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Well I've come back armed with a novelty-sized paper clip and a bucket of burns cream. I think (... here we go!) one of the problems with uncyclopedia is that the admins think they are doing the world such a huge, favour by being admins. What a self-sacrificing act they are performing. The society shouldn't be about "I'm an admin, you're stupid, I'm cool, in your face". It should be about being ''funny'', and it should be ''fair''. FAIR. That's all I ask. --[[User:Aaadddaaammm|Aaadddaaammm]] 05:52, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
 
Well I've come back armed with a novelty-sized paper clip and a bucket of burns cream. I think (... here we go!) one of the problems with uncyclopedia is that the admins think they are doing the world such a huge, favour by being admins. What a self-sacrificing act they are performing. The society shouldn't be about "I'm an admin, you're stupid, I'm cool, in your face". It should be about being ''funny'', and it should be ''fair''. FAIR. That's all I ask. --[[User:Aaadddaaammm|Aaadddaaammm]] 05:52, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
 
:In a perfect world, you wouldn't be able to know which users are admins except by checking [[Special:Listadmins|the list]] (or seeing deletions and whatnot on recent changes, I suppose). I think the gap between admins and regular users should be smaller. However, considering that your long ban was removed, I think you are overreacting a bit about this. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 06:30, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
 
:In a perfect world, you wouldn't be able to know which users are admins except by checking [[Special:Listadmins|the list]] (or seeing deletions and whatnot on recent changes, I suppose). I think the gap between admins and regular users should be smaller. However, considering that your long ban was removed, I think you are overreacting a bit about this. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 06:30, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
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:Agreed, </delurk>--{{User:Elvis/sig}} 15:42, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

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I was recently banned for 3 months by Famine for making this[1] edit. The block log entry read: "22:13, 11 September 2006 Famine blocked "Aaadddaaammm (contribs)" with an expiry time of 3 months (QVFD'd)".

I was unblocked by another admin (Rcmurphy), and then I posted quite a civil comment[2] on Famine's talk page. For this, he blocked me for a further day.

I don't think Famine was acting fairly, what do you guys think?

--Aaadddaaammm

  • Three months probably was a bit harsh. You definitely should have linked the word "Fcuk" to the FCUK article, which is quite funny, IMO. Also, it's "implore," not "emplore," so that probably deserved a day or so right there.  c • > • cunwapquc? 22:32, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

I think Fa- aaaa... Whoops, Honey-Trap! i like FAMINE and admire hIS Peaceful ventures at hUmanitarian woRk in the poorer rEgions of Africa. wE are incredibly lucky to haVe hIm and people just Like him around. -Rusty, Rusty Shackleford Eh?The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mr. Briggs Inc. (talk • contribs) 17:43, 15 September 2006 (I'm watching you, Briggs. -F)

Translation: FAMINE IS PURE EVIL. Aaadddaaammm 02:38, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

You totally deserved it, and I hope bitching here about it earns you another. Freemorpheme.gif 23:21, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

I feel that Famine completely overstepped his bounds. There is nothing wrong with a user intentionally screwing up shortcuts to important pages. That's what Uncyclopedia is all about! And furthermore, if such a user were to ever get unjustly banned for such an action, they have every right to tell the admin in question to "think a little longer before you block people". If our admins can't be heckled by disruptive users, what use is it to have admins?
I for one, feel that after being rescued from Lions, Adam (with all the excessive letters) should have every right to go back into the lion's den and tell them that they were wrong, and should "think a little before trying to eat me". It is an entirely just, righteous, and intelligent thing to do. Furthermore, I believe that Adam has every right to tell Mike Tyson, should he ever meet him, that he's a washed up pussy who doesn't know how to throw a punch. And he should be able to do that without fear of reprisal. For this is Amerika, where free speech and freedom live forever in glorious splendor. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:22, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

[Note: Both the previous paragraphs are authored by Famine. Aaadddaaammm 02:36, 16 September 2006 (UTC)]

