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[[IWETHEY]] stands for Info World Electric [[Troll]] Horde of Eclectic Yammerers. Comprising a number of [[anarchists]], [[communist]], [[Moloch|Molechites]] and Liberal Terrorists cells they initially formed on the Infoworld forums in an effort to prevent a [[conservative]] [[conspiracy]] to appoint Kirstie Alley or [[Sarah Palin]] as the first [[woman ]][[president]] of the [[USA]].
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[[IWETHEY]] stands for Infoworld Electric Terrible Horde of Eclectic Yammerers. Comprising a number of [[anarchists]] [[Liberal Terrorists]] cells they initaly formed on the Infoworld forums in an effort to prevent a [[conservative ]][[conspiracy]] to appoint [[Kirstie Alley]] as the first [[woman ]][[president]] of the [[USA]].
 
   
 
==Founding==
 
==Founding==
Having no sense of [[humour]] they were constantly moderated , so they moved to the Ezboard forums. However at Ezboard, they found they had to follow the [[rules]] there too, so after a failed [[war|coup]] attempt they left and founded their own <s>[[Banana Republic]]</s> forums on their own <s>desert island</s> server. They then based this system of rules on the book named the <s>Holy Bible: Revised Liberal Edition</s> [[Lord Of The Flies]].
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Some graduates of [[Queen's University]] went to post on Infoworld forums, and founded their group there in [[1982]]. Having an altogether obnoxious bent, they were moderated when they drove their fellow comrades to near insanity through a combination of bad jokes and wicked ways. As an aside, these old forums were more of a smoke and mirrors affair unbeknownst to most regular posters there - no ability to bar posters, no access to the original code, some nefarious bad blood from its originator that left InfoWorld pretending to have some control over its forum environment. A [[anarchy|tolerant policy]] was the only recourse - the only trick was to make it appear intentional. After a near-collapse of the overloaded mythic forum format that had served them so well, new forums were born that left users mired in the tar pits of hell. After knifing their new baby, they moved to the Ezboard forums. However at Ezboard, they found they had to follow the [[rules]] there too, so after a failed [[war|coup]] attempt they left and founded their own <s>Banana Republic</s> forums on their own <s>desert island</s> server. They then based this system of rules on the book named the <s>[[Holy Bible: Revised Liberal Edition]]</s> [[Lord of the Flies]]. Some IWETHEY members are citizens of the [[USA]] and the [[Founding Fathers|US Founding Fathers]] are turning over in their graves over what those US Citizens and members post Anti-USA rants on the IWETHEY forum and blank and vandalize Wiki sites in attempts of censorship and fighting freedom of speech.
   
 
==Beliefs==
 
==Beliefs==
   
They claim that a '''Kirsty Alley''' administration would outlaw [[Kitten Huffing]], which would cause a [[Temporal paradox]] that will ultimately enable [[Elvis]] to win the [[Annual Miss Stalin-Look-Alike 2006]] contest and abuse his powers to allow [[SCO]] to win their lawsuit against [[IBM]] over [[Linux]]. Any [[wiki]] article written on them must be disputed unless they approve it, so say the [[IWETHEY vandals]].
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They claim that a '''Kirsty Alley''' administration would outlaw [[Kitten Huffing]], which would cause a [[Temporal paradox]] that will ultimately enable [[Elvis]] to win the [[Annual Miss Stalin-Look-Alike 2006]] contest and abuse his powers to allow [[SCO]] to win their lawsuit against [[IBM]] over [[Linux]]. Any [[wiki]] article written on them must be disputed unless they approve it, so say the [[IWETHEY vandals]]. They claim that they are right and everyone else is wrong. That everyone should agree to their views politically, religiously, and morally by joining their groupmind. That Uncyclopedia is full of lies, and thus is unfunny.
   
