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Is it me, or does this slut list now bear absolutely no relation to the current one only four days after it was written? Quick, someone do a fourteenth, before the unluckiness of thirteen gets its freak on. --{{User:Strange but untrue/sig}} 14:11, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 
Is it me, or does this slut list now bear absolutely no relation to the current one only four days after it was written? Quick, someone do a fourteenth, before the unluckiness of thirteen gets its freak on. --{{User:Strange but untrue/sig}} 14:11, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
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:And I worked out whose sig is causing me to get so high up the list... ''Modusoperandi''. Every page that is shown as [[Special:Whatlinkshere/User:Spang|linking to mine]], and doesn't include an actual wikilink to my userpage, coincidentally has MO's sig on. You fiend! {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>02:30, 09 Sep 2007</small>
   
 
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This, my friend, is the thirteenth annual Uncyclopedia Slutties, a gala where only the most shameless of Uncyclopedia's userbase can finally be rewarded for their unfailing effort to whore themselves to the masses. Without further ado, that list of sluts promised by the title.

Some ado...

All user pages and user talk pages were taken into consideration for this go 'round. Occasionally, the anomaly occurred where one's user talk page had more links than the actual userpage. In these situations, the higher number was recorded, and the entrant not marked in any way.

And the awards go to...

Bold denotes admins

Italics denote Welcoming Committee members

Being underlined denotes being included in TKF's sig (and also not being TKF), thus invalidating their count.

Being listed as Benson, and/or all caps, denotes being Benson


Slut List
Archives
  1. Mhaille ‎(8,741 links)
  2. BENSON ‎(4,818 links)
  3. Insineratehymn ‎(3,538 links)
  4. Tom mayfair ‎(3,156 links)
  5. Zombiebaron ‎(3,120 links)
  6. Hinoa ‎(2,809 links)
  7. Todd Lyons ‎(2,272 links)
  8. One-eyed Jack ‎(2,150 links)
  9. Hrodulf ‎(2,149 links)
  10. Braydie ‎(2,120 links)
  11. Codeine ‎(2,089 links)
  12. Chronarion ‎(2,033 links)
  13. Modusoperandi ‎(1,950 links)
  14. Mordillo ‎(1,794 links)
  15. Spang ‎(1,759 links)
  16. Rei ‎(1,722 links)
  17. Thekillerfroggy ‎ (1,720 links)
  18. Winstanley1 ‎(1,645 links)
  19. Ekashp ‎(1,606 links)
  20. Tompkins ‎(1,599 links)
  21. Olipro ‎(1,298 links)
  22. Cs1987 ‎(1,223 links)
  23. Starnestommy ‎(1,077 links)
  24. Famine ‎(947 links)
  25. Hindleyite ‎(929 links)
  26. Bradaphraser ‎(907 links)
  27. Splaka ‎(868 links)
  28. Strange but untrue ‎(858 links)
  29. Nintendorulez ‎(833 links)
  30. Savethemooses ‎(830 links)
  31. Rcmurphy ‎(781 links)
  32. Ljlego ‎(777 links)
  33. Zim ulator ‎(772 links)
  34. Electrified mocha chinchilla ‎(749 links)
  35. High Gen. Grue ‎(724 links)
  36. Crazyswordsman ‎(696 links)
  37. MoneySign ‎(669 links)
  38. HerrDoktor ‎(631 links)
  39. Tooltroll ‎(596 links)
  40. Rataube ‎(586 links)
  41. Sannse ‎(583 links)
  42. Keitei ‎(540 links)
  43. Heerenveen ‎(524 links)
  44. Cainad ‎(498 links)
  45. TheLedBalloon ‎(492 links)
  46. Dawg ‎(490 links)
  47. Carlb ‎(481 links)
  48. Jocke Pirat ‎(480 links)
  49. The Thinker ‎(471 links)
  50. Squiggle ‎(455 links)
  51. Elvis ‎(454 links)
  52. Orion Blastar ‎(450 links)
  53. Isra1337 ‎(450 links)
  54. Gwax ‎(446 links)
  55. David Gerard ‎(445 links)
  56. Ghelae ‎(445 links)
  57. Some user ‎(440 links)
  58. Sikon ‎(404 links)
  59. OsirisX ‎(393 links)
  60. RadicalX ‎(390 links)
  61. AAA! ‎(377 links)
  62. Ceridwyn ‎(361 links)
  63. DiZ ‎(354 links)
  64. Prettiestpretty ‎(350 links)
  65. Goshzilla ‎(340 links)
  66. Severian ‎(327 links)
  67. RAHB ‎(312 links)
  68. Alksub ‎(294 links)
  69. Andorin Kato ‎(292 links)
  70. Uncyclopedian ‎(287 links)
  71. Gert5 ‎(286 links)
  72. Hardwick Fundlebuggy ‎(284 links)
  73. UNKNOWNFILE ‎(283 links)
  74. Capercorn ‎(282 links)
  75. Sir Cornbread ‎(274 links)
  76. Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens ‎(273 links)
  77. Mr. Briggs Inc. ‎(269 links)
  78. Lenoxus ‎(262 links)
  79. THE ‎(251 links)
  80. Procopius ‎(250 links)
  81. Jack mort ‎(250 links)

