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==100% <span style="color:red">'''FREE'''</span> TESTIMONIALS!!*==
 
==100% <span style="color:red">'''FREE'''</span> TESTIMONIALS!!*==
 
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"This company purchases iPods from the Apple Store directly.... as well as boosting sales from iTunes... Apple are more than happy to have this company give out free iPods, I received one myself - it worked a treat! Flogged in on [[EBay|eBay]] mind you, for 200 quid! No complaints from me!" - '''<span id="Nintendorulez">Anais Nin</span>, USA'''
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"This company purchases iPods from the Apple Store directly.... as well as boosting sales from iTunes... Apple are more than happy to have this company give out free iPods, I received one myself - it worked a treat! Flogged in on [[EBay|eBay]] mind you, for 200 quid! No complaints from me!" - '''<span id="Nintendorulez">[[User:Nintendorulez|Nin]]</span>, USA'''
   
 
"I got mine just before [[Christmas]].....my friends love the shiny blue and gold stars....I can't rate it high enough" - '''F Lamb, USA'''
 
"I got mine just before [[Christmas]].....my friends love the shiny blue and gold stars....I can't rate it high enough" - '''F Lamb, USA'''

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A website giving away free ipods in return for

a) money
b) reffering freinds to do the same

Visit http://www.euroipods.com today for yours!


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100% FREE TESTIMONIALS!!*

Euroipods1

"This company purchases iPods from the Apple Store directly.... as well as boosting sales from iTunes... Apple are more than happy to have this company give out free iPods, I received one myself - it worked a treat! Flogged in on eBay mind you, for 200 quid! No complaints from me!" - Nin, USA

"I got mine just before Christmas.....my friends love the shiny blue and gold stars....I can't rate it high enough" - F Lamb, USA

"FAST SHIP! WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN, AAAAAAAAA++++++++++" - Sister Ymous, USA

"Immensely elegant quality! Remarkably foxy packaging. Breathtaking delivery. A++!" - John the Baptist, The Desert

"I bought this with the blood of my first born son, and let me tell you, I don't regret it one bit! Fast shipping! A+++++ - Abraham

"What the hell is this doing on the front page?" - Uncyclopedia

*Testimonials are not free. But you pay only shipping!**

**And handling***

***And retail price****

****Add $40 fuel surcharge

The offer does not apply in the following places:

God Hates Euroipods

Despite the obvious advantages of free iPods, there has been a surprising amount of resistence to the idea.

Wp-euroipods

PWNED!

The Fine Print, Rules, Regulations, Kitten Huffing, and Oscar Wildzisms

We are not actually giving away money or reffering to freinds. Nor are we bolstering or supporting in any rhyme, reason, way, or bicycle the sale, leasing, holding, or pushing through a Jedi of a lightsaber. All fake restrictions apply. All real restrictions are on lunch break. You may already have won a million coupons (actual value: $-0.0039, which is the amount per gallon of gas our station tried to overcharge us). We are 2 legit 2 quit. We are in no way responsible for flaming while we huff kittens; we are also in every way responsible for huffing kittens while flaming. Bitches.

See Also

euroipods (video game)

HKN Donut Stand - The one place in the U.S. you can actually buy Euroipods!!!

Also see also

Talk:Euroipods

Euroipods Crusade

WikiWars

Neuroipods

Euripides

Euroipens

Toptenstar Cream of the Crap
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