===Habits===
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After they stopped Kirsty Alley, they forgot about her clone sister [[Sarah Palin]] that was better looking and looked more like [[Tina Fey]] and picked as VP for [[John McCain]]. One of their members Rubicon had hacked Sarah Palin's Yahoo email gov.palin@yahoo.com by guessing her password was "lipstick" and guessing her security questions correctly and then posted all her photos and email on IWETHEY. The Administrators at IWETHEY while upset at Palin promptly banned Rubicon by IP address and deleted his email and photos that he stole as well as all posts he made to avoid being sued by Palin's family lawyers. After that Rubicon posted them at 4chan's /b/ section. But IWETHEY still wants to prevent a [[Sarah Palin]] Presidency claiming she would be even worse than Kirsty Alley ever could be.
   
IWETHEY members have formed their own [[group mind]] and think in [[doublethink]] and [[bash]] outsiders, moderates, [[conservative]]s, [[troll]]s, [[Microsoft Windows]] [[user]]s and Corporations, it is believed they exhibit these behaviours as these things scare them.
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==Opinions==
They are often found to be [[unemployed]], due to the fact that [[corporation]]s scare them and this gets in their way of doing their [[job]]s.
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The IWETHEY members have opinions, and they all agree that this article was written by [[Oscar Wilde]] after he left their [[forum]] as an attempt at [[humour]] based on the history of many members and the forum itself. As a result they wrote a song, which is documented at the IWETHEY lyrics part of this article about the whole situation. Oscar was known to have used multiple login accounts at IWETHEY over the past decade, as a result to be funnier. IWETHEY also has the opinion that Uncyclopedia is full of lies, and thus is unfunny. They also have the opinion that everyone should be forced to use [[Linux]] and that [[SCO]] should be disbanded. They have an opinion that [[anarchy]] would be a better form of government than [[democracy]], and if not anarchy then [[communism]] because communism would allow them to run the state and blank and vandalize any Wiki site they choose. [http://www.osnews.com/story/19705 This statement made by SCO] is the basis for almost all of their opinions, that Linux is not a copy of [[Unix]], and is not a system at all like Unix, that it is completely and totally different from Unix like [[Mac OS X]] is different from Unix as is [[FreeBSD]] and others as well. None of them, they claim, use a [[Command Line]] like Unix does and aren't in any way shape or form like Unix.
   
They call themselves [[child]] molesters and often have meetings to share information on how not to get caught by the [[government]] for their illegal activities. At these meetings they often take [[photoshop|pictures]] of themselves, drink [[beer]] and act [[stupid]]. The [[FBI]] and The Department of [[Homeland Security]] were monitoring them but eventually got bored.
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== Their Lack of Humour ==
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The IWETHEY members, except for one of them which is smarter than the rest of them, do not find this article funny, and consider it more [[nonsense]] by Oscar directed at them. They feel that [[Uncyclopedia]] is full of [[lies]] and that Oscar continues to [[lie]] and hides all of his [[lies]] as [[joke|jokes]] all over the [[Internet]] for the past decade. The IWETHEY members do not like [[joke|jokes]] about them just like the [[Nazi|Nazis]] did not like the jokes that [[The Three Stooges]] and [[Charlie Chaplin]] and the [[Jews]] made about them. In fact, the IWETHEY members claim it is like watching a [[Road Runner]] cartoon, and finding out that the writer died by falling off a cliff or being hit by a train in a tunnel while trying to catch a Road Runner, which they claim automatically makes that [[Cartoon]] unfunny.
   
