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Since "Bob" no longer considers me a retard, I am looking for someone to ADOPT me as his personal Retard. The lucky recipient will get all these prizes, at no additional cost:
1. I promise to shit in your shoes every night.
2. I promise to stuff as many flies in my nose as humanly possible.
3. I promise to follow you around the grocery store...yelling VERY loudly..."wait up, wait up...you promised mom you wouldn't leave me again. Don't nail my head to the floor again...MOM ... MOM "
4. I promise to hide under your bed, until such time as you are fucking your girlfriend/boyfriend. When this event occurs, I shall dutifully stick my head out and say " HEY, THAT's NOT DADDY !"
5. I promise to play in traffic WHENEVER you tell me to.
6. I promise to follow you to the movie theatre, and when the commercials are over, i shall run to the front of the screen, start masturbating...and scream out "I love you <insert name here> ! "
We'll take you up on that.18:12, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
hey i said i was sorry dude --J.R. "Bob" Dobbs 01:47, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, you have said that numerous times, "dude"...shut up already
Too late dude he's ours now.02:15, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
- You're adopting him. There's a difference between adopting him and making him your bitch. 04:46, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
- Do we have to be responsible for his messes? Or just help him lead a fulfilling existence? 21:28, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
I will adopt youLotofLOLS 23:31, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
- Hey! We've already signed up to take the poor thing in... Besides, you don't seem to be a fit parrent 23:37, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Adopt a Dictator
That's more fun. Ask a question any question and see how long they will reply--Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 01:34, 15 December 2007 (UTC)