Examples of Bias in Conservapedia

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{{Q|Wikipedia has a left-wing bias|Average Conservapedian|Wikipedia}}
 
{{Q|Wikipedia has a left-wing bias|Average Conservapedian|Wikipedia}}
{{Wilde|Reality has a left-wing bias|Conservapedia}}
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{{Q|Reality has a left-wing bias|Some Stupidhead|Conservapedia}}
 
[[Image:05liberty.large1.jpg|left|thumb|God Bless America (Provided You're an Evangelical Christian)]]
 
[[Image:05liberty.large1.jpg|left|thumb|God Bless America (Provided You're an Evangelical Christian)]]
[[Conservapedia]] is a wiki for conservative Americans. "Conservative American" is an old Yiddish term mean roughly, ''"Willfully ignorant jackass with a mullet and a goddamn big belt buckle"''. Conservapedia is like Wikipedia, but with the satirical slant of Encylopedia Dramatica.
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This page is such a piece of crap that it was blanked. We hope you left-wing dipweeds do not mind. Of course you will, but too bad! That's life! Oh by the way, life has a right-wing bias, so get your ass out of here and FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO!
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{{C|[[Conservapedia]] is a wiki for conservative Americans. "Conservative American" is an old Yiddish term mean roughly, ''"Willfully ignorant jackass with a mullet and a goddamn big belt buckle"''. Conservapedia is like Wikipedia, but with the satirical slant of Encylopedia Dramatica.
   
 
In short, it's ass. Curiously, being a straight-faced satire of both 'Christian' and 'Conservative', it has almost the same humor potential as Uncyclopedia, even if that humor is unintentional. The site has [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Porn&oldid=28029 only one accurate page].
 
In short, it's ass. Curiously, being a straight-faced satire of both 'Christian' and 'Conservative', it has almost the same humor potential as Uncyclopedia, even if that humor is unintentional. The site has [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Porn&oldid=28029 only one accurate page].
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Then they ignore all that shit and say that God did it.
 
Then they ignore all that shit and say that God did it.
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Whoever said that last comment is a poopface.
   
 
==List of examples of bias==
 
==List of examples of bias==
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# There are no articles on certain controversial yet extremely important and significant issues and people, such as most of [[Uncyclopedia:Best_of|these]], handily organized by year for your viewing pleasure.
 
# There are no articles on certain controversial yet extremely important and significant issues and people, such as most of [[Uncyclopedia:Best_of|these]], handily organized by year for your viewing pleasure.
 
# There are articles for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Red_state Red State] and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Blue_state Blue State], but no article for 'JesusLand'.
 
# There are articles for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Red_state Red State] and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Blue_state Blue State], but no article for 'JesusLand'.
# [http://www.conservapedia.com/Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia] claims that Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia, when in fact the opposite is true.
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# [http://www.conservapedia.com/Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia] claims that Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia, when in fact the opposite is true.}}
   
 
==See also==
 
==See also==

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“Wikipedia has a left-wing bias”
~ Average Conservapedian on Wikipedia
“Reality has a left-wing bias”
~ Some Stupidhead on Conservapedia
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God Bless America (Provided You're an Evangelical Christian)

This page is such a piece of crap that it was blanked. We hope you left-wing dipweeds do not mind. Of course you will, but too bad! That's life! Oh by the way, life has a right-wing bias, so get your ass out of here and FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO!

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