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Apparently Oscar named a few of them by names in his [[Oscar Wilde|Blog]] and then quickly changed it to remove their names after they read it, or so they claim. None of this has been proven, and it all seems like [[fiction]] written by the IWETHEY members (except one of them who is [[smart]] and not [[stupid]] like the rest of them) as a result to attack poor Oscar even more. Oscar is a tough guy and can take a joke, and let out a [[quote]]. In any case, the IWETHEY members still dispute this article, except for one of them who is [[Loki|Lokean]] by nature and gets the [[joke]].
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Most of them take things far too [[serious|seriously]] and see [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar's]] [[joke|jokes]], like when he [[death|died]] online, or wrote this article on them, as [[serious]], sick, sad, and [[lies]]. In fact, they still blame [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]] for their personal problems, and mental health, because they never got his [[joke|jokes]]. Oscar has a bit of advice for all the IWETHEY members: "[[Don't be Stupid]]" yet they never seen to want to listen to him.
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==Page Blankings==
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Currently the IWETHEY members have tried to [[blank]] this page a total of eight times. Please see [[IWETHEY vandals]] for more information. Apparently blanking [[Wiki]] pages is something they enjoy as a past-time. They also like adding in templates at the top of the article to dispute it. Please help in removing the templates, fix the blankings and vandalism instead of just vote to have the article deleted. Failing that more recently they keep trying to add this article to [[VFD]] and failing to get it deleted, because it contains the [[truth]] on them.
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==Habits==
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IWETHEY members suffer from a form of [[wikiphrenia]] and this has caused them to form their own [[Big Brother|group mind]] and think in doublethink and logical fallacies and [[kill|bash]] outsiders, moderates, [[conservative]]s, [[troll]]s, [[Microsoft Windows]] [[user]]s and Corporations, it is believed they exhibit these behaviors as these things scare them.
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They are often found to be unemployed because [[corporation]]s scare them and this gets in their way of doing their [[job]]s. Because of their group mind they attack and bash individuals who don't fit into their "elite" group. They are so radical and extreme, that while they are mostly liberals and left-wingers they tend to make [[George W. Bush]] seem more like [[Bill Clinton]] in comparison to their radical and extreme behavior and actions. They use a form of mental, emotional, and psychological torture that makes [[waterboarding]] look tame and more like surfing or getting a facial instead. They are so ultra-ultra left wing that even The Daily Kos and Moveon.org say "damn, too leftist for my tastes." and they have formed their own version of Liberal Nazism named IWETHEYISM that makes the [[KKK]], [[Adolph Hitler]], [[Joseph Stalin]], look like [[Gandhi]] by comparison.
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They call themselves [[child]] molesters and often have meetings to share information on how not to get caught by the [[government]] for their illegal activities. Most of them were seen on the [[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator|"To Catch a Predator"]] series on NBC. At these meetings they often take [[photoshop|pictures]] of themselves, drink [[beer]] and act [[stupid]]. The [[FBI]] and The Department of [[Homeland Security]] were monitoring them but eventually got bored. They did stop by for some beers and stake, because even [[FBI]] agents have to cut loose. Yet the final analysis of the IWETHEY group was that they are no real threat because of how pathetic and self-destructive they are. Instead the [[FBI]] decided to wiretap and monitor [[Bill O'Reilly]] because of his unpatriotic views on [[Fox News]]. Recently they were behind the topless photos of [[Hannah Montana]] on Vanity Fair and the Internet.
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== A Warning to Outsiders ==
 
Those with contrary views to theirs, who go against the group mind are advised to stay away. If they do not, they will have to face the wraith of [[Aquaman]], [[Garfield]] and [[Xenu]], who are regular posters and flame lords on the IWETHEY forums.
 
Those with contrary views to theirs, who go against the group mind are advised to stay away. If they do not, they will have to face the wraith of [[Aquaman]], [[Garfield]] and [[Xenu]], who are regular posters and flame lords on the IWETHEY forums.
There have already been two unexplained [[death|deaths]] of former IWETHEY members , several others who have been chased off their web sites for disagreeing with the group mind and rumours of [[IRA]] style [[Kitten Huffing|Kneecapping]]s (these rumours may however have been started by IWETHEY mod's to encourage a climate of fear, much like the recent [[George W. Bush|Bush Administration's]] "Al-Qaeda is working with [[Iraq]]" and the [[British]] "Rycin Scare" plots). They are however a mostly [[terrorist|harmless]] group of individuals with superiority complexes who think they are [[intellectuals]].
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There have already been two unexplained [[death|deaths]] of former IWETHEY members , several others who have been chased off their web sites for disagreeing with the group mind and rumours of [[IRA]] style [[Kitten Huffing|Kneecapping]]s (these rumours may however have been started by IWETHEY mod's to encourage a climate of fear, much like the recent [[George W. Bush|Bush Administration's]] "Al-Qaeda is working with [[Iraq]]" and the [[British]] "Rycin Scare" plots). They are however a mostly [[terrorist|harmless]] group of individuals with [[Superiority Complex|superiority complexes]] who think they are intellectuals. They are, of course, way too [[serious]] to understand [[Uncyclopedia]] much less get most of the [[joke|jokes]] here.
   
