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“George Bush doesn't care about Euroipods.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Euroipods

The Euroipod is the version of the iPod designed specifically for Unelected Eurocrats. Unlike the regular iPod, it is affected by many directives of the European Union, such as rules which classify carrots as fruit to satisfy the requirements for selling "carrot juice". In this specific case, a Euroipod must label its song capacity metric songs, and contain at least 42% fruit. This is except in France, where it must also contain 15% cheese and 5% wine, and come with a "surrender" button.

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