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<div class="usermessage">You have [[Iraq War|new casualties]].</div>
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{{Q|I'll say it again! YOU NEED MORE CANNED FRUIT!|Canned Fruit|the dead and injured}}
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{{title-left|iRaq}}
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: ''For the [[Apple]] gadget, see [[The iRaq Pocket PC]].''
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'''iRaq''', or "''place where the [[iTree]]s grow''", or de_dust2, was the result of a collaboration between United States Military and [[Corporation|Apple Computer]]. It was a place where [[Weapons of Mass Destruction]] and Sadaam (the prince of iRaq or iRock) hid until the US military found them. The name is originally an abbreviation for "I R Al-Qaeda".
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==History==
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===Ancient History===
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The Republic of iRaq sits on land that is historically known as 73h /\/\3509074/\/\14", which means 'land between the two Jihad rivers' in [[1337]]. This land was home to some of the world's first civilizations, including the [[Cajun Chicken]], [[Rasta Pasta]]farian, and [[Assyrian]] cultures, whose influence extended into neighboring regions as early as 3:00 AM each morning, starting in 5000 BC. The name "iRaq" in Farsi means "''Mesopotamia or Sadaam was here.''", which is really hard to spell if you are Canadian, even when you don't do it in [[l337]]."
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These civilizations produced some of the first writing, science, mathematics, law and drug abuse in the world, making the region the center of what is commonly called the "Playpen of Civilization" or "Kiddie Pool of Civilization," or sometimes the "Musical Bouncy Chair of Civilization."
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Unfortunately most of the Ancient History of iRaq was liberated by looters following the liberation of iRaq.
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===US Takeover===
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iRaq was conquered by the American Empire long before the middle ages and was subsequently renamed to Aifghanistan. Originally the plan was to turn the entire country into glass by Global Warming it, however this plan was discarded when the President Jorge Boca at the time realized how important he would look if he said that they "liberated" the Iraqis. It was true that Sadaam was only playing Wizard Chess with his people, but the Iraqia loved him. The main reason for the invasion was for the flag design which offended a baboon, 3 dvd players, Mussolini, Stalin and Hitler. After sucessfully overthrowing the government(using the newly invented anti-iRaq cowbells) and tearing down the statue of [[Stadaaam Whosther']], dictator of the country, Betsy Ross created the new flag which is much more patriotic.
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The country's name was changed to "iPod 2.0 ''Freedom Force Association'' " also known as Idahoism. iRaq also created a new flag, complete with what iRaq was built on.
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After the American Regime was installed and elections were opened, the People's Looting Party of Iraq "carried away" the ballot boxes with their timeless motto, "Taking back Iraq one chair, table and TV set at a time".
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== Weapons of mass destruction ==
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ERROR 404: Weapons of mass destruction could not be found.
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Abort, Retry, Invade? i [country]
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c:\civl_war> win
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Bad command or file name...try peace
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c:\civl_war> exit
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Bad or missing command interpreter...try nuke
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c:\civl_war> launch WMD.exe
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file could not be found...ask Saddam
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c:\civl_war> run nucular
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Bad command or pronunciation you dumbass Canadian
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c:\civl_war> ping www.iraqwmd.com
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4x Sent 4x Recieved 0% loss
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c:\civl_war> dir
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Directory of c:\civl_war
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9/11/2001 <DIR> .
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9/11/2001 <DIR> ..
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5/24/2005 14kb saddam_stuff.txt
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c:\civl_war> netsh wmd ip reset log.txt
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c:\civl_war> netsh wmd r
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Bad command or file name (wmd r:)
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c:\civil_war> exit
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== iRaqi Weather ==
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The weather in iRaq is generally [[Sunni]] in the north and [[Shiite|Shiittey]] in the south, with some [[Kurds|turd]]storms<!--You know about hailstorms, right? Curds are lumps of crude cheese that are the size of hailstones, and harden when cold. It's usually cold when it rains, so they can become as damaging as hail!!! Read more [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd about curds here.]--> in the far, far north.
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==Politics==
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[[Image:Childrenofmen.jpg|thumb|A day in life of Iraqi people]]
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[[Image:Iraqmagnet.jpg|thumb|200px|The solution to Iraq's violence problem: powerful magnets]]
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iRaq was under No-Ba'ath Party rule from 1968 to 2003, which caused the <s>hygiene</s>cleanliness of the nation to go down almost to the level [fill in your own punchline here, I'm not touching this one, even with a sanitary wipe]/ of [[Poland]]. In 1979 Saddam Hussein exterminated the government with peace jokes and remained president until 2003, when he was unseated by a US-led invasion of privacy.