== See Also ==
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== Current Agenda ==
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* Keep the [[metric]] system down.
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* Plot to overthrow or assassinate [[George W. Bush]]. (done)
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* Release the sober worm to infect [[Windows]] PCs and force people to use [[Linux]] or at least [[Rinux]].
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* [[Blank]] [[Wiki]] pages like this one.
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* Drink lots of [[beer]] and act [[stupid]].
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* Not get the [[humour]] of the [[Uncyclopedia]] articles.
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* Do sloppy work on the job, get fired for it, and then post [[Livejournal|whiny diaries about it]] on the IWETHEY forum.
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* Make fun of [[Oscar Wilde]] on their forum, even though he no longer reads or posts there.
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* Try to legalize [[Kitten Huffing]] and other hard drug uses.
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* Try to be more [[left-wing]] than [[Karl Marx]] or [[Michael Moore]] or [[Bill O'Reilly]].
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* Create [[Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet|Sock Puppet Accounts]] on [[Uncyclopedia]] to add more signs to this article, and try to sabotage it.
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* Post lots of whiny and angst ridden [[forum]] posts, [[Livejournal|Livejournals]], [[Blogs]], [[Smear websites]], etc on others blaming them for the IWETHEY members shortcomings and mistakes. Face it, they are not as perfect and refined as [[Oscar Wilde]] so they blame him and others like him as scapegoats.
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*[http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3751727 Trolling the Democratic Underground about Rush Limbaugh Smears], because he like deserves it or something.
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*Adding this page to [[VFD]] in efforts to hide the truth about their membership and agenda.
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*Vandalizing this page to make it unfunny and thus get it deleted.
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* For a few months prior to this writing, there have been technical problems with the website, and it was not available to the public. Once it came back up, the above agenda took place yet again. [http://iwt.mikevitale.com:8080/gaming/main.iwt This is the temp forum they set up] for propaganda use.
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* Behind the [http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2009/09/03/internet-hoax-says-glenn-beck-raped-murdered-young-girl-in-1990.htm Glenn Beck Internet Smear Campaign] that he [http://www.gb1990.com killed a girl in 1990].
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* Reset [http://www.iwethey.org IWETHEY] main web site by upgrading from the old [[Commodore 64]] that used to run it to an 80486 IBM PC clone with [[Linux]] and 8 megabytes of RAM and constantly swapping virtual memory on a 520 Megabyte hard drive. Of course [http://iwt.mikevitale.com:8080/gaming/post/show.iwt?postid=17204 they blame Comcast] for the connection problems and not their own router or Linux network settings. Looks like this is going to take a while now, as they blame the ISP, but refuse to check their own equipment and network settings. Why didn't they just call Comcast tech support instead of making an online rant? Who knows, IWETHEY logic doesn't work the same way as common sense.
   
