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...do this?!? this ----> cow tipping.

isn't this illegal? what do you think? are there other such instances that you are aware of? please to quote as response in this folder. i think a collective e-petition is required to make wikipedia refrain from parodying itself, viz. parodying "democratic/anarchic/socialist/communist knowledge," that -- it goes without saying -- is never a laughing matter (no matter if its heavy matter). -- mowgli 18:42, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Cow tipping is serious shit. Deadly serious. You see, there's this place called "the prairies", that's flat. Deadly flat. There isn't much to do there, and most of what there is to do is hard (farming, farming, ranching and farming). So, during the off hours these <airquotes>farmers</airquotes> pass the time by reading books talking about pushing over the nearest large push-overable thing. This is invariably a cow. I don't know if they really do it, nor do I want to. Let us never speak of this again.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
I've known people that have tried, I guess it's really hard, and in order to do it you either need a whole lot of people, or an automobile. I've never tried it myself, nor witnessed it being tried, and I don't think I'd want to. They probably bite or something... and farmers have shotguns. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:10, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
More to the point, there are plenty of articles on Wikipedia that are at least as funny as the majority of articles here — just not intentionally so. For example, Brain in a vat, Dork, List of BDSM topics, Dog poop girl, and Spanking. It's just harder to keep them that way, I suspect, since there are so many more people over there, and none of them seem to have a sense of humor. And it is possible to tip a cow if it's asleep and you have 2-3 drunk people to help you. Don't even bother trying it with a horse, though (obviously), and forget all about the yak or buffalo.  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:18, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
The secret is to lead with the belt buckle.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
lolwtf, I always knew Wikipedia was up t'something. 18:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC), User:Smiddle/sig
Question: "Hey! How can Wikipedia do this?!?" Answer: Very carefully.
Have a nice day! Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 19:40, 1 September 2006 (UTC)