User:Phrank Psinatra/Worst 100 Foods of All Time

The All-Time 100 (or so) Worst:
100	April Fools Jokes
99	Creatures to have sex with
98	Firefox extensions
97	Foods
96	Gifts to give a friend
95	Harry Potter Spin-offs
94	Inventions
93	Locations
92	LOL Cats
91	Make Out Songs
90	Moments to get a Boner
89	Moments to Laugh
88	Money Making Schemes
87	Movies
86	Nonexistent Words
85	Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
84	Nutty Conspiracy Theories
83	Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
82	Pick-up lines
81	Pokemon Cash-Ins
80	Porn Stars
79	Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
78	Reasons to become a Christian
77	Reflections on 2005
76	Reflections on 2006
75	Reflections on 2007
74	Reflections on 2008
73	Reflections on 2009
72	Reflections on 2010
71	Reflections on 2011
70	Reflections on 2012
69	Reflections on 2013
68	Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67	Remakes
66	Restaurants
65	Self Help Books
64	Sequels
63	Sexual Perversions
62	Short Poems
61	Sitcom Catchphrases
60	Songs
59	Songs about Seagulling
58	Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57	Songs To Have Sex To
56	Songs To Play At A Funeral
55	Spinoffs
54	Superheroes
53	Things About the '00s
52	Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51	Things to do during Christmas
50	Things to Put In An IV
49	Things To Say In Court
48	Things to Say in the Workplace
47	Things to say on a First Date
46	Toys
45	TV Programs
44	Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43	Video Games of all time‎
42	Video Game Movies
41	Video Game Systems
40	Ways of Being a Dick
39	Ways To Be Castrated
38	Ways to be Circumcized
37	Ways to Deliver Bad News
36	Ways to Die (Best)
35	Ways to Die (Worst)
34	Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33	Ways to Start a Novel
32	Ways to Win an Argument
31	Weapons
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“Ahhh, eel and leek crumble. 19th century food at its best...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Worst 100 Foods of All time

“Oh the shame... Oh the igmony. My you are a fine looking boy...”

~ Sir John Gielgud on something completely different

“Let them eat cake...Let them eat cake I say!”

~ DUFF on charm city cake fame

91-100

100. Penutbutter and Jellyfish sandwich on rye.

Jellyfish just doesn't work with the texture of rye bread.

99. Grapefruit Pudding Pops.

What was the "Cos" thinking?

98. Green Ham and Egg on your face.

Good help is so hard to find.

97. Carp Jerky.

Carp tastes great, jerkies are awsome but somehow this combo just doesn't work.

96. Escargo.

Goes against common sense to eat snails.

95. Celery

JUST NO! The devil doesn't even touch this shit!

94. Sprouts

those green peices of shit have been forced down our necks for too long just because some jackass said that there "good for us"

93. Marmite

it's tastes like anal rape feels

92. Krabby Patty with Jellyfish shit

nuff said

91. Fried whale penis

No explanation needed

81-90

90. Boiled whale penis

89. knuckle sandwich

sounds better than a punch in the face... oh

88. Salami and shit sandwich

87. McSallmonilla Shake

tastes as good coming up as it did going down.

86.Chicken Nuggets

they make our children phat.

Honorable Mention

British Food