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==IWETHEY Lyrics==
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As an amateur [[music|musical]] group, "The IWETHEY People" started their band in [[1982]] and had a [[suck|one hit wonder]] named, ironically "IWETHEY". They apparently were upset at someone, a former member of theirs, named [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], and wrote a song about the whole situation. Many [[beaver|beavers]] and [[cabbage|cabbages]] died to bring you the lyrics to this song, as IWETHEY members are [[Liberal Terrorists]] as well. They are well armed with many [[List of weapons that don't exist, but should|Weapons]] and have [[99 Lives]] and ready to use them all up. The band website is at http://www.iwethey.org/ and has a fan forum at http://z.iwethey.org/forums/ for fans to post on. The web site was down due to a RAID problem that even their [[Linux]] experts don't know how to fix for a few months. It could be back up, but then you never know how reliable it is at all. Some say that they take the server down on purpose because they like to "tweak" the settings and recompile the Kernel, and because it is such an old machine, it takes days if not months to recompile the Linux kernel. It is hosted on an Intel 486 computer with 8 Megabytes of RAM and constantly swapping, but uses the LRPD (Little Red Plasma Dot) to speed things up along with the GRR (Great Rotating Rod). [http://iwt.mikevitale.com:8080/gaming/main.iwt They have a TempIWT Forum] set up to hide from the millions of people they offended on their main forum, which currently had the ISP it was hosted on cancel their account due to them harassing and trolling newbies, as well as vandalizing and blanking Wikis from that account like this article and other Uncyclopedia articles, and upsetting [[Neocons]] in violation of the US Patriot Act.
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=== Lyrics ===
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], there's no need to leave town.''
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:''I said, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], pick yourself a new crown.''
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:''I said, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], 'cause you're spinning around,''
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:''There's no need to be [[intelligent|sloppy]].''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], there's a [[forum]] you can go.''
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:''I said, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], when you've burnt out your [[coal]].''
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:''You can post there, and I'm sure you might [[mind]],''
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:''Many ways to spend your last [[dime]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''They have [[nothing]] for [[Uncyclopedia]] to annoy,''
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:''You can [[freak]] out with all the [[Troll|Roys]] ...''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''You can get yourself [[sane|mean]], you can have a [[bad]] deal,''
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:''You can eat your last [[meal]] ...''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], are you posting to me?''
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:''I said, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], what do you really see?''
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:''I said, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], you can form your own [[team]].''
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:''But you've got to destroy the [[one]] [[true]] [[ring]]!''
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:''No one posts it all by himself.''
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:''I said, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], put your [[humour]] on the shelf,''
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:''And just leave there, from the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''I'm positive they can annoy you today.''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''They have [[nothing]] for [[Uncyclopedia]] to annoy,''
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:''You can [[freak]] out with all the [[Troll|Roys]] ...''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''You can get yourself [[sane|mean]], you can have a [[bad]] deal,''
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:''You can eat your last [[meal]] ...''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], you sure will lose.''
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:''I said, you will deal with the blues.''
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:''I felt like I struck a [[bee]] hive.''
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:''I felt the whole forum was so [[alive]] ...''
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:''That's when someone chased after me,''
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:''And said, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], take a hike to the meet.''
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:''It's a [[bash]] called the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]],''
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:''They can abuse you to this very [[day]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''They have [[nothing]] for [[Uncyclopedia]] to annoy,''
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:''You can [[freak]] out with all the [[Troll|Roys]] ...''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], pick yourself a new crown.''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], 'cause you're spinning around.''
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:''It's fun to post on [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''It's fun to post on the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]].''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], are you starting to see?''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], go climb a [[tree]]!''
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:''[[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]]''
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:''...you'll lose it at the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]]''
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:''No one, [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], posts it all by himself,''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], put your [[humour]] on the shelf.''
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:''[[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]]''
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:''...then just leave the [[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]]''
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:''[[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]]''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], i once read in the [[news]]''
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:''[[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]]''
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:''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar]], I said, I was once reading the reviews.''
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:''[[IWETHEY|I-WE-THEY]]''
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== See also ==
 
* [[Microsoft]]
 
* [[Microsoft]]
* [[Sociopaths]]
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* [http://www.w3monitor.com electronic monitoring]
* [[Terrorism]]
 
* [[Liberal Terrorists]]
 
* [[SCO]]
 
* [[IWETHEY vandals]]
 
 
* [[Internet]]
 
* [[Internet]]
* [[Conspiracy]]
 