Holy crap - I'm glad you pointed that out! I mean, there are a lot of people here who would have never realized that I wrote those paragraphs. I mean, I should learn to sign my comments or something! Thanks again! Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:56, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
You're a fucking retard, Famine. You fucking know damn well that you were trying to mislead with that post. You must be so god-damn insecure to have to waste your time blocking people excessively for trivial matters. I bet your cock is the same size as your Mum's. Grow up. Get a life. Go fuck yourself more than usual. Know when to say you're wrong. Aaadddaaammm 03:26, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
On the other hand, I guess if you really want the three months... or, perhaps twelve...  c • > • cunwapquc? 03:41, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
He's certainly getting another day on account of failing to get the hint. Adam, as I've said before, shut the fuck up. You think any of us here wants to do this crap? They had to drag me kicking and screaming into being opped, and four months later, I have officially lost all faith in the portion of humanity that can use the Internet. Maybe it's the fact that we wade through more shit per day that you even thought possible, but we don't take kindly to insults, especially when we're enforcing the fucking rules. I'd especially like to point out to you rule #2: don't be a dick. Granted, three months for fucking with the QVFD redirect was a bit harsh. I personally would have given you one month. However, the second two bans you totally had coming. And thank your lucky stars I didn't block for longer. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:53, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
Also, remember one of the fundamentals of Uncyclopedia; Famine > You -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:49, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
Least I look at all humble, where the hell did that come from anyway? Or, more importantly, how long has this been in effect, and why did no one inform me of it earlier? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:53, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
"We hold these truths to be self-evident..." -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:58, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
"...that we normal users shall obey the mighty admins, for we are dumb, and they are smart..." --General Insineratehymn 01:55, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
Damn straight. And don't forget it. Besides, we're talking about someone who banned a Wikian. You think he's going to afford you any more courtesy than he shows the people who host us? That's right, I didn't think so. Now, Adaaaaaaaaam, kindly STFU. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:00, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

quote: You're a fucking retard, Famine. You fucking know damn well that you were trying to mislead with that post. You must be so god-damn insecure to have to waste your time blocking people excessively for trivial matters. I bet your cock is the same size as your Mum's. Grow up. Get a life. Go fuck yourself more than usual. Know when to say you're wrong. Aaadddaaammm 03:26, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Well, there goes all my sympathy for the guy. I'm not going to complain about you banning him now Famine, you may be pure evil, but adam is 3-month-old, nasty, grimy, polluted evil!

quote: You fucking know damn well that you were trying to mislead with that post.

NO! But he seemed so... sincere :(. Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:04, 16 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Uh...I really don't know what to say. Is this user so new that he doesn't know to expect sarcasm, satire, and allegory from me, almost exclusively? Humm...that shouldn't be the case since he's been here for months. I guess the only other explanation for this outburst is that he's stupid. I wonder if he'll come back and poke this light socket with another paperclip once his burns heal. I'm betting yes. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 13:55, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
Heh, at least his insults are creative, even if he is very confused as to what kind of site we run here.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:55, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
Creative? I've seen better insults from a three yea--oh, that was sarcasm, wasn't it? Damn. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:09, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

A3d3a3mthis is ridiculous has made useful contributions to Condoleezza Rice (my fav. page!) as early as today. he should be treated more kindly. BUT there is something about that page. Toytoy (creator of the moon landing img in that page) begged to be banned (for like ever) and he would not rest till his wish was complied with - he had to literally beg & grovel and then suffer ridicule, become the butt of jokes here etc. before getting the boot he wanted -- you don't know how tough getting banned is until you attempt it. moral: those who get banned without having to struggle for it do not appreciate it. -- mowgli 20:43, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

(Adam)3 See, that's an easier way to do it... also is being a dick. Rule #2 explicitly prohibits that. Banning tends to depend on how you treat the site and its members, not on whether you want to or not. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:58, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Why must we fight?

Well I've come back armed with a novelty-sized paper clip and a bucket of burns cream. I think (... here we go!) one of the problems with uncyclopedia is that the admins think they are doing the world such a huge, favour by being admins. What a self-sacrificing act they are performing. The society shouldn't be about "I'm an admin, you're stupid, I'm cool, in your face". It should be about being funny, and it should be fair. FAIR. That's all I ask. --Aaadddaaammm 05:52, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

In a perfect world, you wouldn't be able to know which users are admins except by checking the list (or seeing deletions and whatnot on recent changes, I suppose). I think the gap between admins and regular users should be smaller. However, considering that your long ban was removed, I think you are overreacting a bit about this. —rc (t) 06:30, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
Agreed, </delurk>--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 15:42, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
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