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It is thought that this ejaculate is used in reproduction of gendalls but some scholars still believe that Helen Clark is in fact a virgin due to her grotesque appearance. Thereby proving the theory that the gendall reproduces A-sexually.
 
It is thought that this ejaculate is used in reproduction of gendalls but some scholars still believe that Helen Clark is in fact a virgin due to her grotesque appearance. Thereby proving the theory that the gendall reproduces A-sexually.
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The term gendall can be used for any number of people of the humanoid sub order gedalus gendalidae. The gendall itself is a symbiotic, parasitic creature laid by the queen gendall commonly believed to be Helen Clark, although other queen specimens have been found internationally. When the gendall is laid, it is in a pupaic form that must be ingested by a host. This is why the gendall is usually found in people who eat a lot.

After ingestion, the gendalls shell is broken by the hydrochloric acid in the stomach, a long spindle of protein acids harbouring a small amount of RNA that has the ability to instruct the chief and G cells in the wall of the stomach to neutralise the acid for enough time for the gendall gene to infect the blood cells. After the gene has been successfully introduced to the blood in a viral form, the Ph of the stomach returns to normal.

The next stage of the process is for the gendall virus to be carried around the body in the blood to instruct all the other genetic information in the other cells of the body to produce the gendall virus. Once this stage has been accomplished it is possible for the gendalloid organs to form in the body with no chance of rejection by the host body. The host will rarely have any changes occur at this point although a slight change in the pitch of voice can often be detected.

The next process is the most recognisable. The gendall glans will start to form on the roof of the cranium. The gendall glans is similar to the penis glans, or bellend as it is commonly known. First a slit is formed on the tip of the skull, a primitive urethra forms alongside the jugular vein and continues on the cranial plain the where the prepuce or slit has formed. Once the urethra has met with the prepuce it is possible for the testis, bulbourethral glands and prostate glands to form inside the skull. These extra organs, although completely useless, take up 'brain space' and in turn make the host more stupid, at this point the gendalloid is fully formed on the skull.

It begins to take nutrients from the host, but in turn provides the host with engorgements from the volatile fats that the bacteria secrete within the gendall itself. This is why the gendall pigletts, or young hosts are often seen sucking up to judges, causing trouble and being generally annoying. As the host grows older, it calms down, but the annoying factor remains. The apearance of the gendall means that the gendalloid must send information to the hosts brain to purchase a wig, or other head covering so the gendalloid may remain hidden from the sun, from which it can get tanned, or become dry, fatal to the parasite. It is possible,when the host is excited for an actual ejaculate to emanate from the crown of the gendalloid.

It is thought that this ejaculate is used in reproduction of gendalls but some scholars still believe that Helen Clark is in fact a virgin due to her grotesque appearance. Thereby proving the theory that the gendall reproduces A-sexually.
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