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"Fair and Balanced"
Fox News Channel is an active cult-or sorry, active news organization with the goal of providing a story with two sides, showing that Obama may be entirely wrong and an agent for a cult following of Stalin by passing the healthcare bill, or a pedophile. Both are very logical. Fox News knows that you want both sides of the story. That is why Fox is the leading news channel in America, with captivating headlines such as "Global Warming-A Lie?" and "Applesauce found deadly-and how Obama did it." Owned by Newscorp, with an owner (Rupert Murdoch) who, amidst the liberal blame-game, has remained free of charge-oh wait. HE did that thing? No, not-wait, what? You're saying... oh. But we can rearrange that right? I guess, so uhmm... Rupert Murdoch ... has ... been ... found ... innocent. Okay.
Fox RegularsBill O'Reilly- Host of "The O'Reilly Factor," Fox's tried and true personality who finds the real story behind every guest, with provocative questions such as "How has the mainstream liberal media ruined our nation?" You go on to his show, you have just entered the Lion's Den.
Glenn Beck- Sad to see him gone
Shepard Smith-the guy who just ruins our reputation.
Sean Hannity- Fox's own centrist, author of books like "Deliver Us from Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Liberalism" and "Let Freedom Ring: Winning the War of Liberty over Liberalism"