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[[Image:Fuhrer.gif|thumb|right|Ain't he just the most affable, charming, fun-loving psychotic fascist monster you ever did see?]]
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[[File:SilvioBerlusconiBello.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[Silvio Berlusconi]], a man with no pride.]]'''Pride''' is a common [[human]] [[emotion]] similar but inferior to [[shame]].
   
'''THE FUHRER IS A HOMONCULUS''' called Wrath,(pride in the anime that had a retarded plotline) is a psychic, visually-impaired, sword fetishist who's in 99.999999% of the [[Fullmetal Alchemist]] [[Manga]] and .0000001% of the FMA [[Anime]], not counting his incarnation as a Jewish filmmaker. He's mainly popular for his ability to, in classic manga fashion, carry around [[way too many swords]].
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==Misconception==
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Pride is often considered by [[idiots]] to be the opposite to the superior emotion of [[shame]]. This is demonstrably wrong. Both emotions are retrospective feelings about ones actions. Pride is generally felt after a prolonged period of hard [[work]], shame is often felt after a period of [[fun]].
   
The preceding paragraph may contain spoilers.
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Pride is the [[arrogant]] imposter of the two emotions, it implies inordinate [[self-esteem]], an unreasonable conceit of one's own superiority in talents, beauty, wealth, rank etc. Indulging in pride too often is liable to breed contempt of [[other people]]. What is worse pride can give the individual an abhorrent and inaccurate sense of self worth and an inclination towards aggrandisement of ones actions and motivations.
   
His sword fetish has been the subject of many [[Ron Jeremy]] documentary films portraying his hidden life as an [[Envy]] tease and a [[Lust]] connousieur when he wasn't busy Fuhrer-ing. Ah, that Fuhrer would thrust his sword into almost anything if the whim took him, including [[Alphonse Elric]], who is still attending therapy over the incident. The Fuhrer defended himself saying the incident was purely [[platonic]].
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Shame is a much more healthy emotion, it's presence implies greater self awareness. Awareness of ones own craven patheticness and the futility of [[hope]]. An individual familiar that values their own sense of shame, is an individual willing to embrace the truth of their own indecency and impudence.
   
== Relationships ==
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[[File:Guystrokingit.jpg|thumb|left|2000px|[[Masturbation|Wanking]] in public places is a good way to overcome unwanted feelings of pride.]]
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==How to overcome pride==
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Pride is a stubborn and addictive emotion but it is not impossible to defeat. The first important step is to identify people amongst [[other people|your peers]] that you consider proud. Next, make a conscious effort to avoid any activities that these self absorbed charlatans may approve of: Activities such as hard work, taking responsibility and [[help|helping other people]].
   
Manga: Wrath(known as "'''Wrath'''" in this incarnation, though it's hardly consequential; he's the same old homicidal maniac) basically kills everyone. He stabs [[Greed]] 4,567,982 times and then crucifies him, for example, kills off all his friends and everyone he cares about, runs up a telephone pole to stab a [[Ninja]] chick, and otherwise does a lot of death-dealing. He even talks about wanting to kill [[Maes Hughes]] daughter for whining way the hell too much. He also not only controls and manipulates everyone in the world's actions, he lets them ''know he's doing it to give himself a challenge''. He's also angsty because he's getting older, because angst is the third main ingredient of FMA, right after ink and plot inconsistencies. Oh, and apparently, his son is actually a homunculus, too, and the leader to boot! Who knew? And, if that wasn't weird enough, his real name is ''Pride'', which really drives home the earlier point about plot inconsistencies.
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The next step is to adjust your attitude, you should dispense with dedication, fairness, patience and temperance. These are a waste of [[time]]. Admit that you have only ever pretended to uphold these postures and accept that they are against [[human nature]].
   
Anime: Pride kills two people. He mainly sits at the end of his council table and broods. He also smiles cheerfully when not looking evil. He also gets burned to death by Mustang and his own skull due to a lack of carrying way too many swords.
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Once you have learned to ignore other peoples feelings, cut out pretending to be respectable and embraced [[creep|your inner self]] you are well on the way to becoming an honest and well rounded individual.
   
