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You have two ducks!

~ Oscar Wilde on The Paradox of Choice

A paradox is a seemingly impossible situation. Kind of like trying to maintain your composure when you are eating steak at your girlfriend's house and you tell her dad that it tastes like beef jerky.

This is a List of Paradoxes. Duh.

## Contents

Main article: Infinite recursion

Main article: Phil Osophy

## The paradox of the pair of ducks

Suppose you have two ducks, each taller than the other.

## The paradox of the pair of Doc ducks

Suppose each duck goes to college and obtains a high degree, and that now each duck is smarter than the other.

## The paradox of the pair of Doc duke ducks

Suppose each duck is a member of English royalty, and each is more regal than the other.

## The paradox of the pair of duke ducks' dutchesses

Suppose each duke duck also acquires a wife, each of which is more beautiful than the other.

## The paradox of the pair of duke ducks' dutchesses' mandrake marmalade

Suppose this is getting absurd and that you'll have to use your own ingenuity to formulate this situation.