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*[[Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes]]
 
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*[[Making up Mark Twain Quotes]]
 
*[[Making up Arthur C. Clarke Quotes]]
 
*[[Making up Arthur C. Clarke Quotes]]
 
*[[Making up Winston Churchill Quotes]]
 
*[[Making up Winston Churchill Quotes]]
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"First you must know your Sun-Tzu quotes, then you must know your own."

~ Sun-Tzu on Making up Sun-Tzu Quotes

How to Do It

First read Sun-Tzu's The Fart of War. Then, simply try to mimic the cheesy Yaponeese style in an ancient-warfare-stuff-somehow-apply-to-today's-problems sort of way, and Presto! You've made up your very own first Sun-Tzu quote!

Quotes from The Fart of War

"You must listen to the words of Sun-Tzu. If you will not listen to the words of Sun-Tzu, one third of your army will die, one third of your army will desert and one third of your army will point at you and laugh!"

~ Sun-Tzu's The Fart of War

Sun-Tzu on Oscar Wilde

"Do not let your young soldiers fall into the pit on the dangerous terrain or they will perish and your war will be lost."

~ Sun-Tzu on Oscar Wilde

Sun-Tzu on Uglo-Americans

"Know what your enimies are afraid of. They will retreat and you will destroy them without fighting any battles."

~ Sun-Tzu on Uglo-Americans

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