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#I for one do not give a shit. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 09:46, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
#I feel bad voting down on this one, seeing as two admins helped it out long ago... but the site is vastly different from what it was four years ago. Therefore, I think it is finally time to lay this suffering beast to rest. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''10:14 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#Ready! Aim! Spire! Wait....no, no, it's another word that ends in "ire"...it's on the tip of my tongue... {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 02:10, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
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* Is it really that bad? I know that the images suck for the most part, but this has always been one of my articles that I had slight affection for... at least in concept if not form. I understand the Harry Potter deletion frenzy, but I don't think it's one of the worst Harry Potter articles we've had. Although I'm biased, of course. Anyway, if it does get deleted, I request that a copy be preserved in my userspace. --{{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 04:34, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Azkaban]]==
 
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#{{Delete|Sure enough,}} I caught this cruft red-handed. I'm all for tedious pop culture references, but to base an entire article on random ''Star Wars'' and Willy Wonka references is just bad. By the way, nonsense numbers, anyone? {{unsigned|TheSlyFox}}
 
#no. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 09:46, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
#I third Frosty's second. Now, if this were "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin"... {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 02:08, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Inquisitorial Squad]]==
 
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#I FORGOT HOW TO LAUGH. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 09:43, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{WTF|We have three special weapons!}} No, make it four... no, five. See, '''everybody''' expects the Spanish Inquisition! -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''09:57 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#Malfoy's opening quote was hilariious, but as for the rest... {{user:TheSlyFox/Detonate}} [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 10:00, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Turn this into a redirect to http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Inquisitorial_Squad {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 02:03, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Mudblood]]==
 
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#Tell me why I should care. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 09:39, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Obliterate|It's very amusing,}} how bad this is. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''09:46 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{Burninate}} Oh, and here's another: [[UnNews:Harry Potter Goes Crazy and Jumps off Building]]. Linked, IN THE ARTICLE. {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 01:59, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Draco Malfoy]]==
 
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#This is bad. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 07:58, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Burninate|Fanboy cruft.}} Hmm, I wonder if there might be a whole collection of [[Harry Potter]] junk in the same vein as [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] was... -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''09:35 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{Delete|Avada...Kedavra!}} ''[flash of green light and a '''"ka-BOOM!"''']'' {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 01:53, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
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*What the shit? [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 08:02, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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#{{user:TheSlyFox/Detonate}} Morbidly unfunny 2006-cruft. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''05:14 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{user:TheSlyFox/Detonate}} Morbidly unfunny 2006-cruft. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''05:14 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
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#{{tl|FFW}} candidate that sort of amuses me. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">23:06, 9 August 2011 </span>
 
#Needs links. But otherwise ok. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 08:00, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#{{Obliterate|Crufty, crufty, cruft!}} It needs to [[go away]]. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''05:36 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{Obliterate|Crufty, crufty, cruft!}} It needs to [[go away]]. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''05:36 August 10, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
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==[[Scouser]]==
 
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#'''ZOMGOOGLE''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 17:57, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Burninate|Burn it.}} FFW escapee. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''18:35 August 8, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{User:Bizzeebeever/Flush}}. [[Nobody cares|......]] {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 01:35, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Wal-Mart's One and Only Republic of China]]==
 
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#I like this. [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 08:05, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#'''OMGWTF''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 15:24, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{scary vote|Penetration store?}} I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or ''♪ "Hide my love away..." ♪'' -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''17:14 August 8, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#shit a brick. {{User:Wilytank/sig}} 02:25, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete|FASTER ZOMBIEBARON! KILL! KILL!}} DEAR GOD CUT ITS HEAD OFF! SHOVELS! GET THE SHOVELS! [[AAAAAAAAA|AAAAAAAHHH!!!]] {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 01:32, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
#bye. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 08:22, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Useless Trivia Questions]]==
 
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#{{Delete}} 2006-cruft. Also, it's badly formatted and a chore to read. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''01:12 August 8, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{Delete}} Why... --{{User:EpicAwesomeness/sig2}} 05:55, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 13:54, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#Shame, the idea of useless trivia questions has the potential to be really funny yet the article seems to suck. [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 08:33, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#'''KEEP''' I love this. If gets deleted can someone move it to my userspace. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 11:53, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|Hmm, all right.}} I say we remove the forum post from the category then attach it to Matt's userspace (not that his name should be associated with bitches, or anything...) ''<nowiki>*walks away nervously*</nowiki>'' -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''01:05 August 8, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{Keep|Hilarious.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''01:54, 8 August 2011''</small>
 
