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{{Bat Fuck Insane}}
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'''NOTE:''' There are MAJOR {{noun plural}} between '''Bat Fuck Insane''' and [[Ape-Shit Crazy]]
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{{Q|AHHHHHHHH!!!!! FOR THE MOTHER LAND!|Some Russian Commie|Bat Fuck Insane}}
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[[Image:200px-Come to Daddy video.jpg|frame|right|AAAAAAAAA!]]
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CHICKENS ARE FUNNEH!
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The term comes from the Latin, ''Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia'', but all I ever wanted was the {{noun}}, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE, just like a bad case of BAT FUCK INSANEEEE!!! . {{BS}} See also AIDS (aquired islamo-deficiency syndrome)
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JuSt beCuz YoU caN reAd thIs doEsn'T mAKe it Tr00! BUT MY [[NIPPLES]] HURT WHEN YOU <PEANUTS>TWIST THEM</PEANUTS>, JOHNNY. STOP EATING THE MILK RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX!
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However, {{BS}} the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of '''<font color={{col}}>bat</font> <font color={{col}}>FUCK</font> <font color={{col}} size=+2>inSANE</font>'''.
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[[Image:Officially Bat Fuck Insane.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Nobody cares|!No commento...¡]]]]
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==History==
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One of the first cases of Bat Fuck Insanity in recorded history was that of Gregorius Androgynous, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 103 AD. He devoured himself, starting with his head (which he roasted with shallots and pinion nuts) while continuiing with the <font face="Algerian" size="+2">BAT<font face="Impact" size=+2"> FUCK <Font face="Ravie" size="+1">INSANE</font></font></font> tripes, {{BS}} which he pulled from the stump of his own neck. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in ''classical Egyptian'' no less. His friends, Romans, and countrymen were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Forum and attended baseball games at the Coliseum. {{BS}} Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Gregorius into the Defleitermousix Fornix Asyluminatica for the unforgivable {{noun}} of drinking white wine instead of red wine while eating himself. There he {{verb}}ed whilst attempting to stuff [[Fermat's Last Theorem]] up a [[stoat]] (a [[weasel]] is totally different). {{BS}}
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During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of [[Disney]]'s [[The Little Mermaid]], if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, {{BS}} you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or {{verb}}ing the unforgivable {{noun}} mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already <Font face="Courier New" size="+2"><b>BAT FUCK INSANE!</b></font> If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* toaster (strudel)!
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[[Image:Ualuealualeualueale.gif|thumb|[[holy testicles]] batman, you're bat fuck insane ]]
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LOOK AT THE MONKIES THERE EATING MY SKULL CHEESE
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In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for ''the Trinity, the Pentanity, and '''<font color=#ff0000>BAT FUCK INSANITY</font>!!!!''''' The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. {{BS}} He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, {{BS}} which unbeknownst to him would drive him <font face="Gill Sans MT" size="+2" color=olive>BAT</font> <font face="Gill Sans MT" size="+2" color=blue>FUCK</font> <font face="Gill Sans Ultra Bold" size="+2" color=red>INSANE!!</font>
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I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, <Font Face="Impact" size="+2" color={{col}}>BAT FUCK INSANE,</font> but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I di<font color={{col}}>dn't even know she was there she called my name and I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIK</font>E! MIKE!
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And I go, "what, what's the matter?" And she goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go: "There's nothing wrong, mom." And she goes: "Don't tell me that, you're on <b>drugs!" And I go: "No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I wa</b>s just thinking you know, why don't you get me a <font color={{col}}>PEPSI.</font>" And she goes: "<font color={{col}}>NO</font> you're on drugs!" I go: "<font size="+2">Mom</font>, I'm okay, I'm just thinking." She goes: "No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go: "Mom just give me a <font color="blue">PEPSI</font> please."
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All I want is a <font color="blue">PEPSI</font>, and she wouldn't give it to me!
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All I wanted was a <font color="blue">PEPSI</font>, just one <font color="blue">PEPSI</font>, and she wouldn't give it to me! Aaaaug! W/O the JOY of cola it si thinge AGONY of COLA!
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<Font Face="Impact" size="+2" color={{col}}>JUST A</font> <Font Face="Impact" size="+2" color="blue">PEPSI!</font>
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<Font Face="Gill Sans MT" size="+3" color={{col}}>BAT FUCK INSANE. BTFCKNSN!!!</font>
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<Font Face="Tahoma" size="+3" color={{Green}}>D-D-D-D-DUEL</font>
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King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became b-b-b-b-b-b-bat <big>bat <big>bat</big></big> <font size=-4>bat</font><font size=-3>bat</font><font size=-2>bat</font><font size=-1>bat</font>fuck <big>'''BAT <big><big>FUCK <big><big> INSANE</big></big></big></big></big>''' on learning that his wife, [[Queen Latifah]], was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. ''He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and '''NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL!''''' Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink {{noun}}. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE!
