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I don't know why I posted the WIP. It is my page after all. Whatever, I like the pretty colors.
<s>I don't know why I posted the WIP. It is my page after all. Whatever, I like the pretty colors</s>.

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Welcome to my home. Please, make yourself comfortable. But don't step on the carpet. Oh god no. Not the carpet. Anything but the carpet.

I don't know why I posted the WIP. It is my page after all. Whatever, I like the pretty colors.

Anywho, this is my page! Yay!

This user is a metal head! Go fuck yourself if you aren't a believer.

This user is probably a sociopathic serial killer. Please, leave your shoes at the door.

This user listens to Tool. You probably haven't heard of them, and even if you did, you just wouldn't understand.

This user kills hipsters. He also doesn't see any irony in that whatsoever at all.

Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

Chromelogo This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.

Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

n00b This user is a n00b.

MEH This user redefines lazy.

No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

Demonfork This user is a demon and has gone into the background. Please summon with :(){ :|:& };:.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.

du-F This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).

17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

bs-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.

es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.

fig-4 This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.

This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Crystalball This user can see what you don't.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

GCarlin This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
User:Citation Needed/User Gullible

Asexuality Symbol.svg This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.

LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

Fibonacci WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.

Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.


usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

Adult neon NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

This user says things that may not be work safe.

Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.

typo-A Yuo mihgt not eb abel to udnerstand thsi user becuaies they speka Typo wiht an extermeyl htick acecnt.

Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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