Adam and Eve

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'''Adam and Eve''' were in the [[Garden of Eden]]. They were both [[Naked]]. They were the very first humans. That meant that they were totally inexperienced. They had no idea that being naked is embarassing. [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] didn’t know either that wearing sexy underwear can be more exciting than being naked. Anyway Adam looked at Eve’s [[tits]] and he had no idea what to do with them. Adam looked at Eve’s [[pussy]] and he had no idea what to do with that either. Eve lookes at Adam’s [[penis|””]]. And she had no idea what that could do either.
Anyway along came this talking snake. The snake told them they could find out all about things if they ate some tasty fruit from this tree. [[God]] had told them they shouldn’t eat fruit from that tree. Nobody had told Adam ore Eve that disobedience is wrong. So they [[Original sin|ate]] that tasty fruit. Then they know what to do with each other. And they got excited. And they [[Fuck|””ed]]. Afterwards they got embarrassed. And they covered themselves up. But that didn’t help them.
[ What happens] if you break Uncyclopedia rules? If you break God’s rules it’s worse. Many little [[Noob]]s don’t know they’ll get into trouble for breaking Uncyclopedia rules. That doesn’t help them. Adam and Eve didn’t know they’d get into trouble for breaking God’s rules. That didn’t help them either. God made Adam and Eve leave the garden because they’d been naughty. Adam and Eve had children. And their children committed [[Incest]]. And we’re all descended from those incestuous relationships.
And we’re all cursed because Adam and Eve were disobedient before they knew that disobedience is wrong. That’s called the curse of Original sin.
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