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MOSES!
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Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in [[1337]], they all subsequently became <font size="+1" face="Comic Sans MS>bAt</font> <font size="-2">fuCk</font> <font face="Impact" size="+3">InS[[AAAAAAAAA!|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]Ne</font>. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. <b>Commercial break :</b> New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!
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Then a flying toaster raped a pencil that deficated robot intestines out its eye while urinating rainbows made of hand grenades, Thus killing the queen of England, a Nazi hamster. This caused the toast to go <Font Face="Impact" size="+1" color="green">BAT</font> <Font Face="Impact" size="+5" color="red">FUcK</font> <Font Face="Impact" size="+3" color="blue">INsaNE!!</font> Then the flying monkeys stabbed Toto with a <Font Face="Impact" size="+2" color="olive">ZEEkY Boogy DOog!!</font>
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One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;[[George W. Bush]] who once ate a [[pissicle]] while trying to molest [[Michael Jackson]]. Later he declared that "The US government does not, has not, and will ''never'' eat pissicles. And ''I never had <s>sex</s> <s>relations</s> animal doodie with that''...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most <font size=-1>BAT</font><font size=+1>FUCK</font><font size=+2 color=#ff0000>INSANE</font> president.
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TOSTER!
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[[Image:Batfuckinsane.jpg|right|thumb|140px|This is what you will find if you [[Google]] bat fuck insane.]]
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At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. And all the citizens of Shambles were '''BAT FUCK INSANE'''. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in ''our'' pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty '''bat FUCK IN''SANE''''' pervert.
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This concludes our examination of the history of <font face="Comic Sans MS" size="+2">bAT fUCK iNsANE</font>. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.
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I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, it hurts, it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts, it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,
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SCUBA DIVING!
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IT HURTS, BABY!
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mAKE tHE pAIN gO aWAY, mOMMY. i'M tIRED oF MY.... sweet jesus is that jay leno?
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GRAGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEILIKEBLOODINMYCOCKHOLE
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===[Philosophy and Metaphysics] of '''BAT FUCK INSANE''===
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Are ''you'' Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect tasty doodie is the key to eaing properly'''BAt fuCK INININIS[[AAAAAAAAA!|AAAAAAAAA]]NE''' to have a philosophy and metaphysics?
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==Atention!==
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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE OVERMIND! RISTENCE IS FUTILE
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i HATE YUO
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i LUV YUO! i LOVE ME! I HATE me! KILL ME! SLAP ME! TELL ME I'M A BADD LITTLE FAGGOT@!@!@!!!21
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====Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.====
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[[Image:Kid1.gif|thumb|200px|Elvis lives in eternal youth, but he is BAt <small>fuck</small> '''INSAne'''.]]In the tradition of pragmatic empiricism, BAT fuck INSANE holds that the guano stands in a '''''FAT BUCK INSANE? FAT BUCK INSANE?''''' supererogatory position with respect to the stalagmites that are ''savagely violating the superego and '''BAT''' world-image.'' Hegel agreed. Proust agreed. Nietzsche made out with a one-legged hooker. bah bah BAHHHHH BIBIBI''BI B'OO B''O OB 'OB'' 'O'B' O'BO'' L' 'O'BL'OL!! OGO'G'OG! LOPO'''P'''OPO! ZA''A'')A)A!!!!!!<font color=#990099>>[[Ernest Hemingway|Hemingway]] agreed, and also offered us a pfennig to look down our pants.</font> ''[WHO SAID THAT? is it the little batman in our brains, the one that keeps making us think about [[Bat Fuck Insane]]?]'' CRUISE MISSLE!
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<font size=-2>No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.</font>
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==Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane==
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===Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane===
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====Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane====
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=====Advantages of being Chicken Fuck Insane=====
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======Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane======
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======= Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane =======
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''''''' You can act like your mum's fucking ghost chickens''''''''
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'''''You can write things like this without being judged'''''<br>
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''''You have no chance to survive, make your time. ''''<br>
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'''Give me your first born rabbit, I need to give birth'''<br>
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<very big letters and red as well>POTATOES CAUSE WARS. HOSPITALS CAUSE WARDS.</very big letters and red as well>
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==Causes==
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T'''IIIIMMMEEEE CUUUUUBBBBEEEE!!!'''! Will cause bat fuck insanity.