#So --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 03:19, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep|What the hell was I thinking?}} This is great! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 03:20, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#This is quite really useless. It categorizes one forum. I don't get the humor either. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 11:10, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} per above. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 12:48, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:51, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
#<s>{{Delete|Bitch.}} --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 00:18, August 8, 2011 (UTC)</s>
 
#This is <s>kinda</s> '''really''' useless... --{{User:Gamma287/sig}} 01:40, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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*Is there such a thing as categories banned in mainspace ''a la'' [[:Category:Templates banned in mainspace]]? -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''01:08 August 8, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
*I don't get it. [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 08:38, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
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*No brainer --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 11:49, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
 
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=={{VFDc|YMЯA}}==
 
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#{{Keep}}, Not quite hilarious, but very funny all the same. [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 11:56, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}}, because I say so. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|08:11|10|August|2011}}
 
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#Bad articles lead to worse ones. I get the fact that it's a YMCA parody, but the article doesn't have a big enough portion... --{{User:Gamma287/sig}} 05:26, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{delete|NOT WANT}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 05:28, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Obliterate}} [[I maed a yuky doody|Bleah!]] -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''02:10 August 7, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 06:36, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
|comments={{Abstain}} Y'know, this is a fair bit of surrealism. I like it, but not enough to vote "keep". Feelin' lazy 2day! {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 18:02, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Encyclopedia Seijanica? [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 08:36, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
 
*'''Kept''' --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 11:49, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
 
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=={{VFDc|Puerto Rico}}==
 
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#Huff the notable individuals list and it's [[ICU|reedeemable]]. [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 11:52, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
#It has been improved somewhat. What it needs it links. Give it, it's 30 days and then we'll see. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 11:13, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#<s>{{delete}} What a huge lump of fail??? {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 05:21, August 6, 2011 (UTC)</s>
 
#{{Burninate|With Frosty On This One.}} Too dumb for redemption. {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 18:06, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
# '''3... 2... 1...''' {{user:TheSlyFox/Detonate| }} Sorry, but even with a <nowiki>{{Fix}}</nowiki> tag, I see little to no chance at redemption in its current state. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''04:13 August 7, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 06:38, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
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*Removed a couple junky list sections. Seems somewhat better now. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:39, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
*'''Kept''' --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 11:48, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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I18n

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  1. Symbol wtf vote ??? What the hell is this? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:13 August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Some kind of a thing about a language for nerds or some shit --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:18, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Oh my God. This person really needs help. --Tophat headless 03:18, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Luna Lovegood

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  1. Not bad. Better than all this other Harry Potter shite. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:02, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:06, 10 August 2011
  3. could be worst --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:17, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  Wow, it's pretty bad when you can tell an article's going to be terrible just by the title... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:53 August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. NO! 
    Bizzeebeever disapproves. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 02:20, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
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UnScripts:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical 2

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  1. lol you guys are dumb --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:43, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It may be a bit incoherent, but it's funny. Besides, the first one never said anything about Horcruxes! --Scofield & Dudes 09:02, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Cool story bro. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:52, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not quite sure about that first one, but a (crappy) sequel is obviously unnecessary. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:05 August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Y'know what? Y'know what? I'm not even gonna waste a spell on this one. [Puts down wand] ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 02:16, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
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UnScripts:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical

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  1. Sorry man you made a mistake this isn't VFH at all --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:43, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:34, 11 August 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Dude, come on. --Scofield & Dudes 09:01, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:50, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Avada K...wait, wait, no, first...  Cruciatus! Yes, writhe in torment first! THEN Avada Kedavra! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:07, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
    Sign yer posts --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:01, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
    Piss off. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:07, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Encyclopedia Seijanica?

Morbus Jesus

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  1. Haha, wierd but funny. Seijana 08:01, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  Morbidly unfunny 2006-cruft. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:14 August 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Falkirk

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  1. I don't see a purpose for this. Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:46, 9 August 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Crufty, crufty, cruft! It needs to go away. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:36 August 10, 2011 (UTC)
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