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{{q|Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.|Ron Burgundy|Diversity}}
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==What is Diversity?==
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Diversity is, as Mr. Burgundy correctly states, an old, old wooden ship used during the [[Civil War]] era, of immense speed, armament and power. Militarily it is the equivalent of the Flying Dutchman, the Yamato and an Imperial Star Destroyer multiplied by three (though this is, for the record, less powerful than the Death Star). Less commonly known is that Diversity is still sailing and attacking countries, organisations and Gentlemen's clubs, costing the world billions upon billions of gold coins. [[Liberals|Lefties]], [[Hippies]] and politicians will tell people that [[Lie|Diversity is a good thing]]; but this is only to cover up the amount of money they spend rebuilding after Diversity has brought down everything that was ever good. The truth is that Diversity is probably the only thing keeping the world from [[World Peace]], because Diversity is often the difference between two countries.
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==What does Diversity do to things?==
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Diversity attacks anything and everything, and in many cases there seems to be no benefit whatsoever, only needless rebuilding, often at considerable expense. Diversity attacks everything to destroy it in its homogenous form, so that it is rebuilt in such a way as to promote differences. An example of this is as simple as the workplace. Once upon a time, only men were allowed to work, unless the job was demeaning, in which case [[women]] or [[slaves]] could do it. Diversity sailed in, and attacked this institution and destroyed it. Working was rebuilt with women and [[Black People|slaves]] included, and this has led to many men being unemployed, and the introduction at massive expense of female and coloured peoples' toilets. Other results arising from the rebuilding after an attack from the Diversity include allowing [[poor people]] to vote and mobility ramps for disabled people who work, even though they are disabled.

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“Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.”
~ Ron Burgundy on Diversity

What is Diversity?

Diversity is, as Mr. Burgundy correctly states, an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era, of immense speed, armament and power. Militarily it is the equivalent of the Flying Dutchman, the Yamato and an Imperial Star Destroyer multiplied by three (though this is, for the record, less powerful than the Death Star). Less commonly known is that Diversity is still sailing and attacking countries, organisations and Gentlemen's clubs, costing the world billions upon billions of gold coins. Lefties, Hippies and politicians will tell people that Diversity is a good thing; but this is only to cover up the amount of money they spend rebuilding after Diversity has brought down everything that was ever good. The truth is that Diversity is probably the only thing keeping the world from World Peace, because Diversity is often the difference between two countries.


What does Diversity do to things?

Diversity attacks anything and everything, and in many cases there seems to be no benefit whatsoever, only needless rebuilding, often at considerable expense. Diversity attacks everything to destroy it in its homogenous form, so that it is rebuilt in such a way as to promote differences. An example of this is as simple as the workplace. Once upon a time, only men were allowed to work, unless the job was demeaning, in which case women or slaves could do it. Diversity sailed in, and attacked this institution and destroyed it. Working was rebuilt with women and slaves included, and this has led to many men being unemployed, and the introduction at massive expense of female and coloured peoples' toilets. Other results arising from the rebuilding after an attack from the Diversity include allowing poor people to vote and mobility ramps for disabled people who work, even though they are disabled.

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