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[[image:Bitethehandthatfeeds.gif|thumb|left|140px|Stop Sign She Ran Like Luke Warm Water For Twenty Seven And A Half Years.]]
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Mainly caused by the [[face-fucking bats]]. Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a ''rush''. Why don't they just stick to [[train surfing|train]] or [[elevator surfing]]? It's safer and less addictive.
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[[Image:Fucktard.jpg|thumb| Most people in the great state of texas are Bat Fuck Insane, yet sadly most texans are not aware of the condition.]]
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Speed balls WITHOUT THE BALLS!
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SPOONS!
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Another cause is '''CCCRRRAAACCCKKK CCCOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!!'''
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The crack cocaine causes the bat to become [[Samuel L. Jackson]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Andrew Jackson]], or even [[That guy|Douglas Jackson]]. If the bat is lucky enough to become Samuel L. Jackson, some of the [[motherfucker]] will rub off and the bat will be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!@@#$%$
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[[Image:Beyond insanity.jpg|thumb|400px|right|An illustration on how it would look like if all the logic in the universe went haywire. By looking at this picture you have become well and truly '''Bat Fuck Insane''' beyond any chance of recovery - congratulations!]]
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Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some [[Zombies]] believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.
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BAT HUMP CR4YZNESS can be prevented by [[Chill the Fuck Out|Chilling the Fuck Out.]] Otherwise, you can have safe sex, or just avoid bestiality in it's entirety, though this may not be much fun.
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Yiffy secks h4x will halp,but not much.
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OKLAHOMA!
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Where is tuesday for the pantry walrus? My waffle is [[Napoleon]].
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''it's magical how much this article could be vandalised and no one would notice - magically delicious. happy. freedom. cheese. happy delicious freedom cheese of vandalism!!!'
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This concludes our examination of Bat Fuck Insane. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.
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==See Also==
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[[Image:Omega Raccoon.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Eye Beams|EYE BEAMS]]!!!]]
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*[[Ape-Shit Crazy]]
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*[[Bat mobile]]
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*[[HAHAHA]]
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*[[Hunter S. Thompson]]
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*[[Batman]]
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*[[Kate Bush]]
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*Kate's Bush
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*[[Tori Amos]]
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*[[Jack T. Chick]]
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*[[Jack Thompson]]
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*[[Steve King|Congressman Steve King]]
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*[[Ann Coulter]]
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*[[Tom Cruise]]
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*[[Fred Phelps]]
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==To be Confused With==
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*[[Pounding bat sodomy]]
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*{{BS}} {{BS}} {{BS}}
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*[[Buttsex|Butt Fuck Insane]]
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*[[Trent Reznor|Bat Shit Crazy]]
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- *Not free, but indeed bat fuck insane.**
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- **[[Holy Shit]], that's bat fuck insane!
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*[[Bat fuckin' sane]]*
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- *as sane as bat fucking can be.
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==Other bat fucks==
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* [[Duck|Bat duck insane]]
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* [[Cocaine|Bat fuck cocaine]]
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* [[Inane|Bat fuck inane]]
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* [[Brisbane|Bat fuck Brisbane]] -No no no no no no no, no not not not not no nah, no no, no no no no no no no, not not much not what watch
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* [[Bored|Bat fuck mundane]]
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* [[Pee|Bat fuck pee]]
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* [[Kitten Huffing|Cat fuck insane]]
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* [[Duck Fuck|Bat fuck duck]]
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* [[Space Satan|Space Satan ''aka'' Bat Fuck Satan]]
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* [[Insane Fucking Bat]]
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* [[Bat huffing]]
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* [[Coohee]]
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* Vet fuck insane
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* Pet fuck insane
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* [[Coffee]]
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[[Category:Bat Fuck Insane]]
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 This article is complete, irredeemable clavichord. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, analyzes at the knee, and is an unfunny troll.
If you attempt to masturbate this, you will most exuberantly masturbate Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will masturbate your clavichord!!!!!!

