Forum:A Break from Uncyc (Dr. Skullthumper)

This isn't one of those "I'm leaving Uncyclopedia" speeches, just to get that out of your head straight off. This is something a little different.

Ever since I've come here, I've had a load of fun. I liked writing. I liked reading. I liked voting. I liked working with Cajek to get the UnSignpost going. I liked getting people together to form the UnSkype group. And recently, I damn well enjoyed organizing (or attempting to organize, at any rate) a night of writing and voting mayhem that I don't even have a proper name for yet.

I liked these things, and still do. The problem doesn't lie with Uncyclopedia. It apparently lies with me.

See, ever since I came here, I haven't been able to stop pissing people off.

Old users come in and see me on IRC and make snide comments about "who opped this dipshit?" People have me on their /ignore lists. When I'm not taking insults to my face, I'm hearing rumors of complaints about me elsewhere.

I don't exactly know why everyone and their mum seems to be angry with me, and I suspect it's a different reason for everyone. But it's getting to the point where I can't ignore it any longer.

So I'm taking a break, in the interest of not pissing yet more users off. It has really never been my intent to do so. I seem to be mass-producing enemies around here - or at least people who find me irritating enough to block me from their chat clients, facebook, and elsewhere. I'd very much like it to stop, and walking away seems to be the only way.

When I come back, and I'm sure I will - this site has been a wonderful diversion since I stumbled upon it several summers ago - I can't say if it'll be under this username, or a different one. I will be reading this forum, though. I'm more than willing to take constructive criticism about how to improve my behavior so people won't find me so outright annoying.

I apologize for any inconvenience caused. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:00 Jul 08, 2010

Eh? whatchu talkin bout willis? Everybody loves you. Just stop going to IRC, it's full of asshats, bots and Olipros. Dangerous place that is. ~ 06:02, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

People dislike you? News to me. Then again, I don't use IRC, Facebook, or Skype. Well, my only complaint is that you could stand to be a little nicer when criticizing people, but that's a minor point. You seem fine overall. Frankly, I'm puzzled.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 06:04, July 08 2010 UTC

What I find most disturbing about this post is the line, "When I come back ... I can't say if it'll be under this username, or a different one." Guys. We're being watched. Love,  

Lulz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:48, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

For the record, my IRC antics earlier were not sincere. I had to go run some errands. I love you. But not as a man loves a woman. I love you as a man loves a deep man friend. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 07:09 Jul 8 2010

I'd like to take this opportunity to say, "I have a penis." Thank you. -RAHB 10:09, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

We don't hear enough about your penis these days, RAHB. This little update will help to ease all our minds, I'm sure. --UU - natter 11:28, Jul 8

But I thought we were going to tour the Great Lakes together? -- emaciated Ape (vitiate) (Riot Porn) 16:20, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

This is the internet. Its existence, nay its very foundation, is built on the interconnected miasma of people being a "continuous annoyance" to people. That's what it's for. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:36, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck Me

Skully came back.....when did that happen? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

News to me

You just pulled off one of the best events in Uncy this year. I've not heard one negative word about you (although I don't do the Skype gang-bang, or Facebook, or even IRC, in fact maybe everyone hates you off-site and hasn't told us UnSite dwellers). Hyperbole left for various reasons, and he's moving into the asshole status the longer he stays away and doesn't drop in to say hi (he made his point, and then left, which is cool, but then he kept lefting, which isn't). So, all in all, you are one of the many joys around here. So I, for one at least, have no idea what you're talking about. Aleister 12:07 8 7

OH WELL --nachlader 12:14, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

I'm leaving

This site well and good and all, but it has slowly turned into a pile of sad, boring shit. I feel like it is time for me to leave. Goodbye all you fgts. I don't intend to contact any of you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:58, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK WELL OFF --nachlader 15:59, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

This is why Nach is the only one of you people I like. Also, JK! I ain't leaving! Only fgts leave! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:05, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

But seriously

One of you is leaving. It opens the void for a new admin or two. I'm not saying who... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:13, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Dexter, your responses show you haven't read the forum at all. This isn't leaving. This is taking a break to figure out how I can stop being a continuous annoyance to people. I would really appreciate it if you helped me out on this one, instead of trolling me. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 16:26 Jul 08, 2010

