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<!-- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed today his country had developed a Nuclear Think Tank. It is our destiny to stand amongst the world's elite said Mr Ahmadinejad in a press conference today. Sources in Washington have said that George Bush has taken the news quite badly & put the nation on spicy orange alert for the foreseeable future. The President also ordered all Abrams tanks to be upgraded & installed with every form of nuclear weapon available in The Gunners Arsenal. Mr Bush has also asked Congress for more spending in psychopathic & psychokinesis experiments involving weapons hurtage. Senior officials at the State Dept. were said to be 'Quite perturbed at that idiot getting it wrong again' while the democrats were rolling around their offices like hyenas on laughing gas. A spokesman for the White House later confirmed that sooner or later Dubya would get a sound twatting up the fanny. [[Image:image.jpg|thumb|caption]] -->
 
<!-- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed today his country had developed a Nuclear Think Tank. It is our destiny to stand amongst the world's elite said Mr Ahmadinejad in a press conference today. Sources in Washington have said that George Bush has taken the news quite badly & put the nation on spicy orange alert for the foreseeable future. The President also ordered all Abrams tanks to be upgraded & installed with every form of nuclear weapon available in The Gunners Arsenal. Mr Bush has also asked Congress for more spending in psychopathic & psychokinesis experiments involving weapons hurtage. Senior officials at the State Dept. were said to be 'Quite perturbed at that idiot getting it wrong again' while the democrats were rolling around their offices like hyenas on laughing gas. A spokesman for the White House later confirmed that sooner or later Dubya would get a sound twatting up the fanny. [[Image:image.jpg|thumb|caption]] -->
 
   
   

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