NOTE: There are MAJOR iron curtains between Bat Fuck Insane and Ape-Shit Crazy

“AHHHHHHHH!!!!! FOR THE MOTHER LAND!”
~ Some Russian Commie on Bat Fuck Insane
200px-Come to Daddy video
AAAAAAAAA!

CHICKENS ARE FUNNEH! The term comes from the Latin, Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, but all I ever wanted was the clavichord, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE, just like a bad case of BAT FUCK INSANEEEE!!! . Template:BS See also AIDS (aquired islamo-deficiency syndrome)

JuSt beCuz YoU caN reAd thIs doEsn'T mAKe it Tr00! BUT MY NIPPLES HURT WHEN YOU <PEANUTS>TWIST THEM</PEANUTS>, JOHNNY. STOP EATING THE MILK RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX!

However, Template:BS the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK inSANE.

Officially Bat Fuck Insane
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History

Gnome-speakernotes Bat Fuck Insane (file info)
Uncyclopedia has a clavichord of this clavichord.

One of the first cases of Bat Fuck Insanity in recorded history was that of Gregorius Androgynous, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 103 AD. He devoured himself, starting with his head (which he roasted with shallots and pinion nuts) while continuiing with the BAT FUCK INSANE tripes, Template:BS which he pulled from the stump of his own neck. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, Romans, and countrymen were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Forum and attended baseball games at the Coliseum. Template:BS Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Gregorius into the Defleitermousix Fornix Asyluminatica for the unforgivable clavichord of drinking white wine instead of red wine while eating himself. There he masturbateed whilst attempting to stuff Fermat's Last Theorem up a stoat (a weasel is totally different). Template:BS

During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, Template:BS you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or masturbateing the unforgivable clavichord mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* toaster (strudel)!

Ualuealualeualueale
holy testicles batman, you're bat fuck insane

LOOK AT THE MONKIES THERE EATING MY SKULL CHEESE In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. Template:BS He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, Template:BS which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE!!

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, BAT FUCK INSANE, but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name and I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!

And I go, "what, what's the matter?" And she goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go: "There's nothing wrong, mom." And she goes: "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" And I go: "No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a PEPSI." And she goes: "NO you're on drugs!" I go: "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking." She goes: "No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go: "Mom just give me a PEPSI please."

All I want is a PEPSI, and she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a PEPSI, just one PEPSI, and she wouldn't give it to me! Aaaaug! W/O the JOY of cola it si thinge AGONY of COLA!

JUST A PEPSI!


BAT FUCK INSANE. BTFCKNSN!!!