"Taking a break" means there will be one less admin. I'm just trying to get that power vacuum filled immediately. I'd appreciate it if you would put what's best for the site ahead of some "Waaaaaaaaaaaah! Niobody lieks me!"-bullshit. Either stay so we won't need a new admin or just shut up cause frankly you're not acting as an admin should. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:32, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not contesting the admin bit. Nor am I begging for attention, here. All I want to know is how I can become less irritating to the site in general, because I see more evidence of it every time I come here, to IRC, or to Skype. This isn't to convince me to come back - I will be back. This isn't to make me feel better about myself - I'm having a good run IRL. This is me asking a question and hoping very much for an answer. Not just for my benefit, but for the benefit of the many people annoyed by my behavior. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 16:36 Jul 08, 2010

Have you ever stopped to think that most of the hatred against you is a joke? Honestly. Get on Skype right now so I can call you a fudge packer. Nate is asleep, so he can't. Also, we could discuss this further on Skype than on here. So get on, big boy. It's just me, Ape, and Readmesoon. We need you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:40, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Dude, I never found you annoying before, but this whiny bitchfaggotry is just a little bit gay. -- emaciated Ape (vitiate) (Riot Porn) 16:42, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

I can't winnnnnnnnnn – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 16:52 Jul 08, 2010

You're just being paranoid. You probably get all uptight when you see a penis on chatroulette! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:54, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

you're being very paranoid. do what poland did in 1939 and wait it out to see if you aren't being invaded on two sides after all. --nachlader 16:56, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

skype is for loner arsetwerps who scrub gussets in their spare time - NO WONDER PEOPLE FEEL INSECURE --nachlader 16:45, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

I've never heard the word "aresetwerp" before. Sounds intriguing. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:12, July 08 2010 UTC

It's not. It's like a town in Belgium. In fact, it is a town in Belgium. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:53, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

So this is all about Skype and IRC? So this has nothing to do with Uncy, which is solely this site and nothing else. Lots of people left to communicate on things called face-books, or skypes, or twitting, and stopped writing. The only one who came out of the quicksand and back into Uncy better off is Ape, who is writing good stuff more often, and Ethine, who is tearing up the site with usefulness. So this is much ado aboout nothing to do with Uncy. And the next time one of you is on facing books or whatever its name, please ask DrStrange to come back and write again here, we miss him and want to vote him writer of the month again instead of that asswipe nachlader who keeps trying to cut his own throat (not this time n!) A Skull & and Bones man 19:05 8 7

BUT I'VE BEEN SOCIAL NETWORKING UP ENTIRE ARTICLES AND YOU'RE NEVER THERE TO VOTE FOR IT --nachlader 19:12, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well Al, you should really follow DrStrange on Bookface. He's quite busy, but he manages to entertain me there all hours of the night. Sexually. *wink, wink*

But seriously, DrStrange has just been a bit busy. That's all. And I talked to Skully earlier. We're now going to focus on the podcast rather than dealing with some of the people who have defecated on Skully as of late. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:32, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

I'm annoyed by the people who defecate on Skullhumper... Why did nobody tell me? I would've been down on him like a sack of uranium potatoes. --nachlader 19:54, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

From personal experience

Breaks work wonders when it comes to being less of an asshole. Or you can just attempt to repeatedly permaban all the people who got your goat. It's like screaming into a pillow!

Or, for real, you can leave short messages on their talk page after they've wronged you: the personal intervention element usually works the best unless you're dealing with an undying troll or an exceptionally stubborn imbecile, in which case you can just ban them for real for being a bigger dick than you. 9 times out of 10 this method works. Whatever you do, though, don't make a video of yourself.

If all else fails, a break usually works best. After all, Uncyclopedia sorta sucks. There's plenty better things you can do with your time.

Take it from the unashamed biggest asshole on the site, though: you're not really a dick and I'm pretty sure anyone around these parts worth their salt would agree. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:09, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

I agree with TKF. He really is the biggest asshole on the site. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:12, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

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