User:No, yuo/Togo

TOGO TOGO TOGO TOGO

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto (official): "TOGO TOGO TOGO TOGO" Motto (unofficial): "TOGO!!!"
National Anthem: TOGO SONG
Official language	TOGO-ESE
Capital	LOMÉ
Government	TOGO TOGO TOGO RULES!
President	Togo, TOGO togo TOGO togo
National Hero	TOGO TOGO TOGO
Independence	TOGO, 1999
Currency	TOGO
Religion	TOGO, DISEMBOWELLING.

“Togo or not Togo - is that a country?”

~ William Shakespear on Togo

“Yeah Man, Togo”

~ An Average Western-European on TOGO

“You stea fom China!”

~ Chinaman

“Meow”

~ Cat on TOGO

TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO, TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO. VISIT TOGO IT IS GOOD! WE HAVE MANY THINGS FOR YOU. YOU CAN BUY WIFE, COUSIN, YOU CAN EAT WELL - WIFE COUSIN!

edit History

YES, TOGO HAVE HISTORY! TOGO OLD COUNTRY, MUCH HISTORY TOGO SO OLD WE FORGET!!

edit Geography

TOGO!!! TOGO HAS LAND! TOGO HAS MAPS TOO! YOU COME TO TOGO. WE NOT KILL YOU TOO BAD.

edit Climate

TOGO HAVE SUNNY WEATHER! MUCH HEAT MAKE TOGO PEOPLES DANCE IN CRAZY HAPPINESS!

edit Flora and fauna

TOGO HAVE NOT MANY LION NOW! ALSO OTHER ANIMAL IN TOGOLAND, AND PLANTLIFE!

edit Cities

TOGO NOW HAS OWN CAPITAL CITY! TOGO CITY IS GOOD AND HAS MANY PEOPLES! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND GOOD NOW!

edit Economy

TOGO EAT HEADS! TOGO SELL THEM FOR GOOD MONEY! TOGO IS PROSPEROUS AND HAS MANY DOLLARS!!!

edit Politics and government

TOGO HAS DEMOCRACY! TOGO NOT KILL PEOPLE TOO MUCH WHEN ELECTION GO WRONG WAY! TOGO JUNTA RULE WITH GENTLE FIST OF IRON! TOGO!

edit Military

TOGO STRONG! TOGO BRAVE! TOGO MUCH MIGHTIER WITH LARGE WEAPONRY! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND NOW, SEE TOGO ARMY MARCH IN MIGHTY PARADE!

edit Culture

edit People

TOGO CUT YOU UP IF YOU LOOK FUNNY! TOGO EAT YOU TOO! TOGO HAS FORGIVEN CUTURE! TOGO-TOGO!

edit Language

TOGO SPEAK TOGO! TOGO METRICPOLITAN! TOGOS SPEAK MANY LANGUAGES! TOGO MUG YOU IN ALL TONGUES!

edit Sports

TOGO KILL YOU QUICK! TOGO MUG YOU QUICKER! TOGO PLAY FOOTBALL HOOLIGANISM! ADEBAYOR

edit Music

TOGO POUND ROCKS GOOD!

edit Keyboards

ALL TOGO KEYBOARDS ARE BROKEN SO THAT CAPS LOCK IS PERMANENTLY ON111111111

ALSO, JAZZ!

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