra, thus effectively giving her control of the entire [[Roman Empire]], along with parts of Cuba, Guam, and his few acres of the Moon after a divorce in [[1956#1973\|1973]]. Cleopatra was later quoted as saying "MAI [[Baby\|BABYS]] DADDEH AINT GOT NO RESPECT" After deftly conquering the Roman Empire by means of the [[blow job]], Cleopatra moved on to greener pastures. she employed the worlds first non-fleshy object for means of vaginal penetration, thereby introducing the world to the [[New Age]], where women could go through life pretending never to want sex, and can accuse men of being pigs simply because they DO. Later on a one legged French prostitute with leporacy would blow the secret by demonstrating use of the [[dildo]] in public, however [[Cleopatra]] musn't be robbed of credit for accomplishments in the area of female superiority.

-	* Many a young lad has been horny in history, usually when paired to give a presentation on the [[Middle-East]] with the hottest [[girl]] in class, declaring "it's hot in the middle east..." trailing off as he realises that comparing this aspect of the Middle-East to the [[boobs\|bod]] of his [[female]] partner would only alert the entire class to his quite embarrassing condition, and the reason he is hunched over with his [[erection\|hands in his pockets]] in the first place.	+	Later men of power would show the same weakness. [[William Shakespaere\|William Shakespeare]]'s plays are replete of horny-corny humour, men 'wearing the cuckold horns' or becoming a strumpet's crumpet. Sometimes they would try to get away from the urge by becoming an explorer but as is obvious with landmarks like 'Cape Horn' and the '[[Somalia\|Horn of Africa]]', some obviously couldn't get it out of their minds. Others have tried multiple marriages like [[Henry VIII]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] to curb the horn but failed. Everyman man is a Little Boy Blue who wants to blow his own horn.
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		+	Today, the spread of horniness amongst men has now allowed it to be socially acceptable. Now even women can admit to it without getting stoned or executed (except in [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Iran]], [[South Carolina]], [[Disneyland]]..). It has become a medical issue as the expectation and gratification of horn will lead to the extinction of humanity, followed closely by the Rhino and the Elephant, especially when horn runs out and we have to start on tusks.

	==Treating Horny==		==Treating Horny==

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	[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]		[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]
-	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]	+	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"Funny, how?"'']]
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	===Unhip Boomer===		===Unhip Boomer===
-	SEE [[Dan Quayle\|DAN QUAYLE]]	+	SEE [[Hillary Clinton\|HILLARY CLINTON]]
-	{{main\|Dan Quayle}}	+	{{main\|Hillary Clinton}}
	===Hip Boomer===		===Hip Boomer===
	SEE [[Robin Williams\|ROBIN WILLIAMS]]		SEE [[Robin Williams\|ROBIN WILLIAMS]]

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	==Two types of Baby boomers==		==Two types of Baby boomers==
-	[[Image:Don-boomer.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]	+	[[Image:Robin-boomer.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Round Baby boomer]]
	[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]		[[Image:Hillary-talk.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Square Baby boomer]]
-	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer - Still think you're better than a Boomer? ''You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!'']]	+	[[Image:Joe_Pesci.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Star Baby boomer, ''"You better get your own fuckin' Army, pal!"'']]
	{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Square Baby boomer\|Americans leaving Vietnam}}		{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Square Baby boomer\|Americans leaving Vietnam}}
	{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Round Baby boomer\|Americans entering Vietnam}}		{{q\|Hell NO! We won't go!\|Round Baby boomer\|Americans entering Vietnam}}

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