D-D-D-D-DUEL

King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became b-b-b-b-b-b-bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANE on learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink clavichord. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE! MOSES!

Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!

Then a flying toaster raped a pencil that deficated robot intestines out its eye while urinating rainbows made of hand grenades, Thus killing the queen of England, a Nazi hamster. This caused the toast to go BAT FUcK INsaNE!! Then the flying monkeys stabbed Toto with a ZEEkY Boogy DOog!!

One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a pissicle while trying to molest Michael Jackson. Later he declared that "The US government does not, has not, and will never eat pissicles. And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president. TOSTER!

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This is what you will find if you Google bat fuck insane.

At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.

This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, it hurts, it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts, it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts, SCUBA DIVING! IT HURTS, BABY!


mAKE tHE pAIN gO aWAY, mOMMY. i'M tIRED oF MY.... sweet jesus is that jay leno? GRAGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEILIKEBLOODINMYCOCKHOLE

[Philosophy and Metaphysics] of 'BAT FUCK INSANE

Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect tasty doodie is the key to eaing properlyBAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics?

Atention!

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE OVERMIND! RISTENCE IS FUTILE i HATE YUO i LUV YUO! i LOVE ME! I HATE me! KILL ME! SLAP ME! TELL ME I'M A BADD LITTLE FAGGOT@!@!@!!!21

Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.

Kid1
Elvis lives in eternal youth, but he is BAt fuck INSAne.
In the tradition of pragmatic empiricism, BAT fuck INSANE holds that the guano stands in a FAT BUCK INSANE? FAT BUCK INSANE? supererogatory position with respect to the stalagmites that are savagely violating the superego and BAT world-image. Hegel agreed. Proust agreed. Nietzsche made out with a one-legged hooker. bah bah BAHHHHH BIBIBIBI B'OO BO OB 'OB 'O'B' O'BO L' 'O'BL'OL!! OGO'G'OG! LOPOPOPO! ZAA)A)A!!!!!!>Hemingway agreed, and also offered us a pfennig to look down our pants. [WHO SAID THAT? is it the little batman in our brains, the one that keeps making us think about Bat Fuck Insane?] CRUISE MISSLE!

No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.

Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane

Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane

Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane

Advantages of being Chicken Fuck Insane
Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane
= Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane =

'' You can act like your mum's fucking ghost chickens''' You can write things like this without being judged

'You have no chance to survive, make your time. '

Give me your first born rabbit, I need to give birth


<very big letters and red as well>POTATOES CAUSE WARS. HOSPITALS CAUSE WARDS.</very big letters and red as well>

Causes

TIIIIMMMEEEE CUUUUUBBBBEEEE!!!! Will cause bat fuck insanity.
Bitethehandthatfeeds
Stop Sign She Ran Like Luke Warm Water For Twenty Seven And A Half Years.

Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.

Fucktard
Most people in the great state of texas are Bat Fuck Insane, yet sadly most texans are not aware of the condition.

Speed balls WITHOUT THE BALLS! SPOONS!

Another cause is CCCRRRAAACCCKKK CCCOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!! The crack cocaine causes the bat to become Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Jackson, Andrew Jackson, or even Douglas Jackson. If the bat is lucky enough to become Samuel L. Jackson, some of the motherfucker will rub off and the bat will be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!@@#$%$

Beyond insanity
An illustration on how it would look like if all the logic in the universe went haywire. By looking at this picture you have become well and truly Bat Fuck Insane beyond any chance of recovery - congratulations!

Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.

BAT HUMP CR4YZNESS can be prevented by Chilling the Fuck Out. Otherwise, you can have safe sex, or just avoid bestiality in it's entirety, though this may not be much fun. Yiffy secks h4x will halp,but not much. OKLAHOMA!

Where is tuesday for the pantry walrus? My waffle is Napoleon.

it's magical how much this article could be vandalised and no one would notice - magically delicious. happy. freedom. cheese. happy delicious freedom cheese of vandalism!!!'