* [[Moran|Morans]]
 
* [[Stupid]]
 
* [[Non-God-Fearing Democrats]]
 
* [[Libertarian|Libertarians]]
 
* [[God-Fearing Republicans|NeoPagans]]
 
* [[Geek]]
 
* [[Spam]]
 
* [[Evil Atheist Conspiracy]]
 
 
   
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Latest revision as of 11:49, December 24, 2009

IWETHEY stands for Info World Electric Troll Horde of Eclectic Yammerers. Comprising a number of anarchists, communist, Molechites and Liberal Terrorists cells they initially formed on the Infoworld forums in an effort to prevent a conservative conspiracy to appoint Kirstie Alley or Sarah Palin as the first woman president of the USA.

edit Founding

Some graduates of Queen's University went to post on Infoworld forums, and founded their group there in 1982. Having an altogether obnoxious bent, they were moderated when they drove their fellow comrades to near insanity through a combination of bad jokes and wicked ways. As an aside, these old forums were more of a smoke and mirrors affair unbeknownst to most regular posters there - no ability to bar posters, no access to the original code, some nefarious bad blood from its originator that left InfoWorld pretending to have some control over its forum environment. A tolerant policy was the only recourse - the only trick was to make it appear intentional. After a near-collapse of the overloaded mythic forum format that had served them so well, new forums were born that left users mired in the tar pits of hell. After knifing their new baby, they moved to the Ezboard forums. However at Ezboard, they found they had to follow the rules there too, so after a failed coup attempt they left and founded their own Banana Republic forums on their own desert island server. They then based this system of rules on the book named the Holy Bible: Revised Liberal Edition Lord of the Flies. Some IWETHEY members are citizens of the USA and the US Founding Fathers are turning over in their graves over what those US Citizens and members post Anti-USA rants on the IWETHEY forum and blank and vandalize Wiki sites in attempts of censorship and fighting freedom of speech.

edit Beliefs

They claim that a Kirsty Alley administration would outlaw Kitten Huffing, which would cause a Temporal paradox that will ultimately enable Elvis to win the Annual Miss Stalin-Look-Alike 2006 contest and abuse his powers to allow SCO to win their lawsuit against IBM over Linux. Any wiki article written on them must be disputed unless they approve it, so say the IWETHEY vandals. They claim that they are right and everyone else is wrong. That everyone should agree to their views politically, religiously, and morally by joining their groupmind. That Uncyclopedia is full of lies, and thus is unfunny.

After they stopped Kirsty Alley, they forgot about her clone sister Sarah Palin that was better looking and looked more like Tina Fey and picked as VP for John McCain. One of their members Rubicon had hacked Sarah Palin's Yahoo email gov.palin@yahoo.com by guessing her password was "lipstick" and guessing her security questions correctly and then posted all her photos and email on IWETHEY. The Administrators at IWETHEY while upset at Palin promptly banned Rubicon by IP address and deleted his email and photos that he stole as well as all posts he made to avoid being sued by Palin's family lawyers. After that Rubicon posted them at 4chan's /b/ section. But IWETHEY still wants to prevent a Sarah Palin Presidency claiming she would be even worse than Kirsty Alley ever could be.

edit Opinions

The IWETHEY members have opinions, and they all agree that this article was written by Oscar Wilde after he left their forum as an attempt at humour based on the history of many members and the forum itself. As a result they wrote a song, which is documented at the IWETHEY lyrics part of this article about the whole situation. Oscar was known to have used multiple login accounts at IWETHEY over the past decade, as a result to be funnier. IWETHEY also has the opinion that Uncyclopedia is full of lies, and thus is unfunny. They also have the opinion that everyone should be forced to use Linux and that SCO should be disbanded. They have an opinion that anarchy would be a better form of government than democracy, and if not anarchy then communism because communism would allow them to run the state and blank and vandalize any Wiki site they choose. This statement made by SCO is the basis for almost all of their opinions, that Linux is not a copy of Unix, and is not a system at all like Unix, that it is completely and totally different from Unix like Mac OS X is different from Unix as is FreeBSD and others as well. None of them, they claim, use a Command Line like Unix does and aren't in any way shape or form like Unix.

