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Chuck Berry

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 25944 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Parts of this are funny enough, it just needs a quick make-over to make it all seem intact with each other.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:37, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. What is this random crap? I'm not even sure if one section was meant to bbe there. One image, three quotes, and other unmentionables. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 05:48, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Detonate vote OMGWTFBBQ?  Somebody had way too much time on their hands. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:49 August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete, on the condition that maniac doesn't rewrite it. If he does, then obviously this'll change. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:28, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:47, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Dleeet The man who wrote "Maybelline...why cain'tcha be true...oh Maybelline...why cain'tcha be true...you done started back doin' the things you use to do..." deserves to be mocked in a funny-and-not-just-stupid fashion. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 21:23, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Deballiation

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 25948 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. What is this even --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:21, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  ......... "Omelette du fromage!!!" -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:51 August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:31, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:48, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Detonate vote While reading it, my balls exploded — from boredom.  ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 20:50, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Worst 100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 25951 hours
Keep (3)
  1. I actually think a lot of these are funny. Not all of them, of course... but... many of them. --Andorin Kato 05:54, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. YEAH NO--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 15:34, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This is an inside joke that ACTUALLY MADE ME...chuckle, at times. Arright, ya know what? Why don't some of you actually READ THE DAMN BOOKS, instead of just watching the movies — OR DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING INSTEAD OF READING HARRY POTTER! wait, that includes "having a life", doesn't it... ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 20:33, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)
  1. Kill it with fire. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:08, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Kill it with water. --Black Flamingo 23:44, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Kill it with wind. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:08, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Kill it with mud. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:48 August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. kiil it with ether. --Mn-z 11:48, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Kill it with love. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:10, 14 Aug
  7. Kill it. Period. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 18:20, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:45, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • "I will not meow or hiss at Professor McGonagall..." XD ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 20:36, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
    "I will not glue myself to Professor Snape to see if he really sleeps upside down..." hahaha! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 20:38, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Stalinbear

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 25953 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Forgotten in-joke from five years ago... although what it really needs is a complete rewrite. UN:REQ, anyone? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:39, 13 August 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Don't bother. It would be a waste of time to rewrite this. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:12 August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete. No reason not to put it on un:req though. --Black Flamingo 23:43, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. purge --Mn-z 11:50, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:33, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Call 9-1-1

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 25954 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. It just doesn't make me laugh, out loud or otherwise. --Andorin Kato 20:18, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Oh Shit! I fergit! What's the number for 911?!?!? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 21:13, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 User:Magic man/Booby trap H T D Oldvfd

Score: -5
Elapsed Time: 25957 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I wrote this not that long ago, and then it was tagged during FFW. But I think it's good enough to al least have some sort of consensus before it's deleted. So if it's voted keep I'll mainspace it, but if it's voted delete I'll keep it in my userspace. Thanks. --Tophat headless 17:13, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Mainspace! I loved this when I first saw it, and I still love it. Also, BOOBY! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:42 August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote mainspace per above. --Mn-z 16:44, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Mainspace, sucka. I ♥ Boobies. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 20:27, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It has blue feet. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:34, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments

The Great Redneck Revolution

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 25957 hours
Keep (1)
  1. FFW candidate that sort of amuses me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:47, 13 August 2011
Delete (6)
  1. I don't know, it's pretty stupid. --Black Flamingo 23:54, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ya --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:57, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Junk like this gives us the reputation of being a "Crappypedia." -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:43 August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 11:50, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I haven't got a clue what this is supposed to be about. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:43, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I happen to know for a goddam fact that rednecks love onion rings. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 21:09, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 UnBooks:The Macintosh User's Guide to the Galaxy H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Elapsed Time: 25957 hours
Keep (5)
  1. FFW candidate; I dunno. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:41, 13 August 2011
  2. I lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:56, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Sure --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:12, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:37, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments

Grandfather Clock

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 25958 hours
Keep (2)
  1. FFW candidate that doesn't seem bad enough. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:17, 13 August 2011
  2. Keep, but too short. {{Expand}}, or such. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 21:28, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Neh --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:15, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Dianalysis