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On October 15, 2005, more than 63% of eligible iRaq users came out across the country to vote on whether to accept or reject the new constitution. On October 25, the vote was certified and the constitution passed with a 78% majority. Happy Iraqi citizens flashed purple thumbs to anyone who would look, certifying that they'd either just voted, or spent the night pricing cans of green beans at the local Safeway.
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Iraqi politicians have been under significant threat by the various factions that have promoted violence as a political weapon. The ongoing violence in Iraq has been incited by an amalgam of religious extremists that believe an Islamic Caliphate should rule, old regime Sunnis that had ruled under Saddam that want back the power they had, and Iraqi nationalists that are fighting against what they view as a foreign occupation. The fourth, shadowy, constituent to this conflict is the World Media, who incite daily riots and other outbursts, in the hopes of being able to sell a few more boxes of detergent back home during the prime-time news. Deaths in Iraq are caused by brave freedom fighters who hide in people's homes and blow up the guys walking across the street. The fact that they are killing more of their own religious brothers than the opposite side's insurgents does not seem to come to them.
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==iRaqs==
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iRaq is also a popular Vietnam building set launched by Xerox Parc.
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From the iRaq buildingset advertisement:
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:''"A build your own Vietnam situation building set. Comes with: corrupt politicans, brainless/brainwashed citizens, large armies with real firearms and gaseous weapons, American Weapons of Care and Nurturing(aka Strategic Weapons aka Weapons of Collateral Damage), body parts and more. A small task force of Swedish UN weapons inspectors is also available in the collector's edition. For a small extra fee you also recieve Anthrax, terrorists operatives suicide bombers and Boeing 737's. For specially hand crafted American and Iraqy tyrrants see registration form and contact your local Kremlin Office."''
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==Trivia==
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{{wilde|A world where the mighty, the mad, and the magical will have their final battle.|Iraq}}
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[[Image:Spaceprogram.jpg|thumb|The progress of the iRaqi space program's attempts to become the first third world country to reach the Moon. Almost there guys !]]
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[[Image:LOLZPOPZ.jpg|thumb|Bush's military "staying the course, despite small set-backs."]]
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*iRaq can be considered both [[Template:Screwed|Shit Outta Luck]] and [[Fucked|Totally Fucked]].
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*iRaq is not a fun place. It is located just north of the [[United Spades of Amerika]]. Most people know iRaq as [[Canadia]]?
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*The best thing about being born in the nation's capital city <s>Baghdad</s> [[Baghmom]] is that wherever you end up in the world you can always say to bartenders who are about to throw you out for being drunk or whatever: "Listen pal, I was in Baghmom when you were in mom's bag."
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*iRaq is smaller then ya mums gut.
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*iRaq doesn't actually exist. The Polish lied.
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Iraq is located right adjacent to Syria in the West, and A Hard Place towards the East.
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== National Anthem ==
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:''iRaq! iRaq! The country on which got sacked!''
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:''We once where the best, but Europe made us rest,''
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:''We ruled from Iran to Spain''
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:''and unlike Europeans weren't vain!''
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:''iRaq! iRaq! The country which got sacked!''
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"MAY ALLAH BE OURE SAVIOR"
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== See also ==
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* [[Iraq's Study Group recommendations]]
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* [[Detroitington]]
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* [[Saddam Hussein]]
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* [[Saddam's Trial]]
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* [[Baathists]]
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* [[George W. Bush]]
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* [[Q]]
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* [[Gulf War (video game)]]
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* [[Operation Iraqi Freedom (video game)]]
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* [[CNN]]
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* [[WMD (Donuts)|W's Missing Doughnuts]]
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* [[The Royal Navy]]
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* [[Lithuania]]
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* [[Oil-for-food program]]
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* [[Muhammed Saeed Al-Sahaf]]
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* [[IRQ]]
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* [[New Louisiana]]
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* Iraqi [[Desolator]]
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* [[IRQ]]
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* [[iPod]]
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* [[Elsewhere]]
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[[Category:Middle Eastern countries]]
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{{Asia}}
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[[da:Irak]]
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[[de:Irak]]
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[[ja:イラク]]
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[[pl:Irak]]
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[[zh-tw:伊拉克]]