edit Their Lack of Humour

The IWETHEY members, except for one of them which is smarter than the rest of them, do not find this article funny, and consider it more nonsense by Oscar directed at them. They feel that Uncyclopedia is full of lies and that Oscar continues to lie and hides all of his lies as jokes all over the Internet for the past decade. The IWETHEY members do not like jokes about them just like the Nazis did not like the jokes that The Three Stooges and Charlie Chaplin and the Jews made about them. In fact, the IWETHEY members claim it is like watching a Road Runner cartoon, and finding out that the writer died by falling off a cliff or being hit by a train in a tunnel while trying to catch a Road Runner, which they claim automatically makes that Cartoon unfunny.

Apparently Oscar named a few of them by names in his Blog and then quickly changed it to remove their names after they read it, or so they claim. None of this has been proven, and it all seems like fiction written by the IWETHEY members (except one of them who is smart and not stupid like the rest of them) as a result to attack poor Oscar even more. Oscar is a tough guy and can take a joke, and let out a quote. In any case, the IWETHEY members still dispute this article, except for one of them who is Lokean by nature and gets the joke.

Most of them take things far too seriously and see Oscar's jokes, like when he died online, or wrote this article on them, as serious, sick, sad, and lies. In fact, they still blame Oscar for their personal problems, and mental health, because they never got his jokes. Oscar has a bit of advice for all the IWETHEY members: "Don't be Stupid" yet they never seen to want to listen to him.

edit Page Blankings

Currently the IWETHEY members have tried to blank this page a total of eight times. Please see IWETHEY vandals for more information. Apparently blanking Wiki pages is something they enjoy as a past-time. They also like adding in templates at the top of the article to dispute it. Please help in removing the templates, fix the blankings and vandalism instead of just vote to have the article deleted. Failing that more recently they keep trying to add this article to VFD and failing to get it deleted, because it contains the truth on them.

edit Habits

IWETHEY members suffer from a form of wikiphrenia and this has caused them to form their own group mind and think in doublethink and logical fallacies and bash outsiders, moderates, conservatives, trolls, Microsoft Windows users and Corporations, it is believed they exhibit these behaviors as these things scare them. They are often found to be unemployed because corporations scare them and this gets in their way of doing their jobs. Because of their group mind they attack and bash individuals who don't fit into their "elite" group. They are so radical and extreme, that while they are mostly liberals and left-wingers they tend to make George W. Bush seem more like Bill Clinton in comparison to their radical and extreme behavior and actions. They use a form of mental, emotional, and psychological torture that makes waterboarding look tame and more like surfing or getting a facial instead. They are so ultra-ultra left wing that even The Daily Kos and Moveon.org say "damn, too leftist for my tastes." and they have formed their own version of Liberal Nazism named IWETHEYISM that makes the KKK, Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, look like Gandhi by comparison.

They call themselves child molesters and often have meetings to share information on how not to get caught by the government for their illegal activities. Most of them were seen on the "To Catch a Predator" series on NBC. At these meetings they often take pictures of themselves, drink beer and act stupid. The FBI and The Department of Homeland Security were monitoring them but eventually got bored. They did stop by for some beers and stake, because even FBI agents have to cut loose. Yet the final analysis of the IWETHEY group was that they are no real threat because of how pathetic and self-destructive they are. Instead the FBI decided to wiretap and monitor Bill O'Reilly because of his unpatriotic views on Fox News. Recently they were behind the topless photos of Hannah Montana on Vanity Fair and the Internet.

