Oscar the Grouch

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Oscar the Grouch was the grand-daddy of pimps. He was the sole creator and distributor of internet pornography.

Oscar The Grouch's Life

Oschino Libertino Fuckatino Greeno Whatdadilli-yo Pimpiddypimppimpa-Grouchajevvskovski was born in a classy-upscale suburban down town pile of trash on September 13 1962. He was born with a shovel up his ass to Libertino Fuckatino Greeno Pimpiddypimppimpa-Grouchajevvskovski and Saddam Hussein, a Jewish gay couple. He like, Will Smith was a child prodigy, prolific in the ways of the force and just being an all around asshole. He was also, a stright-A student, a tuba player, and a childhood friend of Niggers. he is a friend of Crackers and Honkies, but, as he is gay, he is also a friend of Hoes and Beyotches, too. Oscar the Grouch is a character on the educational children's television show Sesame Street played by the legendary comedian Groucho Marx (though Sir Walter Raleigh did substitute on several occassions). As well as being a pimp, Oscar was addicted to crack cocaine and speedballs.

The Grand-daddy of Pimps struts his stuff

Oscar is best known as the originator of the famed Oscar Awards, the first cinematic award statues ever issued by the resident of a dustbin. He is also well-known for creating a series of impressive murals with Cecil in 1982 on the Merlin Wall, in East Germany. Shortly after the time of the "dinosaurs", Oscar appeared in several videos with Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.

He is also an extremely close friend (and rumor has it lover) of Oscar Wilde.

Oscar Wilde lived with Oscar the Grouch during his research on the Madhatter Project.

Oscar used to live in a garbage can, but after it was destroyed by a misfired musket in the Battle of Sesame Street, he instead moved into the former coffin of zombified John Adams in Bangkok.

Oscar is also the Drum Technician to Lars Ulrich using his trademark "BAM BAM" sound to define the album, St. Wanker.

See also the Marx Brothers.

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