Good afternoon, children. Now, as you may know, a certain new breed of people, calling themselves the "gays" have been crawling out of the woodworks. These people are bad people, and I mean really bad people! They are the scourge of the earth, the filthy aberrations God wants us to destroy! Let me tell you why.
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Gay is girly!
Just look at the way gay people walk! It's like they're women in a man's body. They wear PINK shirts, actually have a fashion sense, and speak in that....girly accent! UGH!
God had assigned men and women clear roles in life. While the man was meant to be the warrior and breadwinner of the human race, the woman was destined to be stuck at home, nursing her wailing children! The man had the right to slap around his wife and fuck her whichever way he wanted, while the woman was obliged to just shut up and listen.
But with the advent of gay people, our masculinity is sure to be threatened! Okay, so the society has lost its way a bit. Women are getting jobs, we actually gave them the right to vote, and what used to be a perfectly normal display of manly authority is now termed as rape. But don't you see, children? Gay people will further tarnish the already compromised roles God had assigned for men and women! For the first time, men will go to tea parties, and GOSSIP ABOUT STUFF! This behavior would never have been acceptable a 150 years ago! Therefore, we must destroy the gays, if only to have the tiniest hope of putting the out of control women today back in their place!