"First you must know your Sun-Tzu quotes, then you must know your own."
~ Sun-Tzu on Making up Sun-Tzu Quotes
How to Do It
First read Sun-Tzu's The Fart of War. Then, simply try to mimic the cheesy Yaponeese style in an ancient-warfare-stuff-somehow-apply-to-today's-problems sort of way, and Presto! You've made up your very own first Sun-Tzu quote!
Quotes from The Fart of War
"You must listen to the words of Sun-Tzu. If you will not listen to the words of Sun-Tzu, one third of your army will die, one third of your army will desert and one third of your army will point at you and laugh!"
Sun-Tzu on Oscar Wilde
"Do not let your young soldiers fall into the pit on the dangerous terrain or they will perish and your war will be lost."
~ Sun-Tzu on Oscar Wilde
Sun-Tzu on Uglo-Americans
"Know what your enimies are afraid of. They will retreat and you will destroy them without fighting any battles."