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[[Image:Furry_school.jpg|right|frame|Furry education at its finest]] |
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[[Image:Petatiger.jpg|thumb|right||A disgusting furry pervert.]] |
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{{Q|WTF!? THAT'S NOT COMMUNISIM!!!|Karl Marx|Furries}} |
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{{Q|Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse... it just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize... that's what you want to be.|Oscar Wilde|being a mouse}} |
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{{q|GI need to outlaw Foories from the constitutioytion!|George W Bush|Furries}} |
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{{q|I kill Furries on weekends.|Mac the Philosopher|Furries, mainly from Anime Japan}} |
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{{q|If you like to go to fur conventions to score with other people who have the same chromosomes types as you while wearing a wolf costume, you might be a furry.|Jeff Foxworthy|Furries}} |
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{{q|Lancrosse, you're up.|Random guy|Furries}} |
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{{q|The only abnormal sexual activity is none at all. Which is why Furries are normal. <looks at notes> Oh dear, I'm going to have to be more specific.|Freud|Furries}} |
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The infamous fur-covered [[cartoon]] beasts also known as "funny [[animals]]"—although the jury is still out on if they're funny strange or funny ha-ha. Furries were born when a computer virus created by a corrupt Sonic the Hedgehog game mutated and begun to infect humans, first altering their personalities and then their physical characteristics. The transformation continues until the victim is covered wth fur, has ears, a tail, and their mind is altered by the virus so several are Naked Mole Rats. They were shunned by the humans who have come up with a vaccine for the Virus (Used only on two known people: Jimbo Wales and Dr. Ivo Robotnik) and then rebelled to overthrow human society. Furries are part of a vast worldwide [[conspiracy]] to dominate [[the world]] with gratuitous use of [[Walt Disney]] cartoons and subliminal messages hidden in [[MTV]] videos. Phyllis Diller led the [http://www.xydexx.com/anthrofurry/furries.htm Invasion Of The Furries] in 2001, calling for mandatory clip-on ears and tails for everyone, and back/belly rubs with skritches every [[Friday]] after work. |
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Once reserved for only high priests and wealthy businessmen in pre-Ming China, the trend was usurped by many lovelorn adult men, eventually seeping it's way onto pre-teen culture due to a mixup (and blatant loop hole) at the Obscure Fetish Council (OFC). Furry can also be contracted from mystic bagel shavings, and ancient Sanskrit prophecies etched on the back of perishable food containers. Furry cannot be contracted from well used Hall and Oats 8 tracks, contrary to popular belief, being usually confused for the explosive neon diarrhea and addiction to obscure Italian prog-rock bands, usually associated with the top 40 duo's media. |
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'''Furryism''' is a condition in which a '''furry''' person (members of the furry fandom are known as furry fans, furries, furs or freaks) self-identifies as a member of an animal species. Furryism often manifests itself as an agonizing [[dysphoria]] toward one's birth species, as well as difficulty or inability living in its social role. If untreated, it can lead to mental and emotional problems, and sometimes, fursuiting. |
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Furries secretly control many [[government]] agencies, including ''(especially!)'' the [[Homeland Security|Department Of Homeland Security]], National Aeronautics and Space Administration, the Human Genome Project, the National Park Service, and the Department Of Education. Furries have slowly been influencing Public Broadcasting Service ([[PBS]]) to show TV programs such as ''Postcards From Buster'' in elementary schools. |
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As of 1981 furries are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act and hunting them for their pelts is no longer legal in the United States. |
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==Famous Furry Pirates== |
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== Popular Fursonas == |
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[[Image:Human_habitrail.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Those who do not submit to furry world domination will be forced to live in [[human]] HabiTrails while prairie dogs and other small animals run the [[planet]]]] |
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Typical furry personas or "'''fursonas'''" include leaches, toucans, velociraptors, maggots, daddy-long-legses and gibbons. Some fictional animals are popular fursonas too, such as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and that face grabbing thing from Aliens. |
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Join the furry [[revolution]] today! A partial list of famous people through history known to be scallywag furries includes: |
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* [[Matt Damon]] |
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* [[Kurt Cobain]] |
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* [[Zeus]] |
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* [[Aslan]] |
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* [[Walt Disney]] |
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* [[Shakespeare]] |
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* [[Julius Caesar]] |
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* [[Francis Bacon]] |
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* [[Bob Dylan]] |
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* [[The Rock]] |
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* [[Kevin Bacon]] |
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* [[Robert Fripp]] |
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* [[Batman]] |
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* [[Marilyn Manson]] |
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* Hugh Jackman's Dad |
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* Kevin Nealon |
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* Gilbert Grape |
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* Chris Sorenson |
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* Oprahs |