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And that's a wrap, folks. Let's see who cares.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:15, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations sir! Everybody cares! Now go eat a cookie.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:21 Sep 04, 2007

Still at #3 mofos! --General Insineratehymn 23:18, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Nice, I made the list this time! I'm a BIG man! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:19, Sep 4, 2007

We should totally take bets on this this. I bet 16 Dubloons that I'll be within 15 next list time. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:21, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

HOLY CRAP! 54 to 35! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:22, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
Also, Ljlego has 777 links. Your Ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:28, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
Wow, still not on the Slut List with 168 linksish. :D - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 00:24, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Wait a minute! TKF links other people in his sig! Isn't that cheating? (If so, I want a space somewhere there too.)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:05 Sep 05, 2007

I am widely considered to be a "damn cheater", a "vote rigger", and a "Jesus" thanks to my signature. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
/me looks around innocently.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:18 Sep 05, 2007
/me adds something. Heh.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:39, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
Ljlego is a spoilsport. Slutiness is slutiness.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:48 Sep 05, 2007
Little bastards! My signature is not a playground! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:41, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
Shaddup, Jesus.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:33 Sep 05, 2007
/me goes on TKF's signature's swingset. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 00:44, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
I want to play in the sandbox!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:52 Sep 05, 2007
You can play wiff my Tonka Truck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
ZOMGLOLWTFBBQ I forgot about IE. Sorry 'bout that. Oh well. /me goes on pretending to be ignorant.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:36, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Damn, I dropped 2 places. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:43, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I've just realized that my <option> tags make it impossible for me to get on this list.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:11 Sep 05, 2007

Nevermind. Fixed. Maybe someday I'll have the honor.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:52 Sep 05, 2007

W00t! I made the Slut list!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:30, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Wait, "Being underlined denotes being included in TKF's sig (and also not being TKF), thus invalidating their count.". They're all underlined. /me eyes go big. TKF can contain all of us? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I count six.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:32 Sep 05, 2007
FF shows six. IE shows friggin' all of them. Damn links. You can't play wiff my Tonka truck anymores. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I fell five spots??? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:37, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

It's all TKF's fault. I fell 8 spots, and 6 of those who overtook me are linked in TKF's sig. Me angry. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:56, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
Suuure, go ahead and blame me. You'd be correct in doing so. -_-. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:38, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I want to know who has me in their sig, because my userpage sure isn't linked in mine. I should not be on this list. Free ban coming to whoever it is. Spang talk 10:17, 05 Sep 2007

These lists are so 2006. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:32, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
You're so 2006. Seriously, feathered bangs? Platform shoes? Satin shirt? No, wait...I meant 1976. That's better. Nice Camaro. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:04, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
I have no idea.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:13 Sep 05, 2007
Seriously? Bans are free now? I have got to get me one of those.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:32 Sep 06, 2007
Seriously though, check out all the pages which supposedly link to my userpage. Most of them have no such thing. Pages with absolutely no links to my userpage, even in the templates on those pages, come up as linking to it. Odd. Spang talk 11:58, 06 Sep 2007

I love it! I am not anywhere on this page. Oh crap. Now I am. Pieface 17:35, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I love how everyone is mad that TKF's sig links to other users' pages, while nobody has even noticed the links to Mhaille's and Chronarian's userpages in someone else's signature. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:18, Sep 6, 2007

Yeah, I mean, I even Hinoa even got rid of the links in my sig. Play fair MO :( --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:19, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
Fine, they're out of my sig. Don't come crying to me when Benson hits #1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:40, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

I don't post and I'm still beating people. Nice. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:24, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Is it me, or does this slut list now bear absolutely no relation to the current one only four days after it was written? Quick, someone do a fourteenth, before the unluckiness of thirteen gets its freak on. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:11, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

I like that the number of links to mine is decreasing.
And I worked out whose sig is causing me to get so high up the list... Modusoperandi. Every page that is shown as linking to mine, and doesn't include an actual wikilink to my userpage, coincidentally has MO's sig on. You fiend! Spang talk 02:30, 09 Sep 2007

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Am totally popular. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:57, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

/me stabs at e|m|c with a pitchfork, steals his links, and takes over his spot --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:59, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
Players and haters. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:13, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
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