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 25958 hours
Keep (2)
  1. A FFW candidate that doesn't seem bad enough to me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:12, 13 August 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. One of Spike's articles. Don't see why this one is here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:10, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Interesting idea executed wholly without laughs. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:16, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeaaaaaaah...no. Not even an interesting idea. You're all wet, TKF. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 20:55, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Opera (web browser)

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 25966 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote I said I wasn't going to tag articles anymore, but I lied. (Disclaimer: Opera is my default browser. IT MADE ME TAG THIS.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 07:45, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Burn.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:33, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Internet Explorer (Version without Clippy and IE frame)

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 25972 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Take away part of the annoying and it's still not funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:17, 13 August 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:39, 13 August 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. But keep the picture captioned, "The relatively simple interface of Internet Explorer." and add it to Internet Explorer. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 07:36, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:14, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:19, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Internet Explorer

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 25972 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep., great concept, just needs a tidyup. Seijana 03:42, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Somehow, I'm with both Seijana AND Lyrithya on this one. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 07:20, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Annoying != funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:16, 13 August 2011
  2. The first line is worthy of keeping, IE is the #1 tool to download Firefox... but from then on, it just went way down hill.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:45, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Not voting either, but someone needs to clean this the fuck up. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:32, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Air horn

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 25978 hours
Keep (6)
  1. RedCheckMark Wait a minute, I just read this and I liked it! Why was it deleted without any consensus? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:02 August 13, 2011 (UTC)
    All better now. I wonder if Lyrithya still has YouTube videos disabled. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:26, 13 August 2011
  2. BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:44, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Short, sweet, to-the-point. Oh, and Olipro, if you keep sticking the word "Harrass" out there in your signature, I may be inclined to take you up on the dare. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 07:11, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Okay, 1) this is too young for VFD, and 2) this is great. --Tophat headless 17:09, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep. I like it. MadMax 22:27, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. FEATURE! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:30, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote TKF, really? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:20, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Butter it. --Andorin Kato 02:55, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Evidently contains no original content. Also not actually funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:45, 13 August 2011
  4. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:44, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Sorry, I did enjoy the video but this just isn't the right site. --Black Flamingo 23:52, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:19, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • What in fuck's name was that? Seijana 03:41, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Normally this would be an invalid nom, as the article is under a week old, but apparently qvfd doesn't apply to admins' articles. I use the term 'article' rather loosely here, mind. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:45, 13 August 2011

I18n

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 25995 hours
Keep (3)
  1. I miss Sikon. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
    Sikon lurks our IRC channel under the nick "LucidFox", so you can still talk to him if you want. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
    On freenode yes, but not the channel. she's invaluable if you need some Russian translated, and stuff. and yes, She. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:22, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep For the "L4e" section alone! mAttlobster. (hello) 17:33, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep. I don't get it, but hey, that's never stopped me before. --Andorin Kato 20:24, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol wtf vote ??? What the hell is this? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:13 August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Some kind of a thing about a language for nerds or some shit --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:18, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Oh my God. This person really needs help. --Tophat headless 03:18, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Morbus Jesus

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 26041 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Haha, wierd but funny. Seijana 08:01, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:57, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  Morbidly unfunny 2006-cruft. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:14 August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I don't see anything morbid about it, or offensive, but I fail to see the funny side of it either? A few Python references isn;t funny enough to say lets keep this around--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:42, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. GOD I FUCKING HATE JESUS ARTICLES. Also, delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:13, 14 Aug
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. not enough Jesi articles on the wiki. --Mn-z 17:14, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nope --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:21, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:36, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Falkirk

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 26051 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. I don't see a purpose for this. Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:46, 9 August 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Crufty, crufty, cruft! It needs to go away. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:36 August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. That very first sentence alone convinces me that it must be sacrificed. --Andorin Kato 20:27, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Neh --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:47, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. ....... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:54, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
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