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* Chelsea Clinton |
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* Thelma |
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* Louise |
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* [[Linus Torvalds]], the communist pop singer |
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* The cast of ''[[Cats]]'' |
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[[Image:Facepaw.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Furry oriented advertising]] |
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* [[Adolf Hitler]] |
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* [[Ghengis Khan]] |
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* [[Spongebob Squarepants]] |
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* Phyllis Diller |
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* Ethel Merman |
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* [[Moby]] |
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* The entire cast of [[The Muppet Show]] |
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* [[Mario]] |
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* [[Whoopi Goldberg]] |
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* [[Michael Jackson]], although he's some kind of animal wearing ill suited human skin |
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* Wolfman Jack |
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* Justin Timberlake, although he's just a small 8 year old ethiopian timber wolf wearing Michael Jackson's first replaced ill-suited human skin |
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* [[Christine]], the [[1958]] [[Plymouth Furry]] |
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* [[Donald Trump]] |
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* [[Tux]] |
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* [[You]] |
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A partial list of famous people through history known to work for furries and/or their other evil affiliates as [[Japanese]] [[assassins]] includes but is not limited to: |
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== Yiff == |
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Dedicated furries devote considerable time to their animalistic smell ("yiff") as well as their costumes ("fursuits"). The inability of the skin to breath in fursuits often adds to the furrie's distinctive yiff considerably, and certain furries (such as those who use a skunk fursona) may be very yiffy indeed. |
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* [[Pikachu]] |
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* All the main characters of [[Dragonball Z]], with the exception of [[Vegeta]], who is a known Furry DDR Ass Pirate. |
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* [[Mothman]] |
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* [[Solid Snake]] |
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* [[Some guy living in his parents' basement]] |
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* The guy who runs the Web filter on your network |
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* [[Spider-Man]] |
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*[[Lowtax]] |
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*[[Richard Nixon]], except for when he was rebuilt as a [[robot]]. Then he would be classified as a [[robot ninja]], and as we all know robot [[ninjas]] suck beyond all comprehendable imagination. |
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*[[God]], except between the years of 145 B.C.-1345 B.C. and 1981 A.D.-2004 A.D. |
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About 70% of furries gain super powers from their fursuits, such as the ability to watch Hentai without flinching, and the ability to read furry-comics without laughing. |
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Super-furries include Batman (bat), Spiderman (spider), Catwoman (cat) and Superman (skunk){{ref|Superman}}. |
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*[[PBS]] |
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*[[Rough Gay Wolf Sex]] |
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*[http://www.zoobileezoo.com/zooframe.htm Failed experiments to create furries in labs] |
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A disgusting furry pervert.
“Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse... it just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize... that's what you want to be.”
Furryism is a condition in which a furry person (members of the furry fandom are known as furry fans, furries, furs or freaks) self-identifies as a member of an animal species. Furryism often manifests itself as an agonizing dysphoria toward one's birth species, as well as difficulty or inability living in its social role. If untreated, it can lead to mental and emotional problems, and sometimes, fursuiting.
As of 1981 furries are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act and hunting them for their pelts is no longer legal in the United States.
This man feels he is a horse's arse.
Popular Fursonas
Typical furry personas or "fursonas" include leaches, toucans, velociraptors, maggots, daddy-long-legses and gibbons. Some fictional animals are popular fursonas too, such as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and that face grabbing thing from Aliens.
Furries are also known to use "cross-breed" fursonas, such as the pengui-aardvark or batsquid.
Yiff
Dedicated furries devote considerable time to their animalistic smell ("yiff") as well as their costumes ("fursuits"). The inability of the skin to breath in fursuits often adds to the furrie's distinctive yiff considerably, and certain furries (such as those who use a skunk fursona) may be very yiffy indeed.
Film Stars and Superheroes
About 70% of furries gain super powers from their fursuits, such as the ability to watch Hentai without flinching, and the ability to read furry-comics without laughing.
Super-furries include Batman (bat), Spiderman (spider), Catwoman (cat) and Superman (skunk)[1].
Han-Solo's best buddy Chewbacca is also rarely seen outside of his fursuit.
Those who don't become super-heroes often gain employment as Baseball mascots, theme-park entertainers, or handing out free samples outside stores.
Furry Organisations
The most notorious Furry organisation is PETA (well known for their slogan "We'd rather do it fursuited than wear nothing"), whose exhibitionistic members often show off their bizarre perversion in public.
Notes
- ^ Superman's fur-suiting exploits didn't come up much in the movies.