edit A Warning to Outsiders

Those with contrary views to theirs, who go against the group mind are advised to stay away. If they do not, they will have to face the wraith of Aquaman, Garfield and Xenu, who are regular posters and flame lords on the IWETHEY forums. There have already been two unexplained deaths of former IWETHEY members , several others who have been chased off their web sites for disagreeing with the group mind and rumours of IRA style Kneecappings (these rumours may however have been started by IWETHEY mod's to encourage a climate of fear, much like the recent Bush Administration's "Al-Qaeda is working with Iraq" and the British "Rycin Scare" plots). They are however a mostly harmless group of individuals with superiority complexes who think they are intellectuals. They are, of course, way too serious to understand Uncyclopedia much less get most of the jokes here.

edit Current Agenda

edit IWETHEY Lyrics

As an amateur musical group, "The IWETHEY People" started their band in 1982 and had a one hit wonder named, ironically "IWETHEY". They apparently were upset at someone, a former member of theirs, named Oscar, and wrote a song about the whole situation. Many beavers and cabbages died to bring you the lyrics to this song, as IWETHEY members are Liberal Terrorists as well. They are well armed with many Weapons and have 99 Lives and ready to use them all up. The band website is at http://www.iwethey.org/ and has a fan forum at http://z.iwethey.org/forums/ for fans to post on. The web site was down due to a RAID problem that even their Linux experts don't know how to fix for a few months. It could be back up, but then you never know how reliable it is at all. Some say that they take the server down on purpose because they like to "tweak" the settings and recompile the Kernel, and because it is such an old machine, it takes days if not months to recompile the Linux kernel. It is hosted on an Intel 486 computer with 8 Megabytes of RAM and constantly swapping, but uses the LRPD (Little Red Plasma Dot) to speed things up along with the GRR (Great Rotating Rod). They have a TempIWT Forum set up to hide from the millions of people they offended on their main forum, which currently had the ISP it was hosted on cancel their account due to them harassing and trolling newbies, as well as vandalizing and blanking Wikis from that account like this article and other Uncyclopedia articles, and upsetting Neocons in violation of the US Patriot Act.

edit Lyrics

Oscar, there's no need to leave town.
I said, Oscar, pick yourself a new crown.
I said, Oscar, 'cause you're spinning around,
There's no need to be sloppy.
Oscar, there's a forum you can go.
I said, Oscar, when you've burnt out your coal.
You can post there, and I'm sure you might mind,
Many ways to spend your last dime.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
They have nothing for Uncyclopedia to annoy,
You can freak out with all the Roys ...
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
You can get yourself mean, you can have a bad deal,
You can eat your last meal ...
Oscar, are you posting to me?
I said, Oscar, what do you really see?
I said, Oscar, you can form your own team.
But you've got to destroy the one true ring!
No one posts it all by himself.
I said, Oscar, put your humour on the shelf,
And just leave there, from the I-WE-THEY.
I'm positive they can annoy you today.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
They have nothing for Uncyclopedia to annoy,
You can freak out with all the Roys ...
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
You can get yourself mean, you can have a bad deal,
You can eat your last meal ...
Oscar, you sure will lose.
I said, you will deal with the blues.
I felt like I struck a bee hive.
I felt the whole forum was so alive ...
That's when someone chased after me,
And said, Oscar, take a hike to the meet.
It's a bash called the I-WE-THEY,
They can abuse you to this very day.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
They have nothing for Uncyclopedia to annoy,
You can freak out with all the Roys ...
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
Oscar, Oscar, pick yourself a new crown.
Oscar, Oscar, 'cause you're spinning around.
It's fun to post on I-WE-THEY.
It's fun to post on the I-WE-THEY.
Oscar, Oscar, are you starting to see?
Oscar, Oscar, go climb a tree!
I-WE-THEY
...you'll lose it at the I-WE-THEY
No one, Oscar, posts it all by himself,
Oscar, Oscar, put your humour on the shelf.
I-WE-THEY
...then just leave the I-WE-THEY
I-WE-THEY
Oscar, Oscar, i once read in the news
I-WE-THEY
Oscar, Oscar, I said, I was once reading the reviews.
I-WE-THEY

edit See also

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