This concludes our examination of Bat Fuck Insane. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

See Also

Omega Raccoon
EYE BEAMS!!!

To be Confused With

- *Not free, but indeed bat fuck insane.** - **Holy Shit, that's bat fuck insane!

- *as sane as bat fucking can be.

Other bat fucks

  • Bat fuck Brisbane -No no no no no no no, no not not not not no nah, no no, no no no no no no no, not not much not what watch
  • Vet fuck insane
  • Pet fuck insane
      Whoops! Maybe you were looking for some place soft?
Popeeyebeams
 This article is complete, irredeemable clavichord. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, analyzes at the knee, and is an unfunny troll.
If you attempt to masturbate this, you will most exuberantly masturbate Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will masturbate your clavichord!!!!!!

NOTE: There are MAJOR iron curtains between Bat Fuck Insane and Ape-Shit Crazy

“AHHHHHHHH!!!!! FOR THE MOTHER LAND!”
~ Some Russian Commie on Bat Fuck Insane
200px-Come to Daddy video
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CHICKENS ARE FUNNEH! The term comes from the Latin, Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, but all I ever wanted was the clavichord, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE, just like a bad case of BAT FUCK INSANEEEE!!! . Template:BS See also AIDS (aquired islamo-deficiency syndrome)

JuSt beCuz YoU caN reAd thIs doEsn'T mAKe it Tr00! BUT MY NIPPLES HURT WHEN YOU <PEANUTS>TWIST THEM</PEANUTS>, JOHNNY. STOP EATING THE MILK RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX!

However, Template:BS the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK inSANE.

Officially Bat Fuck Insane
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History

Gnome-speakernotes Bat Fuck Insane (file info)
Uncyclopedia has a clavichord of this clavichord.

One of the first cases of Bat Fuck Insanity in recorded history was that of Gregorius Androgynous, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 103 AD. He devoured himself, starting with his head (which he roasted with shallots and pinion nuts) while continuiing with the BAT FUCK INSANE tripes, Template:BS which he pulled from the stump of his own neck. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, Romans, and countrymen were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Forum and attended baseball games at the Coliseum. Template:BS Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Gregorius into the Defleitermousix Fornix Asyluminatica for the unforgivable clavichord of drinking white wine instead of red wine while eating himself. There he masturbateed whilst attempting to stuff Fermat's Last Theorem up a stoat (a weasel is totally different). Template:BS

During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, Template:BS you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or masturbateing the unforgivable clavichord mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* toaster (strudel)!

Ualuealualeualueale
holy testicles batman, you're bat fuck insane

LOOK AT THE MONKIES THERE EATING MY SKULL CHEESE In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. Template:BS He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, Template:BS which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE!!

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, BAT FUCK INSANE, but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name and I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!

And I go, "what, what's the matter?" And she goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go: "There's nothing wrong, mom." And she goes: "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" And I go: "No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a PEPSI." And she goes: "NO you're on drugs!" I go: "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking." She goes: "No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go: "Mom just give me a PEPSI please."

All I want is a PEPSI, and she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a PEPSI, just one PEPSI, and she wouldn't give it to me! Aaaaug! W/O the JOY of cola it si thinge AGONY of COLA!

JUST A PEPSI!


BAT FUCK INSANE. BTFCKNSN!!!

D-D-D-D-DUEL

King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became b-b-b-b-b-b-bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANE on learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink clavichord. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE! MOSES!

Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!

Then a flying toaster raped a pencil that deficated robot intestines out its eye while urinating rainbows made of hand grenades, Thus killing the queen of England, a Nazi hamster. This caused the toast to go BAT FUcK INsaNE!! Then the flying monkeys stabbed Toto with a ZEEkY Boogy DOog!!

One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a pissicle while trying to molest Michael Jackson. Later he declared that "The US government does not, has not, and will never eat pissicles. And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president. TOSTER!

