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BENSON NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE ALL-CAPS!

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SOMEBODY NOMINATE BENSON. BENSON HAS MADE 2 ARTICLES AND COUNTLESS EDITS IN MERELY 2 DAYS. NOMINATE AND VOTE FOR BENSON, AND BASK IN HIS GLORY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. ARTICLE 1 ARTICLE 2. BENSON IS FUNNY AND BETTER THAN YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT. Benson 22:20, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Right. It takes a bit more than that to get noticed, i've done 8 articles or so and I haven't...really...Demonbob 22:28, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

YES, BUT YOU AREN'T FUNNY. Benson 22:55, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

I don't really think we have an award that really matches you, honestly . . . maybe we could start an "entertaining but perhaps somewhat confused" noob of the month or something . . . . just thinking out loud. And I'm tolerant of the all caps thing, but sadly, lots of people here, for better or for worse, won't be.--Hrodulf 22:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson of the Month

ALTHOUGH BENSON ISN'T BLACK, HE ENJOYS THE AWARD WITH HIS NAME ON IT.

Uncyclopedia:Benson of the Month

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• BE BENSON
• HAVE AN EXTREME HATRED FOR THOSE BENEATH YOU, SIMILAR BUT NEVER AS STRONG AS BENSON'S HATRED FOR THEM

Benson (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +2

Got it. Okay, I nominate BENSON for BENSON of the month. Nom and For --Hrodulf 22:35, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

THAT'S ALL THAT BENSON WAS ASKING FOR. FOR FOR BENSON FOR BENSON OF THE MONTH. Benson 22:49, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

New Orleans Saints owner Tom Benson

Do you want this man to be your Benson of the Month?

Score: -1

• Nom and Against Kind of a jerk, really. —rc (t) 23:33, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Legendary jazz guitarist George Benson

The smoothest Benson by far.

Score: +3

• Nom and For. Right on, baby. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:38, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Aw, yeah. --Algorithm 23:48, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For I'm sure he doesn't speak in all caps. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:56, 6 June 2006 (UTC)