Revision as of 01:14, February 13, 2007

You have new casualties.
“I'll say it again! YOU NEED MORE CANNED FRUIT!”
~ Canned Fruit on the dead and injured

“ You are about to enter a world where kingdoms are built on earth that moves, and skies are filled with fire.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Iraq

“Ive covered the war in this country.”
~ Frank West on Iraq
For the Apple gadget, see The iRaq Pocket PC.


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“ A world that holds creation's greatest treasure...and greatest terrors.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Iraq

“They've got OIL WMD!”
~ George W. Bush on Iraq

Template:Iraq Infobox


iRaq, or "place where the iTrees grow", or de_dust2, was the result of a collaboration between United States Military and Apple Computer. It was a place where Weapons of Mass Destruction and Sadaam (the prince of iRaq or iRock) hid until the US military found them. The name is originally an abbreviation for "I R Al-Qaeda".

History

Ancient History

The Republic of iRaq sits on land that is historically known as 73h /\/\3509074/\/\14", which means 'land between the two Jihad rivers' in 1337. This land was home to some of the world's first civilizations, including the Cajun Chicken, Rasta Pastafarian, and Assyrian cultures, whose influence extended into neighboring regions as early as 3:00 AM each morning, starting in 5000 BC. The name "iRaq" in Farsi means "Mesopotamia or Sadaam was here.", which is really hard to spell if you are Canadian, even when you don't do it in l337."

These civilizations produced some of the first writing, science, mathematics, law and drug abuse in the world, making the region the center of what is commonly called the "Playpen of Civilization" or "Kiddie Pool of Civilization," or sometimes the "Musical Bouncy Chair of Civilization."

Unfortunately most of the Ancient History of iRaq was liberated by looters following the liberation of iRaq.

US Takeover

iRaq was conquered by the American Empire long before the middle ages and was subsequently renamed to Aifghanistan. Originally the plan was to turn the entire country into glass by Global Warming it, however this plan was discarded when the President Jorge Boca at the time realized how important he would look if he said that they "liberated" the Iraqis. It was true that Sadaam was only playing Wizard Chess with his people, but the Iraqia loved him. The main reason for the invasion was for the flag design which offended a baboon, 3 dvd players, Mussolini, Stalin and Hitler. After sucessfully overthrowing the government(using the newly invented anti-iRaq cowbells) and tearing down the statue of Stadaaam Whosther', dictator of the country, Betsy Ross created the new flag which is much more patriotic.

The country's name was changed to "iPod 2.0 Freedom Force Association " also known as Idahoism. iRaq also created a new flag, complete with what iRaq was built on.

After the American Regime was installed and elections were opened, the People's Looting Party of Iraq "carried away" the ballot boxes with their timeless motto, "Taking back Iraq one chair, table and TV set at a time".

Weapons of mass destruction

ERROR 404: Weapons of mass destruction could not be found. 

