Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
m
m
(2 intermediate revisions by one user not shown)
Line 46: Line 46:
   
 
</center>
 
</center>
  +
<div id="catlinks" style="position: relative; top: 55px; z-index: 5"><p class="catlinks">[[Special:Categories|Things that will blow your fucking mind]] | [[:Category:Advertising|Things that will suck up a fucking assload of water]]</p></div>
   
[[Category:Advertising]]
+
[[Category:Towels]][[Category:Advertising]]
[[Category:Things that will blow your fucking mind]] [[Category:Things that will suck up a fucking assload of water]]
 

Revision as of 07:13, May 7, 2009

Shamwow1

ShamWow!® will blow your fucking mind!

Shamwow2

If you spill a bottle of cola on the carpet,

ShamWow!® will suck it right the fuck out!

Shamwow3

Holy shit! Look at ShamWow!® soak up that fucker!

Shamwow4

Just when it looks like ShamWow!® can't hold

any more liquid, it sucks up another fucking assload!

Shamwow7

What the fuck?! My arm is totally fucking dry!

Shamwow8

Anyone who thinks ShamWow!® isn't fucking

awesome is fucked in the head!

Shamwow8a

ShamWow!® is fucking amazing!

Shamwow9

Don't be a retard! Get your ShamWow!® now!

Personal tools
projects