Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats

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==Oscar Wilde's Cat-Toast Device==
 
 
The '''Cat-Toast Device''' is the never-ending source of [[energy]] that powers the [[Uncyclopedia]] (Also known as "The Buttered Cat Turbine").
 
 
The device is composed of two pure substances:
 
* [[Cats]] - small mammals that always land on their feet.
 
* [[Buttered Toast]] - tasty breakfast food that always lands butter-side down.
 
 
[[Oscar Wilde]], always one to recognize the violation of laws of quantum mechanics, found a way to harness the limitless potential energy of the hovering cat-toast creation to power his [[Uncyclopedia]]. This discovery undermined any credit that Schroedinger's Cat Experiment had originally, which wasn't much to say the most.
 
 
All rumors about the [[Uncyclopedia]] being powered by a [[Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts]] Device or a [[Wind farm]] are totally baseless. This, of course, makes them absolutely true.
 
 
The Cat-Toast Device will one day be used in the construction of the [[Shimizu Megacity Pyramid]]. It may also be used to create artificial gravity for space stations.
 
   
   

Revision as of 23:43, March 27, 2006

"Eddie Murphy did a movie about space cats?"

~ Oscar Wilde on antigravitatory cats

Axioms

  • Murphy's Law:
 If something can go wrong, it will
 
 so,
 
 If you throw a slice of toast with butter into the air, it will always fall with the buttered side down
  • Cats conservation law:
 A cat will always land on its feet.




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