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[[Image:Php_logo.png|frame|The official logo of the PHP project. Pay no attention to the man behind that curtain.]]'''PHP''' stands for ''Awesome HTML Generation Engine'', but no one knows why. Some have suggested that the name is a recursive expansion like "GNU" (Got No Underwear). Some say that PHP coders make lousy lovers, my hand disagrees with this statement. This explanation makes no sense, but persists anyway.
   
 
 
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PHP is in wide use across a variety of super-secret government agencies, telcos, banks, and other large businesses due to its unparalleled security and scalability. It is currently <s>p0wned</s> owned by Sun Microsoftware, much to the chagrin of [[Marc Andressen]], a major shareholder in the ''Java: The Artificial Beverage for Artificial Intelligences'' product.
 
PHP is in wide use across a variety of super-secret government agencies, telcos, banks, and other large businesses due to its unparalleled security and scalability. It is currently <s>p0wned</s> owned by Sun Microsoftware, much to the chagrin of [[Marc Andressen]], a major shareholder in the ''Java: The Artificial Beverage for Artificial Intelligences'' product.
   

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