Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website)
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Encyclopædia Dramatica, or ED, is a shitty-ass wiki that joined teh internets at least one hundred years ago. Being the sewer of the world wide web, it speciallizes in drama, memes, and other shit nobody cares about. The site itself claims that it is "[d]one in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary." - I don't remember my dictionary being filled with shock porn... must have been a fake.
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History
The Encyclopedia Dramatica was founded by a bunch of shitholes who were butthurt when Wikipedia wouldn't let them posts an article about some LiveJournal faggot.
ED is dead
In early 2007, the admins started putting up fake "We desperately need moar money" banners on top of the pages to scam money out of their dumbass readers. On May 17, 2007, they closed it down to look as if the site had really died. Acne ridden teenagers everywhere would cry unto the heavens, right before slitting their wrist. A few days later, it came back like a bad case of crabs.
Style
Encyclopedia Dramatica's only style of "humor" is badly written hatred toward everything. This drama, as they call it, is trademarked as Lulz. The pseudo-word "lulz" is a corruption of LOL. Hence, lulz are the laughs of the corrupted.
Their page on Gigli is really unfunny, stating that it is one of the best films of all time, clearly on the cutting edge of humor.
Lulzites
Everyone who likes this shit are niggers. ED's fanbase is 57% composed of 12 year olds who think that shock images and mispelled words is the funniest thing evar. These are the same kids that ride the short bus to school. The remaining percent are emo faggots that use the site as a LiveJournal alternative to rant about how much the world sucks. This is why the entire site reeks of teen angst.
I mite be a douche bag and a liar but I GET U FREE PRON at www.FUCKFUCKINGFKUCJKERSFUCK.com!!!!!!!!!1111
Even if one actually finds their shit amusing, it'll get stale very shortly. Hate this, old meme that. Blah blah blah. You soon become immuned to their lulz, and the shock value no longer affects you. In fact, the images of mutilated genitals actually arouses you. Thus, Encyclopeda Dramatica has another fan for life.
Admins and Other Animals
| Did you know that... the whole thing is run by jewz? |
The site's owner, Joseph Evers, is a 51 year old pedophile who likes to raep little boys for lulz. He uses the pr0n images as bait, then meets up with them at Lulzcon. When asked in court why he stuck his shiveled-up cock in boy's now goatsed anus, he pleaded, "I did it for the lulz."
GET A FEMALE FUCK BUDDY TO FUCk, FUCk, also, FUCK, @ www.sexsexsexsexsex.com/r9jfmodjdsodjo/,ddiiiidkk444,,,f//spyware/virus.html
ZOMG PRON!!!11
War with Uncyclopedia
There is no real war. But every once and a while the 12 year olds from the lame-ass Encyclopedia Dramatica will try to start some shit with Uncyclopedia. This is because they are insecure about their unfunnyness. One Uncyclopedia user even suggested a contest to see which is funnier. Here's a better idea: Let's compare cow shit with horse shit and see which is the best fragrance.
In the end, whichever site is funnier is a moot point, since wiki editors never get any pussy.
