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<div style="margin-left: 60px;">Those bastards at [[Wikipedia]] choose to not have an article about '''''{{PAGENAME}}'''''. Fortunately, we here at [[Uncyclopedia]] have somewhat different standards. </div></div>
 
'''CreationWiki''' is a virtual [[Internets]] entity that any [[Southern Baptists|True Christian]]&trade; literal fundamentalist [[salvation|saved]] YEC [[creationism|creationist]] can edit. It serves as [[God]]'s final bulkwark against the unremitting [[evil]]ness of this depraved world. It has all of the good, All-American knowledge you can rely on! Now contains 100% less fact!
 
 
CreationWiki is not to be confoosed with [[EvoWiki]], the notorious demonspawn/bastardchild of [[Wikipedia]], www.Talk-Orgies.org, and [[Richard Dawkins]] combined.
 
 
==Built on a firm foundation of water==
 
CreationWiki was founded by [[Noah|Dr Noah ben Lamech]] (a qualified expert on [[baraminology]] and hydroplate tectonics) during the intermediate aftermath of the [[WWW|World Wide Wetting]] Incident of 2525 BCE, partly as the result of a record breaking [[drinking]] binge gone horribly wrong. Noah, being the wisest [[man]] alive at the time, wasted no time in laying out the ground rules of honest integrity and free inquiry and [[science|scientifical]] research and precisely where [[you]] can shove them already.
 
 
==CreationWiki: {{#expr:{{CURRENTYEAR}}+2525}} years young!==
 
For thousands of years [''NOTE: Not millions!'' - ed.], the wise and benevolent administrators of CreationWiki have operated just like [[Uncyclopedia]] in that they ceaselessly strive to cater to the public's lowest common denominators in terms of objective [[accuracy]] or something. It is also said by some people and [[weasel]]s that CreationWiki possesses advanced mind-reading [[technology]] which allows them to divine the innermost secret beliefs of any potential contributor, which sure goes a long way towards pro-actively filtering out unwanted [[evolution]]ary shit.
 
 
==Lover quarrels==
 
Many people (including the aforementioned [[weasel words|weasels]]) fervently believe that CreationWiki and EvoWiki are mortal [[enema|enemies]], but this is patently [[not]] unnecessarily untrue (or not). In all factuality, EvoWiki and CreationWiki share a deep-seated mutual understanding and wholesome respect, because the one simply could not [[existence|exist]] without the other, much like a white man and a white woman bounded by the Holy Bonds of conventional [[marriage|white heterosexual marriage]]. Of course, this is a somewhat imperfect [[analogy]], especially considering that intimate [[sex]]ual activity between creationists and evolutionists is pretty much out of the question.
 
 
==Virgin offspring==
 
In [[2005]], CreationWiki underwent a long series of improbable [[mutation]]s spawning a considerable number of derivative childlike Wikii via [[mitosis]], most of which remain reasonably compatible with [[truth|Ultimate Truth]]. These [[virgin]] offspring include but are not limited to:
 
 
;BaraminWiki: A comprehensive alphabetical [[list]]ing of all 17,576 possible created kinds.
 
;HydroplateWiki: A fun-loving paradise where geologists (and [[geology]]) run amok.
 
;UltimateTruthWiki: Contains nothing but innumerable [[hyperlink]]s to itself.
 
;[[Intelligent Design|IntelligentDesignWiki]]: (indefinitely down for extensive maintenance).
 
 
==External links to more Truthfulness==
 
*[http://creationwiki.org/Wikipedia CreationWiki's article about Wikipedia]
 
*[http://creationwiki.org/Talk:Wikipedia Why doesn't Wikipedia have an article on CreationWiki anymore?]
 
 
==See also==
 
*[[Answers in Genesis]]
 
 
[[category:Wiki]]
 
[[category:Science]]
 

Revision as of 03:14, June 21, 2007

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