User:Somu/Electrical Engineers

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'''Electrical Engineers''' are dudes who study in Technical Colleges for years before realizing that they are never gonna be more than dorks (which they intrinsically are). After working their ass off for about four years at a technical college, this realisation forces them to accept what they are and bully on the class of people with lower intellectual capabilities (Read "Other dorks who are simultaneously Idiots"). However, they also earn a shit load of money and end up sleeping with [[your mom]]!!!
 
'''Electrical Engineers''' are dudes who study in Technical Colleges for years before realizing that they are never gonna be more than dorks (which they intrinsically are). After working their ass off for about four years at a technical college, this realisation forces them to accept what they are and bully on the class of people with lower intellectual capabilities (Read "Other dorks who are simultaneously Idiots"). However, they also earn a shit load of money and end up sleeping with [[your mom]]!!!
   
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== History ==
--[[User:Somu|Somu]] 10:24, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
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The concept of engineering has existed since ancient times as humans devised fundamental inventions such as the pulley, lever, wheel, [[condom]] and [[dildo]]. But then [[some dude|Thomas_Alva_Edison]] invented a battery, and a new engineering feild was born - '''Electrical Engineering'''! A battery (or a cell) is what some consider a device to transform chemical energy to electricity- [[bullshit]]! Its a magical device, which when activated, forces [[fallen angels|Angels_of_Heaven]] to use their powers to suck sweetness from candies stolen from babies, and convert it to electricity. No chemicals involved, see? No one told you that before? Well, [[who cares?|Nobody_cares]], that's the truth- and you now know it. Now go play in the traffic.
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Wait, wait, WAIT! Not just yet! You need to know more about electrical engineers so that you can.. Uh.. understand traffic signals.. Right?! So, '''READ!'''

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“Electrical Engineers?! What do they do? More importantly, what does any Engineer do?!”
“Why does Oscar Wilde get all the Quotations?? ”
“You know Shakespeare's First name?!”
~ Some Dude on author knowing Shakespeare's entire name
“Hey - I thought you guys were gonna talk about me..!!”
~ Electrical Engineer on himself

Electrical Engineers are dudes who study in Technical Colleges for years before realizing that they are never gonna be more than dorks (which they intrinsically are). After working their ass off for about four years at a technical college, this realisation forces them to accept what they are and bully on the class of people with lower intellectual capabilities (Read "Other dorks who are simultaneously Idiots"). However, they also earn a shit load of money and end up sleeping with your mom!!!

History

The concept of engineering has existed since ancient times as humans devised fundamental inventions such as the pulley, lever, wheel, condom and dildo. But then Thomas_Alva_Edison invented a battery, and a new engineering feild was born - Electrical Engineering! A battery (or a cell) is what some consider a device to transform chemical energy to electricity- bullshit! Its a magical device, which when activated, forces Angels_of_Heaven to use their powers to suck sweetness from candies stolen from babies, and convert it to electricity. No chemicals involved, see? No one told you that before? Well, Nobody_cares, that's the truth- and you now know it. Now go play in the traffic.

Wait, wait, WAIT! Not just yet! You need to know more about electrical engineers so that you can.. Uh.. understand traffic signals.. Right?! So, READ!

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