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This proved to be a cunning move. God the Father raised Jesus from the dead, created and sent the Holy Ghost to convert more disciples, and thus became a [[Trinity]] of Gods. This increased His power and gave Himself three seats at the Celestial Poker Game.
 
This proved to be a cunning move. God the Father raised Jesus from the dead, created and sent the Holy Ghost to convert more disciples, and thus became a [[Trinity]] of Gods. This increased His power and gave Himself three seats at the Celestial Poker Game.
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== God goes into commercial life ==
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God became CEO of [[Kellogg's]] and then claiming that Christinas don't know enough of God, produced a cereal. As proof, the [[pope]] was hired to eat a bowl of cereal with holy water in place of milk. Each box of Kellogg brand cereal has a little figurine of the [[Virgin Mary]] in it. After the controversy surrounding the cereal, God was forced to resign after a prayer telling God to leave business and go back to being what God used to be: a supreme leader.
   
 
== Footnotes ==
 
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== See Also ==
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*[[Jesus]]
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*[[Existence of God]]
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*[[God V. Nietzsche]]
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*[[Playing God]]
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*[[iGod]]
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