File:Batfuckinsane.jpg
This is what you will find if you Google bat fuck insane.

At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.

This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the stairs,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door,I see the Door, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, give me your cock, it hurts, it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts, it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts,it hurts, SCUBA DIVING! IT HURTS, BABY!


mAKE tHE pAIN gO aWAY, mOMMY. i'M tIRED oF MY.... sweet jesus is that jay leno? GRAGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEILIKEBLOODINMYCOCKHOLE

[Philosophy and Metaphysics] of 'BAT FUCK INSANE

Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect tasty doodie is the key to eaing properlyBAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics?

Atention!

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE OVERMIND! RISTENCE IS FUTILE i HATE YUO i LUV YUO! i LOVE ME! I HATE me! KILL ME! SLAP ME! TELL ME I'M A BADD LITTLE FAGGOT@!@!@!!!21

Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.

Kid1
Elvis lives in eternal youth, but he is BAt fuck INSAne.
In the tradition of pragmatic empiricism, BAT fuck INSANE holds that the guano stands in a FAT BUCK INSANE? FAT BUCK INSANE? supererogatory position with respect to the stalagmites that are savagely violating the superego and BAT world-image. Hegel agreed. Proust agreed. Nietzsche made out with a one-legged hooker. bah bah BAHHHHH BIBIBIBI B'OO BO OB 'OB 'O'B' O'BO L' 'O'BL'OL!! OGO'G'OG! LOPOPOPO! ZAA)A)A!!!!!!>Hemingway agreed, and also offered us a pfennig to look down our pants. [WHO SAID THAT? is it the little batman in our brains, the one that keeps making us think about Bat Fuck Insane?] CRUISE MISSLE!

No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.

Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane

Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane

Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane

Advantages of being Chicken Fuck Insane
Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane
= Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane =

'' You can act like your mum's fucking ghost chickens''' You can write things like this without being judged

'You have no chance to survive, make your time. '

Give me your first born rabbit, I need to give birth


<very big letters and red as well>POTATOES CAUSE WARS. HOSPITALS CAUSE WARDS.</very big letters and red as well>

Causes

TIIIIMMMEEEE CUUUUUBBBBEEEE!!!! Will cause bat fuck insanity.
Bitethehandthatfeeds
Stop Sign She Ran Like Luke Warm Water For Twenty Seven And A Half Years.

Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.

Fucktard
Most people in the great state of texas are Bat Fuck Insane, yet sadly most texans are not aware of the condition.

Speed balls WITHOUT THE BALLS! SPOONS!

Another cause is CCCRRRAAACCCKKK CCCOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!! The crack cocaine causes the bat to become Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Jackson, Andrew Jackson, or even Douglas Jackson. If the bat is lucky enough to become Samuel L. Jackson, some of the motherfucker will rub off and the bat will be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!@@#$%$

Beyond insanity
An illustration on how it would look like if all the logic in the universe went haywire. By looking at this picture you have become well and truly Bat Fuck Insane beyond any chance of recovery - congratulations!

Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.

BAT HUMP CR4YZNESS can be prevented by Chilling the Fuck Out. Otherwise, you can have safe sex, or just avoid bestiality in it's entirety, though this may not be much fun. Yiffy secks h4x will halp,but not much. OKLAHOMA!

Where is tuesday for the pantry walrus? My waffle is Napoleon.

it's magical how much this article could be vandalised and no one would notice - magically delicious. happy. freedom. cheese. happy delicious freedom cheese of vandalism!!!'

This concludes our examination of Bat Fuck Insane. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

See Also

Omega Raccoon
EYE BEAMS!!!

To be Confused With

- *Not free, but indeed bat fuck insane.** - **Holy Shit, that's bat fuck insane!

- *as sane as bat fucking can be.

Other bat fucks

  • Bat fuck Brisbane -No no no no no no no, no not not not not no nah, no no, no no no no no no no, not not much not what watch
  • Vet fuck insane
  • Pet fuck insane
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