== Death ==
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==How to nourish shame==
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Remember the self righteous pricks that we have been learning to ignore. Imagine what kind of activities these pompous buffoons would sternly disapprove of. Stuff like [[masturbation]], [[alcoholism|drinking to excess]], [[laziness]], [[voyourism]], [[violence]], [[vandalism]], [[gluttony]] and [[drugs]]. Do you notice a pattern? Yes they are all fun activities. Just because these puritanical freaks are getting off on a sick pride trip doesn't mean that we shouldn't have any fun.
   
Supposedly in the manga he will die by being dismembered alive, as per Dante's ''FMA Manga Storyboard Direction/Inferno'' (1576). In the anime he gets burned over and over and over and over by a [[Roy Mustang]], possibly due to his lack of carrying way too many swords.
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Once you have identified a number of good healthy shameful activities that you enjoy doing, go ahead and do them with all the extra time you have saved by abandoning wasteful pride based activities. It is often fun to do these activities alone, but it is much more fulfilling to do them in public. This allows you to show [[other people]] that you waste no time on pride and allows you the full benefit of a cathartic dose of shame.
   
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==Suggested activities==
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Any of the activities that are frowned upon by pride stricken imbeciles are worthwhile, but for the best effects you should try combinations in public places. Here are some suggestions
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*Drunkenly watching [[porn]] and [[masturbating]] on the [[train]].
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*Going on a [[drug]] fuelled vandalism spree in a [[library]].
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*[[Shit]]ting in a [[supermarket]] aisle because you are too lazy to find the toilet.
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*Punching the noisy disabled [[child]] on the [[bus]] that wont stop moaning and grunting.
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*Following an attractive woman around a busy shopping centre wanking and drinking [[cider]].
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*[[Wikipedia vandal|Vandalising Wikipedia]] with [[child porn]] and other shock images, using your own name and address as a username.
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*Eating as many [[Big Mac]]s as possible then [[vomit]]ing on the table.
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Revision as of 23:46, April 7, 2010

SilvioBerlusconiBello

Silvio Berlusconi, a man with no pride.

Pride is a common human emotion similar but inferior to shame.

Misconception

Pride is often considered by idiots to be the opposite to the superior emotion of shame. This is demonstrably wrong. Both emotions are retrospective feelings about ones actions. Pride is generally felt after a prolonged period of hard work, shame is often felt after a period of fun.

Pride is the arrogant imposter of the two emotions, it implies inordinate self-esteem, an unreasonable conceit of one's own superiority in talents, beauty, wealth, rank etc. Indulging in pride too often is liable to breed contempt of other people. What is worse pride can give the individual an abhorrent and inaccurate sense of self worth and an inclination towards aggrandisement of ones actions and motivations.

Shame is a much more healthy emotion, it's presence implies greater self awareness. Awareness of ones own craven patheticness and the futility of hope. An individual familiar that values their own sense of shame, is an individual willing to embrace the truth of their own indecency and impudence.

Guystrokingit

Wanking in public places is a good way to overcome unwanted feelings of pride.

How to overcome pride

Pride is a stubborn and addictive emotion but it is not impossible to defeat. The first important step is to identify people amongst your peers that you consider proud. Next, make a conscious effort to avoid any activities that these self absorbed charlatans may approve of: Activities such as hard work, taking responsibility and helping other people.

The next step is to adjust your attitude, you should dispense with dedication, fairness, patience and temperance. These are a waste of time. Admit that you have only ever pretended to uphold these postures and accept that they are against human nature.

Once you have learned to ignore other peoples feelings, cut out pretending to be respectable and embraced your inner self you are well on the way to becoming an honest and well rounded individual.

How to nourish shame

Remember the self righteous pricks that we have been learning to ignore. Imagine what kind of activities these pompous buffoons would sternly disapprove of. Stuff like masturbation, drinking to excess, laziness, voyourism, violence, vandalism, gluttony and drugs. Do you notice a pattern? Yes they are all fun activities. Just because these puritanical freaks are getting off on a sick pride trip doesn't mean that we shouldn't have any fun.

Once you have identified a number of good healthy shameful activities that you enjoy doing, go ahead and do them with all the extra time you have saved by abandoning wasteful pride based activities. It is often fun to do these activities alone, but it is much more fulfilling to do them in public. This allows you to show other people that you waste no time on pride and allows you the full benefit of a cathartic dose of shame.

Suggested activities

Any of the activities that are frowned upon by pride stricken imbeciles are worthwhile, but for the best effects you should try combinations in public places. Here are some suggestions

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