Forum:Imperial Colonization 3: The Revenge

Unless I'm mistaken, IC is dead again. Anyone volunteers to revive it? ~ 16:17, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

What's IC? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:29, 11 Sep

I'LL HAVE A GO ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:57, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

/female lament: No, Nachlader, you'll die, just like Sissie! /weeps. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:41, Sep 11

I think Der Unwehr should take the place of IC, given how incredibly more efficient and better it is. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Them's fightin' words, mister! Oh, wait, I'm in Der Unwehr. I'm so terribly confused. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:09, Sep 11

No, seriously, though. This isn't me being all egotistic, I think DU should take the mantle of IC by virtue of being A) still active, and B) more efficient. I'd even be willing to tone down the Naziness/change the name, if that meant I could get it "official." —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:53, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I don't see any connection between the two. UW - individuals doing whatever they were doing before. IC - joint effort to fix crap articles. They might be slow and confused and a little overweight, but they got some good articles in place. You can take over it as a completely separate group. However - I believe Nachlader was here first. So, Nach, were you serious about it? Or possibly you two work on it together? I don't really mind as long as someone takes responsibility and revives it.~ 19:59, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'll send out a group reminder a little later this afternoon. I think we've all been on furlough long enough. Also, quit whoring Under Wehr every time IC gets mentioned. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:06, 11 Sep

We don't need no water let the mutha' fucka' burn. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 20:27, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I believe there is a difference between IC and the other one (and the clear fun of it all being that IC is faux-British and the other pseudo-German), one is essentially nationalised and the other privatised.

I'm not sure about myself taking on these responsibilities, because: I've only been able to create %50 of an article in the past month, I've only done one collaboration ever, I like acting alone (like when I killed JFK from the grassy knoll. There was no other gunman in some warehouse or whatever) and I'm still sure most people from IC have a grudge against me since nobody's been replying to my phone calls and postcards from Blackpool pier for months.

Plus my college year is about to emerge from it's induction, but since both my college course and Uncyclopedia revolve around adding zest to words and flavour to flow, it might not be too much of a hamstring injury in my book.

Also I'd only want to discuss change because only change will change the current format of lack of activity. I still remember some of the change I thought might rhyme well with competence and I'm sure that by putting change to the vote, people will agree to change and start flocking to IC for a change. But I wouldn't want this radical step to be taken lightly, of course. I'd want it taken in large swigs from a hip flask hidden in one's twine hunting rifle. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:33, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

tl;dr

Anyways, we could always use some more colonizers since those we have are generally a lazy group of miserable sods. With the exception of Miley. I don't know if any of you are aware of this, but she's an honest-to-god girl. So sign up over at IC, it's as close to a real girl as any Uncyclopedian is going to get. Plus Miley promised that if we get 50 members she'll post some topless pictures. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:12, 11 Sep

OMG! Optiwhatever got it totally wrong! First, I am not an honest-to-god girl! I'm an honest-to-Goddess girl. Get that straight. And I did NOT say if we got 50 members I'd post some topless pictures! I did not say that! Ok I will. ;) Hehehehehe wait until you see what you're getting Hehehehehe Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:34, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

k, your loss I guess. Good luck! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:27, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Me and working with others doesn't work. So fuck all you user groups. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:42, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

It's YOUR FAULT if we don't get to see Miley's pictures now. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:50, 11 Sep

It's the circle of life

Let dying projects die. Things die for a reason, like the beloved dead things below:

1. Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service
2. Uncyclopedia:Poker Night
3. UnBooks:Author of the Month
4. UnScripts:Playwright of the Month
5. Uncyclopedia:User Senate
6. UNSOC
7. Grue Army
8. Uncyclopedia:RYA
9. UN:EGA
10. Uncyclopedia:Fire Department
11. Tom Mayfair
12. Michael Jackson
13. Billy Mays
14. Ted Kennedy

It's like having a pet. Once it dies, you just go get a new one...until that one dies and then you try something else like a turtle or a porcupine. Let Imperial Colonization die and then we can go get a turtle. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 02:58, September 12, 2009 (UTC)