User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/UnTunes: Vandal's Paradise

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<big><big><big>'''A parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. (Fucking Weird Al.)'''</big></big></big>
 
<big><big><big>'''A parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. (Fucking Weird Al.)'''</big></big></big>
   

Latest revision as of 21:33, August 13, 2011

A parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. (Fucking Weird Al.)


As I scroll through the forum in the dump of the village

I take a look at the site and realize, ain't much left to pillage

'cause I've been blankin' and trollin' so long, that

even EDiots think that my mind is gone

but I ain't never wrecked a page that didn't deserve it

me be lurkin' like a noob, y'all know that ain't heard of

you better watch where you stalkin', 'bout what you talkin'

or you and your fellows might be drownin' in GIFs (noob)

I really hate to use a proxy, but I've gotta, op

As I troll I toss a link to that TVTropes

I'm the kinda vandal that the admins be tryna ban and

on the laptop all day and night, spoutin' bullshit, tryin' to start fights


(Chorus)


been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise

been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise

keep spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise

keep spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise


I got this situation, they got me facin'

I can't be a normal user, I sick and tired of bein' a loser

so I gotta be down with the /b/ team

too much 4chan lurkin' killed my wiki scene

I'm an procrastinatin' fool with jokin' on my mind

got my mouse in my hand and a proxy (that) I'm behind

I'm real bored man, immature on the wiki

and my revert button's set, you can damn-well bet (BOOM)

reblanking ain't nothin' but a left-click away

my edit count, ten-thousand five , what can I say

got 10k now, but will I stay to see 10k more

the way the ops are watchin' I don't know


(Chorus)


Tell me why are we, so blind to see

That this parody wiki, ain't just (for) you and me

been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise

been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise

spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise

spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise


Trollin' and the blankin', blankin' and the trollin'

edit after edit, keep the vandals goin'

everybody's blockin', but half of them ain't checkin'

what's going in the template, but I know we been trickin'

they say it's gotta end, but nobody's here to stop me

they won't make extra ops, how can they beat me

I guess they can't, I guess won't

I guess they stuck, that's why I know this wiki is out of luck, noob


(Chorus)


been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise

been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise

spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise

spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see

That this parody wiki, ain't just (for) you and me

Tell me why are we, so blind to see

That this parody wiki, ain't just (for) you and me


(fade out)

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