Abort, Retry, Invade? i [country]

c:\civl_war> win
Bad command or file name...try peace

c:\civl_war> exit
Bad or missing command interpreter...try nuke

c:\civl_war> launch WMD.exe
file could not be found...ask Saddam

c:\civl_war> run nucular
Bad command or pronunciation you dumbass Canadian

c:\civl_war> ping www.iraqwmd.com
4x Sent 4x Recieved 0% loss

c:\civl_war> dir
Directory of c:\civl_war

9/11/2001     <DIR>             .
9/11/2001     <DIR>             ..
5/24/2005              14kb     saddam_stuff.txt

c:\civl_war> netsh wmd ip reset log.txt

c:\civl_war> netsh wmd r
Bad command or file name (wmd r:)

c:\civil_war> exit

iRaqi Weather

The weather in iRaq is generally Sunni in the north and Shiittey in the south, with some turdstorms in the far, far north.

Politics

Childrenofmen

A day in life of Iraqi people

Iraqmagnet

The solution to Iraq's violence problem: powerful magnets

iRaq was under No-Ba'ath Party rule from 1968 to 2003, which caused the hygienecleanliness of the nation to go down almost to the level [fill in your own punchline here, I'm not touching this one, even with a sanitary wipe]/ of Poland. In 1979 Saddam Hussein exterminated the government with peace jokes and remained president until 2003, when he was unseated by a US-led invasion of privacy.

On October 15, 2005, more than 63% of eligible iRaq users came out across the country to vote on whether to accept or reject the new constitution. On October 25, the vote was certified and the constitution passed with a 78% majority. Happy Iraqi citizens flashed purple thumbs to anyone who would look, certifying that they'd either just voted, or spent the night pricing cans of green beans at the local Safeway.

Iraqi politicians have been under significant threat by the various factions that have promoted violence as a political weapon. The ongoing violence in Iraq has been incited by an amalgam of religious extremists that believe an Islamic Caliphate should rule, old regime Sunnis that had ruled under Saddam that want back the power they had, and Iraqi nationalists that are fighting against what they view as a foreign occupation. The fourth, shadowy, constituent to this conflict is the World Media, who incite daily riots and other outbursts, in the hopes of being able to sell a few more boxes of detergent back home during the prime-time news. Deaths in Iraq are caused by brave freedom fighters who hide in people's homes and blow up the guys walking across the street. The fact that they are killing more of their own religious brothers than the opposite side's insurgents does not seem to come to them.

iRaqs

iRaq is also a popular Vietnam building set launched by Xerox Parc.

From the iRaq buildingset advertisement:

"A build your own Vietnam situation building set. Comes with: corrupt politicans, brainless/brainwashed citizens, large armies with real firearms and gaseous weapons, American Weapons of Care and Nurturing(aka Strategic Weapons aka Weapons of Collateral Damage), body parts and more. A small task force of Swedish UN weapons inspectors is also available in the collector's edition. For a small extra fee you also recieve Anthrax, terrorists operatives suicide bombers and Boeing 737's. For specially hand crafted American and Iraqy tyrrants see registration form and contact your local Kremlin Office."

Trivia

“A world where the mighty, the mad, and the magical will have their final battle.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Iraq

Spaceprogram

The progress of the iRaqi space program's attempts to become the first third world country to reach the Moon. Almost there guys !

LOLZPOPZ

Bush's military "staying the course, despite small set-backs."


  • iRaq can be considered both Shit Outta Luck and Totally Fucked.
  • iRaq is not a fun place. It is located just north of the United Spades of Amerika. Most people know iRaq as Canadia?
  • The best thing about being born in the nation's capital city Baghdad Baghmom is that wherever you end up in the world you can always say to bartenders who are about to throw you out for being drunk or whatever: "Listen pal, I was in Baghmom when you were in mom's bag."
  • iRaq is smaller then ya mums gut.
  • iRaq doesn't actually exist. The Polish lied.

Iraq is located right adjacent to Syria in the West, and A Hard Place towards the East.

National Anthem

iRaq! iRaq! The country on which got sacked!
We once where the best, but Europe made us rest,
We ruled from Iran to Spain
and unlike Europeans weren't vain!
iRaq! iRaq! The country which got sacked!

"MAY ALLAH BE OURE SAVIOR"

See also

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