A website giving away free ipods in return for
a) money
b) reffering freinds to do the same
Visit http://www.euroipods.com today for yours!
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100% FREE TESTIMONIALS!!*
"This company purchases iPods from the Apple Store directly.... as well as boosting sales from iTunes... Apple are more than happy to have this company give out free iPods, I received one myself - it worked a treat! Flogged in on eBay mind you, for 200 quid! No complaints from me!" - Nin, USA
"I got mine just before Christmas.....my friends love the shiny blue and gold stars....I can't rate it high enough" - F Lamb, USA
"FAST SHIP! WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN, AAAAAAAAA++++++++++" - Sister Ymous, USA
"Immensely elegant quality! Remarkably foxy packaging. Breathtaking delivery. A++!" - John the Baptist, The Desert
"I bought this with the blood of my first born son, and let me tell you, I don't regret it one bit! Fast shipping! A+++++ - Abraham
"What the hell is this doing on the front page?" - Uncyclopedia
*Testimonials are not free. But you pay only shipping!**
**And handling***
***And retail price****
****Add $40 fuel surcharge
The offer does not apply in the following places:
- Utah (this should be obvious, though - everything is not available in Utah)
- North America
- South America
- Florida
- Africa
- Australia
- Super Asia
- Antarctica
- Mars
- Europe
- Microsoft (A package will be shipped there, but will contain a dummy squirt-flower.)
The Fine Print, Rules, Regulations, Kitten Huffing, and Oscar Wildzisms
We are not actually giving away money or reffering to freinds. Nor are we bolstering or supporting in any rhyme, reason, way, or bicycle the sale, leasing, holding, or pushing through a Jedi of a lightsaber. All fake restrictions apply. All real restrictions are on lunch break. You may already have won a million coupons (actual value: $-0.0039, which is the amount per gallon of gas our station tried to overcharge us). We are 2 legit 2 quit. We are in no way responsible for flaming while we huff kittens; we are also in every way responsible for huffing kittens while flaming. Bitches.
See Also
HKN Donut Stand - The one place in the U.S. you can actually buy Euroipods!!!
Also see also
 Cream of the CrapThis article was one of the Top 10 articles of 2005 (ish).
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| iPods: | iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod Slim - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - iCan't Believe It's Not Butter |
| iDevices: | iMac - iPad - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iSuicide - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iDiot - iCarly - iBauer - iWeapon - iSland |
| iHardware: | iGraters - iSpell Key - MacBook - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth - iPhone |
| iSoftware: | iTunes - iMovie - iLinux - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y - Mac OS Z |
| i3rd Party Mods: | iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - iTrip - iHack |
| iGaming: | iGrievous |
| iOthers: | Neuroipods - iFraud - iCult |
